holy hell these are so pretty

enikawamoriko  asked:

holy shit annie those tmear fanart i think i died and ascended to heaven, bc you making fanart for my favorite series of all the time?? AND ITS SO GOOD HOLY HELL THE FIRST LANCE I'M DED. (guess you liked the rec? :D)

asdfghfd im so happy you like the art!!! i am forever grateful that you recommended trouble’s making everything all right to me,,,, because i stg i havent been able to stop drawing lance and keith as space cowboys ever since i started reading it lm a o. space, cowboys, mercenaries and The Gays? sign me the fuck up. so yeah. expect more space cowboy art pretty soon i guess? ;^) 

Brass nails and why I have them.

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

another view 

HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

cut bullet.

The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

We all know that Hoth was a simmering mess of hormones and stress and I would pay good money for a soap opera about them. Here are some things which Definitely Happened: 

  • There’s a betting pool going on who takes Luke’s virginity. The favourites are Han and Leia, but Wedge Antilles has pretty good odds, and there’s a small contingent of aliens who are convinced it will be Chewie (after all, who could resist that Wookie musk? Headcanon: most alien races consider humans soft and gross. Most alien races find Wookies absurdly attractive. Han Solo isn’t the ladykiller; Chewie is.)
  • Leia and Han scream at each other in every corner of the base. Everyone is desperate for them to fuck. They do not. The sexual tension is so thick that it could be cut into blocks and sold as wall insulation. More than once they are ‘accidentally’ locked in a supply cupboard in the vain hope that claustrophobia will act as the catalyst that enables their frustration to spark into true love – or at least nasty raunchy cupboard sex. It does not. All that happens is that the offender has legally changed their name to escape the Wrath of Organa. 
  • Someone paints a shirtless Han Solo on their X Wing. Leia is furious. Han is delighted: both at the highly flattering portrait (he has an eight-pack, he is shredded) and at Leia’s fury (you’re jealous princess/no I am not/you’re jealous, hey I can pose like that for you if you –). Hoth’s winter had nothing on the chilly silence that followed that suggestion. 
  • Luke and Leia both have very graphic dreams about Han Solo. Han Solo has very graphic dreams about the twins –  individually, together, he’s thirty fucking years old, why is his brain doing this to him.(Later on they will, individually, realise that due to Luke and Leia’s Force-bond they probably created a circle of Han Solo Sex Dreams: Leia had them, so Luke sensed her lust for Han which intensified his own lust for Han, which led to Luke having Han Solo sex dreams, which led to Leia lusting – and so on, and so on. For the sake of their sanity, they never share this revelation which each other.)
  • Luke is SO COLD. All the time. WHY DOES NO ONE APPRECIATE HOW COLD HE IS. He comes from a desert world. Of course he’s cold! What is all this white stuff? It was pretty for the first fve seconds but holy fucking Force it is so cold it burns and what the hell is going on with that? He bundles himself up in so many layers that he waddles rather than walks. Fearsome Last of the Jedi indeed.
  • Luke tapes a knife to a cleaning droid (disc-shaped things that swish around the base, sucking up dirt) and names it Stabby. Why, says Leia. Luke, the boy from Tatooine, shining and happy despite everything says why not. Why not indeed. Stabby is very fond of chasing Han. Han wants desperately to shoot the fucking thing– but then he sees big-eyed Luke and sharp-toothed Leia cooing over it and, well. A little bit of light stabbing is nothing, compared to those two smiling. 

MAD MAX

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top 25 supernatural dynamics (as voted by my followers)
#14. bobby and rufus
he always used to pull the old “can’t work on the sabbath” card whenever we had to bury a body. you know, i was just a job. i was joe mechanic. then my wife got possessed […] next thing i knew, this guy comes busting in, soaks her with holy water, and sends that demon straight to hell so fast. i’d have gone away for killing her. but… rufus cleaned up everything. taught me a thing or two about…what’s really out there. pretty soon, we were riding together. worked like that for years, kind of like you two knuckleheads.

anonymous asked:

dan is so beautiful and anyone who disagrees is lying. like have you seen that boy? he has slight curves and a soft face and his lips jesus christ. and gorgeous long legs and he has a little bit of a chub tum. everything about him is so soft yet he can go from holy shit to aww it literally two seconds and he looks gorgeous in literally everything.

i thought this answer needed some visual representation

like this is just a random liveshow screenshot?? hOW??

WHY WHY WHY yOU knOw what this is dOIng to us bOIIIIII

phil lester: photographer extraordinaire

fOr fUCk!!!!!

my heart is soft :(((

tHE squISHieST bOYe???

the purest human :((( 7 hours of training a week looks good on him

eXCUse mE????

he deserves all the happiness in the world :(( i’m so :(((

gOD

this entire panel was a blessing for our eyes

i will nEVer be over this. eVER.

more denim jacket dan 2kforever pls :(((

fRECKles???? so good man :((((

i would die for him

gLoRiouS. stUnNinG. what is existence honestly


truly, what have we done to deserve him. i need to lie down.

