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love is a word (you gave it a name) | harry/louis | 21 400 words

“It’s worth it anyway,” says Harry, looking into Louis’s eyes. He’s untucked his hair from behind his ear, and it falls down in silky strands to obscure his face. He looks so painfully young, even after everything. Louis’s strong, strong boy. “Just for the two of us. We get to be selfish for a little while.”

it’s christmas. in between snowman building, tree shopping, and ill-advised skating on a frozen lake, louis and harry get ready to take the most important step of their lives.

for inkedrope; written as part of the h/l winter exchange

anonymous asked:

"I've never seen you before (and I'd remember if I had holy Christ you're hot) but you noticed the guy chatting me up was making me really uncomfortable and now you're telling him we're dating so hi babe I guess" au pleeease (your blog is awesome!)

TY!!!

  • Okay so maybe one day, Briseis gets Patroclus to go with her into a gay club in town
  • It’s all exciting and new for Pat, who is only just really coming out, and doesn’t even really have a boyfriend yet.
  • He spends most of the evening clinging a bit to Briseis, but at one moment, a cute girl approaches her and Pat feels too guilty to not let her go that he promises he’ll be alright, that he’ll be at the bar for now.
  • He orders a soda, sits at the bar, and looks around a bit for someone interesting
  • At one moment, a guy approaches him, far taller and broader than him, and the way the guy eyes him just freaks Pat out
  • He starts with a cheesy pickup line, which makes Pat laugh a little, if not because of him feeling uncomfortable,  but then sooner or later gets closer to him, leaning in so close that Pat can smell the alcoholic scent in his breath
  • He moves away, and the other seems to grin at it instead of seeing it as a no, and moves forward
  • Suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy moves towards Pat and places a hand on his shoulder, and he can’t even really understand what is happening when the other is talking to him ‘hey darling, sorry for being away so long, you know how i love dancing’
  • He is confused for a second before understanding what’s going on, giving him a genuinely nice smile. ‘it’s fine.’
  • The drunk guy glares at the stranger ‘Who is he then?’ and the stranger does respond quickly ‘that is his boyfriend, love’
  • Another glare and then the creep gives up, leaving Pat and the helpful stranger alone. 
  • And the helpful stranger, who is named Achilles, asks him if he’s okay, and Pat’s voice fails him, as he is only able to nod.
  • ‘Good, that guy was creepy as hell, what’s your name?’
  • ‘Pat.’ 
  • ‘Mine’s Achilles, that’s for when he comes back. So, i saved the day, gotta go again.’
  • Pat stops him before Achilles can really leave by grabbing his wrist ‘Hey wait! I-uh, thank you, Achilles, would you like staying a little longer?’
  • ‘In case he comes back, or did you like the idea of dating me?’
  • ‘… Both?’

anonymous asked:

Sorry if you have answered this kind of question but since you know your way around some smut, what are your favorite smut fics you recommend?

you guys i’m not even kidding 

one day in april i told myself, i am not fucking joking, i told myself “hey, you keep waiting for new opm fics……………….. but what about the older ones??” and i was like oh shit yea…. 

so

I went all the way the the last page on AO3 and have been reading 

EVERY SINGLE ONE THAT CAUGHT MY EYE

almost every single smut one right now i’m on page 33 out of 91 

i cannot lie please every writer in this fandom should be praised i love them so so so so much like i wake up in the morning, read a fic, take a break, read a fic, on the shitter?? read a fic, go to bed at ten??? read like 4 fics and not get to bed til one in the fucking morning

But jesus christ some fics TUG. AT. MY. HEART. Like holy shit you guys should know all my kinks by now but these fics ACT ON THEM AND BRING THEM TO LIFE FOR ME AND I JUST DIE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE 

Some of these might not be complete smut but they SHOULD BE READ PLEASE I’M CRYING:

