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Scream It Louder

Originally posted by jeonfhan

Character(s): Reader X Wonho, BestFriend!hyungwon

Genre: smut, slight sexual tension

Warning(s): jealous smut, slow build, praise!kink, rough sex

Length: 8.5 k words

A/N: For the anon that requested a wonho smut similar to the kihyun one. im sorry this ain’t really my best work, but yoooo Wonho got me feelin some type of way


You scrunch up your nose as you stand behind Hoseok, fingers digging into the hem of his shirt as he drizzles cheese onto the nachos.

“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” You ask, eyeing the mess of salsa, ground beef, tortilla chips, and cheese on the baking sheet.

He groans, tipping his head back, “Of course I know what I’m doing. God, do I look like I’m 12?”

“Nah,” you respond, grinning cheekily, “More like 15. That awkward mid-puberty boy type of look.”

He swats his hand at your grip on his shirt, pointing the wooden spoon in his hand at the sofa.

“Go and sit and be quiet if you want any food,” he says, turning his attention back to the nachos.

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BUt guys just do not think of Sam dropping hints all week about how: Oh yeah Dean you should totally take Cas to see a movie on Sunday, he’d like that. And don’t think about how Dean would scoff and roll his eyes but secretly check the movie times until Saturday morning after breakfast he manages to awkwardly ask Cas if he’d maybe like to possibly go see a movie tomorrow but it’s dumb you really don’t have to like only if you want really.

And Cas is super touched, and super excited, and he smiles real big and says of course, I’d be delighted to, Dean. And they both spend the day lowkey avoiding each other because ohmygod we’re going on a date tomorrow I need to prepare, so they spend Saturday and most of Sunday freaking out about what to wear and how to act until it’s finally time to leave and they’re not wearing anything different but suddenly that boring white t-shirt is gorgeous and holy shit has Cas always smelled this good?

And the movie is great, and they spend a lot of time just leaning against each other and kind of casually touching in the popcorn bag, and they have this moment where they might almost kiss in the Impala before driving home but the moment’s lost so they just head for the Bunker.

Except that when they get in, neither really want the night to end, so they putter around in the kitchen with coffee and watch a little bit of dumb TV and do some covert cuddling before time works against them and forces them to their respective beds. And Dean almost invites Cas to his, but the angel seems totally cool with sleeping in his own, and it’s scary and nerve-wracking to ask so he just leaves it.

But then he realizes he’s kind of walking Cas to his room. Which is, admittedly, right beside Dean’s but. Yeah. 

And Cas says I had a really nice time tonight. 

And Dean replies yeah me too.

And then they just kind of nod awkwardly to each other before going to sleep.

Which is bullshit, because really, Dean didn’t even say goodnight, or wish Cas a happy valentine’s day, and he maybe kind of really wanted to kiss him, so he opens the door–

…Only to find Castiel looking back at him, blue eyes wide and nervous and hand poised to knock.

So Dean says hi.

And Cas says hi and then I forgot something.

Oh.

Yes.

And then Cas kisses him. 

i never wear pajamas (i just wear sweats and a t-shirt/tank top to bed) but holY SHIT I NEED THESE SABO PAJAMAS LIKE BURNING.  ANYONE WANNA VOLUNTEER TO FLY ME TO JAPAN SO I CAN BUY THEM.  WTF

also:

there he is wearing them and smiling like a dork omfg i’m cryin

Bath - Derek Luh Smut

I sunk deeper in the vanilla and almond scented bath water. I poured some lavender oil earlier, and rose scented candles were lit so the mixture of scents was amazing.

“Princess?” Derek called. “I’m in the bathroom,” I called back.

The door swung open and Derek leaned against the door frame. “Hey,” my fiancé said and gave me a cheeky smile. “Hi Derek,” I said and smiled at him.

Derek walked closer and leaned down to give me a gentle kiss on the lips. “So how is my princess?” He asked. “Decent, what about you?” I asked as I stared at Derek. “Same shit different day,” he said referring to the past couple of weeks he’s spent at the studio.

