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Once upon a time there was a Space Outlaw who fell in love with the Space King’s daughter.
They both agreed they were meant to be together.
The princess decided to run away with him, and they planned to meet at their favorite meadow before they escaped.
But it was a trap.

Send me a ★ meme!

I normally don’t do shipping memes but this is a fairly common one so I figured I’d give it a shot. I will check marks based upon if my character was single and ready to mingle so everyone will get a unique answer. Oh! And specify which muse - Zhara or Liara.

Send me a ★ and I’ll answer…
If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] YES.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

theglitterytwin  asked:

HELLO

If we kissed:
[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[x] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:
[] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[x] Sure.
[x] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[x] YES.

Sex?:
[x] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No.

Should you reblog this?:
[x] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.

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OUR LOFT'89 STORY (6/13/15 philly)

So it all started when we were heading up to our seats, we were sitting in the nosebleed section. When we found our seats, My best friend, Zoe and I were waiting for Shawn Mendes to come on. What we didn’t know was that my mom was texting her friend, Jeff who is security at the Linc. Secretly, my mom and Jeff were texting back and forth to see if Jeff could upgrade our seats. About 10 minutes into Vance Joy’s opening act, my mom told us we have to go, we frantically grabbed our bags and posters not knowing what was going on. When we got into an elevator my mom explained how Jeff upgraded our seats to section 124-125 which was EXTREMELY CLOSER TO TAYLOR!!! We quickly turned on our letters that spelled B-E-C-K-Y with bright LED lights. Zoe and I continued to cry because we were just soo happy and grateful to get our seats upgraded! When Taylor came on, that’s when we lost it we flailed our arms around, dancing crazy. About 1 minute into the fourth song of the show (IKYWT) Thats when We died, Andrea aka Tays mom!! (THE BIRTH GIVER OF TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT) was walking right up to us and we knew what was coming. Tears of happiness poured down our faces, Andrea hugged Zoe and I and asked “Have you girls ever met Taylor before?” We replied crying and shaking “No, we haven’t!” “Do you Promise?” Andrea said. “YES!” We screamed. Then, one of the managers that was walking behind Andrea gave us wristbands and the ticket that had the section to meet in after the show. Once they left, Zoe and I fell to the floor we cried (along with our moms) soo much we missed like 2 songs.
Once we got ourselves together we screamed, danced and had soo much fun until the last song. When the show ended, we quickly exited our section and ran to section 106. When we got there we talked to fellow Swifties who were also invited to Loft'89 (coldasyou) We were then seated to discuss the rules of Loft'89, after we went over the criteria we were lead to the Loft(!!!!!) When we walked in it was like heaven there was pizza, chocolate chip cookies, soda, photo booth, and some of Taylor’s outfits were displayed! We got to take as many pictures as we wanted, so for about 15 minutes we just got to hang out. When Taylor came in all of our phones had to go away and the rule was that you have to wait for Taylor to come to you (so you don’t crowd her) When Taylor came over to us she was like “HEY GUYS!” And she gave all of us a hug. Which she smelled AMAZING HOLY ASDFGHJK! Anyway, she looked at me I automatically said “I love you so much” and Taylor was like “Aww I love you too!” And she gave me another hug:) I told her that we were the people that had the light up Becky letters and her face lit up. She was like “Wow! That must have taken a lot of lights and time” and then she did these cute little dance moves which was like HEAVEN OF CUTENESS!!! Taylor hugged my mom and my mom said “I know you might here this a lot, but these two girls are your biggest fans” Taylor laughed and said “I love hearing that!” Of course my mom had to say “And I think we are the two biggest mom fans” Taylor laughed and said “I have to give you props to your outfits” We told her how much we loved the show, which made her super happy. Zoe told Taylor that it was her 13th birthday (just when we walked into Loft'89) and Taylor said “13! You’re a good luck charm for me tonight”
And then she signed my polaroid and wrote I ❤️ Emma love, Taylor. Zoe’s mom had Taylor sign the Loft'89 pass and my mom had Taylor sign our cat poster. Lastly, Taylor signed Zoe’s shirt and wrote “Happy Birthday
Finally, Taylor was like "Do you want to take a picture?” So we all sat on the couch and Taylor put her arm around me which seemed so unreal and Taylor leaned her head towards Zoe. After we took the picture, Taylor hugged us and thanked us for coming. Then after Taylor came Andrea (!!!) She gave us all hugs when she walked over and Zoe’s mom said to Mama Swift “ You must be so proud of her, I remember seeing taylor when she was 16 when she opened for Tim McGraw and Faith Hill! She was such a sweet girl back then and shes still that sweet girl today”
Andrea said “I know everybody who has known her since she was little says that success has not changed her and that Taylor keeps us grounded we learn from her” Everything Andrea said made us so emotional and proud of Taylor and her mom. One thing I will never forget is when I said to Mama Swift “Thank you soo much for picking us!” And she said “As soon as I saw your Junior Jewels and your posters I said to myself "They’re In!” We also met Rachel Platten who was an angel!
When we left the Loft I had to have Zoe pinch me because I thought I was dreaming. Of course We broke down after we left but it was seriously the best night of our lives!

taylorswift
tree-paine
loft89experience

If we kissed:
[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[X] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
If you asked me out I’d say:
[] Um no.
[] YES.
[X] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[X] YES.
Sex?:
[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[X] FUCK YES.
[] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[X] Yes.
[] No.

