holy shit how is this even possible

anonymous asked:

(Last anon again) I've just been reading the posts about it, and my deepest condolences to him and his wife. But holy shit, it's unbelievable that anyone could possibly think saying something like that is even remotely acceptable! No decency whatsoever....

You know what the kicker is? A lot of these people hate Snyder because They apparently think his version of Superman isn’t heroic enough or find his worldview cynical. Yet They act in a manner that completely flies in the face of how They say heroes should act. The hypocrisy and dissonance is just astounding.

If Superman were real, he’d be absolutely disgusted with Them.

Human

Originally posted by saywhatme

Human: One

Pairing: Jungkook x reader [feat: Taehyung, Yoongi, and Namjoon]
Genre: Fluff, Angst, Smut. Ability!AU Scifi!AU
Word Count: 5.9k

“what is it like to even be human?”

All Jungkook could remember were the events that was being unfolded right in front of him, everything else being untraceable. Being forced into a war he wasn’t even aware that was happening, being paired up with Taehyung and Yoongi during this ‘war’. They were pushed into this, being forced to kill the unknown enemy, relying on their so called abilities to keep them safe. Many questions were left unanswered, that was until he met you. More questions raised up, more confusion being added, and only a few things being answered. How can you tell the difference between human, and non-human?

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Me: How long have we known each other? You know I don’t drink coffee.
R: I didn’t realize you didn’t drink it at all.
Me: Not at all. I honestly don’t even register it on my radar as a possibility.
R: Is there a Starbucks near your place?
Me: I….I don’t know.
R: Holy shit, I was joking, but you really don’t know.

It’s nice that after nearly ten years of friendship, we still surprise each other :D 

Kaeri’s Otayuri Fic Rec List #4

Hello my lovelies! It’s Saturday which means… another Otayuri fic rec list YAY!!! I’m SO, SO proud of this fandom HOLY SHIT I can’t believe that within a month since episode 10 of YOI aired, we’ve already churned out this much amazing content…!!! I love you guys so much!!! <3

Okay, now get ready for my weekly screaming (tho I’m going to try, key word being TRY, to be more coherent)…

Under your skin the moon is alive. (oneshot, mature) by @dawnstruck

WELP. IF I THOUGHT THE FIRST PART KILLED ME THEN THE SECOND PART KILLED ME EVEN MORE UMMMM HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? Dawnstruck is probably one of my all time favorite fic writers their writing is SO gorgeous and exquisite I’M SOBBING GO READ HER WRITING RIGHT THIS INSTANT I DEMAND YOU

i walk my days on a wire (twoshot, mature) by @idrilka

THE PINING. THE AWKWARDNESS. THE UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION. THE EVENTUALLY RESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION. THE BEAUTIFUL WRITING AND CHARACTERIZATION. GOOD FUCKING BYE WORLD THIS FIC KILLED ME

We fit together (oneshot, sfw) by Llama_and_Lion

I FUCKING DIED READING THIS FIC. I CHOKED ON THE SHEER AMOUNT OF FLUFF. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD SOMETHING SO SWEET AND PRECIOUS EVEN EXIST ON THIS EARTH??? I FEEL SO BLESSED??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Time Enough (oneshot, mature) by Beltenebra

I’M SCREAMING. THIS IS SO, SO SWEET YET HOT SET ME ON FIRE PLS??? THE FLUFF IS TOO REAL I’M CRYING I HAVE NO WORDS

for the rest of my days (oneshot, sfw) by my dearest @altisetsky

THIS FIC FUCKED ME UP SO HARD THE CENTRAL FOCUS ISN’T EVEN REALLY OTAYURI BUT THIS FIC IS SO, SO AMAZING OKAY GO READ IT FOR THE MILA AND YURI FRIENDSHIP FEELS YOU WILL FUCKING DIE I PROMISE

icarus, point to the sun (oneshot, mature) by @humanthyla

BEKA MOTHERFUCKING WON GOLD FUCK YEAHHHHHH MY BOI FINALLY GOT THE GOLD HE DESERVES I’M SOBBING??? ALSO… PROUD BOYFRIEND YURI??? BOTTOM!BEKA??? GOLD METAL KINK??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Kotyonok (oneshot, sfw) by Bricker

