holy shit i made a thing

Ok, so interesting stuff I gathered from the new su episodes:

-the gems from Amethyst’s kindergarden are the most amazing thing ever

-apparently the beta gems are miscoloured?

-jasper was the only one who made it a) off earth or b) off zoo duty

-blue diamond is easily persuaded holy shit

-the guard gem (i can’t remember her name) just had her whole life turned around and is probably gonna have an existential crisis over a pearl telling her off

-blue diamond is a grieving mess but that doesn’t excuse KIDNAPPING PEOPLE AND SHATTERING GEMS BECAUSE THEY’VE FUSED ARE YOU KIDDING ME

-yellow diamond doesn’t know how grief works and she’s gonna have a breakdown

- i really liked the beta gem they showed us (was it another jasper, a carneol maybe?)

-AMETHYST FOUND HER SISTERS AND THEY’RE AMAZING AND THEY HAVE THE SAME HUMOUR I’M SO PROUD OF MY OVERCOOKED LITTLE CLOD

-ruby holds sapphire’s hand to keep her from freezing herself

-ruby is NOT dumb

-garnet is scared af of blue diamond (understandably)

-ANOTHER EPISODE OF SAPPHIRE AND RUBY UNFUSED

-blue pearl is indeed a shy little thing and apparently dancing with yellow pearl is nice ™

-blue Diamond’s voice makes me cry

-like, I thought she was gonna be some stone cold calculating ice rock but she just cries all the time (although we did get a glimpse of how terrifying she can be as soon as there’s subjects around)

-THEY BUBBLED EVERY SINGLE ROSE QUARTZ AND THEY’RE GOING TO SHATTER THEM

-yellow diamond admits that they all love pink diamond

-the lyrics got me (There’s no use in feeling [pause] blue)

-like, was i the only one who went ‘damn, that’s a double meaning if I’ve ever seen one’ 1) There’s no use in feeling, Blue or 2) There’s no use in feeling blue (feeling blue = feeling sad)

-the humans in the zoo do not handle rejection well

-i wonder if their earrings tell them how to procreate too?

-probably

-the zoo is creepy

-the guard gem played herself

-She has her gem on the back of her head - we’ve never seen that before, so that’s interesting

-i’m dead

-like, I legit died watching this

-I KNEW THE FRICKIN PALANQUIN WAS GONNA BE IMPORTANT

im rewatching exo’s stage @ the mamas and im dead about to cry like they missed their flight.. made it in time for red carpet.. prob had like 10 minutes to rehearse yet they still?? put on one of their best performances like they all sound so good they look good and even when chen’s pants ripped he didn’t think twice he improvised and fixed it they’re such professionals like holy shit they were good sports throughout the whole thing and then going on stage to accept their awards and remaining humble each and everytime they were called… i love exo so much .. TRUE KINGS OF KPOP

black womens reproduction has been regulated and scrutinized for centuries from being made from childhood onward to have slave babies for their disgusting white masters to sterilization to the fucking welfare queen myth and black women not being allowed to have children without her whole life being put on display by white people to see whether or not she “””deserves””” to have them, i do not want to see a fucking negative thing about beyonce being happy about her pregnancy like i don’t even mean to make it about this but holy shit the history of black women and the way our bodies have been treated in relation to childbirth is disgusting and we’re allowed to be happy when we actually can be :)

Hamilton GC (Part One)

A/N: IT’S ANOTHER GROUP CHAT HOLY SHIT

Pairing: Ham Characters X Reader 

AU: texting is all

Warnings: swearing, sexual jokes (lots and lots of those)

