holy shit i am so in love with him

whatever i dont give a fuck about this fucking discourse anymore yall are wild and obnoxious and all i care about anymore is the fact that Yuri Plisetsky fucking said “Fuck you I’m gonna do what I want and what I love because I love to skate and all I want is to be ME on that ice and I’m gonna show the whole fucking world what i can do” had the goddamn courage to get out there and be himself and be rebellious and be edgy and just show the fuck off. He Went Hard And Didn’t Go Home because fuck you he worked his ass of SO HARD to win that fucking gold and he DESERVES to do what he wants for the exhibition because THAT is his opportunity to show everyone that YES THIS IS ME!!! THIS IS ME!!!

like if you dont fucking think that his monologue in the WTTM manga was powerful fucking reconsider because:

“I’ve always felt like I kept just missing my calling. I realize that this is probably just one moment. One brief moment in my long life to come. But like hell I’m gonna let this one moment control me. In this mad, mad world, all I have to do is just keep on showing everyone that one moment that I, and no one else, chose. And…If I can just trust…that what I love is the key to my salvation…Then I can be reborn as many times as I like on the ice.”

WTTM was Yuri fuckin SNATCHING his freedom and finally being able to make his own choice and flourish and express himself!!!! and i’m fucking proud of him. i’m so proud of him. fuck.

I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HIM HOLY SHIT GET OUT OF MY FACE I’M CRYING EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND APPRECIATE THIS GROWTH AND THIS COURAGE

Imagine running into Jensen while rushing to get on stage and him flirting with you.

“Five minutes! (Y/n) come on, we need you on stage now!” you heard a knocking on your door as you rolled your eyes. Five minutes and now weren’t the same, really.

“I’m coming! Just go, I’ll be there in one minute!” you huffed taking another look at your dress. No matter how much time passed you weren’t going to used to the nerves you had every time before going on stage to perform, especially when it was at some kind of awards.

You sighed and soothed down your dress once more. You took a deep breathed and stilled yourself “Alright, let’s do this. You’ve got this! You binge watched four seasons of Supernatural in a week, you can do anything!” you calmed down yourself before finally getting up and making your way to the door.

Seeing as you had only three minutes left you practically rushed out of the door and quickly made your way to the stage. Or at least would have made your way if you didn’t stumble on someone. A groan left their lips and you huffed as the both of you literally fell on the cold floor.

“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry!” you groaned, pushing yourself slightly up. But the moment you heard their chuckle your eyes snapped open and all air got caught in your lungs.

“Holy shit” you breathed out. Celebrity or not you were always going to be a fangirl when it came to this very man.

“Well, to be honest I always looked forward to the day I’d see you fall for me-” he gave you a big charming grin “-I never thought it was going to be this literally!” he chuckled and you blinked.

“Oh gosh, I am so so sorry Mr Ackles!” you huffed trying to get up from him although part of you didn’t really want it – who wouldn’t love such a close contact with Jensen Ackles?

“You know me?” he asked with a boyish smile and you nodded your head shyly.

“Who doesn’t?” you asked and he laughed “I just- I am super sorry for this. I am such a clumse sometimes!”

“It’s fine” he breathed out giving you a cute grin as he helped you up, his hand felt so soft holding yours.

“No really, Mr Ackles. I wasn’t watching and-”

“Seriously, (Y/n)-” he cut you off with a smile “I told you I am fine with that. It’s not every day your celebrity crush stumbles on you.” he chuckled “Oh and please, don’t call me Mr Ackles- makes me feel all old.” he laughed after making a face, but your fast beating heart prevented you from paying attention to anything after the celebrity crush part.

“I- I- I didn’t even know you… knew me.” you mumbled, biting the inside of your cheek.

“Know you? Are you kidding me? I practically have seen all of your movies at least three times each- and don’t let me get started on how many times I have listened to your songs. Jared’s wanted to murder me a good amount of times because of that.” he laughed almost a little nervously, rubbing the back of his neck.

You couldn’t help a giggle. You knew you were acting like a teen in front of her crush but it was partially true, right?

“You really have no idea how much that means to me.” you confessed “You- I admire your work so much it just is-impossible to believe. Every moment of your acting career from the beginning up to now with Supernatural has been such an inspiration for me. I- I wouldn’t be here if- if it wasn’t for you and what you do. I guess I owe you a big thank you, actually.”

“You-” he breathed out but shook his head “You don’t owe me anything honestly.” he laughed and you looked down in embarrassment.

“Honestly you have no idea how much I could tell you on that part.” you shook your head “It is so great to meet you Jensen, I’m sorry if I am being too much of a fangirl too.” you furrowed your eyebrows, giving him a nervous smile.

“Oh by all means, do go all fangirl on me. I wouldn’t mind it in the least bit! I am a real fanboy myself when it comes to you, Jared and Misha can sure as hell verify that!” he stuffed his hands in his suit’s pockets.

“Really?” you tucked a few strands of hair behind your ear “I never thought you- someone like you would even know my work- much less be such a fan.” you breathed out.

“Please, I could go on forever on how much I admire it. It honestly is a great pleasure to meet you (Y/n), even as this.” he laughed.

“I’m really sorry about that Jensen, I just am in a hurry. I got a performance and you know-”

“Oh trust me I know. I always am late myself, it’s fine. Say-” he licked his lips and even for a split second you got distracted “-How about you go and rock this performance as you always do-”

“I don’t really.” you mumbled and he gave you a stern look.

“Don’t fight me on this sweetheart. I have fought the devil twice, and I am just as stubborn as Dean is!” he pointed a finger and you giggled.

“So you go rock them and later we could meet here again to fangirl over each other as much as we want?” he laughed and you bit your lip.