I’M SCREECHING HAHA, this fic was so funny, witty and just really fun to read? OTABEK AND YURI AWKWARDLY FLIRTING IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD I SWEAR TO GOD

fingers crossed my obsession with you is tameable (oneshot, mature) by @yourplisetsky

THIS FIC. ENDED ME. OH MY GOD. IT’S SO FREAKING CUTE AND HOT OH MY GOD I WAS AGGRESSIVELY FANNING MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME HELP ME I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

Impulsive (oneshot, mature) by my dearest @nooowestayandgetcaught

I’M SHRIEKING THIS IS GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE!!! I AM ON FIRE HOLY SHIT… also… pay attention to what Yuri is ranting about… COUGHS

i’d still dance with you (oneshot, mature) by @hawberries

I SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS FIC DYING YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND I STILL CAN’T COHERENTLY EXPRESS HOW AMAZING THIS FIC IS (also… the writer is an AMAZING ARTIST how the fuck are people so multi-talented I swear to god)

Gravity (oneshot, mature) by @fahye

THIS IS SUCH A CREATIVE AND BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN FIC??? Oh my god, the characterization is so great and it’s so awesome watching Otabek and Yuri’s relationship progress over the years…!!! A+++ WOULD RECOMMEND

cast your spell (oneshot, sfw) by @actualbird

THIS FIC WAS SO LOVELY…!!! Such a cute magic AU! I love how Otabek and Yuri develop their friendship so naturally and easily IT’S REALLY, REALLY CUTE AND ADORABLE <3

otabekaltindaily reblogged your post (ongoing, sfw) by @mighty-poffertjes

THE SOCIAL MEDIA FIC I’VE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKING FOR. WE CAN ALL RELATE TO KNUCKLEVINES I MEAN #OTABEKALTINDEFENSESQUAD FOR LIFE??? ALSO, WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR BEKA’S FANCLUB???

Darts Made of Hummingbirds (oneshot, sfw) by LiviKate

THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD I really love how this fic addresses Yuri’s growing and changing body! And how Otabek is MORE THAN OKAY WITH IT YEAH SON YOUR BOI IS GROWING INTO A MAN HEH 8D

Wow… okay, so I tried to be more coherent but it DIDN’T WORK. I don’t think I’m very good at containing my feelings. OH WELL.

I REALLY WANTED TO ADD MORE BUT I’M SO TIRED RIGHT NOW SO… see you next Saturday! <3

Please go and kudos all of these lovely fics! Also, please, PLEASE comment if you can; all these writers deserve so much love, support and praise for their hard work.

A huge thank you to all the writers on this list (and all fanfic writers in general) for sharing their beautiful creations with us! I love and appreciate you guys so much <3

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Name: Not to the Sickbay you say?
Pairing: Bones x Reader
Summary: the reader is on a mission with Kirk and gets badly hurt. However, she refuses to go tot he sickbay, so Kirk slowly realizes that she got a huge crush on Bones, so he decides to help the two idiots.

You always knew that Monday was not your lucky day, but today was special - since the very moment when you woke up (and found Sulu’s crazy plant in your shoes) your day has been getting worse, and a huge stone falling on your hip during a two-men mission was only a logical continuation of the day.

“Y/N, you are an incredibly lucky person,” Kirk sits down by your side, injecting you with a strong painkiller. “If you made a hundred more meters in any direction, the Enterprise would be able to beam us up, but… Here we are.”

“I am sorry, captain,” you mumble, and Kirk sighs, taking a communicator out. “W-what are you doing?”

