holy shit guy is so hot

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

  • what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
  • what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
  • rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

  • what i had: hot dog and shake
  • what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
  • rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

  • what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
  • what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
  • rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

  • what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
  • rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

  • what i had: piza slice
  • what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
  • rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all
After the finale

*two main characters had sex*
*a main character tried to kill herself*
*that same main character burned her own house down*
*a main character got shot*
My Feed: HOLY SHIT TWO CHARACTERS MADE OUT ON A COUNTER FOR TWENTY SECONDS AND THEN THIS GUY LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS LEATHER JACKET LIKE YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

Jin Appreciation Post

Okay I think we all need to take a minute and just stop and take one good look this post. JIN IS SOO CUTE AND HOT. I don’t know which one I would categorize him as but he fits in both very well.

GOTTA LOVE JIN EVEN IF HE MAKES DAD JOKES. (SAME AF)

I WILL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THIS POST!

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WELL REST IN PEACE TO ME! I JUST DIED! LIKE HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SO HOT?!?!?!

AH WHERE CAN I MEET A GUY LIKE HIM?

*Cries*

He’s so beautiful

Dating Wade Wilson Would Include

AN: This is going to be a bit more perverse than the other Would Includes because, hey, it’s Wade.


  • Being very confused when he starts talking to no-one and looking elsewhere tells the audience about how awesome and badass he is
    • You will get used to it, you have no other choice really
    • Sometimes you will also jokingly throw in something you want him to narrate (like how amazing you think he is or something that makes you seem wonderful)
      • This will always, without fail, result in Wade turning back to no-one the audience so he can gush about how wonderful you are

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highlights of 4x03
  • day trip 2.0 let’s goooo 
  •  of course Bellamy thinks he won’t get a spot on the Ark and OF COURSE Clarke is like YES YOU FUCKING WILL
  • hi luna!!
  • the hand nuzzle
  • every indra scene is awesome
  • hi jackson!!
  • can bellamy and clarke stand any closer?? like for real get closer go kiss
  • bellamy driving the rover hot damn
  • the hand nuzzle
  • JAHA RIDING IN THE BACKSEAT LIKE A KID 
  •  also yay!! papa miller’s back!! 
  • murphy stealing the medicine to help a child just like his dad did for him :“”((( 
  •  GAIA IS MY QUEEN I LOVE HER 
  •  AND HOLY SHIT SHE’S INDRA’S DAUGHTER 
  • the hand nuzzle
  •  "SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU" “YOU’VE GOT IT BACKWARDS"ok they love each other so much ok
  • Bellamy sure has a lot of fun with that rover wow 
  • the bellarke hand nuzzle did you guys see it
  •  Hmmm ok Octavia I respect you for helping my girl Gaia like that 
  •  OH MY GOD 
  • THAT BELLARKE SCENE 
  • BELLAMY SNOOZING ON THE COUCH 
  •  CLARKE PUTTING DOWN BELLAMY’S NAME 
  •  BELLAMY WRITING DOWN HERS 
  •  "If you’re on the list, I’m on the list” aka IF YORE A BIRD IM A BIRD 
  • THE FUCKING HAND NUZZLE
  • CLARKE AND BELLAMY LOVE AND TRUST AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER SO MUCH OKAY
Dating Them Would Include...

Max

  • Fun Boyfriend™
  • seriously, you swear that you’ve developed a pair of abs from laughing so much
  • him constantly being a little shit
  • you eventually getting angry with him
  • “you’re hot when you’re mad babe”
  • calling each other cunt in the most loving ways
  • pillow forts in the living room because you’re adults !!
  • adopting tons of cats together
  • make outs galore
  • so many hickies
  • having sex literally everywhere
  • to the point where the two of you travel the world just to see how many places you can christen
  • him being highkey super possessive
  • and also highykey super clingy
  • you always making sure he doesn’t over work himself and de-stressing him
  • “thanks for taking care of me, cunt”

Joji

  • constantly making heart eyes at each other
  • because you’re so deeply in love
  • tOns of cuddles
  • always making each other laugh
  • especially when if you’re mad at each other; neither of you can stay angry for long
  • helping him with his music
  • SO much teasing
  • sexual and nonsexual ;)))
  • spontaneous dates
  • him secretly liking being the little spoon but won’t admit it
  • him lowkey being very possessive over you
  • if a random stranger started flirting with you he’d probably wouldn’t do much except stare the guy down until he left
  • he’d probably be very vanilla in bed
  • but he can also be rEALLY REALLY FUCKING KINKY
  • like holy shit
  • he’d probably call you some really cute fucking nickname like “princess” or some shit
  • but only in private because ew
  • even though he’d probably constantly show you off because “you’re just super fuckin hot”

