holiday pick

a list of some of my favourite, most ExtraTM Fëanor moments : 

  • showed up to his dad’s house in full military gear just so he could throw a hissy fit at his brother in a public square , sword-waving theatrics and all
  • straight up slammed a door in Morgoth’s face , after quite literally yelling at him to get the fuck off his lawn
  • “Fëanor, lending us your Silmarils to save the Trees could prevent the world from plunging into complete darkness” / “And then what , do you waNT ME TO DIE is that it
  • “So dad , are we going back for Fingon now?” / *manic laughter* “Oh, Maedhros, my sweet summer child,”
  • pulled a total Patroclus and charged on the gates of Angband without waiting for backup , then promptly got into a swordfight with a bunch of Balrogs 
  • couldn’t help being dramatic even in death and turned into ashes on the spot before his sons could bury him
  • if you ever feel like your job is hard , just remember that Mandos is gonna have to put up with this dude camping out in his office until the end of Arda

anonymous asked:

For those of us who've been out of the game for a while and a tad rusty or just looking to sharpen our skills. What are some great tips you can give us regarding the areas of teasing, seduction, flirting, charm, and manipulation?

 Tbh I’ve been so busy working since I’ve left Japan, trying to work on projects that will get me ahead in my field that I’m also a tad rusty right now.

 I can’t tell you about any new sites or any new glitzy scenes for freestyling, but interaction I can do.

 Here are my personal first date tips:

 - Wear black.

- No colourful eyeshadow, matte red lips.

- Wear heels and stockings with a garter belt. This is important because at some point during the date you will re-cross your legs and give him a glimpse of it. That’s all the flirting he needs and you haven’t said anything.

- “Your tie is crooked.” Readjust it. “That’s better.” Smile with your chin on your hand.

- Tell a ‘funny’ story that will get his imagination going. Your friend once pushed you into a freezing cold pool and you were braless wearing white! Tee-hee, right? 

- Ask him to choose your drink. Old men love stupid shit like that.

- Want a free holiday? Pick a country and say you’ve ALWAYS wanted to go there if ONLY you could.

- “If my ex was as smart as you, I’d never have left him.”

- Raise your glass in a toast to ‘us’. *gag*

- When he asks for a kiss, offer your hand.

  That’s how you play into the femme fatale male fantasy. Just try not to vomit.

Draco Malfoy:

- Last picture on Instagram: (7:55am this morning) Harry, dressed in nothing but low rise sweatpants, standing in their kitchen cuddling their grumpy, fluffy white Persian cat, smiling into its fur. Caption: “Look at how disgustingly adorable both my cuties are, look at them.. 😎 ” followed by half a million hashtags including ‘#Bae, #KittyLove, #SaintPotter and #LookAtHisHipBones.

- Last Snapchat sent to Harry: (6:35pm this evening) Double-picture snap 1) Picture of a rack of lacy red bras. Caption: “Pansy forced me to go lingerie shopping with her FML”. 2) Himself in a changing room wearing the shirt he wore to work that morning, the satin tie and a lacy green thong, his back turned to display his arse, looking over his shoulder at the mirror. Caption: “I don’t hate how this looks. Thoughts?” [Harry screenshots it.]

- Last Snapchat received from Harry: (6:40pm this evening) An undecipherable, blurred image with just a part of Harry’s shoe visible. Caption: “MOTHER OF MERLIN, I JUST RAN OUT OF A MEETING TO GO HIDE MY BONER, YOU TOSSER.” followed by an IM on the chat window - “Buy that fucking thong, Draco, buy it right now.”

- Last link shared on Facebook: (4:18pm this evening) Ten Gorgeous Destinations to Consider For Your Next Holiday. Caption: “Harry Potter, pick a date, we’re going to Hawaii.”
Comments:
Harry - Just say when, baby.
Draco - What the fuck have I told you about calling me that in public?
Harry - I dunno, call you that more often?
Draco - Please go away.
Harry - But I love you!
Draco - I will unfriend you. And block you.
Pansy - Would you two get a room?
Harry - We have a whole flat, Parkinson.
Narcissa - Draco are you in Hawaii
Draco: No, Mother, I’m very much still in London.
Narcissa: Ok wear sunblock even under your swimwear or you will burn
Draco: MOTHER, OH MY GOD, PLEASE GET OFF FACEBOOK!
Ron: This is officially the best thing ever.


(Companion to this)

But aRe We GeTtInG tHe ClOtHeS vIdEo ToDaY

Dadvid Appreciation Week: Themes List

That’s right! All the themes for the week have been planned out! A month in advance, but hey, gives you all plenty of time to prepare!

Day One (October 22nd): The Moment Where David Became Dadvid. Today’s Content will be based on the moment where David adopts Max or David makes the decision to become his official guardian. Or maybe he’s kind of forced into the choice as a result of Max’s parents not coming to pick him up at the end of summer, or they do show up and are awful and now David has a kid. It’s an idea that’s been around since the very beginnings of the Dadvid AU, but it’s still a fun one to explore!