“Asking our lovely doctor to come and cut your leg off, of course. Y/N, I simple will call McCoy and ask him to get here, so that he can fix your leg immediately after I cut the stone. He said that’s how I should do it, plus it’s the only way you will keep your leg after we are done.”

“Could you… could you ask anyone but Doctor McCoy to come?” you ask quietly, and Kirk closes his communicator, quite interested in what you have to say.

“Now, what did Bones do? He wasn’t mean on purpose, you know. It’s just his personality,” you shake your head, and Kirk keeps guessing. “Afraid of him? Y/N, he is probably the sweetest person on the whole ship. No?” you shake our head again, feeling how the stone starts pressing more on the legs and stomach. “Y/N, if you don’t have a reason serious enough, I will call him immediately. I am only allowed to get up to three people on the planet, and Bones is probably the only one who can properly deal with everything that is wrong with you right now,” you stay quiet. “Oh, you couldn’t fall for him, could you?!” and you blush so hard, Kirk start laughing, so proud of his deduction skills. “You actually fell for Bones? That’s why all the complications?” you stay quiet, but still blushing. “Can I call the Sickbay now?”

“Anyone but McCoy,” you murmur, and Kirk waves his hand at you, amused by the romantic feelings that his friend could provoke in anyone. “Captain, please!”

“Mister Spock, we need medical assistance down here… No, I am fine… Yes, send the doctor as soon as possible,” Kirk closes the communicator and looks at you. “How did you manage?”

“Well, I am an extremely lucky person,” you grin.

“You bet you are,” McCoy enters the ‘cave’ and sighs at your ‘comfortable’ position. “Jim, you have to take care of your team, not murder them.”

“Holy shit,” you whisper and look at Kirk, trying to retell how much you hate him right now, but Jim simply shrugs his shoulders, as if saying ‘not my fault, I asked them to send a doctor.’

“I haven’t even started, Y/N, stay down and breathe deeply,” Bones kneels next to you and quickly checks your pulse and overall health. “Yeah, Jim, she is alright, just lift the stone, and I’ll take care of the bones.”

“What’s wrong with the bones?”

“Oh, they are simply crushed. If I do not block the flow of blood as soon as captain takes the weight off, the pieces may very well end up in very, very bad places,” McCoy sighs again. “How did you even manage?”

“She is an extremely lucky person,” Kirk answers for you and raises his phaser, ready to vanish the rock. “Ready?”

“Sure,” Bones takes your hand, allowing for you to grab his sleeve, squeezing it as hard as possible, as the weight disappears, and the painkillers magically stop working, almost murdering you with the pain. “Shh,” Bones quickly injects you with something, stroking your forehead with a free hand. “It’s ok. Let me take a look now,” he frees his hands and cuts your uniform to get access to the injury, then whistles, looking back at your face.

“That bad?” he nods quietly. “Fixable?”

“Yes,” he starts quickly covering the injury with some sticky glue, then quickly attaches a small blinking mechanism to your hips, which quickly expanded and locked your legs in the same position. “Do not move.”

“I was going to go for a run,” you murmur, and Bones grins, appreciating your attitude, then quickly strokes your forehead with his thumb.

“We have to get back on board,” Kirk interrupts you, and McCoy agrees, as they both carefully lift you and carry out of the cave.

“All I had to do to get two people carry me around is get hurt,” you joke. “If only I knew about it before the mission.”

“Three to beam up,” Kirk says loudly, as Bones makes you stand up next to him, so that he holds you with both hands in order for you not to fall down.

“On scale from one to ten, how much does it hurt?” he asks you quietly, trying to almost lift you of the ground, to reduce the weight on the legs.

“About six,” you murmur, your hands wrapped around his shoulders.

“That’s good… I mean, it’s bad that it hurts, but good that it’s not ten,” you laugh, and Bones flinches, as your breath tickles his neck. “Sorry.”

“That’s… That’s alright,” McCoy tightens his grip on your waist, as you get transported on the Enterprise, and a second later, the medical team helps you get down on the stretcher, and they rush to the Sickbay.

