holy shit is that a lot

anonymous asked:

Ever have that feeling when you're shopping with your parents, and they end up paying a shit ton of money for groceries, then you feel really guilty because you asked for some stuff? ...I hate that feeling...

ahahha yeah, I do a lot of the cooking when I’m with my parents and I always go a little hogwild because like: on my parents’ dime, I can afford to eat fish! Holy fuck is that bison!? etc. 

And then like I get to the cash register and they’re like, okay, so three pieces of salmon, that’ll be thirty dollars. And I just immediately start converting that to lentils in my mind. That could buy me so many lentils????

“Just a little more summer… 

AFTER THE WAR : Gravity Falls Tribute Countdown (FOUR DAYS – Mabel Pines [”Dipper and Mabel VS the Future”]) 

THIS SCENE. HURT ME. IT STILL FUCKING HURTS ME LOL 

I love seeing Mabel happy, but I’m a terrible person and enjoy emotionally taxing scenes a lot, so I went with the scene that completely destroyed me emotionally lol. I’M SORRY MABES ;___; 

Also the background art for this scene is gorgeous holy shit lol 

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MTMTE 49 - scattered thoughts

- Getaway. Holy shit. From a logical point of view, it makes sense to hobble the escapologist & smooth talker by removing his tools, so to speak. But from an ethical point of view? Appalling, frankly (was stasis not an option?) I feel like Rodimus makes a lot of these kinds of choices - he’s addressing the root of a problem without taking into account the moral and ethical implications of his decisions. Is removing a bot’s voicebox & limbs so different from empurata?

(I don’t think Tailgate knew the extent of what had been done to him - he only seemed able to see what we could see through the window. I hope not, anyway…it doesn’t seem Tailgate’s style to approve of torture.)

- Chekhov’s model ships! Rung was pretty cool in this issue, putting himself in harm’s way to keep Skids (and everyone else) safe. As for his choice at the end? I think it was the right thing to do. He says he disagrees with the tribunal’s decision (I’d love to know more about this - what were the circumstances?) but by stepping down, he’s being honest with his patients. I wasn’t comfortable with the idea of medical personnel working while struck off (this is a real thing that happens in real life and it’s an ethical minefield.) It’s a shame, as he is clearly very good at what he does, but it was also the honest thing to do.

- Skid’s memories…when Chromedome refused to unearth them I wasn’t sure he’d made the right decision, but I think he was justified given the circumstances. Skids can hardly be held responsible for what he did (he was extremely naive, though) but between Rung’s assertion that returning those memories in one swoop would be damaging, and the content of the memories…I can see why Chromedome chose to protect Skids. His indirect hand in Quark’s death just makes the whole thing all the more heartbreaking, especially since he genuinely believed he was doing a good thing for him.

- This issue is essentially a friendly reminder that Tarn is a terrible person.

- Lots of body horror in this issue - Thunderclash being turned inside-out was brilliantly drawn. (Poor Thunders!)

- I can’t help but hear Sunder’s voice as Him from the Powerpuff Girls

- Sunder’s speech about a mnemosurgeon’s fate…I hope we’re not seeing Chromedome’s fate foreshadowed. It seems like addiction is a common thing among mnemosurgeons, and Chromedome’s skills have been used a lot lately. Rung, obviously choosing the greater good - Skids’ acute emotional and neurological trauma - over Chromedome’s long-term addiction (I’m assuming here that Rung is aware of this) and associated health issues of mnemosurgery. I understand and support his choice but it’s also interesting to observe how many times Chromedome is called into use by a crew who almost certainly know Chromedome’s issues with injecting.

- Megatron denouncing violence seems to have been on the cards since at least the flower field, if not before then. I sincerely hope this isn’t just going to be revoked when Tarn shows up - I’d absolutely love to see a nonviolent solution at least explored.

Tomorrow I’m going to the Harry Potter warner bro studies near london for my brothers birthday and we’re staying in a hotel until Saturday morning and then when I get back on saturday afternoon i have to go to work and dress up in a costume for charity and holy shit my meds are really fucking me up rn last night was awful and today has been weird and i dont feel real and i have no appetite which is dangerous for me considering i barely eat one meal a day and thats when I’m always starving so I’m worried i’ll not get enough food but uhhhhh I have lots to be excited and thankful for but my mind and body just aren’t cooperating i just want my meds to stablise right nowwwwww

anonymous asked:

2,3,4,5,18,19 c-137 Stanchez, please? I know that's a lot but I need dis

I’m gonna establish a one number + one au per ask rule starting now cause holy shit that’s a lot at once. It’s my own fault for not saying so in the first place, so feel free to send in more of these separate and I’ll tackle them one at a time! For now, I’ll answer the first one:

#2. Cooking headcanon (C-137 Stanchez)

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anonymous asked:

Hopefully this'll help: There's the series called dragon age. Dragon age is a great series but theres these 2 places for the story in the First game (Dragon age origins) that everyone basically cries over. The first one is the fade. The worst place possible. Because you arent with your squad either, everything is just a whole lot worse (the level still gives me nightmares). The second one is Orzammars deep roads. It will take days to finish it + its really goddamn hard. Hope this helps!

i just looked up a video about it and what. the fuck. the developers must be sadistic to make such a level holy shit.

zackdoesart asked:

Do you remember the first time you thought an episode would be light hearted just to encounter a deep dark plot in gravity falls?

probably the inconveniencing. i remember looking at a lot of the ghost shit like “!!!!holy fuck!!!!!”

summerween as well

anonymous asked:

Hi, do you know any fake relationship au? :)

Holy shit. I can’t believe nobody asks me this before? Like, it’s one of my fav trope ever?

