holy shit i found it




local floating head wants to suffer in bed all day without disruption

I just LOVE her new skin that cute hat makes her look like a healer from a 90′s Si-Fi or something

Bonus: My (and Gj’s probably) reaction to it:

post breakup AUs

because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:

  • “today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
  • ¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
  • “i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
  • “so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
  • “yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
  • “look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
  • “oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
  • “it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
  • “i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
  • “i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
  • “we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
  • “so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
  • “i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
  • “well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU
[Miraculous Ladybug]: A Full Commitment’s What I’m Thinking Of

idk man, i haven’t written the lovesquare in a while, and for some reason i wanted come crack-ish MiracuClass antics, so sue me

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

Title: A Full Commitment’s What I’m Thinking Of

Summary: Sometimes, when you’re friends are so obviously in love and they’re taking forever to get with the program, it’s time to take matters into your own hands. 

In which Alya takes matchmaking to a whole new level, Nino tries to be the voice of reason, the entire class is incapable of keeping a secret, and Marinette and Adrien just try to have a decent picnic

A Full Commitment’s What I’m Thinking Of

“A class picnic?”

Alya nodded as she scribbled a time and a location on the back of Marinette’s hand. “Yup. I figured it’d be fun. School year’s ending, the weather is beautiful, and exams are just about wrapped up. Thought it’d be a cool casual thing.”

“You didn’t tell me you were planning this,” Marinette said. “I could’ve helped you!”

“Oh, don’t even worried about it, girlie,” Alya assured. “You’ve been so busy with class rep stuff lately I just went and asked Nino for help. Worked out just fine, too. He’s been helping me handle music and food.”

Marinette smiled. “This is so sweet! I can’t believe you did all this for everyone. Is everyone else coming?”

“Oh yeah,” Alya insisted. “Everyone in class. Even Adrien.”

Alya expected some blushing and stammering, but Marinette merely blinked at her. “Adrien’s going to be there?”

“Of course! He was super excited when he found out you were coming.”

Marinette lifted both of her brows in surprise. “He was?”

Alya patted Marinette on the shoulder. “I would never lie to you. So yeah, you should definitely come. After school today, don’t forget.”

“Ok cool!” Marinette nodded. “Do you wanna walk over together with Nino and — ”

NO!” Alya shouted, hands darting out to grab Marinette’s shoulders. Marinette jumped in shock and leaned away from Alya’s frantic looking expression. Alya bit her lip and sighed out through her nose. “I-I mean….nah, i-it’s fine. I have to help Nino with….something after school anyway. Uh….I’ll meet you there a little afterwards.”

“Um…okay,” Marinette said. “You sure you and Nino don’t need any — ”

“Nope! No help!” Alya insisted, spinning Marinette around and marching her over to the locker room. “You just get your books together and meet us at the park. It’ll be a blast.”

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I just found out Mozart’s first true opera was commisioned by a university when he was 11, which all by itself was pretty impressive.

But the shocking fact is that this little kid wrote the opera about a f*cking homosexual triangle between the greek god Apollo and two humans, Hyacinthus (his lover) and Zephyr (who was jealous).



anonymous asked:

Hey, Cris :) Could this be the mystery guy? ibiza-voice*com/story/news/3276 The picture is 6 year old and I'm bad with people's faces, but his job description??????

HOLY SHIT!!  I think you found him!  That picture isn’t good, but I found this interview that’s also six years old, so he looks a bit different, but I’m almost positive this time (well I was last time too, but…).

David Levy, EDM Agent at William Morris Endeavor

David Levy is one of the first ever DJ agents and now based at William Morris Endeavour one of the biggest talent agencies in the music industry. Levy is also one of the most feared agents in the industry but is also highly revered and came across as exceptionally grounded.