“Why the rush?”

“Because I gave you a very strong sedative, so you wouldn’t feel it even if I cut your legs off… Which is literally happening right now,” quickly answers Bones. “I also blocked the flow of blood, so that the bone pieces as well as the possible virus do not enter the intestines…”

“Sounds sweet,” you answer, already terrified of dying. Bones takes your hand and strokes your palm.

“Y/N. It will be fine. I am not letting you lose your legs. I am doctor, this is my job. Clear?” you nod quickly, as you get to the Sickbay, and the team helps you get on the bed, and McCoy is about to sedate you.

“Doctor,” you look him in the eye. “Will I be ok?”

“You will be great,” he answers calmly. “All you should do is trust me,” he covers your face with the mask and starts the countdown until you fall asleep. “I got your back.”


You woke up two days laters, you legs tied together and hanging in the air.

“Look who’s back,” McCoy takes a look at you and smiles. “How are we feeling?”

“Painfully alive,” you answer, as Bones takes the readings from the apparatus and smiles at you.

“Before you ask. You will walk again,” you smile happily.

“Thank you, doctor,” you pretend to try to kneel, and he giggles.

“I will need you to come in at least twice a week, so that I can clear you to get back on duty, but I did talk to captain about you. He agreed to let you stay off duty for a few weeks, so you will stay in Sickbay and help me,” you grin, trying not to show how happy you are to be there (and you also realize that Kirk probably is doing that solely because he knows about your crush).

“Doctor McCoy, if you want me to spend more time here, all you have to do is ask,” Bones smiles again, quickly pats you on the shoulder, then heads out of the room, mumbling something about the job.

“Get better there,” you rest your head on the pillow and sigh, realizing that the following few weeks will be hard. And painful. And full of your hopeless and bad flirting, hidden in sarcasm and endless blushing.

wouldn’t you get a yeast infection from the sugar… ..
keep smarties far from your hooha folks
also i did everyone for this because it was really fun to do!! it’s kind of short just because it’s hard when i think a lot of people would react the same.

// nsfw



Zen:

- NIPPLE PASTIES WITH CANDY TASSELS LMAOO


- it brings back his flashbacks of when he was drunk and wore a candy g string to a party once
he would too don’t you lie to yourself


- He does spit everywhere and it’s sort of awkward to eat all of the candy since it’s hard candy?? and he doesn’t want to.. well; you know, bite you. But boy does he try. Yeah it’s messy and sticky but still really nice. He’ll still always like playing around with whipped cream over this, but hey he’s down to do this again.

Jumin:

- Papa Jumin can roll with anything so he’s not phased

- Sure it’s surprising.. But he finds it enjoyable. Even amusing, how cute of you to think of something so silly. But holy shit with him it’s literal heaven? He’s the king of slow foreplay so hardcandy in his way makes it even more slower. But in the best possible way.

- The only one that doesn’t really drool a lot. Must be magic.

- But no; never again will you get that because Elizabeth the 3rd found she likes your new toys too. He found her eating a pair of pasties and that was the last of the ordeal. Curse you Elizabeth the 3rd.


Yoosung:

- THE BOY LOVES IT

- Candy + MC = Heaven !!
sure it’s super surprising at first, but then when he tastes you PLUS the candy it’s absolutely amazing.
comes to prefer it, if you do. actually might want some of his own.. lolol

- It’s something he likes, so he’d be down to do it again. Just no licorice, he hates that stuff.



Jaehee:

- TAKE THAT OFF YOULL GET A YEAST INFECTION

- momma jaehee is saving you here please listen to her

- Hey but nipple pasties? she’s down. It’s hard candy so again, takes a pretty long time to melt but she doesn’t really mind. It’s not something she’d like to be frequent but it was pretty cute this one time– She’ll let it slide.

- Won’t wear any herself even if you try to get her to. No way. She’s not trying to cosplay candy-land the game over here.