OUR LOFT'89 STORY:

So it all started when we were heading up to our seats, we were sitting in the nosebleed section. When we found our seats, My best friend, Zoe and I were waiting for Shawn Mendes to come on. What we didn’t know was that my mom was texting her friend, Jeff who is security at the Linc. Secretly, my mom and Jeff were texting back and forth to see if Jeff could upgrade our seats. About 10 minutes into Vance Joy’s opening act, my mom told us we have to go, we frantically grabbed our bags and posters not knowing what was going on. When we got into an elevator my mom explained how Jeff upgraded our seats to section 124-125 which was EXTREMELY CLOSER TO TAYLOR!!! We quickly turned on our letters that spelled B-E-C-K-Y with bright LED lights. Zoe and I continued to cry because we were just soo happy and grateful to get our seats upgraded! When Taylor came on, that’s when we lost it we flailed our arms around, dancing crazy. About 1 minute into the fourth song of the show (IKYWT) Thats when We died, Andrea aka Tays mom!! (THE BIRTH GIVER OF TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT) was walking right up to us and we knew what was coming. Tears of happiness poured down our faces, Andrea hugged Zoe and I and asked “Have you girls ever met Taylor before?” We replied crying and shaking “No, we haven’t!” “Do you Promise?” Andrea said. “YES!” We screamed. Then, one of the managers that was walking behind Andrea gave us wristbands and the ticket that had the section to meet in after the show. Once they left, Zoe and I fell to the floor we cried (along with our moms) soo much we missed like 2 songs.
Once we got ourselves together we screamed, danced and had soo much fun until the last song. When the show ended, we quickly exited our section and ran to section 106. When we got there we talked to fellow Swifties who were also invited to Loft'89 (coldasyou) We were then seated to discuss the rules of Loft'89, after we went over the criteria we were lead to the Loft(!!!!!) When we walked in it was like heaven there was pizza, chocolate chip cookies, soda, photo booth, and some of Taylor’s outfits were displayed! We got to take as many pictures as we wanted, so for about 15 minutes we just got to hang out. When Taylor came in all of our phones had to go away and the rule was that you have to wait for Taylor to come to you (so you don’t crowd her) When Taylor came over to us she was like “HEY GUYS!” And she gave all of us a hug. Which she smelled AMAZING HOLY ASDFGHJK! Anyway, she looked at me I automatically said “I love you so much” and Taylor was like “Aww I love you too!” And she gave me another hug:) I told her that we were the people that had the light up Becky letters and her face lit up. She was like “Wow! That must have taken a lot of lights and time” and then she did these cute little dance moves which was like HEAVEN OF CUTENESS!!! Taylor hugged my mom and my mom said “I know you might here this a lot, but these two girls are your biggest fans” Taylor laughed and said “I love hearing that!” Of course my mom had to say “And I think we are the two biggest mom fans” Taylor laughed and said “I have to give you props to your outfits” We told her how much we loved the show, which made her super happy. Zoe told Taylor that it was her 13th birthday (just when we walked into Loft'89) and Taylor said “13! You’re a good luck charm for me tonight”
And then she signed my polaroid and wrote I ❤️ Emma love, Taylor. Zoe’s mom had Taylor sign the Loft'89 pass and my mom had Taylor sign our cat poster. Lastly, Taylor signed Zoe’s shirt and wrote “Happy Birthday
Finally, Taylor was like "Do you want to take a picture?” So we all sat on the couch and Taylor put her arm around me which seemed so unreal and Taylor leaned her head towards Zoe. After we took the picture, Taylor hugged us and thanked us for coming. Then after Taylor came Andrea (!!!) She gave us all hugs when she walked over and Zoe’s mom said to Mama Swift “ You must be so proud of her, I remember seeing taylor when she was 16 when she opened for Tim McGraw and Faith Hill! She was such a sweet girl back then and shes still that sweet girl today”
Andrea said “I know everybody who has known her since she was little says that success has not changed her and that Taylor keeps us grounded we learn from her” Everything Andrea said made us so emotional and proud of Taylor and her mom. One thing I will never forget is when I said to Mama Swift “Thank you soo much for picking us!” And she said “As soon as I saw your Junior Jewels and your posters I said to myself "They’re In!” We also met Rachel Platten who was an angel!
When we left the Loft I had to have Zoe pinch me because I thought I was dreaming. Of course We broke down after we left but it was seriously the best night of our lives!

loft89experience
taylorswift

anonymous asked:

CARLAAAAAAAA IS THIS THE REEEEEAL LIFEEEEEEEEE OR IT THIS JUST FANTAAAAAAAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT HUG EVEN REEEEEAL *DEAD*

ikr!! cos the sheo hug has been an issue on this fandom for quite some time now, srsly i was beginning to feel like olaf

hug

just hug

why aren’t they hugging

do you think they know how to hug

(out of character, that is)

AND THEN TODAY!! ASDFGHJK HOLY MOTHER OF HUGS LOOK AT THAT… THAT’S ALMOST 4PLAY

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [x] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [x] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [x] YES.

Sex?:

  • [x] Let’s do it. (IF WE WERE DATING FOR A WHILE, THEN YES)
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [x] Yes. (You already did)
  • [] No.
Send me a person/character and I'll tell you:

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

anonymous asked:

Front-desk-chettah: Hello

@front-desk-chettah

If we kissed:
[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[X] Kiss you back.
[X] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:
[] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[X] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[X] YES.

Sex?:
[X] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[X] FUCK YES.
[] No.

Should you reblog this?:
[X] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [X] Again, again.
  • [X] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [X] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [X] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [X] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [X] Yes.
  • [] No.

FORGIVEN: Shall we have some fun Condesce?