Ian

  • having a lazy day like almost every day because you both hate doing stuff outside of the house
  • walking the dogs together and being super cute
  • he constantly needs to be touching you
  • whether it be a hand on your thigh, or an arm wrapped around your waist, or his hand clutched in yours
  • sex with him would be aMAZING
  • like fight me on this
  • you literally obsessing over his veiny arms
  • he probably has so many kinks that the two of you would try
  • spontaneous dates
  • like he’d wake you up at like 3am and be like “hey you wanna go get ice cream or something?”
  • the two of you LOVE going on road trips together
  • he’d probably take you with him when he goes australia with max because he’d miss you too much
  • even though he has a certain persona about him he’s an actual puppy dog with you
  • the only thing you normally wear around this house is his shirts
  • seeing you wearing his shirts being a huge turn-on for him; especially when you’re wearing just his shirt and some skimpy underwear
  • “you drive me insane, you know that?”
  • rough sex
  • slow sex
  • romantic sex
  • all kinds of sex
  • did i mention how amazing the sex is?
  • idk dude ian would just be an amazing boyfriend ok

I had no good ideas of a B-day fanart for him so I just did a super fanart of him that took me AN ENTIRE DAY to do.
Anyway HAPPY B-DAY INK!!!!!(first time drawing him YISUS)
He’s such an amazing character with a beautiful concept, I love him. Mye, you’re a amazing and very very very talented person and I have tumblr because of you and your character. Thank you for the laughs and for always being a person with a Bright and cheerful personality. I wish you the best of luck

AND IT LOOKS SUPER RAD LIKE HOLY SHIT I LOVE COMPOSITIONS LIKE THIS I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU I JUST ADORE THIS WOW.

And oh no oh NO the sweet words too thank you so much this is so nice I just ;___; Yeah. I don’t always manage to be bright and cheerful but online, for you guys, I try. Being originally hot headed and very passionate in my behavior in general (aka not patient) and working on MYSELF to be the opposite all the time can get frustrating, but I’m proud of having control over myself when I do! Sorry for rambling on your lovely piece but yeah I LOVE it. HE IS LITERALLY SKATING ON RAINBOWS

andrewminxardd  asked:

hellooo, update on the fake/pretend relationship please?? thanks💖💖

hi

All the broken hearts in the world still beat by dragon_temeraire (1/1 | 3,353 | PG13)

Stiles totally needs to make Lydia Martin jealous. Yeah. And his best chance is to convince star lacrosse player Derek Hale to (fake) date him.

Pretend by MadnessofVoid (1/1 | 3,683 | G)

This time, Stiles blurted out something utterly stupid.

“Thanks for the offer, but I’ll be coming with my boyfriend.”

It was a beat too late before he realized what he had said. He had to tamper down his horror as Headache Lawrence begrudgingly congratulated him. Followed by telling the entire building that Stiles had a boyfriend.

And then, and then, Georgina came up to Stiles, gushing and sounding so excited that her favorite had a boyfriend. She just couldn’t wait to meet the man that had won her Stiles’ heart! Give the man cookies and kisses on the cheek! Because Stiles was like a grandson to her, and this mysterious boyfriend would become like her second grandson!

This was when Stiles knew he had fucked up.

Date Me by cloudyskiesandcurlyfries (1/1 | 2,073 | G)

Stiles and Derek pretend to date to see how long it will take Scott to notice and they end up forming a real relationship along the way

It’s Always Been You by charlesdk (1/1 | 6,085 | PG13)

Stiles’ love life was practically non-existing, always had been. He was always terrible at picking up clues when people hit on him (it had happened, Erica had been witness to it and had been the one to let him know it was happening in the first place) because he never expected anyone to do so.

He wasn’t the most desirable guy around, he knew that. He was loud, extremely nerdy, never knew when to stop talking, not exactly much of a looker if you asked him, the list was endless.

Point was, he never did know when someone was flirting with him. Which was probably how he ended up in the fight that would change his life for the better.

