holy shit this is shit

theonetruedalek  asked:

Life & Lemons.... Why? Here's what I say! When life give gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! (I imagine Darling saying this in a fit of rage. And it's also my birthday.)

Hey, happy birthday.

- Fara


“do you remember the first day that we met? it was… it was the first day of kindergarten. i knew nobody. i had no friends and… i just felt so alone and so scared, but… i saw you on the swings and you were alone, too. you were just swinging by yourself. and i just walked up to you and… i asked. i asked if you wanted to be my friend. and you said yes. you said yes. it was the b e s t  t h i n g I’ve ever done.