holy shit this is so... yellow

it’s just… if you consume East Asian media the least you can do is showing us some respect? If you like Donnie Yen/kung fu movies don’t give your money to Iron Fist. If you like anime don’t call Genji, Hanzo and other Japanese characters in Western media ‘weeaboo’, and don’t go see Ghost In The Shell. If you like K-pop don’t say you have ‘yellow fever’ or whatever. Please listen when an East Asian person voices their concern about racial issues and be a little more cultural awared holy shit why are some people so intentionally ignorant

The Seventh Wheel: A Case for Black Lion Lance

Alternatively titled: Lance Deserves The World Because He is My Son and I Love Him

Okay, so Shiro’s gone and someone’s gotta fill his big ass shoes. In the toss-up between him, Allura, and Keith, I’m going to be arguing in this post that Lance could be the guy to do it. And, fair warning, this is going to be ridiculously (like, ridiculously) long lmao so here’s the TL;DR right now: I think that a) Lance already shows the character traits of a good leader, and b) there’s a good chance of him becoming one, given his impending character arc. 

It also has a chance of not happening, of course, but who cares?? I already started writing this thing, so:

Alright, let’s begin at the beginning, because that’s always a good place to start.

Lance is first introduced to the audience as the classic loud, arrogant, goofy flirt. The perfect comic relief character. He rescues a guy because his “rival” was gonna do it first and he can’t have that, the first thing he does in the giant robot cat is fart, and he hits on a girl who just fell out of a pod in a magic castle. He’s there to make you laugh.

I can’t imagine anyone looking at a character like that and “You know what? This guy could be a leader.” Allura says it herself in episode 1. The black lion is supposed to be the decisive head of Voltron, a person who’s a natural born leader, who’s in control, and,

Basically, calm, collected, and respected. “A natural born leader.” So, definitely not Lance. Case closed.

But, not really. Because Lance actually is calm and collected. He’s just not respected. He has all the leadership traits– the problem is that he’s not treated as someone who could be a leader.

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HOWDY HO YA’LL IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ‘LISTEN TO VAL BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO TELL YOU’ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST LIVE ACTION VERSION

  • the costume designs in this movie    I    c a n n o t      b e l i e v e
  • the set design too, holy shit
  • this beast ain’t gonna take your shakespeare bullshit here take the whole fuckin’ library and then you come talk to me about romances this is unbelievable
  • I don’t give a fuck I will fight everybody about Le Fou
  • I’ll punch a wasp I don’t give a fuck
  • Belle can sing ya’ll— like I don’t know if the design firm behind the trailers just autotuned the fuck out of the audio they were given but she sounds great
  • okay I’m sorry I work in the CGI field and half of this movie was just me freaking out about the rendering of the beast’s fur and his expressions, they did so great, holy shit, ugh, I was so impressed I’m fucking mad about it
  • seriously dan stevens was physically in this movie for maybe three minutes and the rest of it was face/motion capture and he just shines throughout the whole goddamn thing
  • belle whacks multiple people with sticks, it was good times
  • HER YELLOW DRESS WAS SO AMAZING YA’LL YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT SHIT WAS GORGEOUS
  • Le Fou, again, I’mma fight people
  • adlkjflkjdg I DON’T WANT TO GET TOO SPOILERY BUT THE GROWL????? THE G R O W L???????
  • AUDRA MCDONALD????? WHY YOU GOTTA GO SO HARD??????
  • Stanley Tucci was in this movie? Like holy fuck?
  • Gaston????? Like holy shit????? He wasn’t so bad in the beginning but as the movie went on he just got creepier and creepier and creepier?????
  • Is it just me or were there a shit ton of interracial couples in this movie? I counted at least five, I think? I KNOW THAT IS SUCH A LOW BAR TO SET BUT I WAS HAPPY TO SEE IT IN A HUGE ASS DISNEY FILM
  • FUCKING LE FOU’S LINE IN KILL THE BEAST ‘Marching off to battle, yet I fear the wrong monsters have been released’
  • LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?????
  • WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL FOR A MINOR CHARACTER LIKE THIS, DISNEY
  • “some of them are in greek.”
  • “was— was that a joke? are you joking now?”

Ok, so interesting stuff I gathered from the new su episodes:

-the gems from Amethyst’s kindergarden are the most amazing thing ever

-apparently the beta gems are miscoloured?