“I would definitely love that”

anonymous asked:

LOL THE SUGA ONE WAS PERFECT! Yes he can be a kind supportive parent along with Daichi but hebis also E V I L! Daichi can be scary when angry but Suga will murder u in your sleep. EVIL I SAY! ok if you are not tired of those how about Akaashi next? So many fics make him this shy, pretty dude who needa to be saved by Bokuto nd I dont get where people got that. He's evil too, in a different way than Suga, but still evil

*kicks down your door* DID YOU SAY EVIL AKAASHI HOLY SHIT DO I LOVE THAT SHIT HOLY SHIT. (i already regret this entire meta) 

i mean to be fair i am partial to a wildly insecure akaashi because holy shitting fuck being shy/insecure and being a badass dickhead aren’t mutually exclusive what a fucking concept (this is rage at fandom in general not this ask, dw) but holy shit anyway

fanon akaashi

  • god it’s been so long since i read a bad akaashi
  • i live in my weird, dark akaashi corner and never wander out
  • fragile and feminine
  • like, dainty or something?
  • “so tired of bokuto lol poor akaashi”
  • eventually??? notices bokuto’s charm??? or something?? and is swept off his feet

canon akaashi

  • bruh
  • fuckin brutal my dudes
  • that moment in the anime? where bokuto’s explaining a rebound and then he’s like “well it can go wrong” and akaashi’s like “yeah it goes wrong a lot for you”
  • holy fuck what an asshole
  • bokuto’s like “NO” because of course he’s like “NO”, akaashi you dickhead. and then he’s like “you’ve gotta say that’s not true bokuto-san” because bokuto happens to know how to be be nice fucking person
  • and akaashi’s like don’t fucking tell me what to do you shithead
  • and the next time bokuto’s like “but if you’re calm you can figure out what to do” and akaashi swoops in knowing full damn well that he’s being a dick and is like “that’s not true bokuto-san”
  • fucking brutal
  • and you might be like “lol well he’s a sarcastic asshole with bokuto because he’s So Tired”
  • are you fucking kidding me
  • the guy spends all his free time with bokuto
  • endless practice? sure. lunch together? sure. the guy has a list of bokuto’s weaknesses, knows how to get him back on track no matter how shit his mood gets and you wanna tell me he’s not, like, one of the most important people in akaashi’s life?
  • also the second someone’s like “so bokuto, huh?” he’s like “yeah dude he’s super reliable and i only have good things to say about him whatever”
  • holy fuck
  • this is how he deals with a teammate he respects and is most likely one of his closest friends
  • he’s a dick. the way he smirks at tsukishima when they win? that’s a fucking “hahah suck it you loser, you little snot” even though he knows this is an insecure first year who is just getting the motivation to work at volleyball and he’s still like “should i be gracious in winning here? nah, i’m gonna smirk at him in a way that’s utterly rubbing his face in the fact that i fcukin played him hah you dickhead that’s our ace”
  • seriously though look at some of his faces the guy is absolutely out for blood. kenma is teasing him? i’m planning your untimely death you little pipsqueak. tsukki loses? hahahah how do you like that you lil bitch
  • not to mention he’s super fucking tall
  • he could crush you
  • this list is so long because i. fucking. am. so. emotional. about akaashi keiji.
  • he may be polite but he would murder you, bro. fucking murder you.
  • *muffled sobbing*
BTS on their Wedding Day

Seokjin: 

  • He would be running around all day making sure everything is perfect. And the boys would definetly be yelling at him to stop because “It’s YOUR big day. Stop, we’ll do it!”
  • Still he is going to continue bickering and complaining about anything and everything.
  • He would start eating the food even before the ceremony starts and he would definetly be eating more because of stress.
  • He tries to sneak into the brides room to take a glance
  • definetly gets caught by namjoon
  • Being prettier than the bride but saying she is prettier
  • Boys putting the veil on his head and calling him The Bride

Suga/Yoongi: 

  • Definetly playing the piano and making the boys sing.
  • He totally made the song just for you
  • His wedding vow is a rap. You can’t avoid it.
  • Excited as hell but acts calm. Still he can’t help but smile all day.
  • Namjoon probably breaks something and Yoongi roasts him at the end of his wedding vow
  • Whispering sweet things in your ear whenever he passes by you
  • You need to drag him for your first dance but he secretly loves it
  • he probably practiced really hard with Jimin and Hoseok

Namjoon/Rapmon:

  • Drops the ring in the middle of the ceremory
  • Breaks the flower vase while trying to pick it up
  • Let’s be honest everyone saw it coming
  • The most excited one for the wedding night (ayeeeeeeee ;) )
  • He would send you so many naughty texts on his bachelor party
  • He would be giggling all day like a children
  • It is the classiest wedding ever
  • It probably has a Black&White theme and fancy champagne
  • He isn’t worried one bit. He knows you are meant for eachother.

J-hope/Hoseok:

  • Tears. Tears everywhere. (He would also cry on on others’ weddings too, let’s be real.)
  • The boys are trying so hard to make him stop crying but he is just too happy
  • He would dedicate a dance to you
  • You bet he worked hard as hell to make it perfect
  • And it’s cute but holy shit it makes your knees weak
  • Because of happiness he somehow shines brighter if that is even possible at this point
  • You didn’t know it was possible to have so many flowers at a wedding
  • He is totally sending you hearts as soon as you start walking towards his at the ceremony

Jimin:

  • creates a choreograohy for the two of you to dance to.
  • Boys needs to calm him down every second because “Holy shit what if she changes her mind?!”
  • Eventually you had to go in and calm him down
  • and he refuses to see you at first because he doesnt want any bad luck on his marriage with you
  • A conversation through the wall
  • Busan accent because he is excited and he thinks it makes him manlier
  • he is not manly, he be very soft. Happiest soft ever.

