holy shit i love this woman

Ok forgive me but I just need gush about Anissa Pierce (AKA Thunder), a DC superhero, because first of all look at her, she’s amazing:

A badass woman of color whose power is to control her own density (which sounds kind of strange at first until you realize that means she can make herself completely invincible and kick everyone’s ass by dropping herself on top of them holy shit)

Not only that but she’s got a medical degree because she wanted to graduate before becoming a superhero so like???? she’s a fucking doctor oh my god

And she’s multilingual (English, French, and Spanish) so that’s amazing

But wait! There’s more!!

She has a girlfriend who is also a woman of color and is also super badass:

That’s Grace Choi, a seven foot tall (so big!!!) Amazonian and Asian-American woman who is clearly amazing. 

Grace is an abuse survivor with superhuman strength, durability, and healing so good luck trying to beat her up, she’ll kick anyone’s ass

So anyway the two of them are cute together and they’re each super awesome LGBTQ+ women of color which is great

Also here they are playing video games because that’s adorable:

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“On a night like this, a man might believe anything’s possible.”

things eragon did right:
• a black woman in a position of power (arguably one of the highest positions in the series itself)
• men openly showing emotions (crying, having breakdowns, etc)
• women calling men out on their sexism and shutting them the fuck down
• women being shown as being stronger than men (emotionally and physically) several times throughout the book and series
• are you kidding me I could go on for hours about this series
• it influenced the way I viewed the world and for that I will forever be in love with it holy shit
• also dragons

Real wife material tho

Just Dating Aranea Highwind things:

Originally posted by gigglincactus

  • Let’s be clear, Aranea Highwind is not someone you cross, not someone you try to control, not someone you fuck over or mess with. She is absolutely an intelligent independent boss ass bitch; don’t be fooled by the outward indifferent attitude. The woman knows exactly what she can and cannot do, but trust me when I say there isn’t much she can’t do. Aranea lives in the immediate moment and the choices she makes are firm and forever, never made lightly, so be proud that she’s chosen you to stay by her side. She would never settle for second best.

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  • i dont know if im going to survive ww 2017 without bursting into flame
  • diana, diana, diana, my sweet summer child AND mother
  • etta candy, my love, u r such a good
  • diana doing that kick in the floofy dress
  • STEVE!!!!!!!!!! TREVOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLYS HIT.
  • abt the lady with the cracked half-mask : who is she
  • DIANA FUCKEN FOUGHT LIKE 4-6 PPL IN A NARROW ALLEYWAY WHILE PROTECTING STEVE
  • “mr trevor who is this woman” “she’s my secretary. a really good secretary”
  • STEVE TREVOR CALLING DIANA’S NAME JUST AS SHE GETS OUT OF THE TRENCH
  • PR E LU DE TO TR E N C H SCEN E !!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!1
  • the theme gets me every time
  • ONE OF THE AMAZONS GET S FUCKIN SHOT. I REPEAT. ONE OF THEM IS GONNA GET SHOT. 
  • pre-shot, that amazon lady shot an arrow with a rope attached to it into a cliff face, swung down onto the beach using that arrow, ready 2 fuck shit up. when will your fave ever
  • THE SHOT WITH DIANA LOOKING @ THE PLANE CRASHING INTO THE SEA ? PRICELESS
  • DIANA DIVING INTO THAT BLUE, BLUE WATER? ALSO PRICELESS
Kuroshitsuji Arc descriptions

Black Butler Arc: “Holy shit this plot is messed up, wtf man”

Red Butler: “Jack the Ripper was an angry heiress and a trans woman with a chainsaw”

Indian Butler Arc: “Chopped: Victorian England edition”

Circus Arc: “Dead, mutilated children as far as the eye can see”

Phantomhive Manor Murders Arc: “Small sweet boy is being set up for murder, turns out he is an evil murderer just not that murder”

Luxury Liner Arc: “Titanic with zombies also Lizzy is a fucking Badass”

Public School Arc: “Small boy pretends to be normal by utterly destroying his peers through cunning and hardcore cheating”

Green Witch Arc: “Small boy saves small girl from elaborate fantasy world in order to sop her from creating poisonous gas”

Blue Cult Arc: “Disgraced teen boys start singing cult in order to steal blood”

Fuck daycare parents

Working at in home daycare, and let me tell you I have met some of the stupidest adults on this planet holy shit.