-jasper was the only one who made it a) off earth or b) off zoo duty

-blue diamond is easily persuaded holy shit

-the guard gem (i can’t remember her name) just had her whole life turned around and is probably gonna have an existential crisis over a pearl telling her off

-blue diamond is a grieving mess but that doesn’t excuse KIDNAPPING PEOPLE AND SHATTERING GEMS BECAUSE THEY’VE FUSED ARE YOU KIDDING ME

-yellow diamond doesn’t know how grief works and she’s gonna have a breakdown

- i really liked the beta gem they showed us (was it another jasper, a carneol maybe?)

-AMETHYST FOUND HER SISTERS AND THEY’RE AMAZING AND THEY HAVE THE SAME HUMOUR I’M SO PROUD OF MY OVERCOOKED LITTLE CLOD

-ruby holds sapphire’s hand to keep her from freezing herself

-ruby is NOT dumb

-garnet is scared af of blue diamond (understandably)

-ANOTHER EPISODE OF SAPPHIRE AND RUBY UNFUSED

-blue pearl is indeed a shy little thing and apparently dancing with yellow pearl is nice ™

-blue Diamond’s voice makes me cry

-like, I thought she was gonna be some stone cold calculating ice rock but she just cries all the time (although we did get a glimpse of how terrifying she can be as soon as there’s subjects around)

-THEY BUBBLED EVERY SINGLE ROSE QUARTZ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SHATTER THEM

-yellow diamond admits that they all love pink diamond

-the lyrics got me (There’s no use in feeling [pause] blue)

-like, was i the only one who went ‘damn, that’s a double meaning if I’ve ever seen one’ 1) There’s no use in feeling, Blue or 2) There’s no use in feeling blue (feeling blue = feeling sad)

-the humans in the zoo do not handle rejection well

-i wonder if their earrings tell them how to procreate too?

-probably

-the zoo is creepy

-the guard gem played herself

-She has her gem on the back of her head - we’ve never seen that before, so that’s interesting

-i’m dead

-like, I legit died watching this

-I KNEW THE FRICKIN PALANQUIN WAS GONNA BE IMPORTANT

  • 12 year old me, watching the SU pilot: Hmmm...it's kind of dull...not really as good as MLP...but it has pretty ladies, and the setup is interesting. I might watch it if it becomes a real cartoon.
  • 12 year old me, watching Gem Glow: Oh, they changed the designs? It looks nice. Pearl is kind of creepy, though...I think I like this show.
  • 13 year old me, watching Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem: They're ALIENS?! I LOVE aliens!!! This show keeps getting better and better!!!
  • 14 year old me, watching Steven Bomb 1: GARNET'S A FUSION?! RUBY AND SAPPHIRE?!?! JASPER?!??!?! MALACHITE?!?!?!? I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
  • 14 year old me, watching Steven Bombs 2 and 3: SARDONYX IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! RUBY AND SAPPHIRE??! LAPIS!?!??!?! THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD...
  • 14 year old me, watching Steven Bomb 4: HOLY SHIT YELLOW DIAMOND?!?!?!?!? RUBY AND SAPPHIRE BACKSTORY?!??! STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY>!??!? I LOVE PERIDOT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
  • 15 year old me, watching In Too Deep and Steven Nuke: I!!! LOVE!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!! SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 15 year old me, watching Steven Bomb 5: BLUE DIAMOND?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! MORE GEMS????!?!?! FAMETHYST AND HOLLY BLUE?!?!??!?!? NICE THIS IS GOOD CONTENT
  • 16 year old me, watching the rest of SU Season 4: I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW

So I’ve had this blog for just under two months and just hit my first thousand and I’m ??? like thank you so much to everyone who follows me. I love you all. So for 1k I figured I’d do a follow forever to celebrate all the people who’s blogs I love and yeah. I’m sorry I’m shit at thanking people idk how to do this I don’t deserve any of this and everyone who follows me is too kind.

Special thanks to everyone who’s taken the time to talk to me, either in messages or by dropping asks in my inbox. You guys make me smile and I’m so grateful for all the ways I’ve interacted with the various members of this fandom. 

Also to all my mutuals who have given me mini freak outs when they followed me because I am not worthy.

(Nobody’s bolded because I love everyone and felt bad.)

And, uh, here we go?

