holy drinker

anonymous asked:

Do you think there is homosexual subtext with Sherlock putting stuff in his mouth? (I know it sounds SUPER stupid but just stuff like the flashlight in TBB and the cigarettes idek...)

Oh, Anon. The game is on.

Episode: THE BLIND BANKER

Context: On the train (train!) tracks, mouthing flashlights and sniffing spraypaint nozzles, as one does whilst clueing for looks.

OM NOM NOM NOM…ooh, sticky

smell good too? *SSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* MOTHER OF GOD THAT SMELLS FABUL—who there?

Episode: THE SIGN OF THREE

Context: Bros night out pounding beers from cylinders and bending over, just like the heteros do it.

*clink* teehee i’m adorable

my goodness this thing is long oh well BOTTOMS UP NOM NOM

I MEAN IT’S REALLY LONG AND FOR SOME REASON I REALLY LIKE DRINKING BEER THIS WAY

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

sweet DAMN HONEY that’s delicious i mean that shit really hits the spot i’m not much of a drinker but holy mother of Cher that is a tasty treat —- why you stare?

did i dribble? why still stare

doctor watsonnn your tubey thing is half fulllll better drink up or i’ll suck it down for you lol jk i will though

HOLLA

idk i think it’s like the SHAPE of this thing because i usually don’t even do beer but it’s just so LONG and SHAPELY i am suddenly very aware of my tongue in my mouth lol weird

how much have weOOHHH LOOK YOURS IS SHAPELY AND LONG AS WELL. may i measure it? i want to measure it.

SO LONG VERY NICE VERY NICE WELL DONE

can i touch the shapely

i put a spell on youuuuu….and now you’re mine wine lolol that rhymes beer makes me funny

i never meant 2 cause u any sorrow i never meant 2 cause u any pain i only wanted 2 one time see u laughing i only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain haha ow my chest hurts moar beer nom

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG YES.

sweet DAMN that shit good

~i speak the slang now boys say wha~ OH HAI JAWN LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS

CHEERS THIS PLACE IS GREAT DON’T YOU THINK SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT

Episode: THE SIGN OF THREE

Context: Another day, another mystery regarding your roommate’s sexuality middle name, another gigantic wad of unlit cigarettes protruding from your mouth.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN PATROLLIN THEY TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

CATCH ME RIDIN DI—-H?

h? h? h? h? h? h? h? ~hang on let me open my mouth EXAGGERATEDLY WIDE RAWWRR ARE YOU LOOKING DOCTOR~ h? h? h? h? h? h? h?

h?h?h? HENRY??!!! ……oh. *crunch om nom nom* h? h? h? h? h? h? h? h? h?

IF IT’S NOT HUMPHREY I SWEAR I WILL SUCK ON THIS MICROSCOPE FOR COMFORT

h? h? h? h? h? h?HIGGINS?!

mmm shower …h? 

nards.   ………CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY