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TIPS FOR SHOPPING FOR YOUR TRANS BOYFRIEND

Just some tips I’ve learned over the years to help with my boyfriend’s dysphoria

•vertical stripes (makes you seem taller)
•uneven patterns such as polka dots (hides any chest bumps)
•jackets, sweaters, or vests (layers hide curves. But be sure they’re not too long. Oversized clothes make you seem smaller. Hem should be no more than 2 inches below waist)
•graphic T shirt (make sure design is higher up on the chest to hide any chest bumps)
•pants (straight fitted. Go up a size. Try to get little to no breaks.)
•round or pointed toed shoes (square toed shoes make you seem shorter)
•hats, glasses, necklaces, bow ties, skinny ties (any accessories should be kept to the upper half of their body to draw the eye up and make them seem taller)
•binders (best binder brands I know of are Underworks, and G2cb)
•shoelifts (amazon has really good cheap ones)
• shop online for smaller men’s clothes (rue21, Zara, American Eagle, Express Men, Asos, H&M)

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Do you, or someone you care about, love books? Do you want to express how much you love to read? If the answer to either of those questions is yes you should check out my Redbubble store! It’s a book lovers paradise. Find mugs, shirts, stickers, phone cases, notebooks, posters, laptop cases, and so much more with all your favorite quotes and book fandoms! I also take requests so please don’t hesitate to message me! If you purchase something (thank you SO much!) please tag me in it or use the tag books and cupcakes store. Thanks very much and happy shopping!!!! <3

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🌟old movies renamed🌟
  • <b> rear window: the boy who cried murder<p/><b>an american in paris:</b> i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers<p/><b>the philadelphia story:</b> i want you back, i want you back🎵<p/><b>how to steal a million:</b> gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue<p/><b>cabaret:</b> drag and scandalous dances in WWII<p/><b>the sound of music:</b> where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)<p/><b>bringing up baby:</b> can we keep him? please?<p/><b>seven brides for seven brothers:</b> abduction cause its romantic<p/><b>singing in the rain:</b> good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-<p/><b>it's a wonderful life:</b> a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems<p/><b>the shop around the corner:</b> we're better staying pen pals than actually dating<p/><b>breakfast at tiffany's:</b> she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway<p/><b>roman holiday:</b> tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again<p/><b>star!:</b> gertie get your shit together<p/><b>my fair lady:</b> men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech<p/><b>sabrina:</b> you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead<p/><b>thoroughly modern millie:</b> everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing<p/><b>west side story:</b> why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway<p/><b>harvey:</b> polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up<p/><b>gone with the wind:</b> you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous<p/><b>casablanca:</b> paris and kids being looked at<p/><b>the african queen:</b> oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch<p/><b>on golden pond:</b> where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts<p/><b>annie get your gun:</b> frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie<p/><b>lawrence of arabia:</b> nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours<p/><b>the wizard of oz:</b> everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids<p/><b>cinderella:</b> cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime<p/><b>snow white:</b> practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs<p/><b>sleeping beauty:</b> let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types<p/><b>gold finger:</b> look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie<p/><b>chitty chitty bang bang:</b> this movie was also on drugs but it's still great<p/><b>funny face:</b> audrey and fred in france<p/><b>🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:</b> <p/></p>
Montparnasse's two moms

Jean’s mother is a fashionista.

Designer labels, home tailoring, personal friends in the Big Leagues, front row tickets to Milan, New York, Paris and London Fashion week….

Montparnasse expects them to dress like Jehan- badly.

NO. Jean’s other mother dresses like Jean, which only encourages them.

Fashionable mother ADORES Montparnasse because finally someone she can dress up and take and take shopping!!! !!!!!!!!!

And they become inseparable, and he calls her “mom” (finally a mother he loves) and they get facials together

Meanwhile Jean and his other mother shake their heads and wear their patchwork

Days until... July 24th 2017

Christmas in July 🎄 1
September 🍃🍂39
Autumn 🍁🍂61
October 🦇 69
Halloween 🎃99
November 🎄100
Thanksgiving 🦃122
Black Friday 🏷️💸 💳 123
December 🎄❄️ 130
Winter ❄☃🌨 151
Christmas Eve 🤶🎅🦌 153
Christmas 🎄🎁154

Warms the cockles of my heart to hear about new fans... esp if they're girls!
  • Work Lady: Is that a Transformer? [Points to my $10 Voltron figure on my desk]
  • Me: Ahhh no actually it's Voltron, from one of our Netflix shows.
  • Work Lady: Oh, I see.
  • Work Lady: I was just asking because my girl has just started to get into Transformers.
  • Me: !!!!!
  • Me: I like Transformers too! Honestly I like a lot of things with robots...
  • [Coworker interrupts us about actual work-related things]
  • Me, later: So yeah, if she ever needs any help with Transformer stuff, let me know!
  • Work Lady: Alright!