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Weird Holidays the Signs should celebrate

Aries: Common Courtesy Day (Mar 21)

Taurus: Pizza Party Day (May 19)

Gemini: Repeat Day (June 3)

Cancer: Take your Dog to Work Day (June 23)

Leo: Lazy Day (Aug 10)

Virgo: Be Late for Something Day (Sep 5)

Libra: Wear Something Gaudy Day (Oct 17)

Scorpio: National Absurdity Day (Nov 20)

Sagittarius: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)

Capricorn: Make up your Mind Day (Dec 31)

Aquarius Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (11 Feb, United States)

Pisces: Public Sleeping Day (Mar 16)

Dream Vacations for the Signs

…because we all dream about being miles away sometimes. 

Hiking (Aries, Taurus)

listen and dream yourself away

being one with nature, waking up to the chirping of the birds and the rustling of the trees, bonfires, the overwhelming feeling of freedom, disbelief towards the beauty of nature, wind making your hair dance, physical exhaustion but mental satisfaction

Road Trip (Gemini, Sagittarius)

listen and dream yourself away

listening to music on full volume, old gas stations, watching the world roll past in front of the car window, constant airflow to make the heat more bearable, pulling up to go skinny dipping or watch the stars, genuine laughter, hanging your head or hands out the window

Holidays by the lake (Cancer, Capricorn)

listen and dream yourself away

solitude, peace and quiet, rowing on  a hot and sunny day, watching the lake wake up und go to sleep with beautiful sunrises and sunsets, hot tea and wine, being with your favourite person, finding yourself, being free from troubles, watching nature sitting on a gangplank wrapped in blankets

Holidays at the beach (Leo, Pisces)

listen and dream yourself away

the sun warming you inside out, collecting shells, wasting your time in the sun, fooling around in the water, listening to the steady rythm of the tides, sand sticking to your body, smelling the salty sea breeze, burning your feet on the hot sand, the smell of sunscreen

Holidays in the city (Virgo, Libra)

listen and dream yourself away

visiting museums, sitting in beautiful cafés watching all different sorts people, long strolls to all of your favourite places on a sunny day, eating ice cream, smiling to strangers, taking pictures, watching the city wake up from a rooftop, midnight kisses under the streetlights

Holidays in the jungle (Scorpio, Aquarius)

listen and dream yourself away

wavy hair and summer dresses, lying in the hammock, wasting your day at a lagoon, living where no one can find you, worshipping nature, waking up to hundreds of different noises, diversity of plants and colors and animals, feeling completely relaxed

stammi vicino has been playing in my head for 72 hours

Signs as Badlands (Halsey) Songs

Aries: New Americana

Taurus: Hurricane

Gemini: Roman Holiday

Cancer: Drive

Leo: Castle

Virgo: Control

Libra: Ghost

Scorpio: Young God

Sagittarius: Coming Down

Capricorn: Haunting

Aquarius: Hold Me Down

Pisces: Colors

Daily Horoscopes - March 17th, 2017

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to anyone who is celebrating! Please be safe during any rituals and drink responsibly (or get hella turnt but have someone keep an eye on you).

ARIES: You’re still trying to make nice-nice between family members who haven’t spoken in… oh, who knows how long? And why? You’ve put your all into it. Isn’t it time for them to start trying too? Let yourself off the hook.

TAURUS: You’re sure that keeping quiet for one second longer will drive you nuts, but give it a shot. Some secrets aren’t meant to be shared, not with anyone. This just might be one of them.

GEMINI: How can it feel like a holiday on a workday? It’s not surprising, since your coworkers are also your friends. Have some fun. You can work extra hard later on in the week.

CANCER: It’s time to get out there and see if you can find someone who’s not afraid to return a long, lingering stare without blinking. Even if they give in before you do – well, isn’t that even more appealing?

LEO: Don’t blame the family member that’s trying too hard to get on your good side. They know what they might be losing, and they don’t want that to happen. At least understand that they care.

VIRGO: After days of ‘being nice’ you’ve had it. It’s time to return to your usual style: blunt and honest. You may want to keep a secret under wraps for a few days longer, though. Think of it as mercy.

LIBRA: You’re about to meet someone you’ll find extremely interesting. The reason you’ll fine them interesting however, is because they’re just a bit ‘dangerous’. Be sure it’s only a bit.

SCORPIO: Be careful what you say now, because even if you don’t intend to be so, each and every syllable you utter could hurt someone. If you’re angry, your best bet might be to just keep quiet.

SAGITTARIUS: Someone who’s in the regular crew you associate with is considering what it would take for you to step up and take charge – basically, to assume control of the steering wheel. Don’t be modest. Agree. But ask for a contract.

CAPRICORN: What a great way to start the day – with a nice, strong dose of romance. Whether you’re single or attached, you’re going to feel like a teenager. And you just wait – there’s even more in store!

AQUARIUS: You’ve got energy to burn and it’s a good thing. The universe has arranged an extremely busy day for you – you might even call it frenetic. Just stay calm and keep the coffee intake to a minimum.

PISCES: Hopefully, you weren’t planning on getting any rest tonight, because that’s just not going to happen. You may be able to relax, but don’t count on getting to sleep early.

