Ever have that feeling when you're shopping with your parents, and they end up paying a shit ton of money for groceries, then you feel really guilty because you asked for some stuff? ...I hate that feeling...
ahahha yeah, I do a lot of the cooking when I’m with my parents and I always go a little hogwild because like: on my parents’ dime, I can afford to eat fish! Holy fuck is that bison!? etc.
And then like I get to the cash register and they’re like, okay, so three pieces of salmon, that’ll be thirty dollars. And I just immediately start converting that to lentils in my mind. That could buy me so many lentils????