{usernames to clarify for all of you}

Y/N: MommyY/N

Alexander Hamilton: DaddyHam

John Laurens: LaurensLovesTurtles

Hercules Mulligan: HorseFucker

Lafayette: FrenchHoe

Eliza: ElizabethSchuyler

Angelica: Angel-ica

Peggy: WifeMaterial

Maria: MariaReynolds

Burr: AaronBurr

George Frederick: KingGeorge


MommyY/N: gUYS

MommyY/N: I MADE A THING

DaddyHam: No one cares

MommyY/N: bit ch

DaddyHam: whore

MommyY/N: cocksucker

Angel-ica: sorry to interrupt this nice conversation

Angel-ica: but hey

LaurensLovesTurtles: omg hi

HorseFucker: ^^^ smh what a basic white bitch

AaronBurr: why am I included in this

MommyY/N: i added you accidentally oops

KingGeorge: i was included?

KingGeorge: i feel special

MommyY/N: don’t get used to it :)

KingGeorge: fuck u

MommyY/N: why don’t you go fuck that blond bitch you cheated on me with :)

HorseFucker:

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LaurensLovesTurtles: HOLY S HIT

FrenchHoe

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                         KingGeorge left the conversation

MommyY/N: he butthurt :(

DaddyHam: what did i miss

LaurensLovesTurtles: where were u?

DaddyHam: had a quickie 

MommyY/N: fucking gross

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DaddyHam: send nudes lil mama ;)

AaronBurr: you are all disgusting

MommyY/N: BITCH

MommyY/N: YOU’RE JUST BUTTHURT THAT I ADDED YOU TO THE CONVO ON ACCIDENT SMH

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HorseFucker: they’re dropping like flies

ElizabethSchuyler: wait what is this?

WifeMaterial: ^^

MommyY/N: read up, my friends

WifeMaterial: kay

WifeMaterial: DAMN B

ElizabethSchuyler: IM

WifeMaterial: and ew alex

DaddyHam: don’t be jealous, asshole

MommyY/N: don’t be a creep, fucker

                          DaddyHam left the conversation

MommyY/N: what a bitch

                        MommyY/N added DaddyHam to the conversation

MommyY/N: this ain’t over

DaddyHam: wanna come over and talk about it ;))

MommyY/N: i will chop your dick off

DaddyHam: i use it daily tho :(

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                         WifeMaterial left the conversation

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FrenchHoe:

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                          LaurensLovesTurtles left the conversation

HorseFucker: LAF LET’S BE GAY

FrenchHoe: IM DOWN

FrenchHoe: ILL BE THERE IN 5

                       HorseFucker left the conversation

                       FrenchHoe left the conversation

MariaReynolds: YO IM HERE

MariaReynolds: guys?

MariaReynolds: welp

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Living Colors

Originally posted by idealuk

^that gif kills me, holy shit. 

Mikey x Reader

Living Colors

Prompt(s): “Soulmate AU for Mikey?” and a few other requests for a Mikey soulmate AU.

Note: I like the idea of Mikey’s soulmate thing being that the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate. I just really think it fits for him. SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH OMG.

Green. It was the color Mikey was most curious about. Supposedly, according to some website, turtles were green. And because they were giant mutant turtles, it only made sense that that was what color they were. He wondered what it looked like, the colors of trees and grass, the color that made Central Park so alive, and he had never seen it. He might never see it.

Mikey wondered what color his eyes were. Were they green? Hazel? Blue? Maybe they were grey. Or brown. What color was his bandana? Was it yellow? Red? Blue? He didn’t know. Maybe he and his brothers all had the same color mask, only in different shades. That would explain why Raph’s was so much darker than his. There was just so much in this colorless world that had to be explained.

Splinter told the boys not to get their hopes up, that love would not be easy for four giant turtles. That perhaps the universe hadn’t set anyone aside for them and they would be alone forever. But despite the warnings, Mikey had hope. There was always hope.

***

The park must be so colorful this time of year. The time of year when the leaves darkened and drifted away on the wind. The soulmates you knew said that the leaves would flush vibrant hues of red and orange and yellow instead of the usual emerald green that made everything seem so alive. So vivid and vibrant instead of the dull grey you had grown up with your entire life.