Heavy Metal by Hot_Stuff of bby @iron-cap ♥ holy fucking shit i was following that for so long and i died a little when it ended but i was so fucking happy regardless and now they’ve got a new fic called Viva La Vida and I am dying for that too please i can’t deal with this ;A; WHAT EVER YOU READ FROM HERE IS WONDERFUL PLEASSSEEE

ooohh motherfucker here it comes, i’m waiting so patiently but dying inside for 

Of Metal and Mate by sciencefictioness like i have been on fire since the beginning of june since they updated kajdhfa

thankfully Late Bloomer by toastycyborg has sated my love for a/b/o dynamics for now aaaaaahhh oh my god i loved it so much no rush, absolutely perfect and THE EMOTION AKJDFHAKSJDFA;KSDJA also Orange and Lavender by Vinci fucking killed me so wonderful and perrfeeeection ♥

another not nsfw but Devalued by Notsohappycamper is tearing me to pieces and i LITERALLY cried last chapter like my heart was pounding in my chest you would not believe

relatively new by Set Alight and Burning by Bloodsbane was the most intense nsfw fic i have ever encountered in all my days and it has and will forever be seared into my memory i get chills holy shit 

NOW

I am have been crying since the beginning, my heart flutters and screams and smiles for this one: Tumbling Down by beautiful @criscura I. AM. DYYYYYYYINNNGGG WITH THIS ONE. A BEEEEAAAAAUTIFUL CONCOCTION OF THE SHYEST, MOST EMOTIONAL, BEAUTIFUL NSFW I HAVE EVER SEEN, wonderful story development and character development, setting and situation wise is absolutely wonderful you are transported into the world my heart CLENCHES when i read this one i am so emotional i’m crying oh jesus christ 

Mirror Mirror by @spunlikesugar is another one holy fuck i am in love, action and nsfw and EMOTION just fuck me up with this i cry so hard 

OKAY THAT IS WHAT I HAD ON MY PHONE’S BOOKMARKS BUT I’M RECOMMENDING WRITERS THIS TIME BECAUSE HOLY MOTHER FUCKER I LOVE EVERYONE SO MUCH

@darkeecofreak, AO3- motherfucking borosai is my favorite in the whole universe i’m crying, DIIIIIIRRRRTTTYYY TALK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SET ME AFLAME I LIVE FOR IT

@asiankittee, AO3 - MY BBY HOLY FUCK, perfectly interesting aus and storylines and NSFW I CRY OH JEEEZZZ (ALSO CHECK OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER BOOKMARKS BC THAT IS WHERE I FIND A LOT OF MY NSFW TO OMG AAAH) bby’s got excellent taste i swear to jesus christ omg

@onepunchstuff, AO3 - how is this possible, perfect in everyway, not only beautiful plump lip Genos drawing babe, BUT A WRITER TOO??? LIKE HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME I’M CRYING PLEASEEE

@jojoeatsflan, AO3 - IF YOU, IF YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE LOOKING FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MOST DELECTIBLE, MOST NSFW NSFW, READER-INSERT AND OPM AU STUFF, JOJO IS GO TO BECAUSE I HEAD UP AND BLUSH WHEN I READ EVERYTHING PLEASE DON’T I’M CRYING I LOVE EVERY WORK AAAAHH

@audiocassete, AO3 - just PLEASE go look they have everything and i admire, but i am shy y/////y

AND LAST BUT NEVER LEAST IN MY BOOK

@ramblingcoyote - I CAN READY MY HUBBY’S STORIES EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NEVER GET TIRED AND NEVER FAIL TO TURN INTO A BLUSHING, INCOHERENT, SQUIRMING MESS I SWEAR TO JESUS CHRIST PLEASE THE CUTEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CHATS AND PERFECT WRITING LIKE PLEASE I CAN’T BE MORE IN LOVE WITH A WRITING STYLE I LIVE FOR IT 

