holmes d&d

anonymous asked:

"Have you desensitized yourself yet?" John asks a few weeks after he gives Sherlock the photo album of him in uniform. "Why?" Sherlock asks looking up from the paper to see John standing in front of him in his old uniform, "oh!" "I guess not," John smiles as Sherlock promptly faints. When Sherlock regains consciousness John has moved him into their bedroom. "Maybe I should have started with a piece of the uniform instead," John smiles and puts on his dog tags. Sherlock faints again.

PFFT

The party battles cyclopean humanoids in the dungeon (Fangorn, aka Chris Baker, reinterpreting David Sutherland’s title page illustration for the UK version of Holmes Basic D&D published by Games Workshop in 1977.  Via Greyharp on the Dragonsfoot forums.)  Fangorn kept Sutherland’s basic elements – a wizard and two fighters by a column vs orc-sized foes.

Dragon by David Sutherland from the early printings of D&D module B2: The Keep on the Borderlands, TSR, 1980.  In 1981 it was cut from B2 and moved to the later printings of B1: In Search of the Unknown.  Neither adventure includes a dragon encounter, so there’s no official explanation for the lack of wings.

anonymous asked:

Potterlock - Sherlock and John meet waiting to find wands at Olivander's. They try out a few wands and none of them are working for them so Mr. Olivander hunts around for a very specific box. "These two wands refuse to be separated," he tells them, "I've had to store them together ever since they were made." When Sherlock and John waive the wands they're a perfect fit. When they get sorted at Hogwarts, John goes to Gryffindor and Sherlock asks The Sorting Hat to keep them together.

KAFJKDLS;AAJFKDLS;AJFDKSLA; YUS!!1`~♥

anonymous asked:

"Sherlock what are you doing here?" John asks his ballet dancer boyfriend shows up in the locker room during half time. "Just providing you with a little incentive," Sherlock says dragging him into the equipment room. "Oh god!" John gasps and then covers his mouth as Sherlock drops to his knees. "John Hamish Watson, will you marry me?" Sherlock asks taking out a ring. "This is my incentive?" John says shocked. "No, the hotel suite I'm going to fuck you in once you say yes is your incentive."

‘oh!!! :3

kirakira-suteki  asked:

"Oh John, very funny" says Sherlock sarcastically "Really funny!". John only snickers, trying to look contrite but failing. Sherlock is pacing angry with a big flan shapped jelly with his skull inside. "What I do now, John??". John is still trying not to laugh "Well, maybe you could... you know, eat it?"

PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA XD ~♥

anonymous asked:

Potterlock - Mycroft is potions master and he really doesn't like Third year student John Watson. Or at least he doesn't like John until the boy becomes best friends with Mycroft's kid brother Sherlock. After that Mycroft goes out of his way to make amends for treating John badly during his first three years at Hogwarts. John becomes one of his top students and he spends every other weekend teaching John and Sherlock to brew potions that even the seventh years don't get to learn.

jkfll;dsajfFJKDA;fjkdaal;fj aah!!! OHMYGOSH!! :D

anonymous asked:

Kidcroft - for homework Mycroft's class is supposed to draw a picture of their bedroom and tell the class about it the next day. Mycroft goes home and draws his bedroom but thinks the picture is awful. After he presents it to the class he sits back down next to Greg, the closest thing he has to a friend, who tells him his room looks and sounds really cool and asks if he they could have a sleepover so he can see it in person.

anonymous asked:

The explosion roused John from his sleep and he ran from their bedroom to make sure Sherlock was ok. "He's a wizard John!" Sherlock said gleefully. "Our son exploded our kitchen?" John said suspiciously. "I was making him french toast for breakfast and he wanted pancakes. He started throwing a fit and turned the tiny little flame on the stove into a fireball. It was awesome!" Sherlock explained. "No it wasn't, we need a new kitchen and our son is going to get sorted into Slytherin!"

anonymous asked:

"John, I need to use the bathroom," Sherlock says soon after they gain access to the military base. "Ok," John says and quickly figures out where the nearest bathroom is. "I need you to come with me," Sherlock tells him looking down at the bulge in his trousers. "Oh!" John exclaims a bit too loudly for Sherlock's liking, "I thought you just had a thing for me in my uniform not men in uniform." "It is but I accidentally thought about you in uniform," Sherlock admits guiltily. "You're forgiven."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUS!!! \o/ ~♥