Fight Me Valentine by smokesforsterek (1/1 | 7,846 | PG13)

“Who wants to go to dinner with me on Valentine’s Day and have a dramatic fight in the restaurant?” Stiles blurbs out of nowhere.
“I’ll do it,” Derek’s face is blank, Stiles might even dare to say nervous.

or the one where Stiles comes up with a plan to have a Big Dramatic Break Up™ at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day. Derek agrees to help.

May I Interest You in an Apology Muffin? by Leslie_Knope (1/1 | 1,478 | PG13)

“Wait, seriously? Who is it? C’mon, just tell me.”

“Uh…,” Stiles said, buying for time while he looked around as surreptitiously as possible. “That guy over there,” he whispered finally, jerking his chin toward the dark-haired guy three tables over, a guy so hot that Stiles’ only chance with him would most definitely be in an imaginary scenario.

Scott looked over his shoulder at the guy and got that determined glint in his eye that Stiles recognized, just about three seconds too late. Scott was gonna do something that he thought was heroic but was actually dumb.

“Scott!” he hissed, grabbing for his backpack and nearly knocking over their coffee cups in his haste to follow him. “Oh, holy shit.”

Massage (Jack Maynard Smut)

AN: sorry if this sucks, I haven’t written in so long, let me know what you think! Requests are always open!

Warnings: NSFW, unprotected sex, dirty talk


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“Con?” I whined as I walked through his and jacks apartment door.

“He’s not here, out with Ollie.” Jack turned around to face me from the kitchen counter.

“Ughhh!” I huffed as I stormed over into their living room, plopping down face first into the couch.

“Why do you need him?” Jack asked following me.

“My back kills from work and I wanted him to massage it.” I spoke into the couch cushion.

“I could do it, I was the one who taught him how anyway,” Jack rolled his eyes, I turned my head to look at him.

“Really? You’d do that for me?” I smiled.

“Of course, YN.” He rolled his eyes.

“But I’m wearing a dress..”

“Nothing I haven’t seen before, babe.” He chuckled as I blushed.

Jack and I were best friends, and of course best friends do crazy shit, like skinny dip together or even sometimes accidentally see each other change.

“Alright, but no funny shit.” He laughed and nodded before straddling my legs.

I felt my dress being slowly pulled up to my shoulders, exposing my bare ass.

His hands started putting pressure on my sore spots and they instantly started to feel better.

“That feels so damn good.” I hummed into the cushion.

Jack started adding my pressure on my sore spots, earning my moans from me.

“Fuck Jack,” I moaned, his grip on my waist got tighter and I swear I felt his dick rub against my ass.

His hands slowly started to linger lower to my ass but I was in too much ecstasy to say anything.

“Jack, what are you doing?” I moaned as I felt his big hands start to massage my thighs, close to my center.

“Don’t worry, just relax.” He shushed me, my eyes fluttered shut listening to his soothing voice.

I felt his finger tips ghost over my clit before they dipped into my panties pushing them to the side.

“So wet, so pretty.” He spoke, mostly to himself.

His fingers slid against my wet slit before pushing into my core. My back instantly arched.

“Jack?” I questioned him.

“Just stop thinking YN, we’re gonna massage all the way to your core.” He shushed me.

“Fuck jack,” I moaned out, trying to push my pussy closer to his fingers. His other hand gripped my waist and held me down so I couldn’t move.

“You feel so tight, baby.” He hummed, slowly dragging his fingers in and out of me.

“Jack, I need more.” I barley breathed out.

“What do you want, baby?” He circled his thumb against my clit, teasing me.

“I need you, please.” I arched my back trying to get closer to him.

“What do you need, YN, come on baby, beg for my cock.”

“Please, please fuck me Jack, I can’t take it anymore.” I whined loudly.

“Good girl,” he hummed removing his fingers from me.

I whined at the loss of contact, Jack chuckled and I heard his belt unbuckling behind me.

I felt the couch dip as he got up and dropped his pants and boxers on the ground and then got back behind me.

He dragged my panties down my legs before sliding his between my folds.

“You’re so hot.” Jack groaned as he pulled my hips up so we were in doggy style position.

I felt his cock slowly slide into me, we both let out a moan at the same time.

“Holy shit,” I cried out, my face burying into the couch cushion.

His large hands gripped my hips pulling me into his thrust every time.

He felt amazing, his cock knew all the right places to hit, I could feel every inch of him being buried inside of me.

“Jack! Fuck me harder” His gripped got tighter, I swear I’ll have bruises there in the morning, he complied with my command and thrusted harder and harder into me.

“Jack..I’m no gonna last long.” I groaned, his hands left my hips and gripped onto my hair.