Day Two (October 23rd): Lights, Camera, Family! You like the Coraline AU? The Holes AU? The Goofy Movie AU (look, the movie’s actually really good and sweet and full of nice father/son moments, don’t judge!)? That one ‘thanks dad’ scene from B99 with Holt and Jake but instead it has David and Max? Any other AUs based off movies or TV shows? Today’s the day to draw some Dadvid stuff for that! Any movies or tv shows AUs are welcomed today!

Day Three (October 24th): Don’t Forget MomGwen! A day all about MomGwen AND Dadvid together, because Gwen needs love for being a nice parental figure to Max too, especially after the s2 finale! It doesn’t have to be shippy (platonic parental figures are great!), and you can include anyone else as a parental figure if you’d like (Yes, even the shitstain Kool-Aid man himself) but keep the main focus on Gwen and David. Also tag any ships accordingly!

Day Four (October 25th): Teenage Dadvid. Hell, since this little AU has gotten so popular lately, why not make a theme day centered around it? Today will be a day to give attention to a teenaged, suddenly-a-parent, probably-has-little-to-no-idea-what-he’s-doing-but-will-still-try-his-damnedest-to-give-his-kid-a-good-life David. Can be cute or angsty, whatever you prefer! Also David can be any age, just so long as he’s a teen and Max is a sweet baby boy. Just to remind everyone and help figure out differences in ages for this day, David is 24 and Max is 10.

Day Five (October 26th): Parenting Isn’t Always Easy OR Family Holidays. That’s right! Two themes today! The first one is dedicated to angst. Family life isn’t always perfect, and an adopted family is no different. Whether it’s Max saying that David isn’t his real dad, David feeling like he’s a complete failure as a parent, David having to give Max up or give him back to his birth parents for some reason, or even Max having nightmares about David not caring about him and being terrified of ending up back where he started with no one caring about him, have some fun with that today! Let’s make this really hurt! You twisted people (says pot to kettle).

OR 

If angst isn’t your cup of tea and you’d still like to participate for the day, then there’s the option to make content centered around Max and David celebrating holidays together as a family. You can pick any holiday you want! Christmas, Easter, Hanukkah, Father’s Day (it counts!). You can even choose some non-American-centered holidays since according to canon, Max’s family tree originates from outside the country (India, to be specific) and he still might celebrate the holidays his birth parents celebrated despite living with David (so long as you do proper research on the topic and be respectful).

And if you want to do something for BOTH themes, then go right ahead!

Day Six (October 27th): The More the Merrier! Today’s a day for Dadvid but Dadvid with not just Max! Make some content that involves David being a dad to one of the other campers along with Max. Any camper you want! Think Harrison should have a parent who isn’t afraid of him? Now he does! Want Dolph to have a parent who won’t condone his uncomfortable behavior and teach him right from wrong? Congrats, kid, you have a new dad. Because others deserve to have a dad as cool as David, too! Also now Max has siblings! Fun fun!

Day Seven (October 28th): Whatever You Want Day! Let’s wrap up the week with free day to draw or create any content you want for Dadvid Week, no themes attached! Just have some fun and make some nice content! Was there an AU that didn’t get a theme day? Make some content for that! Go wild!

Once again, if you plan on participating in this week, please read/follow the rules listed on this blog’s page. Your art/content will not be reblogged to this blog if you don’t follow them. Any questions about the week should be sent to my main blog @directium​.

Have a wonderful Dadvid Appreciation Week!

bossuet trying to get at least one good photo of himself on holiday so he picks a great spot with a nice background and asks joly to take one and. doesn’t realise that he’s stood on one of those fountains that occasionally turn off and on again until it’s too late. (on the bright side, bossuet being scared out of his skin and covered in water makes a great album cover)

DK is your babo, The8 is your sunflower, Chan is your baby. Then Jisoo oppa is Jeonghannie’s ____ ?
JH: Deer

Credit: 趙依依 
Source: confretti
Trans: jeonghoonhao

Scars of the Broken (Remus Lupin x Ballerina Reader)

Harry Potter Marauder’s Era

Remus Lupin x Reader

Warnings; angst, bullying

A/n; so so so sorry this took so long! I’ve had a crazy past few weeks. This is the Remus x dancer reader requested by Anon. I hope you like it, i took a much angstier route than the last one. Again, I don’t take dance, sorry if some concepts don’t make sense in reality. Also! I’ve got a question at the end for ya’ll in the author’s note if you don’t mind putting in some feedback. thanks! now on with the story! 