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ok so listen my school has this public drive on the computers where anyone can put anything in it, and anyone can view it too

and my friend and i were exploring the depths of this drive until we stumbled upon this folder called “joel’s art project”

and i fu c king. snorted because the first image in that list was:

Stephen Fry.png

and the rabbit hole goes even fucking deeper, here we have:

yerrow dimond.png

SuperLars64.png

Casper.png

Chip Dip.png

and last but not least:

shreddah.png

8

hannibal season 3 finale + tumblr text posts (oops)

Language barrier

Slytherin: “holy fucking shit…”
Hufflepuff: “Hey. Watch your language.”
Slytherin: “Why? Curse words are just words that people have put a bad meaning behind. They only mean what you want them to mean, and their meaning can change. Ass used to be what people called donkeys, and now it’s a curse word. Any word can become a curse word in the future if people start using it as an insult. So why don’t you watch YOUR language.”
Gryffindor: “holy fucking shit”
Slytherin:“ Hey watch your language.”

Watching SU for the first time: Room for Ruby

Steven Universe season 4 episode 20, Room for Ruby.

If you haven’t watched it yet, be careful.

Spoilers ahead!

—Turn back before you get spoiled—


-Yes! They’re gonna retrieve the Rubies from space!

-That being said, this is already the 20th episode of Season 4, which is supposed to have 26 episodes. The season’s drawing to a close, guys. I wonder what will happen in the finale. I hope no one dies.

-(I am secretly wondering who the storyboard artists were for the intro animation.)

-Aww

-”aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

-Ouch.

-dun dun DDUUUN

-okay, I am suddenly getting very bad feelings about this. is she bipolar? Double personality? Or is she a ball of lies? has she been sarcastic this whole time?

-Is she actually just super sarcastic?

-You.

-Are giving her.

-To Lapis.

-And Peridot.

-”Finally, there’s a star to wish on.”
 …That’s the sun.

Not a shipper but this is really cute tbh. They’re a little family now.

They went from this

To this

-And I think that’s really sweet. Also, imagine if you watched this or something like Gem Harvest right after watching Jailbreak. You’d be like ‘wtf happened?’

-Looks like Pumpkin dog forgot about the trauma Steven inflicted on him.

They see me rollin’, they hatin’…

-THE FLYSWAT’S BACK

-For a moment I thought Lapis was just gonna dump the water on them
 Thank goodness she didn’t

Because wet Peridot

-Good to see she’s working on those metal powers.

-”That’s a hammock. It’s a bed you fall out of.”

oMFG

-How tf does Lapis snore if she doesn’t have a respitory system (I’m assuming gems don’t breathe since they can stay underwater)?

wTF HAPPENED WHY IS HER HEAD SO BIg all of a sudden

Featuring: mouthstache.

-”I love plants!” *throws carrots on the ground*

Aaaaand here we see members of the shorty squad in their natural habitat.

OH SHIT IT’S THE TRIPLE PUPPY EYES ATTACK

-Currently screencapping all the Lapis faces and giggling like crazy.

-Metal power elevator, yeah!!

-”Why is it so easy for her when it was so hard for me?”
 Because you have PTSD and the trauma of several thousand years.

What the everloving fuck

-I am getting a bit scared.

-Especially when the top comment on its Kisscartoon page is ‘Top 10 Anime Betrayals’

-Two minutes of runtime left and I feel more uncomfortable by the second

Faces.

-But seriously guys I feel like she’s being super duper sarcastic or something

-Or just lying through her teeth in general

-I have a gut feeling and it’s bad

-I have been deceived by cute innocent things one too many times

-Steven don’t hit the button

Does this look like the face of friendship

-DOES IT STEVEN

-DON’T PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON STEVEN

I TOLD YOU STEVEN

-HOLY FUCK DAMN

NOT SO INNOCENT NOW ARE YOU

-HOLY FLAPPITY FLAPPITY DIPSWITCH SANDWICH FUCKING PIECE OF EVERLOVING SHIT

-HOLY FUCK SHE’S THE EVILEST CHARACTER I’VE EVER SEEN IN THIS SHOW

-SHE’S GIVING KEVIN A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

-JASPER AIN’T NO MATCH

-HELL, YELLOW DIAMOND AIN’T NO MATCH

-WELL GREAT JOB RUBY YOU’VE TRAUMATIZED STEVEN

-Player Steven Achievement Unlocked: “Betrayed”
 +100XP
 +10 Mistrust
 +10 Doubt

“You dirty little-”

-Also, Steven’s arm.

-Yes Lapis, you were the smartest character in this episode.

-Garnet: “Yep it was the blue balloon I’d need after all”

-FUCK YOU NAVY

-I mean seriously she was one of the bad guys but all she did in her previous episodes was just act a bit derpy, I had no idea she was THAT evil

-Or just super vengeful

-holy fuck

Originally posted by bodhiis

TRAITOR!