Taehyung/V:

  • He cant sit still, someone help this child
  • Maknae line ripping their asses off to calm him down but all it takes for Suga to say “Calm down, Tae.” and give him a plush toy.
  • He hugs the plush because he really can’t wait to see you
  • until he sees a child that is
  • proceeds to hug the child
  • “Tae please let the kid go. The ceremony is starting”
  • His legs starts shaking and he is smiling so much his cheeks hurt
  • Jungkook is singing for your first dance and holy shit it’s cute as fuck

Jungkook:

  • Namjin is PROUD.
  • Everybody is  happy-sad because “NAMJOON OUR SON HAS GROWN UP SO FAST”
  • Definetly dedicating you songs
  • He would be shy but act cocky as hell because “I am manly enough.”
  • He is so proud to see you in the wedding dress
  • he cant take his eyes off of you because you are the prettiest thing he laid eyes on
  • he let’s you know that a lot
  • Please tell him you love him becaus ehe is scared shitless of loosing you

Tears were shed. so SO many tears were shed. I love Todoroki so much. I didn’t imagine I’d be left crying out of happiness instead of sadness, but here i am, being so happy for Todoroki that i just want to scream. I love this manga and anime so much. 

the first anime to ever make me cry. Todoroki is one of the most complex characters out there, I’d say. I am so happy with how this was animated. god I’m such a mess right now. I literally just finished the episode and I’ve just wiped my tears away. Todoroki’s past, and most important memories were most definitely what drew me to tears, combined with the beautifully animated version of his flames. I’m so in love with him, and the series as a whole, and GODDAMNIT I will always remember this episode. jesus fucking christ. thanks to literally every single voice actor, Kaji Yuki especially, and thanks to every single person who animated this. 

boy this was one heck of a ride. I can only imagine what the whole Stain incident is going to do to me. 

I made my own ashkore/masked man!! (actually i want him to be a grandpa buttttt it was 2 am when i sketched this)
i hope he has a pet dragon please let him have a pet dragon
also: he doesn’t have vitiligo, those are burn scars

a concept: michael composing music

okay so what if he has a ton of programs and stuff and he uses them to make really cool video game-style music? and he’s also a really good singer, so he sometimes does covers of songs and stuff and maybe even writes his own stuff sometimes. and he’s semi-famous on soundcloud and youtube.

and then he’s out one day with jeremy and he gets recognized by a fan and jeremy’s just like “what’s going on?? who is this?? why do i not know about this secret life you have??” and so they spend the rest of the day chilling in jeremy’s basement listening to michael’s music and jeremy is just blown away cause holy shit his boyfriend is so talented???

michael’s made a bunch of love songs that were inspired by jeremy and they’re really sweet and soft and adorable and so one of them comes on and michael just kinda like. lowkey dies. and he’s rlly flustered and embarrassed and hides his face in his hoodie but jeremy’s grinning brighter than the fucking sun and he tackles michael and kisses him and they’re just really in love and i am weak

and later michael’s trying to convince jeremy to do a duet with him on his channel because jeremy’s voice is so?? pretty?? but jeremy is convinced that he would mess it up somehow or michael’s fans wouldn’t like him and anyways his voice isn’t that great, it would just be better if he didn’t… but michael convinces him eventually and they do a cover of mario kart love song by sam hart and yeah it’s a little cheesy but they just look so in love while they’re singing it and it goes viral.

and they start up a joint gaming channel and everyone loves them because they’re so nerdy and adorable and in love

@pluvibirb

ok so Moana was added to Netflix a couple days ago and i’ve already watched it alone, with the man, with the bff, and also again with the man, and i do not give a single fuck, i am a grown ass adult and i love this film. the soundtrack is Holy Shit, HOLY SHIT, the soundtrack is so good

but anyway

i did have a point

i noticed the internet has drawn some connections between this film and Lilo and Stitch, one theory being that Maui is Pudge the Fish… you know, the fish who Lilo believes controls the weather, so she feeds sandwiches to him in order to gain his favor… and lemme just say

i think that theory is cute as shit

but also it got me thinking… Lilo would flip her lid over Tamatoa. she’d be completely in awe. which he would adore. and i think that is hilarious

i wanted to draw him for so long you have no idea

starring: @dantecain‘s Sylvan

witching hour

requested by: anon(s)

warnings: first time, smut, mommykink.

word count: 1,344

summary: Credence wakes up with a problem. You help him with it.

a/n: there will be a part two!
-

12:00 AM

Credence was not very comfortable.

He had been rolling around involuntarily, wide awake. He didn’t have any idea what the pressure inbetween his legs was, but he didn’t really like it. He whined and looked over at you, swallowing harshly before gently tapping you on your shoulder, careful not to be too harsh. “Mommy..” He whispered, “M - Mommy, wake up.”

You stirred, making a sleep-deprived kind of noise, your hands coming up to your eyes to rub them. The moon’s light gleamed onto your face as you sat up, taking a deep breath, your eyelids slowly beginning to rise. “Hi, baby..” You whispered, rubbing his knee affectionately - not at all intimately, “What’s up?”

Credence whimpered and looked down at your hand. He didn’t even know what to say, his mother had never told him about what was going on, let alone anything about that.. thing down there. He simply crawled onto your lap and pressed himself against your stomach, his face immediately stuffing itself into your neck, “It hurts, Mommy..” He sobbed, “I - I don’t know why, a - and - I don’t know what to do..”

“Oh, baby..” You sighed, running your hands up and down his back, immediately knowing what was wrong as soon as you felt it, “Alright, it’s okay.. calm down, Credence. It happens. Okay? This is not abnormal at all, and I don’t want to make you feel bad about having it,” You quickly told him, “Do you know what sex is, baby? Hm?”

“S - Sex is..” Credence curled his toes and sniffed, shrugging, “It’s when.. people do things.. r - right? And it - um.. feels good?”

“Exactly,” You pulled back, cupping his jaw, “Did Queenie tell you anything about it?”

“She explained a bit of it..” He nodded, feeling a bit more comfortable now that you had accepted everything, “Is it okay? R - Really?”

“Of course, baby,” You said calmly, kissing his head, his eyes fluttering as you giggled against him, “Would you like some help?”

Credence perked up and felt his boxers tighten further, his hands twitching. “Will you?” He widened his eyes, “Please, Mommy?”

You nodded, bringing a hand down slowly to begin palming him, his hips immediately bucking harshly, “O - Oh!” He gasped, “I -!”

“Shh,” You interrupted, biting your lip. “I.. have been wanting to do this with you for a while,” You admitted to him, face heating up, “I’ll take care of you. Okay, baby?”