“Are you taking a shower?” I asked secretly enjoying the idea of my man taking a steamy shower while I was enjoying the bath. “Nah, I had a shower at the studio,” he replied to which I frowned a little. “Anyway, what do you want for dinner?” Derek asked as we are both too exhausted to cook tonight. “Chinese?” I suggested. “Sure,” Derek said as he walked off leaving the bathroom door open.

I couldn’t help myself but imagine Derek getting naked. It’s something that I’ve seen thousands of times so the image is very well imprinted in my memory.

"Derek?” I called out and Derek walked to the door frame and leaned on it. “Do you know what will make me really happy?” I asked. “World domination?” He suggested. “Well, besides that?” I asked and smirked. “Hmm, I don’t know,” Derek said as he leaned his hands against the bath edge now. “Take a bath with me,” I said. “What?” He asked. Derek isn’t exactly a bath person. “Please, daddy,” I said using his favourite nickname. “Ugh, fine,” he said and took a step back.

Derek took his white t-shirt off. His biceps looked hella good. Derek’s abs were so toned and rock hard and holy shit his v-line is so well defined.

Derek’s t-shirt was in the floor and it was soon followed by his jeans and boxers. He looks gorgeous as fuck.

"Babe, where am I supposed to even sit?” Derek asked. “Right here,” I said and opened my legs. “Are you serious?” Derek asked and I nod my head. “So I have to be the small spoon?” He asked and I nod my head again. “It’s gonna take a while until I earn my musculinity back,” Derek sighed and I rolled my eyes.

After Derek finally got in the bath I got some of the lavender oil and spread it across his shoulders and started massaging him. “You are so tense,” I said as I was trying to relax him. “Just been a little stressed lately,” Derek sighed. “Well, now it’s time to relax,” I said.

Lightly, I pulled Derek back so he could lean on me. His back molded with my chest. I wrapped my hands around his torso.

"Take in your surroundings. Look at everything, observe the details,” I whispered in Derek’s ear. My fingers slowly traced over his chest and abs while I was giving Derek small kisses around his neck. Derek started relaxing more and more as he was looking around.

"Do you hear the music? It’s so quiet almost like it’s not there. Try and find it,” I whispered again as I slowly started sucking on different spots around his neck. Slowly, I moved my hands from Derek’s torso to his v-line and started tracing it. “Mmm,” Derek moaned at my motion. His breathing was speeding up.

"Can you smell that? Roses, vanilla, almond, lavender? It’s like they are all mixed. Try and concentrate on each of the scents,” I whispered again and this time I started leaving hickeys on Derek’s neck.

My hand travelled even further down to his shaft and I grabbed it. Derek moaned again. “Control your breathing,” I whispered and Derek started taking deep breaths.

I started pumping slowly as Derek was trying to breathe normally. With my other hand, I used my thumb to trace over his tip. “Shit baby,” he moaned again.

I kept on pumping with one hand and slightly stroking his tip with my other hand for a couple of minutes.

"P-princess. I will c-cum,” Derek stuttered. “Let it go, daddy,” I said using his favourite nickname again. With that Derek’s dick twitched a couple of times and I felt his cum spread around the water.

I traced over Derek’s torso until his breathing went back to normal. “Damn lil mama, that was amazing,” Derek said.

"Now, it’s my turn to make you relaxed,” Derek said got out of the bath. He helped me out and picked me up.

Soon I was dropped at the king size bed in our bedroom. Derek kneeled in front of the bed and pulled me to the edge by my ankles. He spread my legs and started kissing the inside of my thighs gently.

Slowly, Derek started moving up to my heat. He gently blew over it and started slowly rubbing my clit with his thumb making me even more wet.

Derek stuck two fingers in me unexpectedly and started pumping in and out while hitting my g-spot. Moans kept on escaping my mouth as Derek kept on making me feel better.

"And now princess, do you want Daddy to use fingers or tongue?” Derek asked. “Tongue,” I moaned out.

Derek leaned closer and started sucking my clit. He flipped the little ball of nerves with his tongue. I kept on moaning more and more.