As you sipped your coffee from your travel mug and flipped the page of your book. Someone had told you the cover was blue. You liked the idea of blue. They said the sky was that color, but at night it would erupt into brilliant hues of red and orange and pink. A sunset. You wondered how soulmates could ever get used to the sight of it after growing up in a world of grey. You wondered how they could ever take color for granted. It was like not appreciating how clearly you can breathe until your nose is clogged and suddenly something that you’ve been so used to seems like a luxury.

You knew that when you could finally see color, there was no way in hell you’d ever take it for granted. Not even something that happens every night. God, when you found your soulmate, you’d never take anything for granted ever again.

***

“I dunno, bros. I think today feels different.” Mikey shrugged.

“Mikey…” Leo started.

“Listen to me, brah. I feel it. Deep in my soul.” He pointed to his plastron dramatically, his eyes meeting his oldest brother’s. “My sooooul.”

“We get it, dork.” Raph gave his younger brother’s head a little shove. “We’ll see.”

***

You were working in the bookstore down the street from your apartment. It was night. You usually closed up shop at like nine. So once you locked all of the doors, set the security alarms, and turned out the lights, you left and began your walk down the street. You walked past the alleys and stopped when you heard something. A voice in the alley. Someone was there. And while you wouldn’t normally give it any thought, it felt…different.

You took a few small steps towards the shadows. Your confused look soon faded into something else. Realization. You were meant to be here.

“Hello?” You called. “Is…is someone there?”

***

“Don’t.” Leo mouthed. “Nobody move.” Mikey hadn’t even gotten the chance to look at you, what with Raph standing in the way. But that voice. That human voice. Mikey felt like his heart was going to leap out of his chest and run down the street.

“What’s wrong with him?” Leo asked Donnie as quietly as possible. The tallest turtle scanned him. The results were less than expected. He had never seen anything like this.

“We need to let him go to her.” Donnie stated. He knew what this meant. Those brainwaves, that heartrate. Something amazing was about to happen. “I think she’s…” He didn’t even need to finish. Leo nodded, his lips pressed into a thin line. Raph moved out of the way and pushed Mikey a few steps forward, just into the light.

Your eyes met his and suddenly everything changed. It was like a million fireworks erupted. The world flushed into color, countless colors, and the first you noticed was the blue of his eyes and the vibrant orange of the mask that framed them. Your body shook with heavy breaths. You were overwhelmed. Mikey fell to his knees, tears forming in his eyes. Here you were. There he was.

You took a few unstable steps forward, kneeling down in front of him. Tentatively, you raised your hands to frame his cheeks. A smile spread across your face. His too. A few tears of relief slipped down his cheeks. You wiped them away.

“I’m s-sorry.” Mikey sniffled. “You’re just so beautiful and I never thought I would ever-”

“I love you.” You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, burying your face in his neck. He held you as thought you would disappear. Mikey never wanted to let go of you. Ever.

“I-I love you too.” He whispered as he held you against him. “I love you so much.”

“What the shell…” Raph whispered as he and the other brothers watched in awe. Mikey had found his soulmate. And she didn’t even scream.

“What’s your name?” You asked him, pulling away so you could look at his face. At his clear blue eyes.

“Michelangelo.” He replied, chuckling. “But the ladies call me Mikey. Not that I, uh, have any ladies. You’re the only one.”

“I’m (Y/N). And I’m proud to be your lady.” You kissed his cheek, causing warmth to spread through his entire body. You pulled away and looked at him for a few seconds before leaning in to press a long, sweet kiss to his lips. You felt him smile against you as one of his large three-fingered hands ran through your hair.

“God, I just…I wanna know everything about you.” Mikey said. His eyes memorized every facet of your face. “I…wow…”

“What?” he smiled.

