holy shit i love it okay

Thoughts on “Neighbors from Hell”

I was feeeeeling this episode, the season has the perfect blend of comedy but the overall tone is serious 

If I was ever trapped in a coffin holy fuck i’d cry

RIP Pedro 

Beverly Hope with the afro 

Yeah it’s not a coincidence that after a session with Dr. Rudy Vincent that couple got killed… 

That ad tho… ew 

The Wilton’s with their sombreros… bye fools

Detective Samuels and Harrison with the eye contact though lol 

Ally looking like a damn fool yelling about rights and shit with the truck coming at her

Okay y’all some dumbass bitches for letting Winter come back AGAIN LOL

Lol at Kai bitch slapping Meadow

Mr. Guinea :(

I love when Sarah gets angry and yells she always delivers the lines so fierce 

Aw shit… they got caught 

Ivy been holding in that slap for a long time 

Where for art thou Meadow?

Favorite line of the episode “What kind of Gone Girl shit are you up to” LMAO

how to smooch your absurdly tall boyfriend, by ochako. step one- float. step two- smooch. 

(I started watching bnha and i fell in love with Fight Me in Pink girl and Tall Blue and Adorkable boy and then i started shipping them by accident but theirs is a rarepair please send help immediately)

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taking a short break from my self-imposed mid-term exile to SCREAM about the package i just received from @prettythinker. YOU GUYS christina MADE ME a cross stitch of my favourite poem and look at how FUCKING BEAUTIFUL it is! you guys she sent me a MER-KITTY. and candy. and a ton of lemonade, undoubtedly to correct me of my deviant lemonade-and-sprite-are-the-same-thing ways (i see you christina, oh i see you).

i just needed to YELL AT YOU ALL about how fricking lovely and incredible my friend christina is, you needed to know that okay. okay. thanks for your time, carry on about your days

EDIT: i forgot the korean face masks!! there were amazing looking korean face masks included too like holy shit did she spoil me

Directors: So Tony Stark is this suave, charming business man and we have 18 fine Armani suits for you to choose from in order to properly portray that look.

RDJ: Okay but what about this cat t-shirt I bought at target three months ago,

Directors:

Directors: *softly* …holy shit ur right

@poulerslashes​‘s fic sore must be the storm did things to me

Through his shock, a cold thought occurred to Midoriya, tamping down any other reaction he might’ve had to such a confession. “Todoroki,” he said firmly. “Don’t give up. We’re getting out of here.”

“I’m not giving up,” Todoroki said. “I’m only considering all possible outcomes.” His tone grew quiet again. “And I just…I wanted to know that I told you. At least once.”

syntaxeme  asked:

Okay so imagine. A 2A Sapphire trying really hard to tell a joke and she's just completely flopping, can't remember how it goes, oh god help her But Ruby is doing the 1D thing really hard to try to make her feel better like HOLY SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS

and then they fuse into Garnet

Self care

Ok so I really believe that if you feel good about yourself it will radiate through you and you will look beautiful because of your confidence. And self care and healthy lil tips make me feel beautiful so:

Drink water. You know those annoying red bumps on your face that aren’t full on pimples so they’re really hard to get rid of? Drink a gallon of water every day. It sounds like a lot but they will disappear, and water has so many other benefits with skincare and weight loss.

Moisturize! I love almond oil for my face because it’s like coconut oil except it won’t clog your pores. Honestly as long as you consistently moisturize your face and body with some kind of lotion you’ll see benefits, it’s not complicated.

Exfoliate! Okay you can go buy an expensive exfoliated but if you’re ballin on a budget just mix some oil (coconut, olive, almond, etc.) with some sugar for your body, or with baking soda for your face. The baking soda is gentler.

Apple cider vinegar! Shits not tasty but if you add a tablespoon to a big glass of water plus some lemon (and stevia to taste) to begin your day there are benefits to your metabolism and anti bloating properties.

As for holy grail skin care ingredients, I love turmeric. Combine 1 tsp turmeric powder, 2 tbsp flour, 2-3 tbsp milk, 1 tbsp almond or coconut oil and a little bit of honey. Put on face for 20 minutes and wash off. You will glow.