“Fuck Yn, me either.” He pulled my hair so I was pulled up against his body.

He quickly connected our lips and I immediately kissed back. He reached his hand around to my front, while we were still kissing, and started to circle my clit again.

“Jack,” I whispered out of breath, he nodded, assuming what I was thinking.

He pulled out of me and I climbed off the couch.

“Take your dress off.” He commanded as he pulled his shirt off too.

“No bra? You dirty girl.” He smirked watching me.

He sat down on the couch and I straddled his lap.

“You’re so beautiful.” Jack smiled as I blushed.

I took Jacks length in my hand and started to stroke it. I started slowly rocking my body, against his cock, sliding it between my folds.

He starting kissing my neck, trailing little kisses and love bites down my collar bones and boobs.

I lined him up at my entrance and sunk down onto him. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled on his hair as he stretched me out.

“Fuck jack, you feel so good.” He groaned as I tugged on the hair by the nape of his neck.

His hands flew to my hips to help guide me. All you could hear was the sound of skin slapping and our moans.

“Jack, I’m so close.” I whined. My head fell into the crook of his neck. I started leaving love bites all over his neck, marking him up for everyone to see.

“Fuck YN, me too.” He breathed out, tilting his head back so I have more access.

I grinder my hips down harder as I felt the familiar knot in my stomach start to build up.

“Jack, fuck I’m cumming!” I groaned out. He smirked at me and bit my neck as I came. I kept riding him, trying to make him spill over the edge.

“Fuck YN, you gotta get off before I cum inside of you.” He tried to compose himself.

“Just do it baby, I’m on the pill.” His eyes lit up and he quickly picked me up and flipped us into missionary position.

His hips drilled so fast into me I was starting to see stars.

“Holy shit jack!” I was so sensitive.

“Fuck baby, cum again, you can do it.” His thumb flew to my clit and started to attack it.

“Jack! Jack! Fuck!” My back arched my eyes screwed shut, and my toes started to curl as he thruster harder into me. I felt myself being pushed over the edge again and I let myself go.

“Fuck that was so hot.” He threw his head back as I felt him cum inside of me. He kept thrusting, riding out our highs.

He kept himself inside of me as he pulled me up and sat back down so we were in the riding position again.

“That was amazing.” He smirked as he kissed me roughly.

“I was waiting to do that forever.” Jack groaned against my lips.

“Hey Jac- holy shit guys! About time!” Conor covered his eyes.

“Fuck off Con! Get outta here!” Jack pulled me against him so Conor couldn’t see anything.

“It’s my house too, prick.” Conor laughed as he walked down the hall into his room.

“He’s never gonna let me live this down.” I groaned burying my face into his neck.

“Oh well, something this good shouldn’t be forgotten.” Jack smirked, quickly winking at me.

something to agree upon

pairing: jamilton

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summary: it’s three am and the fire alarm in the apartment building goes off. Based on a text post I can’t find.


BEEP

BEEP

BEEEEP

BEEEEEEEEEP

Alex shoved his face further into his pillow trying to muffle the noise that was interrupting the rare rest he was finally getting. When the pillow wasn’t enough to muffle the incessant alarm going off Alex resigned himself to another restless night and swung his legs over the edge of the bed.

The fire alarm wasn’t an unfamiliar noise in this building. His neighbors were a reckless bunch. From John downstairs who loved wrecking shit to Laf next door who had a love of cooking but terrible execution. Alex knew it was no big deal and wasn’t exactly pressed to get out of his apartment. Hopefully if he dragged his feet long enough the alarm would stop before he made it out the front door and he could have some peace of mind.

Unfortunately that wasn’t the case. Even after spending three minutes looking for his pajama bottoms and another two looking for the matching top the alarm hasn’t ceased.

He nearly punched the wall seeing the elevators were automatically shut down by the alarms ringing and cursed the entire way down the four flights of stairs to the ground level of his apartment building.

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.: how to catch a nerd 1 :.

time to make you thirst for hot nerd! peter 👅 I told nat the only fictional part of homecoming is how no one has a crush on Peter.

can you believe all peter has to do in his movie is mess up that dorky haircut of his and he’d be the hot nerd?

[how to catch a nerd tags] n/a

**dont plagiarize/repost this story**

warnings: a few cuss words

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Your best friend Sera, was very excited about you transferring to Midtown High. Your parents had recently moved to a nice, suburban neighborhood, which now put you closer to Midtown’s district.