After a minute Derek moved down and put his tongue in me going in and out while his thumb was tracing shapes in the form of 8 on my clit.

A familiar knot in the pit of my stomach started forming. “D-daddy,” is all I managed to say before Derek sped up. My orgasm caused my juices to spill and Derek licked me clean.

Derek kissed me all the way from my heat to my mouth and gave me a passionate hot kiss. “Thank you daddy,” I smirked and kissed him. He moaned into the kiss.

I flipped Derek and I over. I straddled him slowly and started grinding on him as I was leave hickeys all over his neck and chest.

I slowly pushed Derek and made him lay on his back. He put his hands behind his head and he stared at my body observing every detail. I lowered myself onto him as we both moaned.

After Derek filled me up completely, I started bouncing on his dick causing Derek to moan. He grabbed my hips tight enough to leave marks. I leaned closer and started kissing his neck and chest.

I started moving in the shape 8 while I was moaning loudly. Daddy just grabbed my boobs and started squeezing them.

Derek kept on moaning when he suddenly flipped us around. He slammed in me as hard as possible causing me to moan loudly. Derek leaned down and started sucking on my left nipple. More moans were escaping my mouth. Derek started massaging my other breast as he was fucking me relentlessly.

Soon I felt a knot forming at the bottom of my stomach again. "D-Derek, I w-will,” I stuttered and Derek cut me off. “Me too baby,” Derek said and with a few more thrusts both of us reached our highs.

Derek just laid on top of me while still in me. We started slowly catching our breaths. I wrapped my hands around his neck and I started playing with his hair.

The bell ringing interrupted our relaxing. “I think the Chinese is here,” Derek sighed. “Do you want me to go and get it?” I asked. “Hell to the no. I ain’t letting nobody see you like that,” he said and smirked.

Derek grabbed some basketball shorts from the wardrobe and put them on. He walked to the mirror to fix his hair a little. “Oh shit mama,” Derek said. “Are you okay?” I asked concerned. He turned around slowly with his back facing me.

There are red bloody scratches all over his back. The hickeys on his neck and back were dark purple. My eyes widened. “Holy shit I’m so sorry,” I said as I walked over to him. “It’s okay. At least now all the hoes will know I’m yours,” he said and leaned down to kiss me.

The bell rang again. “Of for fuck’s sake I’m coming,” he shouted. Derek gave me another kiss and left the bedroom.

French Girl

Steve Rogers x Reader AU

PART ONE: Sketches and Coffee

Summary: Steve draws you like a french girl. (Based on this prompt by otpprompts)
Genre: Romance/fluff
Rating: T
Warnings: A few innuendos?
1,098 words

Notes: Here goes the second part to Sketches and Coffee! YAY! Also, I got two requests this week and even though I’m not really taking them I’ll try to write beCAUSE I  LOVED IT. Meanwhile, enjoy this one. <3


It was almost noon when you finally woke up, your eyes opening slightly just to find the daylight filling the room. You growled in annoyance and rolled to the other side of the bed, the white sheets of Steve’s bed gathering around your naked body.

It had been a few months since you and Steve started going out. And yet so, you two had your first night together even if you weren’t explicitly dating.

Steve was rather…slow for that sort of thing and you couldn’t help but wonder how the hell you managed to get through him. But you weren’t complaining though.

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22nd April, 2017

Black T-shirt/ white shorts((oh fuck))♡

Holy shit. So I always go shopping on Saturday and as all of the tcc know, I’m constantly looking out for C everywhere I go, obviously not really expecting to meet him. Well I was walking down an aisle, looked behind me and saw him walking with a basket in his hand. My heart no joke dropped and started beating really fucking quickly like oh my god. He had earphones in so he obviously wasn’t paining attention to anything. I didn’t go into the same aisle as him but I saw him at the checkout, ready to leave, putting his earphones back in. I thought “fuck it” and went to talk to him! I thought he was going to walk right by me but I waved and he looked up.
“Hello [my name]! How are you?”
“Hi! I’m okay, how are you?”
“Lazy. Very lazy. I saw it was 3oclock and realised I had did nothing all day so I went a run and decided to buy food.”
“Oh!((that explains the shorts and lack of jacket)) I saw you walking about and thought “is that him?”
“It sure is! Yeah, this is where I shop. I bought fruit and crisps and biscuits, I don’t want to be too healthy!”
“The exact same as me right now! I should go, I’ll see you later!”
“See you on Monday!“

That was the fucking cutest thing that’s ever happened to me. I was shaking and I couldn’t stop smiling ahh!!!