So, yes!!!  I know a lot of them !!  here we go:

FAKE RELATIONSHIP AU

Of course I have to start with some basis :

- And Then a Bit: “We’d like to give the fans what they want.” Magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “We want to give them Larry Stylinson.”  Or, take a parallel universe where Louis and Harry were never together, mix in a two year hiatus and an impending comeback, pour in a dash of lost fans, two tablespoons of strong friendship and a Modest! employee with a good idea. Add a squeeze of pretending to be a couple, lots of kisses and a tattoo or two. Stir. Serve: the mother of all publicity stunts.(aka Harry and Louis fake a relationship for publicity. Eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.) (158k, Canon)

- Pull Me Under       : AU. As the first British footballer to come out at the prime of his career,  it helps that Louis Tomlinson is in a long-term, committed   relationship. Even if that relationship is fake. (Featuring Niall as Louis’ favourite teammate, Liam as Louis’ agent, and Zayn as Liam’s boyfriend, who just happens to be good friends with one Harry Styles.) (140k, on my Top 5 fics ever tbh)

- Spin Me Like A Record       : Uni AU. Sometimes, Louis poses as Harry’s boyfriend. It doesn’t mean anything. Really. (8k)

- Some Things Take Root       : AU. Louis’ ex doesn’t get jealous of anyone besides Harry. Harry helps Louis use that to his advantage. (50k)

- for now (and forever)  :  “It’s nice that you want to offer that, but I just can’t do that. First of all, it’s illegal.” Louis shakes his head vigorously. “No, no. It’s not like one of us is gunning for a visa.”  “Listen to yourself,” Harry laughs, shaking Louis’ shoulders. “Don’t you think it’s a bit weird to con the country you’re supposed to be serving?”Louis is going into the Army, Harry is going nowhere, and there’s nothing like a little identity fraud between friends. (83k, I’m so in love with this fic tbh)

And then I’m gonna add …:

- nobody shines the way you do : “We might as well just date.”Harry froze in his arms, his body stilled as he slowly lifted his head up at Louis to give him the most confused expression he’d ever worn. Louis literally wanted to fuck him into the next century. “What?” Harry asked. “Are you–.”“No,” Louis said, shaking his head before Harry could go far with that idea and trap Louis into confessing his own feelings. “I mean…like I think I have a plan?”“A plan?” Harry said slowly. “A plan other than me going to Peter’s tomorrow and groveling for hours; maybe even days?”The thought of Harry doing that made Louis’s skin burn, but he schooled his expression well and nodded swiftly. “There will be no groveling. Well, there will be, but not on your end.”orLouis pretends to be Harry’s boyfriend to help him win back his douchebag ex-boyfriend, but things don’t go according to plan. (115k, one of my fav)

- 90 Day Return : It was all supposed to be mutual promo. That’s it. A boyfriend for the winter - Louis can do this. (15k, actor!Louis and singer!HArry)

- (your heartbeat) rang true inside my bones : Harry goes as Louis’ date for a weekend wedding. He ends up taking the role a bit too seriously.  “Hey,” Harry hears himself say just as Louis climbs back into the car. He ducks down, holding onto the roof to look at Louis who cocks his brow at him and says, “What?”  “I meant it,” Harry starts. “Like, I’d do it. I’d be your date for the wedding. If it’d make you feel less awful about being there and if you want me to, I’ll do it. I promise I’ll be good.”  (32k, Canon fic)

- Hit the Heartbrakes : With his best friend and eternal roommate Zayn getting married and abandoning him, Louis has planned the world’s biggest stag do to send him off into married life – a week in Thailand showing him all the things he’s going to be missing when he becomes a married man. But Zayn has neglected to mention that Louis’ ex and their old uni friend Paddy will be coming – along with his successful, rich new boyfriend. Determined not to let Paddy ruin his fun once again, he enlists the help of an attractive backpacker by the name of Harry, who good-naturedly agrees to go along with pretending he’s Louis’ boyfriend for the week. A week of sun, sea, booze and no-strings-attached sex beckons, but as always, things don’t go quite as planned… (13k)

- Give Me A Chance  : au. Louis gets bullied a lot. Harry’s captain of the football team. (36k, High School AU)

- Always Come Back To You : “I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.“You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.” (28k, canon)