(Y/n) (L/n) never thought she’d ever meet someone who understood the pain of being broken. She entered Hogwarts orphaned and muggleborn, and expected the bullying. The Pure-bloods didn’t seem fazed at her dull reactions to their words, they didn’t really care as long as their point got across. But over the years, she did care. She really did. And she put her pain into her dancing.

         It was one of those first weeks at Hogwarts, the purebloods had found her shoes, and teased her. ‘Filthy mudbloods and their silly ways, you must be a terrible dancer.’

         Back then, shoes were a light, pale pink satin. But after years of excessive dancing, they’d worn old and dull. She danced in them so roughly, her skin broke, and blood stained the once beautiful shoes. So she colored them with a red sharpie over Christmas holiday, and never picked them up again, until the words finally turned into bruises.

Keep reading

The humans place

I’ve been scrolling through the Humans are weird tags and I’ve finally thought of something I haven’t seen a post for. You know how humans all have a place that they view as theirs, not their homes, just their place? For example, lots of people have seats at a table and when people go on holiday they pick a bed to sleep in. Logically, families and friends could sleep in any bed when on holiday and switch every night but I’ve never known anyone who has.

So what if aliens don’t have that? What if a human is bunking with some aliens and one night they get back late and are distressed to find someone sleeping in their bed? How surprised would aliens be to find this new version of pack-bonding? 

Preference 34: First Date

Requested by @thornnb! Thanks for the fun idea and being patient with me and my slow getting things done life style. 

Harry

Your first day with Harry was very simple. He didn’t plan anything extravagant, against the rules maybe, but not over the top. The two of you snuck out to the quidditch pitch and flew around, which was perfect in your opinion. You had so much fun flying around and laughing together. Harry almost fell off his broom at one point because you looked so beautiful flying past the bright moon. The thought of the night brought a smile to your face, even during the detention you got for being out of bed past hours. 

Ron

You and Ron shared a love of food. So for your first date he decided to make you a homemade dinner at the burrow over winter holiday. His dad even picked up some muggle cooking appliances for him to try, including a pressure cooker. When you arrived Ron, who was quite pleased with himself, brought you into the kitchen to see his work. As the two of you approached the kitchen, the pressure cooker exploded sending food everywhere. You jumped into his arms and laughed. You ended up getting pizza. The two of you still laugh about it.

Fred

Fred wanted to do something you wanted to do. Thinking about how you loved dancing he brought you to a swing event in a nearby village. You were obviously good, but Fred picked it up so quick you would have thought he’d been dancing for years. You were both so nervous for the date, wanting it to go well. He convinced you to jump into a dance circle, but the nerves of the first date wee getting to both of you and when Fred swung you out you fell flat on you back. To make you feel better Fred immediately pretended to fall over too. Everyone loved the two of you. You went back together every week. It was a perfect date. 

George

George reserved a table for the two of you at the nicest place he knew. He wore a suit, which you didn’t knew he even owned, and your wore a nice dress. It all felt a little forced and you knew he felt the same way. So when your chicken masala and pasta arrived you did the first thing that came to mind to lighten the mood. You made a mustache with your pasta. George started cracking up and everything felt so much better. He joined you, playing with his food too. The waitress was clearly judging you, but neither of you cared. 

Neville

Your first date with Neville was as humble as the boy himself. It was just the two of you wandering around the castle and talking. You talked about everything, you childhoods, likes, dislikes, embarrassing stories, and secrets. As the two of you wandered up some stairs, Neville grabbed your had and you blushed. You reached the top of the tower and the view of the grounds was beautiful. When you got chilly, Neville gave you his jacket. You are still going strong and you still have his jacket. 

Cedric

Cedric set up a picnic for the two of you on the shores of the black lake. It was complete with red candles and all your favorite foods and desserts. Apparently the house elves really wanted the night to go well for Hufflepuff’s golden boy. And it did. Cedric was sweet and charming and the evening was perfect. Then after dinner the two of you stripped down and went for a swim and splashed around together. The moon light shown off the water was absolutely beautiful, but neither of you noticed as you were so wrapped up in each other.

Oliver

Your first date with Cedric was pretty short. The two of you grabbed some food from the great hall and then decided to walk down to the black lake. You talked and teased one another, it felt so natural. No awkward first date feeling. You made an admittedly terrible sand castle, but it was still fun because you did it without magic. You joked that hopefully your relationship didn’t end up as big of a mess as your sand castle.he grabbed your hand and told you that it was a beautiful castle because you made it together.

Draco

You and Draco snuck out after hours and met in the Hogwarts gardens. Draco brought an emerald green blanket and the two of you laid on it and looked at the stars. It was the clearest you have ever seen the sky in your life. Draco showed you the star he was named after, smiling cheekily at you as he claimed the star was actually named after him not the other way around. He looked at you like you were the beautiful one but looking at him, cheeky grin fag in his mouth, you knew it was him. So you took the cig out of his mouth and kissed him.

~Your Manager of Mischief, Erika