((Also, do you know how fucking good his legs are? Like shit all that running is really good for him. I want to see him in shorts more often fuck me UP))

“You seem awfully happy t’is mornin’.” Niall cleared his throat, taking a sip of his tea before raising a brow at Harry. Harry smiled and shrugged as he popped some bread into the toaster, humming to himself. “Suspiciously happy.” 

“Jus’ a good morning, tha’s all.” Harry hummed, strolling over to the fridge and pulling out a couple ingredients to make for breakfast. Eggs, bacon - The essentials. “Birds are chirpin, sun is shining.” 

“Uh-huh. Ya never make breakfast fer yourself.” Niall snorted, slowly raising the mug to his lips before his eyes went wide and a lightbulb went off. “Did someone spend the night?” 

“Maybe..” Harry trailed off, a huge grin forming on Niall’s face as he leaned in a little more. 

“Do I know t’is someone?” Niall lowered his voice, glancing towards the staircase in fear that he would wake any guests up. 

“Yeh know her quite well, in fact.” Harry clicked his tongue, taking a sip of coffee while he wagged his brows. 

“I do? I swear t’ God, if it’s Kendall fuckin-” Before Niall could finish his sentence, he heard soft footsteps coming down the stairs, surprised to see you sleepily making your way towards the two of them wearing nothing but Harry’s shirt. Holy shit. “Y/N! G’mornin t’ ya.” 

“Morning.” You hummed, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes as you walked over to Harry, murmuring a ‘good morning’ before pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. As you bent down to check out what was in the fridge, Niall turned to Harry with wide eyes, lips parted in shock. You and Harry? Well, maybe it was expected. You and Harry were very close, but he didn’t think you guys were this close.

“How was your night, Y/N? I thought you said you were going t’ go home after t’e party.” Niall asked, watching as you made your way over to sit down next to him. You shrugged and stretched a little, unaware of the fact that Niall caught sight of the many hickeys covering your hipbones and inner thighs.

“Changed my mind. Harry’s bed is a lot softer than mine.” You smiled, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

“Milk and sugar, love?” Harry asked, dropping two cubes of white sugar into the tea as you nodded. 

"So, eh.. What is t’is? Friends wit’ benefits? A boyfriend/girlfriend situation?” Niall smirked, watching as you and Harry exchanged glances with rosy cheeks.

“You’ll have to wait and see.” You hummed, hopping off the stool before walking over and whispering something in Harry’s ear, giggling when he gave your bum a small pat before you made your way back to the stairs. It was only when you disappeared that Harry spoke up again. 

“A’right, Ni. You’ve got t’ get outta here. I’m sure you’re a busy man, gotta lot o’ things t’ do.” Harry cleared his throat, thrusting a slice of toast into his hand before shooing him up off the stool. 

“Says you.” 

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SLFL Tinley Park Soundcheck!

This is everything I could remember off the top of my head but I also took an audio recording during soundcheck so if I missed anything I’ll add it in later 😊

• They were all wearing shorts and hats & Michael and Luke had theirs on backwards (they looked so good holy shit)

• Calum and Ashton were twinning in the black world tour t-shirt and they both sat together on the platform on Calum’s side of the stage. 

• Luke was wearing one of Jack’s “Hemm” t-shirts and he sat on his platform in the middle of the stage. 

• Michael was barefoot lol he pulled the stool from the piano over to the edge of the stage and propped his feet up on the speakers and had his legs all spread open lmao he was straight chillin. he was super goofy and random and was in a really good mood :)

 • Calum looked sad or tired or something… he was super quiet the whole time and only talked a few times :( 

 • Michael was running from a bee on stage at one point and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen  lmao 😂 

• When they first came out on stage they introduced the song by saying it was a new one and then joked around about it being Free Bird haha but they played Girls Talk Boys. 