“Okay,” Credence breathed, hips twitching, “It’s so nice, Mommy.. it.. it feels so good..”

You noticed how everytime you would squeeze or rub him through his boxers his jaw would drop a fraction of an inch, and you admired it - the sheer look of pleasure crossing his features, his eyebrows raising, eyes closing as you shuffled your hand into his boxers, curling your fingers firmly around his aching cock, “There you go, Credence..” You eased, stroking him, “That’s a good boy.. who’s Mommy’s good boy?”

Credence sobbed, canting his hips up into your hand desperately, “Me, m - me,” He choked out, his entire body stiffening while he brung himself as close to you as he could be, his feet arching, “I’m Mommy’s good boy..”

“That’s right..” You grinned, kissing his cheek lovingly. He layed on the bed after practically flinging himself back with ecstasy, spreading his legs and pushing his boxers down.

“Mommy, Mommy - please,” He rushed out, his erection continuing to rise and twitch with every stroke you gave him. He squirmed underneath you, whining again, “Please, more..”

You nodded slowly and crouched down, pulling your hand away for a moment. You kissed his thigh gently and asked him to trust you, to which he just bit his lip, and nodded. Slowly, you kissed up and down his shaft, shallow breath transferring itself onto Credence’s sensitive skin before dissolving. Sticking your tongue out a bit, you moved upward, making sure Credence felt all of you.

He was quite squirmish, and tried to stay still, but unfortunately could not. His lower lip quivered and he tried not to burst into tears because of all of the fucking stimulation, but alas, a wet, salty drop fell down his chin, causing him to bawl. “It’s s - so good,” He began, “Please don’t ever stop..”

You looked up to make sure he was alright, your heart melting at the sight of your baby boy, fucking crying because of how good you made him feel. You gulped, pulling back for a moment, “Are you sure, honey? You - You’re crying, Creed..”

“Please!” Credence widened his eyes and made a needy noise as soon as you moved, “Mommy - I want it - please, Mommy!” He begged, grabbing at your hands and holding onto them tight, “Please, I’ll be a good boy..”

“Okay, alright,” You bit your lip, kissing both of Credence’s hands. You unlinked your fingers from his and went back to what you were doing, cupping his balls and taking one into your mouth, slurping quietly, “Mmph -”

“Ah!” Credence gasped and bucked up harder than he intended, his heart rate speeding up. You could see small swirls of black dust start to emerge from his body, causing you to pull back once again.

“Hey, Creed..?” You rubbed his thigh slowly while he still panted and writhed underneath you, “I need you to calm down for Mommy. Okay? Please, baby?” You kissed his knee, “Calm down. I will go back to what I’m doing if you take it a notch lower. I know it feels good, that’s why I’m doing it for you. Just relax, take a deep breath, and watch me.”

Credence noticed his Obscurus starting to take form and quickly took a deep breath in before exhaling very slowly, face full of desperation. You could tell he wanted it, and you were going to give him pleasure in exchange for his obedience. You rubbed his chest slowly as you began to straddle him, eventually settling yourself on his lap - his hard member pressing right up against you. “Mommy..” He whispered, placing his head on your chest, “You’re so beautiful..”

You caressed the back of his neck for a bit and leaned down to kiss him, your eyes falling shut as he moaned and kissed back, cupping your face with shaky hands, “Mmn..” He breathed out, “Mommy..”

You lustfully made out with him, rolling your hips, bringing his scarred up hands down to place on your hips, to which he quickly tugged your panties down, trying not to look down and stay focused on the task at hand. He trailed his fingers down to your cunt and gently twirled his index around your clit, causing you to squeak and bring your thighs together, “Mmn -!”

Credence pulled back and stared down at your thighs, slowly spreading them, “Wanna make Mommy feel good..” He whispered, determined, shuffling down so that he was facing your heat, moving closer to you until he was kissing inbetween your thighs at your most sensitive places. You gasped loudly and placed a hand on his head instinctively, back arching.

“Credence!” You moaned, stomach rising and falling quickly from how paced your breathing was, “O - Oh, Credence..”

Credence was doing all he could to please you, even letting you tug at his hair even though it hurt - as well as licking over your clit the most because it seemed the most sensitive according to the noises you would make everytime he would get there, your heart racing.

“Mommy..” He mumbled against your aching cunt, which was dripping with juices that Credence took in and swallowed at every chance he got, “Tastes so good, Mommy..”

“C - Creed - God -” You hissed, rolling your hips right against his face, pulling him in roughly as you reached your climax, which came quickly, only because Credence was so fucking messy and good and you loved it. “Nn! Ah!”

Credence squeaked and took everything you gave him, moving back once you let him go, his cock throbbing at this point. “Mommy..”

“It’s your turn, baby,” You said to him, “I’m gonna teach you all about this.. okay?”

“Okay, Mommy.”

-

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anonymous asked:

Random headcanons for Seven, please? ^^

ayyyy i’m technically still alive ;; but i am so tired holy shit. i think we got two asks for this? but i’m just gonna answer the one for now ^^