Obi-Wan: Are you there?
Vader: yep just sitting in another stupid meeting about mining or some other dumb bullshit idek whats up
Vader: btw i thought u said u were done talking 2 me lol 
Obi-Wan: Yes, well, this is an extenuating circumstance.
Obi-Wan: You will never believe who I saw yesterday. I had to tell someone. 
Vader: well i know it wasnt ahsoka lol 
Obi-Wan: What is that supposed to mean??
Vader: nm who’d u see babe
Obi-Wan: MAUL. 
Vader: WTF 
Obi-Wan: I KNOW.
Obi-Wan: Emphasis on “was”. 😏
Vader: LOL 👏 holy shit i wish id seen that 
Vader: wait MAUL found u???? FFS i have the worst fucking inquisitors

imagine, if you will, a Spirited Away AU, because i’ve been punched with feels and i don’t have the time to write it as a full-length fic:

Lilia (Yubaba) is the witch that runs the spirit bathhouse, and Yuuri (as Chihiro/Sen) is the human child that stumbles upon it and has to work to earn his keep. Of course, in the human world, Yuuri’s parents own an onsen, and so Yuuri is able to work to her standards to not be turned into a pig like his sister Mari, who ate the spirits’ food and was transformed into an animal. He’s determined to earn back her freedom so they can return to the human world together.

Victor is the spirit that finds Yuuri and brings him to the bathhouse (Haku), and is something like a staff supervisor under Lilia’s magic spell, and can never seem to decide whether he is kind to Yuuri or cold toward him. But every so often, he will find him and take him on adventures in the spirit world and spend time with him. Yuuri discovers not long after that Victor is more than he seems, and can take the form of a magnificent silver dragon. Yuuri is perplexed, entranced, and makes every attempt to grow closer to Victor, but the closer that Yuuri gets, the further away understanding him seems. He does learn that Victor can no more leave than Yuuri can, and while Yuuri works to free his sister, he becomes determined to free Victor, too.

Victor guides Yuuri’s growth as one of the best employees at the bathhouse, and Yuuri begins to find his place among the spirits when Yakov (Zeniba) places a curse on him for stealing his golden charm under Lilia’s orders. While this is happening, Yurio (No-Face), a troubled spirit that Yuuri let into the bathhouse as a guest, can no longer control his rage and begins to destroy the inn.

Yuuri draws Yurio away and gets him further from the bathhouse, and with him ventures far from his new home to save Victor from certain death.

When they reach Yakov’s place in the woods, Yuuri realizes that not everything is as it seems. Yakov, though gruff, is a kind and gentle man who says that the spell he placed on his golden charm has already been broken by Yuuri’s love, and that he had never imagined anyone could ever truly know Victor enough to love him. He seems insistent that Yuuri’s love for Victor runs deeper than he knows.

Yurio decides to stay away from the bathhouse, and to stay with Yakov. Then, Victor arrives in the form of his dragon to take Yuuri home. Yuuri is overjoyed to see him, but can’t seem to remember what it is just yet that he is meant to remember. He climbs onto Victor’s back and they fly off into the sky.

When memory returns, it comes all at once, and Yuuri remembers that when he was a child, he was ice-skating on a river near his home, but the ice was too thin and he fell through. Victor was the spirit that inhabited the river that led him safely to shore and saved his life. Later, the river was filled while constructing a new building for his parents’ onsen, and Victor’s spirit form became trapped, without a physical form to take in the human world.

Unlocking this memory reminds Victor of who he is, and in possession of his power once again, he is able to save Yuuri and Mari and send them home to the human world after Yuuri passes one final test from Lilia.

Yuuri is free, but Victor still cannot follow, but Victor promises him they will meet again somehow. Yuuri is determined, and he finds where the river was filled in the human world and follows it back to the source. He returns again and again to place small offerings near what was once the mouth of the stream in an effort to help Victor find his way. He sits there for hours on end, for weeks and months. Until on one summer day, there is a silver-haired man swimming nude in the water, and when he looks up with his eyes like the river, he says, “Finally, I found you.”