Flying through the galaxies, handshaking everywhere, but I, I want you by my side… 

So this is really late, but I did this right after watching the last season of Voltron because I had Freesia (from Guilty Gear) on repeat. Touched it up today. 

Reacting to Harry Styles by Harry Styles
  • Meet Me in the Hallway: HARREHHH YOU INDIE LIL FUCK
  • Sign of the Times: Above and beyond everything ever
  • Carolina: BOP BOP BOP
  • Two Ghosts: *tries not to think about Larry* *fails*
  • Sweet Creature: Cutest little song so pure i love it
  • Only Angel: Oooh this is so nice and pretty waiT WHAT THE
  • Kiwi: LIT FUCKING ROCK BOP WHAT EVEN BEST SONG EVER HARRYS HAVING MY BABY IM INTO IT I THINK IM LOSING IT
  • Ever Since New York: Oh yep I know this HOLY SHIT HARRY'S VOICE he sounds so angelic im in love
  • Woman: lol Robin had a point about that duck noise
  • From the Dining Table: HARRY IS WHISPERING IN MY EARS WHAT THE HECK I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF (I TOTALLY DID) and who the hell made harry feel this way i wanna punch someone ...or cry.
  • holy shit this album is everything
It Takes Time

Author: Zoe

(A/N: Here’s a little treat! Don’t worry, this is an all fluffy fic!)

Steve Harrington x Reader

Plot Summary: The one constant that has been in Steve’s life for the past year or so has been you. But what happens when he doesn’t quite get the timing right?

Originally posted by mikkeljensen

One quiet night. Finally, a quiet night after all of the Upside-Down, demogorgon bullshit that came with Hawkins and the group you knew. Jonathan and you had shared a class together and became decent acquaintances, until you found yourself roped into the insanity of it all.

So, you enjoyed it. You finished helping the staff and committee make plans the ‘Snow Ball’ at the middle school for the day and now you’re back in the safe confines of being in a soft bed, home alone while your parents went out for dinner. You threw in a mixtape and pulled out a book, snuggled into the covers of your bed while you let yourself try to forget the events of the past year or so as they drifted into mind.

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color palettes and su: a descent into neon light hell

heyo everybody! first real post on here and i’m starting off with something that’s been bugging me for a while: su’s color palette. now, usually i don’t like being nit-picky but i believe this has become an issue past the point of just nit-picking. today we’re diving into su’s color palettes, and what went wrong.

as proof for my argument, i’m gonna show you some screencaps from the earlier seasons (season 1 through 2) and the pilot. i want you to take note of the color palettes in these as this post goes on

these are some shots from season 1. look at how lively and beautiful the palettes are, with a strong emphasis on contrast and how nicely all the colors flow together. su’s palettes were usually easy on the eyes, and when they wanted to go for something bold and bright, they went all out for it, and it looked great.

the pilot understands this too. everything was gorgeous, easy on the eyes, and stunning to look at

strong contrasts are everywhere, and it’s very very pretty to look at and appealing. even if there are strong and bold colors, they’re well thought out and feel natural

now….here’s some screenshots from season 4.

…..Ouch.

i don’t know if this was intentional or not, but holy hell….the color choices here burn. they hurt. physically. they’re so bright and overly saturated that nothing about them feels natural. another big issue: THESE COLORS ARE ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AS ONES FROM A BASIC COLOR PICKER. they’re nearly identical. no joke.

not exactly the same, mind you, but still pretty damn close. (source)

now, pray tell, what is the reason for this weird shift in color theory and understanding? i don’t know. part of me thinks it’s because once they got popular they stopped trying or there’s some miscommunication between animators? either way it’s still something to note and be aware of

Trolls post-movie headcanons that won’t leave me alone:


  • Branch sneaking away during the party celebrating the Bergens and Tolls finding peace and just having a good, honest, cry becuase holy hell he looked like he needed it.

  • Poppy finding him and at first being like ‘oh no what’s wrong aren’t you happy?’ but realising that he is happy and ending up just holding his hand while he gets all of the emotions he’s been bottling up for years out. 

  • Poppy and Branch leading an excursion back to the Troll village to help everyone get what’s left of their stuff. Poppy helping Branch clean out his bunker and finding all of the invites he kept and being so touched that she tears up. Branch trying to brush it off ‘cause it’s pretty embarrassing but she ends up hugging him and he just shrugs and accepts it. (Branch absolutely grabbing his stash of romantic poetry and hiding it before Poppy can find it because he is 800 different levels of not ready to have that conversation.)

  • Poppy being almost too physically affectionate with Branch because he’s been deprived of it for so long. Branch pretending he’s annoyed but actually not minding so much. (As long as it’s Poppy anyway.)