- Admin Ace in Space

  • okay so he’s that type of guy that LOVES the smell of petrol and car tires
  • also has a scented candle that smells like petrol
  • he has depression and when it gets bad, he just. doesn’t leave his bed. at all.
  • doesn’t talk to anyone, doesn’t eat, doesn’t shower, doesn’t sleep
  • someone help him pls
  • he also doesn’t want to go to a therapist, but will consider medication if MC talks to him about it
  • Seven definitely owns Cards Against Humanity and all its expansions
  • in addition to his usual pranks and silliness, he also likes to bring out the dark humor every now and then
  • everyone tries to keep Yoosung from playing with him bcs Seven has no mercy
  • whilst the others try to keep it down a bit for the sake of not traumatizing the poor boy, Seven can and will bring out the “sodomized by a silverback gorilla” card i’m like 94% sure that’s an actual card, at least i vaguely remember playing it once
  • there are few things he loves as much as seeing MC in his jacket
  • he usually complains about sharing it, but if they steal it and he sees them sitting around and looking all cozy and cute, his heart beats so much faster
  • also if MC is only wearing his jacket…….. they’re in for a very long night
  • he is a sadist, let’s not forget that
  • but he is also super super caring and showers MC in love and affection, especially at first when he wants to make up for being so distant and rude
  • aside from MC, the person he loves the most is his brother. Seven jokes around a lot and playfully pokes at Saeran whenever he can, but he would never ever want to hurt his brother again
  • he feels incredibly guilty and sometimes has nightmares about it
  • but he uses humor as his coping mechanism
  • so even if it seems like he’s joking around at inappropriate times, he’s doing that because it helps him deal with everything
  • also this is 100% a conversation that happened at one point:
  • “saeyoung what are you doing” “waiting for the sweet embrace of death”
  • and finally: he announced a movie night for the RFA once
  • and everyone was kind of unsure but they all went anyway
  • he rented out a drive-in cinema
  • you guys all know what’s gonna happen
  • acCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION
  • cue a lot of yelling feat. him cackling in the background

anonymous asked:

Hi! Idk if this idea is too complicated, but what if RFA and Saeran have met MC before in a bar or nightclub, and like, MC's friend is super shy and doesn't know how to approach people, so MC tries to help her finding who she thinks it would be agood suitor for her, but they end up interested in MC? Hope you like this idea, I'm sorry if it's too weird and hard to do, I love your writing!

So complicated and so adorable

Hope you like this! ^^

MC tries to set them up with her friend


Common: Your friend is trying to move on from a break up after dating someone for a long time, so she’s kinda rusty in this flirting thing, nobody in the place you took her caught her eye, but you’re pretty sure you found the perfect person for her. Well, you look so determined, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings by telling you she’s not really interested in them. And… it’s pretty obvious that this person is way more into you, anyway…

Zen

  • He was at this club with some colleague actors when he felt a little nudge on his shoulder when he was at the bar
  • He turned to find you smiling at him sweetly. Oh… a fan, right?
  • “How can I help you, lady?” “Me? Oh no… it’s, uhm… my friend over there, she…”
  • “Oh, she wants a selfie with me? Maybe an autograph? Tell her not to be shy and come over!” you look at him, confused.
  • “An autograph? Why would she…?” the lights in the club hit his face perfectly, and you recognize him. “Holy shit! You’re Zen!” he is confused as well, but slightly amused at your flustered face.
  • “Yes, I am.” “Oh my God! I’m such a fan! I loved your last role! You’re so talented! I… have you ever considered playing a butler or something? I think it would really suit you!”
  • “I… haven’t, actually, but… thanks for your suggestion. Maybe one day I can make you dream come true!” he smiles in satisfaction seeing you blush. “So, how can I help two adorable ladies like you and your friend?”
  • “Oh… oh yeah, my friend, I… I’ll talk to her. Sorry to bother you, Zen… sir. It was really an honor!” you run out of there.
  • Zen can’t hold back a smile, what a sweet charming girl… why did you run like that? He would have liked to talk to you more and what other ideas you have for roles that suit him.
  • You go to your friend, your cheeks are heated and you feel like floating. “Girl, I just met Zen! He is so sweet, and nice, and handsome, and dreamy… he is perfect! He is perfect… for you.”
  • “No, for you. Get back there and ask for his phone.” “What? No way! He must think I’m lame and have a thing for butlers. I… I should be conformed on meeting him just like a fan…”
  • Well, your friend made sure to tease you on not getting conformed at all after you joined RFA.

Yoosung

  • Why? Why did he let his college buddies drag him to this frat party? So crowded and noisy, ugh…
  • Then he saw you, and he almost choked as he saw you looking at him. Definitely choked when you beckoned at him.
  • He went to you like a little puppy. “H-hi…” “Hi! Are you having fun?”
  • “Yeah, a little…” just now that he is talking to you, that is. “A little? Oh…” you pout, making his heart flutter.
  • “N-no! But it has nothing to do with you! I just… would prefer being home now, playing some LOLOL, you know…” “Oh, do you play LOLOL? Cool! What server?”
  • “Shooting star. Do you play it there too?” “No, but I would like to, I keep telling my guild buddies to go play there, but nobody wants to go there because of that Hacker God or something…” “Ah yeah… the Hacker God, he isn’t all that, if you want to know my opinion.”“Really? Do you know him?” “I do, we’re friends, actually. So uhm… tell your friends to go to the shooting star, maybe I can convince him to join us in some missions, he is a good player, and… I’m pretty good too.” He blushes, and you giggle.
  • “Yeah, sure. I’ll let my friend know, the… oh, my friend, yeah! Hey, uhm… my friend over there thinks you’re really cute, you know?” oh…? Good to know, but… what do you think of him? “So, uhm… I’ll bring her here so you two can get to know each other, okay?”
  • Oh… so you’re not interested in him, you were just trying to hook your friend up… well, he’s pretty sure she must be nice, since she’s your friend, but… she isn’t you.
  •  Yeah, there’s no way he can talk to your friend without bringing you up to the conversation, that would be really rude, right? So he just sneaks out before you realize he’s gone.
  • You look around, trying to find him. “Girl, I swear I met a really sweet, cute guy, and he plays LOLOL in the shooting star server and… his hair looks really cool. He would be perfect! For you…”
  • “Tsk. What a shame, huh? Did you at least catch his name?” “No. No, I didn’t…” you say, legitimately disappointed.
  • But you learned so much more than his name a few weeks later when you saw that selfie of his in the chat room…