To make a long story short, you and Sera were good friends during your elementary and middle school years, but split apart during the start of high school. You went to Hagstrom Academy while she went to Midtown School of Science and Technology. It wasn’t until the start of your sophomore year that you realized that you were going to transfer to Sera’s school after your move, and she was ecstatic to say the least.

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fine lines

 [ reader x taeyong ] !college au 

part i

▿ nct’s: taeyong

word count; 1.479

 contains some mature language


Originally posted by t-yong




“ Red.

All he saw was red.

The girl he’s been watching for weeks upon end

The way her auburn brown hair cascaded around her small face. The way she scrunched her pointed nose as she tried to come up with something at the top of her head. The way she so delicately tucked strands of hair behind her pierced ears. The simplest, yet purest color of pink that tinted her plump lips. The color red fitted her so perfectly. It danced ravishingly across her delicate, soft looking skin. 

Taeyong watched the girl as she continuously pulled the red cotton long sleeved sweater towards her palms, swaying her head to a tune that was only heard to her own ears through headphones. Calmly scribbling across a notebook as she continued to peer through her round spectacles, looking forward at her laptop screen.


Pink

All you saw was pink.

The boy you’ve been watching ever since classes started.

No matter how many times you’ve scolded yourself to stop gazing at him like he was golden treasure, you simply couldn’t. Something about him was so fascinating, so mesmerizing, so unbearably attractive. His name was Lee Taeyong, a name that’s able to tug at your heart strings. A name that was easily remembered and recognized due to his outstanding and exquisite facial features. You were almost fully convinced that every girl on campus was in love with Lee Taeyong, and you were undoubtedly, one of them.

It was crazy how Taeyong was literally a walking angel, in your over exaggerated mind. You constantly thought about how he was crafted delicately and carefully by the gods himself because hell, it’s the truth right?

“Y/n, literally every single girl on this campus is in love with Taeyong. I mean hey,” Your best friend Hani says, holding up her hands in a defensive respond whilst shrugging her shoulders. “Don’t get me wrong he’s good looking or whatever but you never know what he’s like..” Hani added. She then picked up her coke can and sipped the carbonated drink through the clear straw.

It was lunch break at this time. On typical days, Hani and you would go to the cafeteria to buy whatever the campus was serving that day. You both sat outside in the courtyard that had a couple dozen tables spaced out from one another. They were painted a maroon color, but was soon fading due to too much sun exposure. 

“Yeah I know Han,” You huffed and plopping a ketchup covered french fry inside of your mouth. You hated sitting outside but you only did it to see Taeyong. Although all you could see was his broad back and his muscles flexing through his almost see through white shirt, it was worth it. You stared at his dusty pink hair whipping furiously with the wind, his biceps flexing as he stabs into his chicken, cutting it. Watching him converse with his friends, Johnny, Yuta and Taeil. With a long, death silent moment, Hani couldn’t help but sigh obnoxiously loud.

“What?” You question, diverting your eyes to Hani’s face who was clearly bored and irritated. 

“Why don’t you go talk to him? Stop being a creep.” She jokingly said. 

You bit your bottom lip lightly at the thought.

May I should talk to him? I mean what’s the hurt in that?

You thought. 

But anxiety soon started to set it and your brain was now consumed with a million questions.

What if he thinks I’m just like every single girl on this campus who only wants to talk to him just because he’s good looking? What if he thinks I’m just some desperate girl?

Shaking your head at Hani’s question. “Nope. Absolutely not.” You respond, picking up your chicken sandwich and taking a huge bite from it so you wouldn’t have to explain your thought process to your closest friend who was about to be on the edge of her seat.

“Are you serious, Y/n? There’s no reason to be intimidated by his looks, treat him like any other person.” She says, running her hand through her short bob.

Hani soon changed the subject and starting blabbering on about how unfair her maths professor was, you look back over to where Taeyong was sitting, realizing that he is has now stood up collecting his things with Johnny, Yuta and Taeil. With your mouth still full of your chicken sandwich, you watched him with every step and move he made. Taeil, who was friends with Hani, surprisingly, made his way towards where you two were sitting.

“Hey Hani. Hi Hani’s friend. When did you start sitting outside?” Taeil questions, glancing at you with a small smile. 

“Oh.. you know.. just felt like I needed some sunlight..” Hani responds, lying straight through her teeth. Hani hated being outside as much as you did, but she only sat outside because all you wanted to do was drool over Taeyong. Taeil nodded his head slightly, and shifted uncomfortably.