 • Q: favorite show of the NA tour so far?? of course they said hopefully Chicago would be their favorite after tonight. They talked about how amazing the tour has been and how much they always love the NA leg of the tour and they love playing all the outdoor amphitheaters. Luke said they come out every night & try to make each show better than the last one. 

• They recognized 2 girls wearing cheese hats from last tour lol. Ashton told them they had a “nice look” and that if they worked for a cheese company, they would be well known lol. When they introduced themselves they said they’re from Wisconsin and Michael was like “oh well now the cheese hats make sense, you didn’t tell us that last year! I thought you were just wearing a cheese hat for fun” hahaha and then Ashton was like “is that cheddar?” and then they ended up randomly talking about cheese lol  

Q: what song took the longest to write and perfect?  Ash joked that they haven’t perfected anything yet and they’re still working on it lol. Michael said Permanent Vacation and talked about writing it with Feldy and the Madden Brothers. Luke also said Airplanes was a tough one as far as the sound.  

• Q: favorite places to eat in Chicago? Luke said something about breakfast hash and they were trying to remember some place called the goat or something but they couldn’t remember what it was called lol. Michael went on a tangent about deep dish pizza for like 10 minutes lmao. He told a story about how last year when they were in Chicago they went out with friends and he had never eaten deep dish pizza before and he’s the type of person that will eat an entire pizza so he was like “yes one deep dish pizza for me please” 😂 and then everyone else did the same thing for some reason and before they knew it they had a whole table of pizza hahaha. He said he immediately regretted it because after one piece he felt sick but it’s the best pizza he’s ever had. 

• Ashton randomly asked if anyone’s ever eaten cheese before bed because if you do you’ll have the “craziest fucking nightmares” ever so he said we should test it out sometime by eating a whole cheese wheel before bed lmao 

• There was a girl there from Australia and after her question they said it was nice to hear the familiar accent because they miss it 

Q: the day they recorded the Teenage Dirtbag cover they said they actually recorded two songs that day, what was the other song? Michael said that was like 5 years ago and they couldn’t remember. Ashton said it was probably Justin Bieber or something lol 

• Q: do they ever miss the intimacy of playing small venues and being able to interact with the crowd more? they talked about this one for a long time. They said they prefer bigger venues and amphitheaters. They said they feel that they actually interact more with the crowd now at these bigger venues. Ashton said it’s basically a different way of performing because they’re working to make sure every single person feels close to them. Ashton and Luke said it would actually be really awkward to go back to playing like a 200 cap venue after being so used to playing big venues. They said it’s also become a safety thing now because they can’t imagine playing at a 200 cap venue because there would be people everywhere trying to get in and in the streets and stuff and they have to make sure no one gets hurt because people do get seriously hurt at concerts. Ash said the second someone gets too hurt is the second they have to stop playing for us so they’re just looking out for us. Then the girl asked if they remember security having to tell everyone to back up and Luke said he remembers one time in between songs they were telling him in his in-ears to ask everyone to move back and he was like “no I’m not gonna do that, that’s awkward as fuck” lmao. 

 • Michael randomly went on a rant about accents lol. He said he was just sitting there thinking while Ashton was talking and he was like “I’m just trying to imagine it from your perspective liking a band from Australia.” and then he was like “idk I just think it’d be so weird, like has anyone ever actually heard an Australian accent in real life?” 😂 They said they’re in America so much that they don’t even notice our accents anymore, it’s normal for them. 

 • Q: what song they would add to the setlist if they could? Someone yelled “Unpredictable” and Luke was mocking us and Ashton was like “hey don’t mock them!” lol then Luke literally said “that song sucks!” and basically that they’re never gonna play it 😂 

 • Luke said he’d pick songs like If You Don’t Know and Beside You. They said coming up with the setlist was hard because a lot of the songs on SGFG like Waste The Night, Vapor, JBH, Outer Space are slower songs that they think are meaningful and important to the set but adding more slow songs would make it drag on. 