Seven:

- No no. Try honey buddha lingerie. Much better.

- Seriously though; He’d love it. It would be silly as always with Seven, he’d want to pretend he’s a monster coming to eat up the pretty little damsel in distress. And he ends up doing so.. just in a different way lolol

- Yes, he’ll snack on them later. Or wear it himself– He really likes this. Look at the monster you’ve created

V:

- For your sake, he’ll go with it. But he thinks it’s difficult, he’s drooling everywhere and it’s not exactly the most pleasant. Since the candy is super sticky when wet.

- Is this what the kinky folks do? is this what it’s like?

- He cant really be serious about it. I mean, he just cracks some jokes. He tries his best but it’s pretty hard. All in good fun though, he’s a sweetheart.

- Probably got those little candy bracelets from sunday school– and they taste exactly the same. he doesn’t need church flashbacks in the bedroom right now, save him.

Saeran:

- Confused and scared because he’s so used to lace or something like that but there’s.. candy? instead?

- He’d try but he’s usually fast so he’d end up ripping it off and getting to the point pretty quickly.

- But he might snack on them later, much to your horror lolol

nice to meet you

requested by anonymous

skam au in which the boy squad walks back into kollektivet after isak kicks them out in 7:10 (aka holy shit isak is in here making out with a 97′ boy)


The boys waited. They really did.

For at least 3 minutes, they stood outside of the flat and waited for Isak to come out. 

How long could it possibly take to make up with a boy? 

They were cold, and Magnus was only wearing one shoe, and Mahdi had left his phone on the table, so they couldn’t just leave.

So, instead of doing what they probably should have done, the boys headed back up to the flat and picked the lock on the door, letting themselves back inside.

They weren’t sure what they were expecting, but it definitely wasn’t to find Isak pressed against the wall, a third-year boy pinning him, his lips on Isak’s neck. The two were so caught up in each other that it took almost a full minute for one of them to notice the three boys standing awkwardly in the doorway, all in various states of shock.

Isak saw them first, his eyes going wide, and he pushed Even away, hands immediately going down to his jeans, zipping them back up. Even frowned, confused, before following Isak’s gaze to the boys.

Isak’s cheeks flamed red, but Even took it in stride, and smiled.

“How did you get in?” Isak exclaimed. Mahdi and Jonas looked to Magnus, who gave an embarrassed smile.

“Picked the lock.” He said.

“If we had known you were getting some in here, we’d have stayed out.” Jonas said.

Isak was quiet for a moment, eyes wide, before he finally unfroze and looked to Even, clearing his throat.

“Uh-this is-“

“Even.” Even said, stepping forward and holding his hand out to shake. The boys shook, all the while Isak watched silently as the others introduced themselves.

Once they were finished, they all stood around, no one quite sure what to do.

“So, we’ll just head out.” Jonas said after a moment. Even arched his brows, looking over at Isak, then back at the boys.

“Yeah, we’re gonna go.” Magnus said, piggybacking off of Jonas. Mahdi left for the kitchen, grabbing his phone, while Magnus grabbed his shoe from the door.

Isak and Even escorted them to the door, where the squad politely excused themselves.

Once they were gone and the door was shut, Even turned to Isak with a smile.

“They seem chill.” Even said.

Isak made a face. “Shut up.” He said, and pulled Even back to him.

Thermal Equilibrium

Happy Valentine’s day take this silly ficlet.

Also from my spirit AU because Jack and Gabe are just??? I love them

It all began only two weeks into SEP.

Gabriel was still trying to figure his roommate out. The blond farm boy looked more like he should be in an IT school than the military. It was a good thing he never said that, or he’d be eating his own words on the first day of training. The guy could use some more work on his upper body but he outran everyone without breaking a sweat.

How was he that fast?

He didn’t bother Gabriel much. A bit chatty and certainly nosy but he respected Gabriel’s space. At first that was fine, as Gabriel wanted to stick to himself.