Take baths because they are so great. Light some candles, get some wine or a good book, whatever makes you relaxed. There is literally a bath for everything. Sore muscles? Epsom salt. Trying to balance your skin’s ph (aka you have a dick appointment)? ¾ cup apple cider vinegar. Dry skin? Oil or oatmeal. So many options.

As for makeup, I found that when I quit makeup I found more confidence in myself and less pressure to look perfect, but if you want to beat your face every day then do it! I admire the dedication. Do what makes you feel beautiful because if you feel good, you look good.

Take care of yourself, you deserve it.

Day6 As Things My Non-Kpop Friend Has Said About Them
  • Jae: "HE LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE HAD THE GREATEST GLO UP OF ALL TIME"
  • Sungjin: "Okay but he totally has that "ruthless businessman who's super cute and devoted around his pretty wife" vibe"
  • Young K: "I would date the shit out of him holy crap he's hot AND he looks like he would treat me right"
  • Wonpil: "He's so hot wtf if he smiled and asked me to sell him my soul I would just give it to him for free"
  • Dowoon: "I feel like he has girls falling at his feet but he doesn't care and just loves his dog."

jimin: i won’t give yoongi a gift lmao as iF

also jimin: yoOngi hYunG wakE up aLreaDy i nEed to gIve yOu youR giFt (*´-`)

My commission from the freaking amazing and talented @plastic-pipes​ of Trini and Kim dancing mid air from the opening scene of Chapter 2 in my fic , Ghosts of the Past !

Pipe’s is freaking amazing and such a lovely person and you should all commission her!

space battle
  • keith: lance... if we don't make it out of here alive... i just want you to know that i love you
  • lance: keith... i... wait, is someone crying?
  • galra 1: jared holy shit this is just like the movie we watched the other day
  • galra 2: dude, we have have to do our jobs don't-
  • galra 1: (crying)
  • galra 2: okay it is pretty sweet i'm not gonna lie--
  • zarkon: guys can we please FOCUS,
Washington On Your Side
Workshop Cast
Washington On Your Side

Alright, so I just recently listened to this and holy shit, I cannot believe that this was not posted anywhere else??? God this is a work of art and here’s why:

  • “This bitch is askin’ for someone to bring him to task, Somebody gimme some dirt on this asshole so we can at last unmask him”  Damn TJeffs!!!! I just love how angry this dude gets!!!!
  • “He likes taxes so much, can we enact an asshole tax?” Okay, straight up, JMads whole verse is incredible. He starts of talking about how A.Ham and him started off as colleagues and worked together for the same issues, however, after working with him for a while, he realizes that A.Ham is wildly dangerous and seems to get his way most of the time, hence the title of the song. This is why I low-key always thought that JMads hates A.Ham slightly more than TJeffs.
  • “Let’s lower his stack in the eyes of the nation. With misinformation, first we diminish him, then we finish him!”  Honestly, one of the great parts of the song. The rumors they spread! WHAT A DAMN MESS!!!!!
  • “I HEAR HE’S GEORGE WASHINGTON’S ILLEGITIMATE SON!” My damn senior quote!!!!!!!!! I literally shouted the first time I heard this, OMG!!! HOW WAS THIS NOT PART OF THE PLAY HOLY SHIT
  • “He wants to abolish slavery.” “That one’s actually true.”  “NO”
  • I especially love how it is mostly a TJeffs and JMads song. Like no one else is it, but our favorite Southern Mother-Fucking Democratic-Republicans!  This such a great song and I seriously think this is one of the greatest songs ever produced in the entire musical.
SKAM S04E06 Clip 5 - Let’s go bitches

ISAK: Hello.

SANA: Hi.

EVEN: Hi, Sana.

ISAK: Where did you see it last?

EVEN: I don’t know. I think it’s in the bed, but I can’t find it. I’m sorry I’m stressing. I have to make it to work on time for once.

SANA: What a nice place.