 • Michael said during soundcheck they try to play songs that aren’t normally on the setlist to make it a special experience because they know everyone at soundcheck are the huge fans who know all their songs whereas the random dudes in the lawn at the show will only know She Looks So Perfect lol 

 • Ashton also said he misses Kiss Me Kiss Me and Luke said Out of My Limit, they also miss playing American Idiot and they joked around about Don’t Stop lol. Ashton said to this day his moms favorite song is still Gotta Get Out. 

• There was a girl there from Texas and Ashton goes “is this like close to you?” And she was like “ummm no” 😂 and her name was Faith and Michael said Faith and Hope are two of his favorite names. 

Q: what’s their favorite place; not like a city or a country necessarily but just a specific place where they just felt a connection with and feel at peace. Ashton said a place in New Zealand called Queenstown(?) is his favorite place in the world. He said he loves southern New Zealand because it’s so prehistoric and untouched by humans and it’s all nature and it’s beautiful. Michael said his favorite place is home :) he said there’s something magical about leaving and touring and being gone for such a long time and then being able to go home and be back in the suburbs where he grew up and be reminded of where he came from. HES SO CUTE. Ashton said when he’s home he likes to go back and listen to their old music because he can listen to it in a different way now and hear the story of where they’ve been and where they’re going and he can hear it more clearly now. they also said they loved their trip to Bali. 

• There were 3 girls and a dad dressed up as the 5SOS in the Don’t Stop video. The dad was dressed up as Ashton and his name was Dean and Michael loved him. He was like “wait why is the dad Ashton!?” 😂 and said his shirt should say daddy LMAO I died. Michael was like “hey can you hand the microphone to Dean?” And he goes “what do you want to know?” 😂 They asked him about Wisconsin (that’s where they were from) and how far away it is. Then Dean said Sydney and Melbourne are two of the popular places to go in Australia and asked what the third would be and Ashton said Adelaide because it’s more of a small town and not so much of a city. 

Q: what would the theme song to their lives be? They said the Friends theme song and Life Is A Highway and started singing it lol 

• A girl asked for advice about drumming at her first gig and Luke started joking around and was like “I have some great advice for this” and then he said “well you just gotta hit them really hard” lmao then Michael turned it over to Ashton and Ashton said it depends where she’s playing because if you go up there and drum like him and look all “80s as fuck” in front of a crowd of like 4 people you’ll look ridiculous haha. Michael said you just have to make good faces because that’s the key to drumming on stage and then him and Luke started mocking Ashton’s drumming faces 😂 Ashton basically said you just gotta go beast mode lol 

• Someone asked about their favorite music festivals and they talked about going to Lolla yesterday. Luke said he loved G-Eazy and J Cole. Michael said that was his first time going to something like that and like no one was wearing clothes so that was the first thing he noticed and Ashton was like “THAT WAS AWESOME” lmao and then Michael said G-Eazy’s set was ridiculous. Calum was like “yeah I was like oh G-Eazy is a cool name, and then I realized that’s his name because his real name is actually Gerald." 

• They got on the topic of white pants and Michael said a few years ago they were at a party and a guy walked in with white pants on and Ashton was like "never trust a guy in white pants” so Michael has lived by that rule ever since lmao. Luke said he would like to try to wear white pants sometime on stage and Michael was like “no you don’t! our thing is black skinny jeans.” And Ashton was like “yeah, stick to the marketing plan." 

• Ashton said his favorite music festival was Soundwave when he was younger because he was an emo kid and saw bands like Iron Maiden and Mayday Parade and he said it "fulfilled his emo dreams.” He talked about how he didn’t have tickets so he jumped the fence to get in and Luke was like “wow you’re so cool, we should hang out sometime.” lmao 

Q: what song of theirs is their favorite as far as the meaning behind it? they said Carry On. They talked about recording it at the beach and in a hotel room with Feldy and they loved it because most of the time they’re stuck in the studio trying to write. They talked about how insane it was that they made SGFG in only 10 weeks and had to take all of their experiences from all the places they’ve been and things they’ve done and try to get together with some of their friends in the studio to help write and produce the album in such a short amount of time. But they said they’re very proud of how it came out and they hope we love it. 

