Alright so. I have this little group of internet friends. I decided to write them down.
A couple years ago, I was taught how to make an origami wishing star. You’re supposed to write the wish down on the strip of paper and then fold it up and put it somewhere safe.
My wishes have come true like this before so I figured why not. It’s fun. Either way I’ll have a little reminder of wonderful people. But anyways. I wrote your usernames down. If all goes well, I will get to meet each of you in person. I would love to see all your lovely faces out of a screen.
Meveret: i still ship Kevin and Earl Meveret: WHAT IF THAT IS IT Meveret: EARL COMES ON ALL HAPPY TALKING ABOUT THE SMILING GOD Meveret: and he has to snap out of it to sound normal holloweyedradiohost: oh my god holloweyedradiohost: i pray to the smiling god that its a thing Meveret: sorry my… new boyfriend Meveret: got me into this religion Meveret: any way Meveret: how have you been Cecil Meveret: LISTENERS WE NEED TO CUT TO THE WEATHER WHILE I HAVE A LONG HARD TALK WITH EARL holloweyedradiohost: lmfao that will happen Meveret: before the weather cuts you hear Cecil yell Meveret: WHY ARE YOU DATING THAT THING- holloweyedradiohost: and then a passive aggressive song
“Until next time, Desert Bluffs, Until Next Time.” Kevin lilted into the microphone. the ‘ON AIR’ sign was switched off as his broadcast ended, slowly fading back to the dark box it had previously been. he grinned that wicked grin of his and stood up, but he felt uneasy. He didn’t know what was making him feel this way, but he didn’t like it one bit. he looked around his studio. everything seemed to be the way it should be. Kevin shrugged and left the room, locking the door behind him, as he always did. but he stopped. he heard something coming from the break-room.
“Vanessa?” he called, incase his intern hadn’t actually one home yet. “Vanessa is that you in there?”
no answer came from the break-room.
Kevin stepped in and saw that there was no one even in the break-room. everything was as it should be….
how strange he thought to himself, turning around to leave, but as he did, a strange deep emerald green vortex opened up in the wall behind him. Kevin turned around to see what was going on, but the vortex seemed to be pulling him towards it, whilst all the furniture in the room stayed where it was. it was only taking him.
Kevin struggled against the vortex, but to no avail. he neared the vortex, and everything went black.
When Kevin came to, his front hurt a lot, and he was face down on the ground… it felt like he’d just been thrown to the ground. he raised his head, only to be met by an identical man standing over him.
I had a dream that I ran into holloweyedradiohost walking around in Milwaukee and we freaked out and started talking (in German I think? Weird.) but then frieddemonpotato came up to us, handed me a Strexpet, said “her name is Jim,” and walked away. And now I don’t know what to do with myself because what