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Hey cheeseball, how about introducing your girlfriend to your brothers?” Raph asked as he and the others came out of the shadows. Mikey helped you to your feet. You stumbled forward, but he caught you in his waiting arms. You laughed. So did he.

“Well, bros, this is (Y/N). (Y/N), these are my brothers. Raphael in the red is like a big cuddly teddy bear. If big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent.” Mikey seemed to be back to his funny, charismatic self. All of the heavy emotion had passed, and now he was himself again. And yet he felt different too. Like he had changed somehow. Either way, he continued. “Donatello in the purple, a technical genius who is technically a genius. Leonardo here in blue is our fearless leader.”

“You done?” Leo asked, amused.

“Yeah, I’m done.” He nodded. “So uh, do you have any plans tonight, angelcakes? I think it’s about time I brought a girl home.”

“I just have to toss this in my apartment real quick.” You held up the bag in your hand. “And then we can do whatever. Anything. As long as I’m with you.” You took one of his large hands in your own. He grinned.

“Sounds like a plan to me.”

Things I Learned From Shadowhunters o2.o7:

o1. i’m getting significant voldemort vibes from valentine.
o2. FATTY TUNA IS DEGRADING
o3. Simon is the cutest thing in the world and he needs to be protected at all costs. (Preferably by Raphael?)
o4. OH GOD PLEASE JOIN THEM. I AM SO OKAY WITH ALEC WALKING IN ON JACE HAVING SEX.
o5. Alec being too embarrassed to look at Jace is such quality content. Bless you, Shadowhunters.
o6. DID CLIZZY JUST BREAK UP.
o7. I am so turned on by Magnus holy shit.
o8. MY FRIEND JEM IT’S FINE I’M FINE.
09. Luke just looking at his sister as she bleeds out on the floor made me laugh so hard. Am I a bad person?
1o. 23 minutes in and still no Raphael. Why am I watching this show again?
11. WILL YOU BE MY OBI WAN?
12. I question Clary’s life choices frequently.
13. I take it back, that was smart, Clary.
14. DAZZLE ME.
15. Simon’s mind is so blown oh my God, I need more scenes with Simon and Jace.
16. Alec: I don’t overthink things. Also Alec: Overthinks overthinking.
17. okay but the way alec is cluching magnus’ shirt right now excuse me i’m dying
18. that pout though.
19. JACE THREATENING MAGNUS. THIS IS GOOD SHIT.
2o. OH GOD GET OFF THE ROOF ALEC THIS IS NOT GOOD SHIT.

Late Monday night, Patton Oswalt made a political joke. This guy responded with “Oh (bleep), the little troll has an opinion again,” and not satisfied with being only a partial dick, followed up with “I’m a psychic and I am channeling his wife’s opinions.” He’s talking about Oswalt’s wife, who passed away not even a year ago.

The thing is, Oswalt has 3.4 million followers on Twitter, and most of them are more than just fans. He’s a fellow geek who made himself a damn nice career, so he’s a pretty big inspiration for us. “Big” as in fat. Ha! Suck it, Patton! Anyway, a group of people looked at the profile of the guy harassing Oswalt and found out that, “Holy shit. This is his goddamn business account. There’s the link to his employer’s website. I wonder …”

Within minutes, the guy’s customer review page was being flooded with people warning clients what kind of person he was. Several people contacted the company itself to let them know what was going on and how much of a shitcock this guy is. By sunrise, all of his social media accounts were deleted. He was wiped clean from his company’s site. He was just gone.

I’m not going to dive into the morality of that. I have my own thoughts on whether that’s right or wrong, and I know you give as much of a shit about my opinion as I do about yours. I want to talk about how someone can be mentally vacant enough to use a professional account to post something that stupid. It’s more common than you think.

How To Lose Your Entire Career In Two Minutes On Twitter

I drew Morrigan & Kieran becz they’re babies and they’re (at least in my headcanon) my warden’s babies and I just love ‘em both so much holy shit.

