holy satan

me entering hell

satan: welcome sinner, are you planning on staying here for long? *evil sarcastic laughter* I recommend our very new masochist chamber downstairs, and on your right you’ll find our asylum for iggy azalea fans-
me: ye I’m just looking for brendon urie where he tho
satan: it’s one of them again patrick show her the door
demon patrick stump: k this way sweetie
*I open a door and find myself in a room full of people with smudged black eyeliner and band shirts. on the corner I recognize gerard way sitting and whispering mama lyrics slowly. I accidentally leave the door open when I hear a familiar sound near me-
brendon: HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?
me: this is where I truly belong

Destiel
  • Season 4-6: THEY'RE SO GONNA KISS HOLY SHIT!! OH MY FU- WHAT IS AIR. HELP! SOMEONE TIE ME THE FUCK DOWN BECAUSE I MIGHT CLAW AT THE SCREEN
  • Season 7-8: Holy mother of Satan, look at the way they look at each other! SO CUTE
  • Season 9-11: Yay. They spoke.
  • charlie liking lucifer right off the bat when she sees him for the first time
  • because holy shit is that satan? you’re satan? woah that’s wild???
  • dean and sam are just biting their nails off in the background and trying to tell her not to approach him bc he’s gonna smite her ass five yards away but she keeps cutting through their sentences with questions like dude, where are your wings? and what’s Hell like?
  • but lucifer is too confused to be able to think, say or do anything because ???? wtf is happening rn?????
  • “anyway, this is cool and all, but i thought you’d look scarier than this…”
  • “oh, but you’ve seen nothing yet. i’m far taller and bigger than you’d imagine, and i’m perfectly capable of snapping that pretty neck of yours or turn you into dust in a whiff… or, i could imprison and martyrise you for the rest of your life until you completely break apart, flesh and bones… does that terrify you?”
  • for a moment, charlie looks like she’s about to shit her pants and lucifer thinks he’s finally done something good and she’ll freaking shut up…
  • but then she starts giggling like he just told her the most hilarious joke ever and –
  • “you’re so cute!!!”
  • then she hugs him
  • lucifer is like “?????” 
  • sam and dean cover their eyes and wait for lucifer to become angry and potentially destroy her
  • he doesn’t?? surprisingly enough???
  • because he’s stunned by the hug?? it feels nice af and it’s been so long since he’s been held like this and – she acts like they’re friends?? are they friends????? she teaches him to play video games and she reads him the hobbit before going to bed and charlie makes him watch movies, and sometimes she hugs him and calls him her little cherub and lucifer keeps claiming he hates physical affection but once she cuddles him he melts in a second, and she keeps talking about shit he doesn’t understand and sometimes he’s just so goddamn confused bc what the ufck is a harry potter, and castlevania??? is that some arabic tree???? he doesn’t know but he grows fascinated by charlie through his frustration with her and satan finally has someone that loves him (and he loves her too but is too stubborn to say anything)