Jaehee

  • She was trying to relax at this cafe, though she was pretty sure Jumin would call any minute assigning some absurd task.
  • She took her eyes out of her phone to turn at this person tapping her shoulder, oh… you were smiling, were you going to try selling something to her?
  • “Can I help you?” “Uhm, yes, maybe you can! So, answer me this, please: how do you deal with a break up?”
  •  “Uhm… you… try to move on? I suppose?” “Exactly! You move on, meeting new people, right? I knew I was talking to the right person!” you smile and she can’t help but scoffing. “Right person? I… I’m just assuming something my colleagues from work talk about it, I wouldn’t really know since… it’s been a while I don’t really date…”
  • “Oh… why is that?” “Work. I guess maybe you can say I’m dating a cat named Elizabeth the 3rd since she’s always at my place and taking over my life.”
  • “Yikes!” “Exactly, yikes…so I’m not sure if I can really help you here, lady.”
  • “Oh… actually, maybe you can, since my friend’s ex is kinda like Elizabeth the 3rd.” “Yikes!” you two chuckle.
  • “So, uhm…  I think you and my friend could get along really well, helping each other and all, she…” “She? I… I don’t really…” she gets really flustered when she looks at your curious eyes. “I’m not… you know, with women, and…”
  • “Oh… OH! I’m so sorry, lady! I have no idea why I just assumed you were… I… I’m really sorry! I… should get going now. I’m so sorry to bother you.” You run out of there in embarrassment.
  • She feels like running after you to tell you it’s fine, but her phone rings, it’s from work, so she has to leave.
  • You go to your friend, looking really flustered and… sad. “I… I just met a really nice girl, but she’s not into girls…” “It’s fine, we can talk more about that, if you want.”
  • You had no idea what your friend wanted to talk about, until you realized the girl in the chat room was the same from that cafe, and how frustrating it was that she doesn’t date girls… or does she?

Jumin

  • He was at this bar having some wine with a few acquaintances.
  • It was all really boring, but something caught his attention, the waitress handed a glass of wine with a little note in a napkin.
  • Why so bored?” he looked around to find the sender, when he spotted you at the balcony, looking straight at him.
  • Usually, he would just ignore it, but you picked just the right wine for him, and… there was something really alluring about that note.
  • So the waitress handed you a martini with a napkin. “Business meetings, as you can imagine.”
  • Another glass of wine, another napkin. “I can’t. Tell me more about it.” Another martini, another note. “I’m afraid you’ll get bored as well.”
  • “So ditch this and go have some fun.” “What do you suggest?”
  • “Well, my friend sitting on the second bench to your right is single. Can I send a drink to her in your name?” oh… so this wasn’t about you, huh?
  • “No need to. I’ll send my regards to her myself.” He wondered if this sounded rude, he was relieved when he spotted you smiling and giving him the thumbs up.
  • Well, it was time to follow your idea and “ditch” this, but he couldn’t follow your suggestion. He couldn’t just approach your friend so out of the blue, he didn’t even exchange napkins messages with her…
  • “Oh… did he send you a drink?” you asked her when you went to her. “Two, actually.” You couldn’t hold a little smirk when you saw the note he wrote for her. “You can never get bored with a friend like yours. Hope you ladies have fun with this.”
  • When you showed up at his penthouse a few weeks later, you knew asking your friend to give you that napkin was a good idea.

Saeyoung

  • He was on an undercover mission, working as a bartender in this party some guys from the mafia would definitely show up.
  • He spotted you waiting to be serviced. “Can I get you anything?” “You don’t have Dr.Pepper here, do you?”
  • “Unfortunately, we do not. But… can I get you my special recipe of ginger ale? ” “Sounds perfect!” and your smile made him almost drop the drink out of the glass.
  • “You look familiar, did you bartend at that club downtown?” he went undercover there once, but he was disguised as a female bartender… you have a good eye, huh? “You’re probably mistaking me with someone else.”
  • “Hum… this is really good! What did you put in here?” “It’s a secret, I’m sorry.” “Ohhh, secret man, huh?” “You have no idea!”
  • “So… what other drinks do you have a special recipe for?” “A few, but they’re mostly non-alcoholic.” “Will do.” He smiles seeing you’re so willing to taste what he risked himself on doing.
  • “A bartender who’s an expert in non-alcoholic drinks… that’s ironic.” “I prefer contradictory. I feel like I’m very contradictory in a lot of stuff.”
  • “Hum… my friend it’s just like that in a lot of ways, maybe you two would get along.” “Oh… I bet your friend isn’t contradictory, too much contraction make a person be… fake?”
  • “Or human.” Oh… how come you look even more attractive when you’re serious? “Anyway… let’s bring her here and see what she thinks.”
  • Though he would like to see you again, he didn’t have time, it was time to move on with his mission. And… well, he didn’t really deserve to talk to your friend… let alone with you.
  • “Ugh, I swear he was right here, the hottest and smartest bartender I ever knew. You would have liked him so much.” “More than you do? I doubt it.”
  • Well, now after you two met at Rika’s apartment, you realized he was no bartender, but he’s still the hottest and smartest guy you’ve ever seen.

Saeran

  • He was at this bar looking for a possible target. Everybody here felt hopeless.
  • Especially this tipsy girl who sat next to him in the balcony and… looked straight at him and… smiled. Ugh… what is wrong with you?
  • “Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lame is this band playing right now?” “11” you laughed, and he felt… surprised, he never made anyone laugh.
  • “The guitar player is my friend’s ex. Isn’t he pathetic? Look at him! He thinks he’s so punk and edgy, but my friend told me all about the hissy fit he put when a cockroach showed up in his apartment. He CALLED HER to go help him!” he nods, not sure on what to say.
  • “How old is he? 45?” he asks. “No! He’s not even 30!” “Oh… so what’s with the mullet?” you laugh again, and he chuckles.“And he’s such a prick! You have no fucking clue! Ugh… why do great people settle with garbage relationships for so long?” “You never know what someone is thinking, I guess.”
  • “Yeah… what are you thinking?” “Right now? Paradise.” “Wow… that’s deep, what’s in paradise?” “So much happiness and peace you feel like never walking away.” “Hum… sounds like a dream.” “You think so?” “Yeah…” interesting…
  • “What are you thinking?” he needs to know more about you. “Me? Hum… that my friend and you could really get along, it would be nice for her having a little taste of paradise after so much garbage.”
  • “What?” “Just wait here, I’ll bring her so you two can meet.” What? He doesn’t care about no friend of yours! He barely cares about you! Though you looked really interested in paradise before…his paradise…
  • So he already knew what to do. But you did too, so you brought your friend and let him alone with her, winking playfully, Shit!
  •  After a little while, your friend met you next to the bathroom. “Hey! What are you doing here? I thought you were already going to paradise with the cute little punk there.” Your friend scoffs. “Paradise what? I mean, forget it, he was interested in you, anyway.” “In-in me? Nah, he wasn’t!” “He was, he even asked me for your number. So… good luck with that, the guy was kinda weird.”
  • Oh… you were going to need so much more than luck to escape from the paradise he was planning for you when the right moment would come…

anonymous asked:

i'm having a sad day :( can you reply w your favorite andre photos / gifs / videos or something that would brighten my day??