The Signs As Holidays

Aries: Easter

Originally posted by highflyer211

Taurus: Mother’s Day

Originally posted by gurl

Gemini: Father’s Day

Originally posted by cinexphile

Cancer: Independence Day

Originally posted by shart-nado

Leo: Senior Citizen’s Day

Originally posted by utiligif

Virgo: Patriot Day

Originally posted by klaineandcrisscolfer4ever

Libra: Columbus Day

Originally posted by gifnews

Scorpio: Halloween

Originally posted by aphroditehigh

Sagittarius: Thanksgiving

Originally posted by wantering-blog


Capricorn: Christmas

Originally posted by hotmentohelpyoustudy

Aquarius: Chinese New Year

Originally posted by britishlikeburberry

Pisces: Saint Patricks Day

Originally posted by digitalloop

The signs going back to school:
  • Aries: Is gonna have to get ready to abandon their netflix and get back into studying hardcore
  • Taurus: Can't wait till interval and lunch
  • Gemini: Just wants to see all their friends everyday again
  • Cancer: Wait... school started?
  • Leo: Is glad to have something to do again
  • Virgo: Just wants to sleeeeeeeep
  • Libra: No.
  • Scorpio: Yayyy boys
  • Sagittarius: *mentally preparing to be busy all the time
  • Capricorn: *screaming
  • Aquarius: pshhh school... piece of cake
  • Pisces: Gets way too excited buying new school stationary
Signs as the months that best describe them

Aries: August - Sticky hot, dry, everyone wants summer to end already

Taurus: March - mild, but often rainy and grey, people know that better times are coming soon

Gemini: February - murky and cool, but calm

Cancer: September - sunny, mildly warm, looking forward to the rainy autumn

Leo: January - cold, snowy & gorgeous. A new beginning

Virgo: December -  cold but the streets are decorated for Christmas, that people await with excitement

Libra: April - warm, sunny from time to time, the quietest weather, people chasing easter eggs

Scorpio: October - weather changes every second, from sun to rain, Halloween decorations

Sagittarius: July - hot, lazy month, everyone is on holidays, enjoying the sun, resting

Capricorn: November - dull, windy and depressive time of the year, waiting for the long winter

Aquarius: June - Finally summer, sunbathing, relaxing

Pisces: May - warm, sunny, making plans for the summer, awaiting the holidays with excitement


Gifts For The Signs

*Check Sun, Moon, & Rising signs*

Aries - bluetooth speaker or wireless headphones, hat, lipstick, band t-shirt, antique mirror, penny board, neon sign, gym membership, work-out accessories, GoPro

Taurus - purse/tote/satchel, gift card to favorite restaurant or a book store, art, scarf, coffee mug, blanket, box of chocolates, silk robe, silver jewelry

Gemini - puzzle, book (new & intriguing), gossip magazine or newspaper subscription, nail polish, playing cards, kite, LP records, choker, unique pins/brooches, trivia games

Cancer - bath bombs, pearls, flowers, handmade crafts, candles, vintage cook book or utensils, framed photo or photo album, over-sized sweaters, gifts for their pets

Leo - music festival or theater tickets, rocking chair, hair clips, eye shadow, cigars, book (auto/biographies), retro games or decor, gold jewelry, champagne, selfie stick

Virgo - pillow, succulents, unique socks, red wine, typewriter, rings, books (self-help, psychological thriller, or motivational), massage oils, journal, yoga mat

Libra - home decor, earrings, perfume/cologne, fashion magazine subscription (Vogue, GQ…), silk pajamas, gift card to favorite clothing store, white wine, cuff links, vest

Scorpio - shoes, movies, lingerie, eye liner, video games, pocket knife, anything of leather or velvet, wallet, privacy screen, sunglasses, liquor, hoodie, $

Sagittarius - binoculars, waterproof speaker or phone case, keychain, books (philosophical, law, or spiritual) vintage maps, comedy show or concert tickets, video camera, address book, travel magazine subscription (NAT. Geo…)

Capricorn - watch, pottery, planner, tea, beanies, unique wreath, DIY craft book, skincare products, wine stoppers, telescope, gloves, terrarium, chalk or cork board

Aquarius - iTunes gift card, ukele, social magazine subscriptions (Rolling Stones…), flask, books (sci-fi/fantasy), bow tie, vinyl decals, instant camera, facial hair oil, patches, drone

Pisces - dream catcher, doc martens, mood ring, custom playlist, slippers, art supplies (watercolor paints…), hand-made/knitted clothing, lava lamp, a fish, hammock, poetry

the signs holiday shopping

spends all her money on everyone else because she wants to get her loved ones the best gifts ever: libra, aquarius, cancer, capricorn

buys everyone else cheapy gifts so she can spend money on herself: leo, sagittarius, scorpio, pisces

what holiday shopping?: virgo, taurus, gemini, aries

The signs during Christmas 🎄
  • Aries: enjoys Christmas and all the movies that come with it
  • Taurus: is all about the feast on Christmas Day
  • Gemini: IS A FUCKING ELF
  • Cancer: takes a while to get into the spirit but once they're in, they're all in
  • Leo: is extremely generous when buying gifts for their friends and fam
  • Virgo: has the best Xmas decorations out and impressive everyone with their gingerbread
  • Libra: is all about throwing the best Christmas party
  • Scorpio: wants to buy Xmas presents for all their closest friends and their crushes
  • Sagittarius: bring on the Christmas music jingle fucking bells
  • Capricorn: no.
  • Aquarius: leaves their shopping till Christmas Eve
  • Pisces: gets all their Xmas shopping done before December