• At the end they said they had two options and let us vote by screaming so they let us pick between Catch Fire and If You Don’t Know and people screamed louder for IYDK so that’s what they played. :)

Turn of Events

Summary: Breaking down in the middle of nowhere was not how you intended to spend the night. When a stranger shows up and offers help, you’re a little unsure how to react.
Pairing
: SamxReader (ish)
Words
: 1845
Warnings
: NONE!!! Fluffy Fluff fluff…. I think??
AN: Soooooo…. I don’t usually take requests. But a sweet little Anon told me a few days ago that they were in the mood for some fluffy/smutty Mechanic!Sam, and my mind just kinda… went places. No smut in this, but I think it’s fluffy?? Hope you like this Anon! Even if it’s a few days since you sent that ask!
Constructive Criticism Welcome!!!

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This was most definitely not how the night was supposed to pan out.

You were meant to be out, having a great time with your friends at a Hen party. Hell, you’d even been the one to plan the damn thing.

Yet here you were, stranded in the middle of nowhere, in the pouring rain, with a broken-down car and absolutely no signal.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

It was absolutely freezing out, and you’d never been more thankful for the disgustingly bright pink blanket your mother had knitted for you two years ago. The thing had never left the trunk of your car since the day she gave it to you, but it was now the only thing keeping you remotely warm.

A distant rumbling startled you slightly, and you shifted from under the blanket to peer through the rear window apprehensively.

You’d been on edge from the moment you realised you were going to have to wait out the night and the rain to find help. When you were stuck by the side on a small road in the middle of a forest, you did tend to get a bit jumpy.

Headlights flared around the corner, making you wince slightly as black spots appeared in your vision with the sudden intake of light.

Smart move, Y/N. Real clever.

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Bad Boy and Innocent Girl

kikteamisbae said:
I was wondering if you could do Michael smut where Michael is the bad boy of school and he pulls the fire alarm and everyone starts to leave but he pulls you into a locker room or a washroom and you two do the dirty dirty
Okay tbh loved this idea

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Polar opposites. That is how I would describe Michael and I. Michael is a typical bad boy of the school, all black clothing with the piercing and tattoos, and the constant change of hair color. And he also has a bad reap that everyone knows. Always skips school, gets drunk, you know the drill.

Me on the other hand, have never skipped a day of school in my life, gets straight A’s. Have never gone out past my curfew and have never drank. Nothing changed when I met Michael. I first met Michael in class, we hung out a couple of times, and now here we are in a relationship. People still look at us like we are insane since we are so different, but doesn’t bother me.

A bad boy with an innocent girl.

I rolled my eyes, turning another page of my paper to continue taking notes for AP History. I hate this class with a passion, but my parents are making me take it for an extra thing on my transcript. Just as I was about to start notes again, the annoying sound of the fire alarm went off. I silently cheered as I made my way out of the classroom.

My arm was pulled out of the sea of people and faced with my favorite human. “Hey pretty girl, I wanna show you something.” Michael said. “As much as I would love that right now, we’re suppose to be outside.” I respond. “Nah, I pulled the alarm.” He shrugs his shoulders. “Michael!” I said, hitting him lightly. “What? I just wanna fuck my girlfriend without having the whole school hearing you.” He winked.

I blushed, looking down. Michael took my chin in between his fingers, making me face his green eyes. He led me to an empty room, and pinned me up against the wall. His touch sends a waterfall of goosebumps over my body as he kisses me, his eyes filled with lust and his lips soft and plump.

I relax under his grasp and let my hands twist into his hair, tugging lightly. He moans and I can’t help but smile. He grinds lightly against me, the sensation sent right to my core. I regain a little dominance, attaching my lips to his neck. He lets his head fall back giving me more room to kiss his neck, letting out a loud moan.