I’M EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW DON’T TOUCH ME I’M CRYING

but sweet anon, please, I ENCOURAGE, I BEEEEEEEGGG YOU, DO WHAT I DID

GO TO THE END OF THE ONE PUNCH MAN AO3 TAG AND JUST KEEP GOING BACK, I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO DIG, PLEASE EVERYTHING IS WORTH IT AND THERE ARE SOME WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FICS THAT I DIDN’T MENTION OR DIDN’T SAVE BUT I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL FIND WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU JUST GO THROUGH AND LOOOOK

YOU CAN FILTER, MAKE THINGS JUST RATED EXPLICIT/MATURE IF YOU’RE TRYING TO WEED THROUGH ALL THE LOVELY EMOTIONS AND CUTIE CUTES AND GO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING 

TAKE IT FROM ME, ALL OF THOSE FICS ARE WORTH IT AND I’M A WRECK RIGHT NOW I STOPPED TO READ SOME OF THEM OVER AGAIN WHILE TYPING THIS CAUSE THAT’S HOW GOOD THEY ARE //SOBBBBB

♥♥♥ Q//////////////////////////A///////////////////////////Q ♥♥♥

one day i will get to bookmarking everything and i will share, i’m sorry i can’t do more aaaaaaaaaahhhh ///// 

anonymous asked:

Prompt! Creek. When they start spending more and more time with each other their families get used to seeing them together all the time, meaning that Craig's dad gets used to Tweek too. So much so that he actually starts to like him and actually wants them to spend time together. Craig gets so embarrassed by that, especially when they are real boyfriends and his whole family adores Tweek so damn much… which in the end he sees that it might be not such a bad thing. Hope you can work with this. :3

(Craig is such a secret softy xD) 

(Tweek POV)

Jesus Christ, I can’t do this. OH man. Oh boy. This isn’t going to go well. They’re gonna hate me. They’re going to hate me and uh, kill me or something! I know it! Thomas is a scary man, oh man. I’m going to die. I’m really going to die. I’m going to get killed by my boyfriend’s dad and that’s the end to my first relationship.

And my life.

Dear fucking god. Holy shit. I’m dying. I’m seriously-

“Tweek,” going to die. I’m going to die. Woow. Okay. “Hey, Tweekers, calm down.”

“BUT CRAIG YOU D-DON’T UNDERSTAND. THEY’RE GOING TO HATE ME. AND- AND T-THEN YOUR DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME.”

“Wait, what?” Craig frowns and stares at me with furrowed eyebrows. “Woah, Tweek, seriously it’s okay. My dad isn’t going to kill you,” my boyfriend trails off to think for a moment. My heart is beating so hard I swear it’s going to explode or something. Oh man. “My dad is probably not going to kill you.”

“AuGH! Ngh! Craig!!”

“Why are you so worried anyways? You’ve spent the night at my house a gazillion times.”

“Not when we’re d-dating! They’re gonna think w-we’re gonna go burn in hell or s-something! Jesus! It’s so much pressure, C-Craig!” The noirette laughs at me and snatches my hands from my hair to hold them.

“My dad is gonna burn in hell so we’re chill. Now come on, let’s go inside already.” Craig tugs on my hands, leading me up the front steps of his house.

Sitting on a recliner in the livingroom is one monstrously tall man by the name of Thomas Tucker. He stares at me with harsh unforgiving eyes and I know for sure I’m going to die. But instead he simply says, “hi Tweek”.

xxx

(Craig POV!!)

“Hey, hey, hey Craig.” Cue my ignoring my annoying ass sister. “Craig! When is Tweek coming over? You said he’s coming over today, right?”

“Oh, Tweek is coming over? He said he liked my meatloaf, right? Maybe I should make that for dinner then.”

“Oh yeah, mom! I think he did say that. Make sure to get the coffee going. Craig, is Tweek going to be here soon?”

You know I remember months ago when Tweek was paranoid as fuck that my family would suddenly hate him now that we’re dating. Now they’re all fucking obsessed with him and I can’t fucking stand it. Holy fucking shit.