ISAK: Thank you. Snooped around flea markets and picked out the cheapest stuff.

EVEN: You call that snooping?

ISAK: Yeah, I guess it’s that. Took the first -

EVEN: We were able to get quite a lot of stuff.

ISAK: Huh?

EVEN: We were able to get quite a lot of stuff.

ISAK: Yeah.

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What a lucky man he is, to be walking hand in hand with the future First Lady of Amestris 

HE CARES ABOUT HER SO MUCH I’M FUCKING CRYING HOLY SHIT 

HE IS SO COCKY BUT DOES NOT FORGET HER AND FUCK HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER I AM CRYING I AM DEAD FUCKKKKKKKK

You okay?””I’m fine””You’re pushing yourself too hard
You gonna marry me today?””Ask me again tomorrow””I always do
Did I tell you I love you?””Yes… Say it anyways””I love you
Why do you never say yes?””Cuz then…I wouldn’t get to hear you ask…
I’m so tired””You gotta rest honey””Everyone is depending on me!””Everyone can wait.
Do I make you happy Rakan?””Everyday of my life
I’m lucky to have you.””Nope, I’m the lucky one””I swear, you will be the death of me””I’m fine with that.””Me too


THIS IS GOALS. THIS. IS. GOALSSSSS

okay so since the carmilla fandom is basically dead / going into hibernation until the movie i figured i’d make a fic rec post just for fun (and then go drown myself in riverdale), going from my favourites to decent ones:

white blank page - angsty college sports au and the dopest thing ever

exposure - slow burn and internal suffering and emotions it is gorgeous, college au again but carmilla does photography

i’ll keep you safe if you keep me wild - bounty hunter carmilla moves to the country and an adorable love story 

pens - one shot (which is unusual bc i normally hate them) but its a subway strangers kinda thing

chasing ghosts - post military laura comes back to hometown, spoiler carmilla has a daughter shit gets real fluffy tbh but there’s also some angst

clockwork - i honestly don’t remember this one that well but apparently i liked it so heres a flower shop au 

pandemic - weird infection dystopian thriller au thing but holy shit the plot twist in this one is wild, also i cried at the end soooooo (happy tears i think)

this distant image of our tiny world - space au in a mars colony, hear me out, holy shit the setting is so well described and you can imagine this all so well its beautiful

the minister’s daughter - lgbt christian community, it’s acc quite sweet

absolution - short hollence-hollstein cheat fic, it’s a bit of a guilty pleasure

your mom called, you left your game at home - softball rivals and mucho angst turned hate sex??? turned dating (I’m spotting a trend here)

music to my ears - high school band and orchestra au don’t judge it’s cute alright

the road to home - road trip au with a v slow romance but hey ho its a good one

where your treasure is, there will your heart be also - fluffy but mostly plot based hogwarts au yet i ended up enjoying it v much so give it a go

the triwizard tournament - another sappy and soft but more hollstein centric hogwarts au why not

on our last leg - olympic running au, a v v v long one shot i believe

this just can’t be summer love - pretty writing, hawaii romance one shot

four walls - like a fucking action novel holy shit y’all

strangers - incomplete fwb story but damn i wish there was more

(of all persisting stars) - their first time from both povs 

the mirror between us - an okay one shot but i loved the twist

[also not with haste, back to back, god knows it’s not what we would choose to do, she smelled like lilacs, no space among the clouds, maybe the spark between us can light my cigarette, touched by stars, just stay with me, meet me halfway to your heart, gossip column, the sun dont set if we keep heading west]

okay I’m done (for now) (or maybe not wow this takes a long time)

Okay but can we just talk about these reactions to the Victuuri kiss?

(Left to right reaction)

Mari’s just like “my brother’s gayer than I thought wow”

Yuuko’s like “holy shit Victor fucking Nikiforov tackle-kissed my best friend”

Takeshi’s (did I get that right??) like “wait what”

Hiroko’s like “look at these two I love them”

Yuuri’s dad is like “omg its canon”

The Nishigori triplets are just [shook™]

And makkachin is just there like “look at my gay dads they’re gr8”