oh no :(( fear not, for i am about to flood your dash with andre (or at least as much as i have saved on my computer)

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i need to stop now this is already out of hand holy shit i love him so much i really hope this helped make your day happier anon cause it sure made my day much more pleasant

if you’re still not satisfied, go to my blog and go to the caps masterlist tab, and under the andre section (or even the team section) there’s lots of andre videos that you can watch

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So the above photos, this tweet, and some spirited conversations in the group chat led to this ficlet. Much contribution from @sidsknee and @ehghtyseven, the best bits were their ideas. Make sure you take a look at @sidsknee‘s AO3 here

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Shape of You

Geno feels like shit. The ice packs the trainers sent him back to the hotel with have gone warm. They’re going to take ages to refreeze in the tiny freezer of his mini fridge; and in the meantime, he’d like to maybe sleep, at some point. Their flight tomorrow is at ass’o’clock in the morning. He can’t wait to be back home. This entire road trip has been hellish, with tonight’s game the worst of all.

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anonymous asked:

Being part of the marauders and people always gossiping and thinking you're dating a different one each week and the week they start thinking it's James who you're dating, he goes along with it until even the other marauders are convinced that you guys are dating and when you tell them it's a joke, Peter kind of looks down, Remus looks between you two in shock while also giving James a kind of knowing look and Sirius just laughs. Like please. I need this to happen somewhere for someone.

I might write a fic about this because I love it so much 

we’ll see

ok

but it would be lots of: 

  • hand holding
  • “No, really, we’re in love!” 
  • his arm is constantly around you
  • suddenly he just wants to cuddle you everywhere????
  • “James, I’m trying to eat lunch”
  • “But we’re in love”
  • pretending to get jealous
  • “Padfoot, stop hitting on my girlfriend”
  • actually getting mad when other guys flirt with you because
  • “they don’t know it’s a joke! They think we’re actually in a relationship and they’re going after you anyway!”
  • pretend love notes that look beautiful and romantic, but usually consist of “did you write down the homework” 

And when finally everyone is convinced, you’re telling the other marauders you’re just joking and they’re genuinely shocked

  • “Wait, really?” 
  • “Shit, Moony! Give me my 5 galleons back, I told you she wouldn’t go for him!” 
  • “Did you guys make a bet about us actually getting together?!”
  • James is offended 
  • “What do you mean she wouldn’t go for me?!”
  • “Well, we’ve all pretty much figured that Prongs is in love with you, Padfoot just figured you’d have higher standards.”
  • And James would be all hurt
  •  “Pads! I am bloody fantastic”
  • “Sure you are, mate. Y/N is just out of your league.”
  • “She is not!”

But then the joke would be over. And everything is weird bc James isn’t constantly by your side pestering you for your pretend affection. And you realize that you actually liked fake-dating James. And then 

  • “holy shit, I’m in love with him” 
  • and you’re freaked out because he’s James
  • and he’s your best friend, this is so messed up
  • he’s James
  • Who likes James????
  • you do
  • you really really like him
  • because he’s James
  • and then you’re worried because it’s gonna ruin everything
  • these feelings are going to ruin your life
  • except about an hour after you realize it, he comes up to you
  • “I’m gonna need you to be my actual girlfriend because this whole ‘not being together’ thing is not working for me at all”

Remus gets his 5 galleons back

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OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS VIDEO OKAY

(A/N: I’m also using the official screenplay for this scene to describe some of the actions)

Right, so in this scene you have the two couples of the movie – Newt/Tina and Jacob/Queenie.

First of all, let’s start with the obvious Jacob/Queenie in the scene:

  • The screenplay states that they are “getting on famously” – he’s watching her intently as she talks, hanging onto every word she says and clearly taking an interest in what she’s saying.
  •  He obviously feels sad for her (and Tina) when she tells him about their parents because she says “oh, you’re sweet!”
  • Then he says to her, “Could you stop reading my mind for a second?” – she looks a little offended, a little upset, and that’s probably because she’s used to people asking her to stop reading their minds even though she can’t help it. He sees that because he hurriedly says “Don’t get me wrong, I love it!” – and she giggles (HER GIGGLE IS EVERYTHING OH MY GOD)
  • As written in the screenplay: “QUEENIE giggles, delighted, captivated by JACOB” – SHE IS CAPTIVATED BY HIM, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
  • Jacob compliments her on her cooking, saying that it’s “the best meal” he’s ever had – and he’d know because he’s a cook as well; Queenie obviously knows this because she’s so touched and laughs “Oh, you slay me!”.
  • “I ain’t never talked to a No-Maj before!” – don’t you just love how Queenie is as interested in his life as a No-Maj as he is in her life as a witch? It’s so wonderful how they take a genuine interest in each other’s lives from the very start
  • Screenplay: “QUEENIE and JACOB gaze into each other’s eyes” :’)
  • “I am NOT flirting!” – oh, but you kind of are? Just a bit?
  • Screenplay: “JACOB is suddenly very pale and sweaty again, although still trying to look good for QUEENIE”.
  • Queenie immediately appears concerned and asks “Oh, hey, you okay, honey?”
  • JACOB IS IN A PINK BED READING WHAT IS PROBABLY ONE OF QUEENIE’S BOOKS AND WHAT IS PROBABLY HER SLIP AT THE END OF THE BED LIKE DO NOT TOUCH ME
  • SCREENPLAY: “As TINA shuts the door, JACOB gets a quick glimpse of QUEENIE in the other room, wearing a much less demure dressing gown”
  • “Thanks…very much” *obviously staring at Queenie*
  • Queenie knows – of course – and she’s fucking beaming at him like a saint, I LOVE IT

