Me before cop!Killian:
WTF is the point of a reboot??!! End the show like it should be ended, instead of dragging it out. There's no point when half the cast isn't even --
Me after cop!Killian:
sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do say so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
what we mean: i don’t understand why ubisoft won’t make a vaas prequel or just give us anything to do with vaas, like we’re good people we don’t deserve this, can michael mando like sort something out, it’s been too long people and you kiLLED HIM OFF HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME LIKE WTF time to give back ubisoft
not all guys have dicks!!!!
not all guys WANT dicks!!!
not all guys have flat chests!!!
not all guys WANT flat chests!!!
not all guys are buff and can go to the gym and get huge muscles!!!
not all guys WANT to do that!!
some guys are androgynous!!!
some guys are super feminine!!!
that doesn’t make them any less of a guy!!!
Y’all know my Awful Roommate right? The one with the horrible dog that pisses and shits everywhere and lives in the hallway?
Today my razors came in the mail (Dollar Shave Club, yo holla) and someone brought them into the apartment and left them in the hallway before leaving the house.
I just got home from work and found the package chewed up and strewn all through the hallway with the razor heads scattered around. I picked them up and tossed them in my bathroom drawer and left the packaging mess for Awful Roommate to clean up because hell will freeze over before I clean up after her mutt.
So she just got home and saw the mess and is now panicking trying to find the razor heads. She pinned him down and pried his mouth open afraid that he ate them and from the sound of it, he bit her because she was agitating him. So now she’s desperately searching the hallway for the blades. I’ve been sitting in my room listening to her freaking out for about five minutes now.
I’m just going to let her keep doing that. Serves her right for being the worst roommate I’ve ever had (which is an accomplishment because I’ve had some truly shitty roommates).