  • Branch and Poppy getting into fights sometimes becuase Poppy only ever gives everything 110% and while Branch wants to turn over a new leaf he’s been alone for a LONG time and he’s still nervous and embarrassed and sometimes it is just too much and Poppy doesn’t get that right away. Poppy totally learning to give Branch the space he needs and loving him even though he is still different from everyone.

  • Branch still having issues about the Bergens and being a bit overzealous about keeping everyone safe, becuase he can’t quite forget how he lost his grandma, and can’t always remember that it really wasn’t his fault. Branch still hoarding supplies a little and getting nervous when any of the Bergens move too quickly or surprise him, especially around Poppy. 

  • Branch trying his hardest to be silly and happy and loud again, and half the time it comes out weird or mistimed or awkward. The others think it’s funny, but only a few of them notice the cute, love filled gaze Poppy gives him when he’s doing his best.

  • Bridget and Gristle have a baby girl and name her Poppy. (And it turns out, in one on one situations, Branch is really good with kids.)

  •  I fully believe that baby Trolls grow on trees. Some fancy magic mumbo jumbo, idk exactly. Lets just say that Branch gets a little too into guarding his and Poppy’s little sprout. (”Branch you can’t just stay out here all night.” “But Poppy what if something happens?!” “The only thing that’s going to happen is you dying of hypothermia.” “You’re right we should get some blankets out here, it’s way too cold.” “Branch stop.”)

anonymous asked:

mtl mars sign and why? sorry if you've answered this before!

libra mars - literal sweethearts! can be passive aggressive but their aura is so calming and beautiful. and soft.


leo mars - my placement. we are legit the™ ride or die friend. wild as hell but highkey beautiful and passionate people.


virgo mars - fReaky but i luv it. actually quite calm people?? they know how to make you feel at ease. really good at communication too.


aquarius mars - uh?? lowkey rude and standoffish but smart as hell. i luv them. lowkey freaks too


taurus mars - dO not piss them off!! holy shit. but otherwise,, very calm and beautiful people. protect them


cancer mars - really good at playing victim and has a lot of breakdowns? otherwise, i admire their soothing but strong aura


gemini mars - really good at insulting people lmao. scattered af but i like it


sagittarius mars - probably the rudest people i’ve ever met but i love their ability to be so free


aries mars - they’re so intense but that’s what i love about them. can be pretty rude and insensitive tho


pisces mars - v soft and quiet people but can be pretty wild. honestly?? i love them. protect them


capricorn mars - hardworking as hell and honestly stresses themselves too much. otherwise, v settled


scorpio mars - intense lol. good at playing victims and holding grudges

Shopping Partner

Summary: In an attempt to ask you out on a date, you help Bucky pick out the perfect outfit for the occasion.

Prompt: “Tell me, can your dick even breathe in those pants?”

Word Count: 1,353.

A/N: This is my entry for @bladebarnes ’s writing challenge!! This was super cute to write and I hope you all enjoy. Also, took some inspo from @brighterlights‘s fic, “Personal Shopper”.

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history of the entire world, i guess   pt. 1 {Sentence Starters}

  • “Taste the sun!”
  • “Wow, that’s big.”
  • “Let’s do it together!”
  • “Look at those breasts.”
  • “New shit just got made!”
  • “That’s a human person.”
  • “The sun is a deadly lazer…”
  • “Like I said, it didn’t happen.”
  • “It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you.”
  • “Brand new, way crazier shit!”
  • “Wow, that’s animals and stuff!”
  • “Fuck it, time to plant some grass.”
  • “Aw, fuck, now everything’s dead…”
  • “He was great. And now he’s dead.”
  • “Look at this, I control the food, now.”
  • “Hell yeah, now we’ve got business!”
  • “You could make a religion out of this.”
  • “And there’s no food yet, so I don’t care.”
  • “Coming soon to a dank river valley near you!”
  • “I don’t know. My dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.”
  • “Tired of using lame, sad metal? Introducing BRONZE!”
  • “Hi, you’re on a rock floating in space! Pretty cool, huh?”
  • “Nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right?”
  • “I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat!”
  • “Holy shit, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks!”
  • “Yeah, it broke apart. Don’t worry about that, does it all the time.”
  • “Forget this, I wanna be something! Go somewhere, do something!”
  • “Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok, thanks, bye.”
  • “You could make a religion out of this… and maybe conquer the world, as well.”

deadteddybear  asked:

can you tell more about ed’s (and oswald’s) ways of thinking? god i can listen to you going on about them forever

…Well since I don’t seem to be capable of shutting up about them, I’m thrilled you feel that way??
(I’m sorry this took so long… Honestly I kept putting it off because I was waiting to see how Defrosted!Ed would handle things on his own before I committed to a reading on him!)

Anyway:

Ed is a chess player.
Oswald is an artist.

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