Like, seriously, this scene is so wonderful for them :3

Now we have Newt and Tina’s slightly more subtle relationship emerging:

  • Not really a Newtina thing, but Tina’s face when Queenie says “Tina is the career girl” – like, gosh, absolute FUCKING cinnamon roll right there. And don’t you love how it cuts to a shot of Newt reacting as well? JJJ
  • THEY ARE BOTH JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE DURING THE DINNER SCENE HOLY SHIT – it’s like, WHY AM I WATCHING THEM FLIRT?!
  • When Jacob says “this meal is insanely good”, Tina looks over at Newt – the filmmakers didn’t put shots of them sharing looks for no reason, THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON FOR A SHOT
  • Screenplay: “NEWT and TINA sit opposite each other, uncomfortably silent in the presence of such affectionate behaviour”
  • Tina is totally wishing she could flirt like Queenie in this scene, don’t lie, which is why Queenie then announces “I am NOT flirting!”
  • And then Tina looks totally embarrassed because Newt looks at her like “???” and she’s like “FUUUUCCK”
  • She takes a really long moment to start speaking, it’s like “okay, how do I recover from this, how do I pretend I wasn’t just thinking about cute his freckles are in the candlelight”
  • Screenplay: “TINA looks put out.”
  • Can we appreciate how she offers Newt (and Jacob) the bedroom, like, she barely knows them and yet she offers them beds.
  • “Okay, you guys can bunk in here” – Newt looks kind of like “…Oh…right…”
  • Tina then tilts her head, and I honestly think she’s thinking to herself in a small voice “I’m just trying to be nice though”.
  • NEWT IS TUCKED IN A BLUE BED NEXT TO A BOOK CASE. THAT IS FORESHADOWING AND I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE – WHEN I THINK TINA, I THINK BLUE AND GREY AND BOOKS.
  • Tina knocking on the door “tentatively” (screenplay words, not mine!)
  • SCREENPLAY: “TINA, with some frustration, pointedly places his cup on the bedside table”
  • She’s noticeably irritated that he doesn’t even react or move (again, screenplay says it)

I JUST LOVE THIS SCENE OKAY

[Brief fic-ization of @cityinthesea‘s amnesia-based DirkJake AU. Tentatively titled “let’s watch natalie really go to town on City’s Dirk-looks-at-Jake-like-he-hung-the-stars line.” Mostly just me wanting to write Dirk waking up in the hospital with Jake.]


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Plastic stars are pretty in the innocent, easily impressed view of a child who doesn’t understand the underlying mechanics of glow-in-the-dark paint or underpaid foreign workers. Dirk is a mechanic, he knows that. He knows about phosphors. He knows about broken labor laws. But in the blurred haze after an indeterminate sleep he’s content to simply lay back and bathe in artificial starlight.

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nonstop-laurens  asked:

Gimme ur memery hell headcanons *slides u $50*

HEH HEM HERE WE GO!

  • they have this thing called ‘Double O-Mode’ aka Overbearing and Overprotective Mode and it kicks into gear whenever the other is sad or anxious or anythng and they did it before they started dating too the only different is now it’s not just being a mad hype man and holding the other but there is some good smooches too
  • they’ve had a secret handshake sincethe first day they met. it takes aproxx 2 minutes and 12 secs to do and they r literally whezzing by the end. they show up to class late bc its bad fucking luck to not finish the handshake.
  • jeremy is rly clingly. like annoyingly so he never lets go of michael’s hand or arm and he’s always leaning on him and acts like if he’s not leached onto michael he will drop dead
  • theyve been doing couples costumes on halloween ever since they were kids (minus the cursed year). they r all super fucking dumb (they show up to their first college halloween party w/ jeremy having a fucking outlet on his ass and and michael having the plug where his dick is) but they plan them out the whole year before and r so excited when they can finally wear them
  • michael cried throughout jeremy’s entire bar mitzvah like even when he was on the dance floor he was bustin a tear bc he’s weepy and loves his best friend 
  • speaking of jeremy’s bar mitzvah during his speech when he’s thanking michael he starts crying and they have to hug it out for a solid 3 minutes before he could finsih
  • it took jeremy so long to realize that his feelings for michael werent platonic bc he was always trying to fight the whole gross idea that bros cant be soft with eachother and shit w/o being gay so he thought all his urges where just him tryin to be real and soft and Not A Typical Dude Bro but he’s rly just gay
  • they always look at eachother with so much fucking love in their eyes like michael so much as glances in the direction of his bf and brooke is groaning ‘get a room holy shit!’
  • michael! loves! giving! hickeys! and! jeremy! loves! having! them! and like jeremy gets super embarassed when someone points them out but refuses to cover them (michael gets highfives from jake over them like everyday)
  • jeremy’s snapchat story always has a bunch of sappy shit of michael like pics of him with captions like ‘i am so lucky WOW’ and pics of them kissing and cuddling while michael just has videos of jeremy screaming at 3am high off his ass ‘IVE ONLY JACKED OFF TO FURRY PORN ONCE I JUST WANTED TO TRY IT IM NOT A FURRY’ 
  • they shotgun everytime they smoke together. its law bc i said so.
  • michael is a stress baker so basically jeremy has an endless supply of delicious baked goods
  • thursday nights are their out of the house date nights and they usually go rollerskating (it has everything. rollerskating. neonlights. popcorn. arcade games. a weird smell. makes them horny for romance)
  • they get kicked out of hoco their senior year for grinding on eachother to africa by toto
  • michael once tried to slip his hand into jeremy’s back pocket and pulled his pants down in the middle of a group hang out at a bowling alley. now everyone knows about jeremy’s troll face boxers.