-walk my days on a wire : Harry hums, staring at his hands in his lap, and Louis can still feel their smoothness, how solid they were in between his own. “Do you think it’s the same for us? Are we here only because of the likeliness of our jobs? Of our lives?”
“We’re here because we have inventive managers,” Louis says, giving Harry’s leg a little nudge with his knee, but all that’s going around in his head is, I think I’d be in the same spot in every possible universe.  or, when actor Louis Tomlinson used to daydream about dating Harry Styles, this is not what he had in mind. (38k, famous!AU)

- bring out feelings in me i never show  : “I really think you should stop reading,” Liam says, having moved to hover behind Louis’ back at some point. “I can already see the cogs turning in your head, Louis, and I don’t like this.”“Shut up,” Louis waves him off and continues reading.  I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don’t notice; start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion; propose to you in front of everyone; pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry I don’t drink, but I used to); start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. [Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving. Or, the fake boyfriends au no one asked for, inspired by this.] (24k, very funny)

- don’t be afraid, it’s only love : A proposal!AU where Louis is at risk of being deported back to England and Harry just really wants a promotion. (14k, like the movie)

- For Better, Worse And Mischief (I’m All Yours) : The One Direction PR management team decides that Harry needs to get married. Harry doesn’t want to. Louis comes up with the perfect solution to the problem. (37k, canon)

- Stuck In The Middle With You  : When Harry starts university, he finally gets to spend every day with Louis again. They have been friends since forever, and would do anything for each other. Given that, Harry doesn’t hesitate to pose as Louis’ boyfriend once he finds out that his new roommate is no other than Louis’ crush. Cue the usual. And maybe a bit of the unusual. (11k, uni AU)

Also I have to add Escapade in this list even if you can’t read it  totally on AO3 anymore

If you can read WIP, read this : 

- California Sold : Notoriously closeted boyband member Harry Styles is famous on a global scale, meanwhile Louis, as his best friend, is back home in Manchester, living the typical life of a 24 year old. When Harry needs Louis with him in LA, a publicity stunt gone wrong changes their friendship forever. A fake-relationship AU between two lifelong best friends. (7/? chapters, awesome)

And if you can read outside Larry :

- If I Was Your Boyfriend, I’d Never Let You Go  : “Harry, you essentially just told my sister that we’re dating.”“Pretty much,” Harry says, and grins. “Champagne?”in other words, pretending to be boyfriends fic (10k, Lirry)

- Smile Again  : Recently dumped Louis sets his kitchen on fire on Christmas Eve. Fireman Liam makes the mistake of inviting him home for Christmas. Chaos and feelings ensue. (16k, Lilo)

- and you take me the way i am : It’s incredibly relaxing, even in this small space, the way they’ve always been.  Such a distraction that he doesn’t think, not for once, about agreeing to lie to his family and Zayn pretending to be his date and how easy all of this might be.(Liam needs a date to a wedding.  His family loves to match him up with blind dates.  He doesn’t want that.  He needs a date… and, well, why not Zayn.  Pretending to be boyfriends for a weekend isn’t the worst idea he supposes.  Liam is horribly wrong.) (54k, Ziam)

- April Fools : Now, staring down at the platinum band on his own left hand (“only the best for you, Liam,” Louis had said, smirking as he slid the ring on Liam’s finger), Liam wasn’t so sure any of this was the best idea for an April Fool’s prank. But both of them knew he would go along with it. Liam always did. (12k, Lilo)

- let’s pretend it’s love  : Pretend!boyfriends fic in which Liam and Zayn get papped while hamming it up for Louis and Eleanor, and management decides the easiest way to deal with the resulting hysteria is to let it run its course. (68k, Ziam)

- boyfriend material (that’s what you’re made of) : “What a nice lad,” Pete says, making Nick jump in surprise. He turns to find his parents standing side by side, staring at him with identical smiles on their faces. Nick’s gaze narrows as his eyes dart between his parents.“Yeah, I mean, I guess he’s alright,” Nick says warily.“So is he your special someone then?” his mum bursts out, and oh god, she’s actually giddy. or the one where Nick accidentally tells his parents that he’s dating Louis Tomlinson from One Direction. (11k, Tomlinshaw)

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Spoilers (Leonard Snart)

Requested: No

Warnings: language at some point

Word Count: 3.640

A/N: i got this idea after watching the time traveler’s wife and i hope it’s not confusing but damn i loved writing this SO MUCH 

Story Line: While time travelling, Leonard Snart meets younger versions of you, the woman he knows to be working with The Flash. You’ve known him since you were six years old, and you spent your entire life just waiting for the man to show up. Then you reach the point when he meets you for the first time, having no clue who you are when you’ve loved him for more than twenty years. 

He told you someday this would happen.

The day would come when you look into Leonard Snart’s eyes and he’ll have no idea who you are.

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you know i love ford and i will always defend him but i can’t get over stanchurian candidate, like the man built a mind control tie for use on the president by some shady third party, like honestly that explains a lot of reagan’s presidency but holy shit ford that’s some crooked deals you’re doing. like i can accept that you were tricked by a demon to make a huge doomsday portal but he talks about this government mind control thing like it was some project he did for fun. and then hes like “yeah you can use it on my brother” fORD WHERE IS YOUR MORALITY