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FINALLY GOT THE TIME TO DRAW THIS AND BOY HOWDY AM I HAPPY ABOUT IT HOLY SHIT

So not only did I reach my goal, but I SURPASSED it by far, with a whopping over-the-goal total of $388.82. Like, holy shit guys, I love you so much. With your donations and surplus of commissions, I am 65% over the needed total to keep power and internet on, keeping my pets (and me) safe.

NEARLY $1000 I STG YOU PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL

If you would like a commission in the future, or still want a last-minute commission of your characters, my work slots are always open. Prices are listed here and you can message me for details, such as specific prices and pose choices, at unfathomablearcane@gmail.com.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, MY PETS AND I LOVE YOU ALL

Caveman

Requests: “I 100% need you to write smutty goodness with bearded Kai in between the readers legs” (For that one video going around OF CHRIS WITH THAT BEARD HOLY SHIT)

Kai scratched at his chin in discomfort, groaning as he did so. “I’m gonna shave this animal off of my face today.” But you gasped and pulled his hand from his face. “I feel like you hated that statement.” He laughed. 

“Don’t do that.” You shook your head and rubbed the irritated skin for him. You’d been pushing him to grow his facial hair out, to more than just a little scruff. Facial hair turned you on so much and Kai looked like a man and not a blue eyed baby with it. But he hated the hair to be so thick and he only kept the almost beard for you. 

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anonymous asked:

Helloooo! I like how you write imagines so far!!! Could you make something like uhm RFA accidentally opened the bathroom door while MC was taking a bath?? Thanks!!!!

sorry, i made this unbelievably silly, please forgive me.


Yoosung

  • “Uh,” Yoosung says, a blank expression of uncomprehending disbelief on his features as he stares at you. Bit by bit, the situation sinks in, and he begins turning a rather impressive shade of crimson. “Uh… I wasn’t… I… I thought… I didn’t realize…!”
  • “STOP STARING AND CLOSE THE DOOR”
  • Yoosung still can’t get his body to move, and it takes you throwing the bar of soap at him to get him to FINALLY GET OUT
  • of course now you’re sans a bar of soap and you needed that to wash so
  • uh………..
  • shit.
  • “…yoosung, sweetie, will. will you. crack the door open and. and toss me the soap.”
  • “thanks”
  • yoosung doesn’t want to look so he ends up hitting you directly in the face.

Zen

  • he slams the door shut before you can say anything
  • HE MUST PROTECT YOU FROM THE BEAST
  • ALREADY HE IS DOOMED
  • “z-zen? did… you need to use the bathroom?”
  • “we literally live together, zen”
  • “we - we’ve slept together”
  • “SEEING ME IN THE BATH IS NOT ANYTHING WEIRD”
  • zen, crouching down on the floor and hiding his face in his knees, shouts that THIS IS DIFFERENT
  • U ARE TOO CUTE HE CAN’T HANDLE THIS
  • he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
  • ok how about you come in here u moron

Jaehee

  • oh god she’s so sorry she should have knocked
  • she didn’t realize you were still taking a bath ahhh she’s sorry she’s sorry she’s so sorry
  • Jaehee literally bows in apologize. (seriously woman it’s cool)
  • The situation is smoothed over without too much trouble but afterwards Jaehee just has to lean against a wall
  • cover her face
  • and blush.
  • (YOU HAD MADE YOURSELF A LITTLE BUBBLE-BATH MUSTACHE AND BEARD…………….. HOLY HELL SHE LOVES U)

707

  • ok, to be quite honest it’s probably not an accident
  • it’s probably a single event in a series of times where Seven, to mess with you, has burst in on you while you are in the bathroom shouting things like “I HEARD AN DANGER SIGNAL COMING FROM THIS ROOM, WHAT IS UR EMERGENCY”
  • “IS IT A POOPING EMERGENCY”
  • “JUSTICE DEFENDER 707 IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY”
  • and then you scream at him to get out and throw something and he retreats while laughing.
  • well, the joke is on him now, because YOU ARE READY
  • You have constructed a complicated mechanism to drop a bucket of ice cold water on whoever opens the door so - as soon as he throws it open to start his spiel -  he is drenched.
  • as he’s wiping the water from his eyes in an attempt to see, you jump-out of the bath, pull out the dual water pistols you had concealed, and open fire.
  • You proceed to chase him around the house, wearing a swimsuit so he doesn’t even get a show, harassing him and making him rue the day he ever decided to interrupt your you time.

Jumin

  • He opens the door, takes one look, and closes it. It’s a fairly mundane, nondescript event, and the “I’m very sorry” he calls through the door is both considerate and calm.
  • however, when you come out, you find that Jumin is on his hands in knees in prostration, and he’s constructed a formal, written apology to you.
  • J U M I N…
  • despite how stoically he seems to take he, he takes breaches of your privacy veeeeeerrrryyyy seriously and wants u to know that he very, very much respects your space.
  • (it is, in part, to make up for how wacky he gets on your route.)
  • You, of course, pat his head and accept his apology. You know he didn’t mean to.
  • (he is like a cat with how much he likes headpats, seriously…)
Anubis the Dweller in the Mummy Chamber, Governor of the Divine House … saith:- Homage to thee, thou happy one, lord! Thou seest the Utchat. Ptah-Seker hath bound thee up. Anubis hath exalted thee. Shu hath raised thee up, O Beautiful Face, thou governor of eternity. Thou hast thine eye, O scribe Nebseni, lord of fealty, and it is beautiful. Thy right eye is like the Sektet Boat, thy left eye is like the Atet Boat. Thine eyebrows are fair to see in the presence of the Company of the Gods. Thy brow is under the protection of Anubis, and thy head and face, O beautiful one, are before the holy Hawk. Thy fingers have been stablished by thy scribe’s craft in the presence of the Lord of Khemenu, Thoth, who hath bestowed upon thee the knowledge of the speech of the holy books. Thy beard is beautiful in the sight of Ptah-Seker, and thou, O scribe Nebseni, thou lord of fealty, art beautiful before the Great Company of the Gods. The Great God looketh upon thee, and he leadeth thee along the path of happiness. Sepulchral meals are bestowed upon thee, and he overthroweth for thee thine enemies, setting them under thy feet in the presence of the Great Company of the Gods who dwell in the House of the Great Aged One which is in Anu.
—  – The Speech of Anubis from the Papyrus of Nu and the Papyrus of Nebseni
Rockslide

Based on this imagine from imaginexhobbit.

Characters: Reader, the company, Beorn
Location: The hills near Carrock, Beorn’s house
Warnings: Angst, depression, like crazy long
Word Count: 4658 (See?! I warned you!)

OH MY GOD. I DIDN’T REALIZE IT HAD GOTTEN THAT LONG. I may break this into two parts, but I like it as is, so…

…Oops?

It ended up a bit more KilixReader than anticipated. :P

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إِنَّ اللَّهَ لَا يُحِبُّ مَنْ كَانَ مُخْتَالًا فَخُورًا

Allah does not love those who are arrogant and boastful,

Surah 4. An-Nisaa, Ayah 36

anonymous asked:

BRUH, what's ur favorite look for obi-wan between all three of the prequels? I love love love his long hair and beard it makes me wanna die

Episode III. Episode III all the way and forever. 100% my aesthetic. 1000% would bang. If I could I would marry this look to be honest and I am not kidding.

I mean

Look at him.

I cannot even.

Originally posted by sadbeardedmen

JESUS HOLD ME

Originally posted by chibiobiwan