Jack Morrison, however, had piqued Gabriel’s curiosity.

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So I’m not 100% sure of this or if someone has point this out but consider this..This is the visual novel before the game branches either to 707 or Jumin’s route. With the whole theory and such going around that Seven is aware of the whole reset stuff… What if this visual novel is actually him.. I know Rika said some similar stuff but i just get a feeling that this is not her.. They leave the name as (???)
So what if it’s Seven hinting the multiple times MC may play the game.. Especially on deep route. Meaning that he wants to experience all the good times with MC all over again… And before the game branches.. To promise him to meet him again.. To promise him you’ll take his route again.. To promise him that you’ll love him again..

Like I said.. I’m just putting this out there with the whole reset theories I’ve seen lately.. But geez… My heart aches just thinking of the possibilities.

I am legit hurt and this isn’t even real life!!! Mystic Messenger has emotionally ruined me! :(

(707 SPOILERS) Edit: HOLY SHIT I have analyzed this a little bit more and ok listen. You know how Seven and MC talked about marrying in the space station and on this visual novel it says “back on Earth” !!!1! Meaning that after he asked you to marry him (in after ending) even though it wasn’t in actual space station… Marrying there was a 707 & MC thing and he is most likely referring after the marriage up there, to meet again back on earth to pick his route & love him again and such!! Argh!! I’m so emotional!! (I know I didn’t word this correctly but I hope you understood what I meant. I need sleep. Too much feels)
How Did We End Up Here?

(I SUCK AT TITLES I KNOW)

Hello! This is my first SnowBaz imagine that I’ve ever written and posted. I tried to make as little mistakes as I could. If you find any, sorry about that! If this sucks, I apologize for that too. I hope you like it! xx

Word count: 1,522

Warnings: cursing, kissing (lots of kissing)

I’m just borrowing (as Cath would say) Rainbow Rowell’s characters :D

(I literally said “fuck it i’m just gonna post this” before posting this so y’all know i didn’t check this one more time.) (IM SO NERVOUS.) (FEEDBACK WILL BE MUCH APPRECIATED.)


BAZ

I can feel it. His eyes following every move my hand makes as I paint my mother’s portrait. His magic like pins prickling on my skin. His presence making me feel like I’m alive – even if I’m not.

“Don’t you have other things to do?” I make it sound smug as best as I could.

“She’s beautiful.” No, Simon. You are.

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swiped right ch1

hey asshole i posted the first part of my hell javid tinder au where jack texts like a terrible straight white boy and it can also be found on ao3 here 

David Jacobs can’t 100% explain how he ended up pressed against his college roommate in their dorm, both peering at his phone and sortingthrough a mess of hot boys in a 50 mile radius of where they were sitting, but Davey sure wasn’t complaining. 

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so my friend Pyro messaged me earlier this week and was like “that airbrush I gave you back in august on your birthday? That wasn’t your main gift. That was a side gift. Your main gift finally arrived, so Rhi’s going to bring it to you at the weekend”. Oh boy, I thought. What possible gift could be even better than an airbrush? APPARENTLY THIS

The art in this book is genuinely distressing. I don’t mean regular how to draw manga bad, I mean, this is a whole other level. Just look at the photos. Holy fucking shit. This is the most incredible book I’ve ever owned

anonymous asked:

Doesn't Reiner go back to saying in his internal monolog that he wants to marry Christa though?

(I’m assuming you haven’t read the manga)

Krista tries to make herself be as pure and as much of a martyr as possible, as Ymir points out in this episode.  Even Armin, who literally never shows attraction to anyone, admits Krista is cute.  It’s her main character trait (and flaw).  So I don’t see Reiner’s “gotta marry her” line as him being really attracted to her as much as its like a gut reaction. Like she’s being sooo kind to him and trying to be so self-sacrificing that he’s overcome with emotion.  Also he didn’t look lovestruck, he looked shocked, like “holy shit Krista you are tearing your clothes apart for me?!”