An older woman, grandma of two young kids like 3 and 5… has custody of them because their father is in jail and their mother is on drugs/in jail so she lost custody. She loves to go on and on about how terrible their mother is…. right in front of them. They still see her on visitation, and gma is just “your mother this, your mother that” all day.

She also let a kid come in sick because it was “just allergies” with green snot and a fever. Claims to have gone to the doctor and he also said just allergies.

Yeah say it to my year old daughter who had a fever for three days (with highs of 104) and was miserable for a week. Allergies, my asshole.

This isn’t even the only thing she’s done, the girl is also allergic to mosquitos and what do we see all summer? Giant puffy lumps all over her because gma wanted them to play outside all day, saying bug spray “doesn’t work” on them.

Fucking people. I want to take all your kids away.

Spoilers (Leonard Snart)

Requested: No

Warnings: language at some point

Word Count: 3.640

A/N: i got this idea after watching the time traveler’s wife and i hope it’s not confusing but damn i loved writing this SO MUCH 

Story Line: While time travelling, Leonard Snart meets younger versions of you, the woman he knows to be working with The Flash. You’ve known him since you were six years old, and you spent your entire life just waiting for the man to show up. Then you reach the point when he meets you for the first time, having no clue who you are when you’ve loved him for more than twenty years. 

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He told you someday this would happen.

The day would come when you look into Leonard Snart’s eyes and he’ll have no idea who you are.

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TJLC x reality

Moftiss: we’re making television history

TJLC: HOLY SHIT GUYS JOHNLOCK IS CANON THEY’RE GOING TO KISS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Reality: Eurus Holmes is Samara from The Ring

Teaser: Sherlock says “I love you”

TJLC: OMFG WE’RE FINALLY GETTING JOHNLOCK I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

Reality: Sherlock says “I love you” to Molly

Moftiss: Sherlock and John are best friends, they’re not romantically involved, end of story

TJLC: THEY’RE FUCKING LIARS JOHNLOCK KISS CONFIRMED ELEPHANTS

Reality: they remain friends, Sherlock’s still in touch with Irene, plays her theme when Eurus asks him to play something that represents him

RANT ABOUT JASMINE CEPHAS JONES

okay i need to say this shit. SHES SO FUCKING HOT AND SEXY AS HELL HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO MUCH IM SO SO SO FUCKING GAY FOR HER SHES MOMMY AS FUCK AND YUM. HER IN HER AND PEGGY HAT BACKWARDS IN ONE OF THE HAM4HAM’S WHERE SHE SAYS SEX T A K E ME NOW I WANNA MARRY HER OR PLAY HAMILTON DURING SAY NO TO THIS HAVENT DECIDED. Anthony is also one fINE PEICE OF MAn. they’re such a good couple because they’re both walking sex dreams i’m so in love with them both. i’m so bisexual it hurts i love these two more then anything in this life. i will meet jazzy one day and that day will be the best day of my life. okay but her in red lipstick FUCK. ME. okay i’m done now i just love them

anonymous asked:

one day I will write a superhero story with an Asian-black smol tomboy lesbian metahuman as the main, her sidekick would be a smol transboy who works his way through transition(his full journey). The main's love interest would be a supersmart chubby glasses nerd butch brown lesbian. Her adoptive sister, a frail but super smart IT pansexual girl on a wheelchair. They all work for a superhero organization. Their boss is a powerful black lesbian trans woman in a relationship. WOULD ANYONE READ?

OF COURSE I WOULD EVERYONE SHOULD HOLY SHIT CAN THIS “ONE DAY” OF WHICH YOU SPEAK BE LIKE TOMORROW.

Ripple Effect

Would you look at that! I’m posting a story. Wow. 

