holy satan

Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to
  • Lose the newborn antichrist 
  • Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy 
  • Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
  • Turn fake guns into real guns
  • Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
  • Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
  • Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
  • Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world
Accidental Stabbing (Richie Tozier x Reader)

Richie Tozier x Fem!Reader

*Please don’t plagiarize my work, thank you :3*

Summary: You tried to stay out of trouble, really you did. But while running from Henry Bowers, you bump into the only group people who seemed to have noticed you since your arrival at Derry. One particularly stupid boy in thick glasses catches your attention as you ‘accidentally’ stab Henry. 

Warnings: Cursing, stabbing someone (I mean… duh), blood, mention of assault, mention of cult activities (it sounds worse that it is, but holy fuck I sound satanic).

Word Count: 1,312

Being a resident of Derry officially sucked ass. Seriously. You glanced behind you as you ran and saw that Henry Bowers was still close behind, shoving little kids and adults alike. Your head snapped back to face front and you prayed that your legs could carry you just a little bit more. Ever since moving here a two months ago, there were a specific group of people you knew to avoid, even if it meant always being quiet and keeping your head down. Not that you were quiet in real life, but it was best not to trigger the anger that you kept locked away. Henry shouted something about you being a slut, his voice louder and closer. Your throat was growing tight and dry but the adrenaline kept you moving, sprinting through the town, ducking under people’s arms, sidestepping old folks, trying not to trample toddlers… All because the Patrick kid from Henry’s gang thought your shorts were too small. Well he can go fuck himself. You think, pumping your arms and legs faster. Fuckin’ pervert.

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  • Season 7-8: Holy mother of Satan, look at the way they look at each other! SO CUTE
  • Season 9-11: Yay. They spoke.

anonymous asked:

Mori, I'm dying of thirst! Could you do some Holy Water when you have the time, please? No rush! Feel better soon!

Im not sick dont’ worry hun!! Im just insanely busy with work. I dont get to work on things and post them as much as Id like to. Ive actually been trying to see if im capable of doing a sketch dump with all my sloppy doodles I do for myself when i have a little bit of free time.

As it is, I’ll throw you a Holy Water because Ive been itching for some of it myself too haha!!!

It’s not even summer yet and I’m already missing Winter

me entering hell

satan: welcome sinner, are you planning on staying here for long? *evil sarcastic laughter* I recommend our very new masochist chamber downstairs, and on your right you’ll find our asylum for iggy azalea fans-
me: ye I’m just looking for brendon urie where he tho
satan: it’s one of them again patrick show her the door
demon patrick stump: k this way sweetie
*I open a door and find myself in a room full of people with smudged black eyeliner and band shirts. on the corner I recognize gerard way sitting and whispering mama lyrics slowly. I accidentally leave the door open when I hear a familiar sound near me-
brendon: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?
me: this is where I truly belong