That’s how I took it. It becomes a bit more clear in a couple of episodes.

Why Diablo 3’s Imperius is a poor baby and justified in hating you all.

After playing through Diablo 3 a few times with Silas, I’ve found that I actually have a lot of sympathy for the archangel of valor. He hates humans, he hates them SO MUCH, but y’know…I can’t really blame him. I mean, just look at the shit he’s gone through.

Archangel Inarius: Imma steal the worldstone out from underneath the raging armies of heaven and hell and just fuck the Eternal Conflict and actually fuck Mephisto’s daughter yeah that sounds like an awesome plan how can this possibly go wrong.
Imperius: What the shit bro?!? No! stop that! Why would you—DON’T STICK YOUR DICK IN THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

That’s how it starts. And then Imperius sees the Nephalem, which are admittedly terrifyingly powerful halfbreed spawn. 

Imperius: YOU REPRODUCED HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE OH EW EW EW EW EW EW KILL IT WITH HOLY FIRE.

And then, when Imperius is a little calmer, he actually tries to fix it. 

Imperius: Okay guys, this is salvagable. Inarius, just come home, we’ll destroy your half demon abominations and pretend that this never– 
Tyrael: What? No, genocide is wrong. 
Auriel: Besides, they’re kind of cute and they could use their power to help us. Let’s keep them. 
Imperius: Are you fucking kidding me.

And then he loses the vote to destroy the Nephalem, so he throws his hands in the air and is like: 

Imperius: FINE! But we’re using the Worldstone to cage their freakish power. That way they’ll go from being TERRIFYING MONSTER CHILDREN THAT COULD MURDER US ALL to just being disgusting mutants and I guess I can live with that as long as I don’t have to see their stupid ugly faces UGH faces.

And that actually works for a while until Tyrael gets himself trapped and Baal manages to corrupt the Worldstone that the humans were SUPPOSED to be GUARDING. 

And Tyrael’s solution was to SMASH IT TO PIECES. The thing that the hosts of Heaven and Hell had been fighting over since almost the dawn of time.

Imperius takes exception to this.

Imperius: You BROKE THE WORLDSTONE WHY. Tyrael. Tyrael you are grounded.
Tyrael: You can’t ground me! I’m grounding myself! *plummets to Sanctuary*

So at this point, Imperius has lost two of his archangel siblings and the entire Worldstone and it can all be traced to the humans.

But at least they’re still just useless worthless humans, right?

Except the Worldstone got smashed so now actual Nephalem are being born again

Oh well at least the main three Prime Evils are dead and soul-smashed, right? Diablo is gone at leas–

Oh wait no, because Adria saw that coming and set up an elaborate trap and thanks to her and your Nephalem player characters Diablo is back. As all seven prime evils combined. 

All of which Imperius learns about the time that Diablo shishkabobs him and smashes through the gates of heaven.

Imperius is already not having a good day. So it really shouldn’t be much of a surprise when the next assholes to walk through those smashed gates (while heaven is in the process of being slaughtered by the armies of hell) are a party of Nephalem.

So his reaction to you is actually pretty tame when you think about it.

Imperius: YOU. Get out. OUT.
Player Characters: Uh…no? We’re uh, we’re trying to help you with your Diablo probl–
Imperius: NO GET OUT I AM DONE WITH YOU THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GET OFF MY LAWN.
Player Characters: Dude chill, we’re on a time limit here–
Imperius: I WILL FIGHT YOU!

And then, before Imperius can vent the rage and frustration he’s been holding in for thousands of years, Diablo smashes the crystal arch and Imperius crumples to the ground with his wings all tattered and broken.

And the player characters just walk over him on their way to the final boss.

Imperius hates you. He hates you so much and I cannot blame him.

And it just gets worse in the expansion.

IMAGINE

You meeting them at a costume party and positively raving over how good they look, complimenting them and just generally just being a ray of sunlight.