-”Room for Ruby” more like “Room for Betrayal”

Face compilation.
Her hair got really big.

holy shit guys why haven’t i seen anyone talking about the power rangers reboot???

in the movie the yellow power ranger is canonically a lesbian and the blue one is canonically autistic and both seem to be done really well

plus 4/5 of the actors playing the power rangers are poc

i have never gone from giving little to no fucks about something to giving astronomical amounts of fucks about something so fast

Holy shit look at this Darth Sidious looking mofo

I can’t believe this show builds up Yellow Diamond for so long, only to properly introduce a Blue Diamond first.

I wonder how many Diamonds there are. When Jasper said “Yellow Diamond needs to see this,” that was a pretty singular reference…

Holy shit look at this PEARL THAT’S… That’s… That’s a Pearl? Round pale Gem, sharp large nose, but… Physically has different hair from “our” Pearl. Also, it may be a stylistic thing for the flashback, but her skin is blue as well.

so i’ve read a LOT of matsuhana recently in preparation for this, but @youkaihime asked for matsuhana fic recs! 

here is my first list list of good mastuhanas, as this is my second.

(in order of when i read them… mostly)

Wet Your Whistle by darkmagicalgirl

Hanamaki gets a job as a bartender. Matsukawa likes his uniform. (Alternatively: Matsukawa tries to ignore his huge crush on his friend-with-benefits. He fails.)

the whole friends with benefits thing.. you know how this goes *wiggles eyebrows* plus makki’s vulnerability just fuck me up

stranger things by laubear/ @pizzawitch

In 2012, the men’s national volleyball team took home the bronze at the Asian Cup. Tokyo Skytree opened to the public. Also, the dashing Hanamaki Takahiro and painfully cool Matsukawa Issei started a radio show out of Aoba Johsai’s abandoned A/V room and accidentally became the two most popular guys in school.

they got a radio show and its cool as Heck. that mutual pining tho. this fic feeds my soul, and it’s got that feeling of nostalgia hanging over it

yeah, this is Long

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Science Project - Stiles Stilinski [SMUT]

Author: daddyobrienx

Pairing: Stiles x Reader

Rating: NSFW

Warnings: Smut, Fingering, Public, Teasiing

Word count: 2,102

A/N: Hola hola, I decided to write more smut cuz y’all seemed to like it. Also, thanks to @obrosey-af and @twsmuts for looking this over. I now take requests and I’m working on more smut that was requested by someone, coming soon. Anyways, hope y’all enjoy!

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My relationship with Isaac isn’t a very stable one. We’ve been dating for a long while now. I thought he was “The one”. Cliche, I know. It was until Lydia told me she saw Isaac with another girl, I broke up with him. Ever since then, he’s been saying he’s sorry and begging to give him another chance. And I, being the dumbass I am, gave him another chance. So now I guess we’re dating…again. Whoopty fuckin do.

“You’re back together with Isaac? Y/N, do you know how many times he’s cheated on you? He’s an asshole!” Stiles loudly whispers, flailing his hands all over the place and I roll my eyes at him.

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Finally got my sister to watch Power Rangers with me so I didn't seem like a loser after the third time
  • *Trini appears*
  • Little sis: She's hot.
  • Trini: ...They don't have to worry about my relationships.
  • Zack: Boyfriend trouble?
  • Trini: Yeah, boyfriend trouble.
  • Zack: Girlfriend trouble?
  • Sis: Holy shit! I knew it!
  • After the movie
  • Sis: *Checks IMDB for the cast members* Wait...Trini was Becky G?!
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Sis: You mean, Becky G who sang that Shower song and I was in love with her during uh...I don't what year in middle school, but when I was still a baby gay?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Sis: You're telling me that Becky G who plays Trini had that high school invasion at the school I currently attend, but last year I didn't go that day because I was at home sick, but I just did not care.
  • Me: That's the one.
  • Sis: Fuck my life. Also did she get hotter?
  • Me: You could've met her.
  • Sis: I HATE YOU!
  • Me in Fall: Life is beautiful! Look at all the colors!
  • Me in Winter: Life is gorgeous! Look how it shines!
  • Me in Spring: Life is perfect! Look at it bloom!
  • Me in Summer: Life is- OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUCKING HOT WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY AND HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT BIG YELLOW THING IN THE SKY THAT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE SOMEONE SAVE ME I AM BURNING LIFE IS HELL AND WHERE THE FUCK IS WINTER
In Spite

Imagine: Klaus Mikaelson kidnapping you to get back at Elena and it leads to things getting heated. (Requested ~Smut~) The story line is mine and probably in no way accurate! It’s just for imagine purposes! 