“Jesus fucking Christ. Will you guys calm the fuck down already? Yes Ruby, Tweek is coming over. He’s on his way now so calm the fuck down. Seriously. You’re gonna freak him out. And mom I’m pretty sure he said he likes your meatloaf just to be polite.”

“Craig! Don’t be so rude. You know maybe you should try acting a little more like Tweek. He’s so sweet.” I roll my eyes and ignore my ‘loving’ mother.

“Just tell the Tweaks that we’ll trade you for Tweek,” Ruby cheerfully pipes up. I flip off my sister as the front door opens.

“That’s a good idea Ruby,” my mom agrees with a nod. I groan and stand up from the dining room table to see who walked in. Tweek left his house like five minutes ago, there’s no way it was him.

To my surprise it’s my dad and Tweek who walked in. Tweek is looking nervous and jittery as fuck. The blonde is covered in stray melting snowflakes  and is holding two hot drinks from Harbucks.

“Craig why didn’t you tell me Tweek was walking over? I would have picked him up and given him a ride! You’re lucky I drove past him and picked him up.” Thomas Tucker shakes his balding head as if he’s truly disappointed in me.

“You forced me to walk to his house yesterday.”

“Yeah you’re a strong kid. We don’t want Tweekers getting sick.” Tweek makes a squeaking noise and dashes straight to me. My dad still kind of freaks him out even though my dad seriously loves Tweek. Like I’m positive he likes Tweek more than he likes me. Sooo..

Seriously when did this even happen? I still remember when he called Tweek a fruity coke addict… Fuck.

“Ngh! Thank y-you for the ride Mr. Tucker.” Tweek presses himself against my side, clenching the hot drinks tightly against his chest. Tweek is shaking so I put my hands on his shoulders to calm him.

“What did I say about that? Just call me Thomas.” Dad lazily waves his hand then stomps into the kitchen to hand out the drinks he’s carrying.

Tweek turns his green eyes up to me with a panicked expression. I laugh softly and kiss him briefly. PDA still kind of weirds Tweek out but he’s being an adorable little fuck. “Come on, let’s go up to my room.” Honestly, the sooner is get him away from my crazy ass family the better. Plus I can kiss him more if we’re in the privacy of my room.

“O-Okay-”

“Hey,” my mom suddenly shouts. “Not without saying hello! Tweek get in here!” My mom is shouting pretty damn loudly and Tweek makes this whimpering noise.

“O-Okay!??”

I push Tweek towards the dining room and he hands me one of the drinks he’s carrying.

When we walk in all the attention is directed onto Tweek. I stand against the wall watching them. My mom is fussing over how cold Tweek looks and Ruby is trying to tell Tweek about the part she got in her school musical thanks to the blonde.

Its really fucking annoying that they keep stealing him away from me but it’s also kind of nice. Everything feels much more like home when Tweek is around.

people are mad at raku for saying he’d pick chitoge and then chooses kosaki but i’m like/???

let me point out that one, raku is like 6 years old chill

two, when raku said he’d pick chitoge it was because the options were “marika or chitoge” not “marika or chitoge or onodera” he was being truthful when he said that between marika and chitoge, he’d choose chitoge

when kosaki asks him about it, he confesses straight out that he’d pick kosaki over chitoge.

the thing that makes me :///// @ kosaki is that she never told anyone she liked raku. that she didn’t want raku to tell chitoge about their mutual confession or how they promised to be together. and that, even knowing chitoge liked raku, (even with chitoge’s blessing) took the entire promise that chitoge made up and used it w/ raku. i know she’s also only 6, and im trying to be forgiving of that but i’m just so :////////// especially knowing how she acts at her age in the story now

also the fact that raku and onodera have literally been in love for 10 years and haven’t fuckgin CONFESSED like jesus christ holy shit you guys will never be together becaus eyou can’t make it HAPPEN christ its so annoying ITS SO ANNOYING.