Wonderful edit made by the lovely @sfjessii ♥♥

This was supposed to be for Halloween (HA!) Look how in time I am! :)
My first ever attempt at horror. I hate horror, why did I think this was a good idea?
I’m not sure just how scary this is gonna be, so be warned!
Also: WHOO MY LONGEST STORY YET!! (As in holy shit this is long, keep that in mind before clicking “keep reading”)

You can also read it on AO3


Usually Magnus loved getting repeat customers. It meant that they liked his methods and trusted him. But looking at the dark haired woman before him, Magnus couldn’t help but wish she hadn’t shown up again. Later he couldn’t believe how right and wrong he was about that. She did bring him together with Alexander. But all of his boyfriends seemed to get into dangerous situations. After all this Magnus only knew one thing for certain: he absolutely HATED working with ghosts.


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Sometimes I just sit back and really think about how incredible it is to be part of this…life experience that is being a Taylor Swift fan. Like, not to get fake deep over fandom but I am truly in awe of the incredibly beautiful effect one astounding woman has had on my life. Literally. It’s not just that her music makes me happy. Who she is as a human being has genuinely helped me through some of the most difficult things in my life. And I have some of my best friends in the entire world, and unforgettable experiences with them, because of Taylor. Ho ho holy shit it’s Christmas and I love Taylor Swift.

Dating Jonghyun would include:
  • “Bling bling.”
  • judging people with him
  • “Baby, you’re not short. You’re just fun sized.”
  • Internet War
  • looking at Internet War
  • watching Internet War before you go to sleep
  • never being able to look at neither Taemin nor Jonghyun the same because of Internet War.
  • really tight hugs
  • singing in the shower
  • him falling in the shower and you not realizing because you thought the screaming was just another song like wow he’s really good at conveying emotion through song… you can practically hear the pain in his voice…
  • Lucifer and RDD being things you don’t accept that he did.
  • but highkey you also love them
  • hugging him but always getting injured because holyshit his cheek bones just cut my skin open oh god i’m bleeding but it hurts so good
  • going shopping, strolling through the mall for him and suddenly you see him in the woman’s dept. in an extremely expensive store
  • awe he’s buying me something expensive like this for our anniversary he’s so sweet
  • i love him so much he’s so thoughtful-
  • is he trying that on?
  • maybe he’s just jokin-
  • holy shit he’s hotter than i would ever be…
  • “So.. that red crop top.”
  • “I look beautiful in everything.”
  • “Tru.”

@maddiethemagicalpanda’s request didn’t turn out exactly as planned, but hey, a failed attempt to fusion because someone was too distracted by their partner’s dance is pretty gay too.

Lost & Found.

Request: can i have an edward nygma imagine (since you love him so much and i do too) of him finding you on the streets of Gotham and nursing you back to health??????

Requested by: @itstheemcat

Word Count: 1,926

Warnings: Violence toward a woman.

Author’s Note: Another one that’s been sitting in my inbox for months. I’m the worst. Under a read more because it got so freaking long, holy shit. Might do a part two if anyone wants it, but????? ENJOY.

You’d be alone on the streets for years, ever since your parents left you for a quiet life alone together. It hadn’t been so bad. You learned to fend for yourself, and though the stealing and the lying and the running got to you sometimes, you knew you were only doing what you had to to survive. That night, the night you had been saved by Mr. Edward Nygma, had been the hardest one yet.

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anonymous asked:

Smile

“You think I expected you? You think I expected to ever end up in handcuffs, let alone jail because I fell in love?” He gives a scoffing laugh. “I was supposed to con you. Don’t you get that? I was supposed to meet you and throw you off my trail then move on to another job. You were never supposed to mean anything to me. I wasn’t even gonna sleep with you until I saw you in person but you were the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen and I figured it couldn’t hurt. I didn’t want to fall in love. Not at all. Then you smiled at me and holy shit I blew it.”

White Collar AU

  • me: ah Beyoncé is doing another visual album? Lemonade sounds amazing :)
  • *Lemonade is released*
  • Beyoncé: Who the fuck do you think I am. You ain’t married to no average bitch, boy. You can watch my fat ass twist, boy. As I bounce to the next (dick) boy. And keep your money, I got my own.
  • me: wait-
  • Beyoncé: The most disrespected person in America is the black woman.
  • me:
  • Beyoncé: So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children both living and dead. Rest in peace my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb pussy, who because of me sleep evaded. Her shroud is loneliness, her god was listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.
  • me, bleeding out on the floor, in my last rattling dying breaths: she.... did..... that........!