“Well I was wondering if you and your friend here wanted to go the art show tonight for Taeyong since one of his paintings got sponsored.” He says, gleaming and motioning his hands to Johnny, Yuta and Taeyong who were still near their table talking.

Not only was Taeyong a completely and utterly beautiful human being, he was also a very talented artist. You would constantly see his work posted around in the art classroom that even the art teacher is intimidated by his skill. 

You flick your eyes over to Hani who is looking right at you, a small smirk forming on her lips. 

Shit. 

You thought. You knew exactly what she was about to do, and you didn’t like it at all.

“Sure! Sounds like a fantastic idea! Why don’t you tell your friends we’re coming along?” Hani says, putting on her best show of acting enthusiastic. Taeil smiled widely and nodded his head, calling Johnny, Yuta and Taeyong over.

Fuck. Shit. God damn it. Why does Hani have to do this to you? You’ve never been in a 3 feet premise of Taeyong. You’ve never even seen him up close! You quickly chew your food and take a sip of your water. You started fiddling with your fingers underneath the table due to the overwhelming amount of nerves that ran through your entire body. You look up, directly at Taeyong who seemed to be in a full conversation with Yuta whilst walking over to your table. Hani began to snicker silently, watching you unwind into a nervous wreck. You snap your head towards Hani who was covering her mouth from laughing, sending her an ice cold glare. 

You hesitantly look back at Taeyong, who was now looking straight at you. Eyes locking. If this didn’t want to make you die any faster then you didn’t know what else would. His smooth, dark brown, puppy eyes made your heart melt onto the floor. The way it complimented his pale, pink under toned skin as it glistened in the sunlight. He ran his long, skinny fingers through his pastel pink hair, staring down at you. You look down at your fingers sheepishly, brushing your hair behind your ear, exposing your pierced ears.

“Tae, Hani and her friend are joining Johnny, Yuta and I for your art show that you were sponsored in.” Taeil spoke, diverting his attention to Taeyong. He nodded slightly and gave a small smile. “We’ll be there, for sure.” Hani added, smiling. 

You couldn’t fathom the emotions you felt towards Hani for this. Your heart pounded in your throat and the butterflies in your stomach were now suffocating your lungs. You look up at Hani quickly who quirked her eyebrow at you, then looking at Johnny and Yuta. “Sounds good.” Johnny says, smiling a dazzlingly smile.

Flickering your eyes towards Johnny who had an awfully comforting face, made your nerves somewhat better. You glance slightly at Taeyong who was still staring at you, his pink bottom lip in between his shiny white teeth. Slowly releasing it from his teeth, he smiles lightly at you. “Well I expect to see you guys there.” His deep, raspy voice rumbles and then walks off with Yuta, Johnny and Taeil.

Your heart was going a million miles an hour. 

Holy shit. Holy shit.

The two words that were only going through your mind. You felt your cheeks redden and your whole body began to feel hot. You cannot even believe that Taeyong made eye contact with you and spoke towards you. After all of those weeks you practically drooled over him, dreamt of him. It was so surreal.

Looking over your shoulder you see Taeyong, opening the door and glancing your way once again, sending you a slight smile.

“Well I expect to see you guys there.”  Was all that echoed through your mind.

God damn you, Lee Taeyong.


yaaas taeyong!! i swear you guys, i’ve been getting some feels for taeyong ever since cherry bomb was released.. like please stop with this emotional abuse. but anyways!! this is going to be a short series so please enjoy it and let me know how you think of it and if you want more!! :’)

‘cilla

Amare. [M]

Pairing: Taehyung X Jungkook X Reader

Genre: Smut, sort of fluff too?

Word Count: 2.6K

Sequel to Omertá, only with Taekook. A Jin sequel may or may not will follow :) [Do not fret kids, I will make sure Midnight writes this!] 

Originally posted by thetaekooks

Adjusting the straps of your bag, you took a deep breath bravely. Around you, life continued, with people excitedly tittering about, grins adorning their bright faces, seemingly the exact opposite of how you were feeling. It’s not that you were missing either Tae, Jungkook or Jin right now, there was no way. You were just…worried about going back to college, that’s all.

As you walked forward, you lamented on the fact that there was no one clinging at your arm, to assure you, no fingers carding through your hair to hold you still, no arm slung around your waist to provide comfort, nothing at all that could anchor you.

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