“Y/N, you’re meant to be an innocent girl,” he half groans. “How do you know how to do this without me knowing?” “I guess you bring out the best in me, Michael,” I murmur against his skin, sucking lightly. “Holy shit,” he breathes.

He paws at the hems of my t-shirt and in one quick swoop I throw it to the ground. He unclasps my bra in a matter of seconds. I wrap my arms around his neck, still grinding on me, a little harder now to create friction, now it’s him kissing my neck. He finds my sweet spot in seconds and I moan his name.

“Mikey, I want you so bad,” you say breathlessly, palming him through his, now even tighter, jeans. His eyes roll back in his head and he lets out one last deep moan before saying, “Scream as loud as you want baby girl, no one can you hear you now.”

His jeans are gone in a matter of seconds along with my skirt. “Please Michael,” I whimper again as my hand trails downwards between my legs. I’m desperate to feel some relief from the constant throbbing between my thighs, but my motions are stopped by a strong hand wrapping around my wrist. “Don’t even think about it baby girl,” Michael growls, “that’s my job.”

“Fuck Michael,” I keen, my hips beginning to buck upwards once again. “Patience Y/N. You’ll get what you need.” Michael tells me as he sheds opposing piece of fabric, leaving his erection to spring free.

My mind fogs over as he approaches me, lining his dripping cock up with you. Yearning overtakes my entire being as he teases his tip through my saturated folds. “Fuck Y/N, you’re so wet for me. Do you want it babe?”

Unable to answer, I nod  frantically only stopping when I feel his hardness press against your opening. The pressure causes my back to arch and an almost animalistic cry to fall from my swollen lips. Michael pushes into me and I languish in the felling of his thickness stretching me in the most satisfying of ways.

I lock my ankles across his back as he surges in and out of me, his pelvis grinding against your clit with every thrust. “Fuck Michael! Harder! Please Michael give it to me harder! I need you to fuck me Michael! Please!”

Michael gives in, his rhythm becoming faster and his thrusts plunging even deeper into you. I can feel my orgasm building and I warn him as best you can.
“Fuck Y/N. You’re so tight. Are you going to come for me? Such a good girl, taking all of my cock. I know you can come for me. Let it go baby girl. Let it go for me. Show me how good I’m making you feel.”

His words are all I need. I thighs begin to quake as my mind drains, focused entirely on the swell of pleasure growing in my abdomen. Cries of his name are torn from my throat as my orgasm rips through every cell in your body. My muscles clench down around Michael’s cock as he continues to pound into me, determined to milk my orgasm for all it’s worth.

“Shit Y/N, fuck. Fuck.” he groans into my ear as my contracting muscles pull his own orgasm from his body. For a moment, we are silent. “My innocent girl isn’t so innocent any more.” Michael whispers.

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Day 2: Your AU or your favorite AU

Buy it, Use it, Break it, Fix it is one of my favorite fanfictions and it has both of my otps so ??? of course i’d choose that.

Notable AUs: Beans & Bones because it has asexual vulture photographer Dave and John is a lumberjack hipster. And that one fanfiction I wrote about director Dave and John was a lucky fan who scored a cool date. There was gonna be sweet disguises and shenanigans goddamit why did I not finish writing that.

Another Random Thought....

Injured Red means possible hospital scene which means hospital gown. (holy shit)
Recuperating Red means what? Red in pj’s? (wtf)
Silk pj’s or maybe just an old naval academy t shirt and sweats. (holy shit & wtf)
Surely even Raymond Reddington won’t recupe in a three piece suit?!
Please let us have all or a combination of the above!

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DON’T MIND THAT NOISE IT’S JUST THE SOUND OF MY SCREAMS. 

BUT, THINGS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT:

  • Tom and Grant actually in the same photo
  • whatever Tom’s hair is even doing
  • Michael Ian Black, obviously. 
  • Tom, Grant AND Michael Ian Black all in one place. (politeandnotgay has probably spontaneously combusted.)
  • Grant’s goofy smile 
  • THAT PLAID SHIRT WHAT IS THAT HOLY SHIT 
  • T H E   F L O O F.

*collapses*