“Ah, Y/N. Elena Gilbert’s human friend. Now I understand you’ve been friends for say, eight years?” Klaus walked in a small circle around you. This couldn’t be happening. One minute you’re in your bedroom, the next you hear something outside and you go to investigate. Now you’re stuck in a neat little apartment across town without a way out. How could you have been so stupid? You know about Supernatural beings and yet you still go outside when you hear a noise. 

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HOLY FUCK YALL I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY. So I’m rewatching Voltron in for prep for season 2 right? And they introduce the mice and it dawns on me:

The mice are the previous paladins.

Barring the black paladin Zarkon (spoiler alert) their color schemes fit those of the voltron paladins. Look at the pic in order from left to right: Red, Yellow, Blue, and green. Albeit they’re more pastel it still fits!! Along w the fact the mice have been around at least as long as Allura and Corran have been frozen, they seem to share a special “connection” w Allura, and they seem to know their way around the castle and its technology. I theorize that Zarkon, wanting Voltron for himself, had his druids turn the other paladins into mice so they couldn’t pilot their lions and stop him. Or perhaps they were changed by someone else; Either way THE MICE ARE THE OLD PALADINS HOLY SHIT DID NO ONE ELSE NOTICE??

PokeSpe Dance Academy AU

MOSTLY PRECIOUSMETALSHIPPING AND ORIGINALSHIPPING BUT WHATEVER.

~Red and Green are respected choreographers.

~Red is mainly a hip hop dancer but Green dabbles in everything.

~They enter nationals each year in their respective categories and always win.

~But then A kid named Gold challenges Red.

~ RED BARELY MANAGES TO WIN.

~So Red decides to teach him. Gold is so fucking excited of course he accepts.

~Green meets Silver and Yellow while judging a ballet competition.

~He’s drawn to them because they dance so unlike anything he’s seen before.

~Yellow is in the typically male position and lifts Silver a bunch and Silver is just so light and delicate.

~He then hears rumors that Silver used to be in a gang.

~He invites them to join his class he teaches with Red.

~Red sees Blue in a dance battle on the streets and after she tries to steal his wallet she realizes who he is.

~He invites her too and she just shrugs, not caring.

~ Red and Green notice that Gold and Silver automatically hate each other.

~Silver does lots of Ballet and contemporary.

~Gold does Hip Hop and popping animation and what ever he feels like.

~Yellow does ballet and Jazz.

~Blue is a freestyle dancer.

~Also Gold is pansexual and flirts with EVERY HUMAN BEING.

~One day Green and Red force them to work together on a contemporary piece with lots of touching and lifting and it’s just really romantic.

~Silver is just like “ Guys no that’s gay and I don’t fucking trust him to lift me.”

~Green’s just like “lol too bad you guys are entering it in a competition”

~So Yellow, Green,Blue and Red sit back and tell them to run through the whole routine.

~And when Gold and Silver are dancing the chemistry becomes tangible.

~They story of the dance is that they are two absolutely hopelessly in love people so they are supposed to act and smile like they love each other.

~Near the end Silver is supposed to give this soft look at Gold and when Gold sees him smiling warmly at him and how gentle and vulnerable he looks he just feels something click and feels all fuzzy.

~He doesn’t realize why he feels like this.

~When they finish and look at the others.

~Green is speechless.

~Blue softly whispers “Holy shit.”

~Red says “….I felt that…”

~Yellow video taped it.

~Blue gets a shit eating grin when she sees how much their blushing.

~So the next day Yellow walks in and says “YOU GUYS HAVE GONE VIRAL”

~Silver just groans and angrily goes back to warming up.

~The school has a practice day between all the classes.

~Green and Red are asked to demonstrate a dance.

~They just casually do a really suggestive dance, completely straight faced.

~Later when everyone pairs up to do an improvised dance they choreograph themselves, Silver gets paired with a random guy and Gold gets paired with Blue.

~He gets all excited and says “Hell yes! We can do an awesome hip hop dance!”

~But later when they are supposed to preform he doesn’t understand why he feels so angry and sad when he sees Silver dancing with the guy.

~Blue suggests he might be jealous.

~But he just brushes it off.

GUYS ASK ME ABOUT THIS AU I MADE UP I LOVE IT.