I made Morrigan less pale than she usually is, as everyone keeps calling her ~exotic~ and we all know that’s code for non-white, and there’s the thing that she might have had a Chasind dad, and Chasind are often darker-skinned so there’s that.

My Reaction to the Incubi Beach Episode

James

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**has sinful thoughts**

Erik

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Originally posted by aazhk

(MY BAE IS SO WET HOLY SHIT. **proceeds to have more sinful thoughts**)

Sam

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Originally posted by whosgotascar

(DAMN HE’S RIPPED **EVEN MORE SINFUL THOUGHTS**)

Matthew

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(HE IS SO FUCKING CUTE I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SINNAMON ROLL)

Damien

Originally posted by nalukima

(HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE MY PRECIOUS SON. I DON’T WANNA BANG HIM, C’MON!! >////<)

All of the Incubaes

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(THEY ARE ALL ADORABLE, DAMN IT)

Holy shit the new Samurai Jack is amazing.

- The animation is just as good as the original and yet somehow even better. Depiction of light and shadow has improved, and I think the depiction of motion has improved as well. There’s more weight behind it.

- Jack having made makeshift Samurai armor out of scraps he apparently found lying around is both endearing and absolutely heartbreaking for what it represents.

- I like the fact that the writers are taking the TV-14 rating as the natural progression of the storytelling they employed in the original show, rather than just the stereotypical things you associate with a TV-14 rated animated show. It so feels like they’d have been doing this stuff in the original show if they hadn’t been constrained by the Y-7 rating. For instance, the river of the damned sequence.

- I actually like what they did with Jack’s character. Even in the original show, he had his moments of doubt, his moments when he wavered, and I don’t find it all that unbelievable that after so many years of suffering, after losing everything that would give him reason to hope, he would just be worn down into what we see in this episode. He’s not someone who goes around doing good because he has a passion for it, anymore. He’s someone who’s just going through the motions, doing good because he doesn’t really have anything else left, because it’s the only distraction he has left from his guilt and despair, and not very effective a distraction, at that. One can only hope that part of this new show will be him steadily finding hope again.

(And given the special focus on Ashi, I hope we’ll see some interesting things with her character, too.)

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I need to hype about this here as well because OH MY GOD!!!

I’M SO HAPPY TO BE IN THE UNIVERSITY I AM IN RIGHT NOW!
I’m taking a course on book history, meaning the history of the book as an object, how books have been made, who owned them, who sold them etc.
And today we had a guided tour of our university’s own library, and were given an introduction to the older and most book historically interesting pieces in the collection.
And holy fucking shit.
The book in the pictures.
The pages are from an incunable.
An incunable is a book printed in Europe before the 1500s, meaning the pages have been printed with one metal cast molded sheet stamp thing, instead of the more efficient way invented in the 1500s where you’d stack these metal letters and stuff to make a page, print the page, and arrange the letters again for a new one. Those pages are from the 1400s. 600 years old.
And I was allowed to touch them.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL
YOU SEE THE COVER?
NEWSTEAD ABBEY ONCE BELONGED TO THE BYRON FAMILY. THIS HAS BEEN IN THEIR LIBRARY.
SO IT’S VERY LIKELY THAT LORD GODDAMN FUCKING BYRON MIGHT HAVE HELD THIS BOOK IN HIS HANDS.

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Real wife material tho

Just Dating Aranea Highwind things:

Originally posted by gigglincactus

  • Let’s be clear, Aranea Highwind is not someone you cross, not someone you try to control, not someone you fuck over or mess with. She is absolutely an intelligent independent boss ass bitch; don’t be fooled by the outward indifferent attitude. The woman knows exactly what she can and cannot do, but trust me when I say there isn’t much she can’t do. Aranea lives in the immediate moment and the choices she makes are firm and forever, never made lightly, so be proud that she’s chosen you to stay by her side. She would never settle for second best.

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