LEONARDO
“Oh my God, your costume is amazing!!”
He had heard this sentence at least seven time in the past hour, or at least some form of it. And to be honest, it was getting annoying. He inhales and turns, ready to force a smile and thank you.
Whatever negative feelings he had at the time completely drained away when he laid eyes on you.
You didn’t wear a costume, just a comfy tee and some jeans, but honestly you were *breathtaking*. It wasn’t love at first sight, but the emotion was surely creeping up on him as throughout the night you would just come back and talk with him, or compliments parts of his ‘costume’.
He was sad when they had to leave, and before doing made to get your name and number.

RAPHAEL
“Holy shit…your costume is hella!”
Before him stood possibly the most attractive zombie he’d ever seen.
You were raving on gow his 'costume’ was the bomb and just how much you liked it. He wouldn’t admit it, but he blushed a little.
Throughout the night, you stook right there next to him, cracking jokes and telling stories. You were a bit of a chatterbox, but Raphael seemed to enjoy the attention.
Plus, you shared his kinda humour, [and are *reallly* attractive, even with the whole bleeding-from-your-eyeball thing]
Before he went home, he got your name and Mikey soon pointed out that you’d written your namber on his shell.
He’ll get you back for that.

MIKEY
“YOOOOO!! What kinda makeup are you using, this costume is the bomb!!”
He, once again, turns to enthusiastically thank you, but stops short when he gazes at what must be the most cutest vampire he’s ever seen. And he’s seen a lot.
He is surprisingly bashful in your presence, a tad self consciouse of what he does around you. He just met and he really, really, REALLY wants to make a good, lasting impression.
He doesn’t notice how your admiring him and when he dies he can’t help but grin and his face warms up.
Before he leaves [and he’s surprised that you stayed so long, just to talk to him, BUTTERFLIESS], he asks for your number and you ran around the house to find a pen and peice of paper, and scribbled it down, mumbling something about chicken scratch, before handing it to him.

Later he found out you got grounded four staying out four hours past your curfew. [Highkey worth it tho]

DONATELLO
“That costume is incredible! I think I’m in love!”
That took him completely aback. Suddenly he’s fumbly and fidgety and blushy because holy cow. You’re an angel. Well- you’re dressed as one but even so, you were drop dead gorgeous.
You go on to get the two of you drinks and ask about his costumes. He has to make up information about his 'costume’, and he’s so flustered when you praise him and losten so intently to what he’s saying.
He jokingly asks if you were really in love and you reapond by giving him your number and smiling. You left before him, and he quickly found his brothers and freaked out. Nerd. 😌

anonymous asked:

Imagine Shawn is feeling like a bad boyfriend because he's gonna be on tour for your birthday but you keep trying to tell him that it's fine and you are okay with it. Then ends flying you out to tour a day before your birthday. He's in Paris on tour and you guys go site seeing together and during the concert that night he shouts you out says how much he loves you 😍

“You guys are loud tonight, holy shit!”

*Crowd screams and Shawn’s smile turns - if possible - even wider*

“So, for this next songs, I’m going to need you guys to sing along really loud for me okay? This song, is for a very special someone here tonight that I love very much and you guys, can you guys help me show her just how much?”

*Crowd screams yes and you know Shawn’s talking about you. He finds your eyes in the mass of people, before smiling lovingly at you*

“Okay guys, let me hear you scream it out. This is Kid in Love”

#53- After an Injury (Sabriel)

Requested by @badwolfrunner for my kink list (master list here).

Warning: smut, dirty talk

Word Count: 1250ish

A/N: This is only the second time I’ve written Sabriel, but I kind of love them. Hope you enjoy! XOXO


“Owwww,” Sam groans, sweat breaking over his forehead as he grits his teeth through the pain.

“Oh, hush. You’re totally fine, you giant baby.” Gabriel’s tone is teasing, but his hands are gentle as he helps Sam lie down on his bed.

“I would be if you’d just heal me,” Sam huffs.

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