holiday knits

Ma and Pa Kent are the best things about the DC universe omfg.
“Alien baby crashes into their backyard? BETTER ADOPT HIM HE’S ADORABLE.
Alien son comes home with a clone of himself created by his worst enemy?
THANK GOD WE FINALLY HAVE A GRANDCHILD TO SPOIL. SEEING AS CLARK HERE HASN’T BROUGHT HOME ANYONE YET.

ALIEN SON SHOWS UP FOR CHRISTMAS WITH A MARTIAN BUDDY WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE HOLIDAY SEASON?
MA KENT KNIT HIM A FUCKING SWEATER. PROBABLY TOOK HER SEVERAL DAYS AND SHE GUESSED HIS SIZE.

MA AND PA KENT ARE THE BEST SUPERHEROES IN THE DC UNIVERSE. REBLOG IF U AGREE.

alexis-bizarre-universe  asked:

Connverse for the otp prompt

faithful-grigori said: Send me a Ship: Connieverse

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

“Snakes don’t have any legs, either.”- Amethyst, probably.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

He probably knits it himself.

-who pays for the meals

She really enjoys getting to do that for Steven, I’d bet.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Connie slams (they’d be worried Steven would break it) and Steven plays the trombone.

-who brings home stray animals

Connie tells him a million times, Steven, one magical pink lion is enough, but does this boy ever listen? I think not.

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Neither! They both really like their privacy. 

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’

-who wants kids more

Neither! Steven grew up with the impression that childbirth = death, and while he knows it doesn’t work that way all the time, he’ll never fully be comfortable with the idea. 

Connie personally hates the idea of giving birth, and isn’t sure either of them will ever be in a position that allows them to adopt.

-who travels more

Steven! Connie probably stays back in Beach City a lot of the time with the Crystal Temps, which irks her, but she knows it’s just as important.

-who spends more cash

Steven doesn’t really have a lot he needs to pay for, you know? He’s got all the clothes he’ll ever want, his house doesn’t cost anything because they built it themselves- they only buy him food and other basic supplies, like a new toothbrush and tiolet paper. 

So probably Connie.

-who buys the things in infomercials

No one ever taught him any better.

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Both of them! 

-who starts the snowball fights

-who throws away the directions to things

Judging by how terrible the Gems are at building furniture, Steven obviously never learned.

-who puts up holiday decor

They do it together!

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

They both get really caught up in missions and stuff, for days on end, even, so there’s probably times where they take a quick dip in a random stream and go ‘yeah, that’s good, that’s bathing, let’s do this.’

-who gets more obsessed about things

I think we all know how caught up Steven can get in his own head.

-who sings in the shower more often

I never get to use this beautiful shot enough.

anonymous asked:

hi, I hope you’re doing well. idk if you’re taking requests right now but, heidi as a grandma hc please? omg thank you so much :)))

I am still taking requests thank you!!

- the best grandma ever
- totally spoils them
- Evan makes sure his kids see Heidi a lot 
- so they have a really strong relationship with her
- refer to her as “Grammy” 
- okay listen Heidi makes the best brownies in the entire world
- they eat them every time they come over
- she tells them embarrassing stories about Evan so they’ll giggle
- she cried when she found out she was going to be a grandma
- so supportive of the kids
- comes to all of their events with Evan
- even when she gets older she makes it a priority to be there for them
- because she might have been too busy to always be there for Evan but she’ll be damned if she can’t do it for them 
- lowkey the grandma that let’s her grandkids do things just because their parents said they couldn’t
- buys the best gifts at holidays 
- definitely knits her grandkids things 
- but their actually good
- all around the best grandma 

Okay, but imagine this: Vlad’s a billionaire. He can have legit anything he’d ever want. He could spoil Danny and Jazz rotten for their birthdays and holidays.

but instead he knits them sweaters.

It starts out as a joke, a kind of ‘har har, all you get is an ugly sweater u brats’ bc he intentionally makes them really bad and Danny absolutely isn’t a fan.

But then Jazz really likes hers and wears it all the time. She thinks it’s really pretty in it’s own weird way and super comfy and Danny’s always embarrassed when she wears them in public and to school but she doesn’t give two craps bc dammit Uncle Vlad made me this and it’s my Favorite.

And Vlad’s so confused so he does it again next time, but this time they’re really super nice since he’s actually an awesome knitter and Jazz is so excited about this new sweater she puts it on immediately and just…give Vlad a big ol hug that catches him so off guard he doesn’t know what to do. and Danny doesn’t understand but he’s forced to admit that they’re a pretty good sweaters after everyone pressures him into putting his on. He wears it when he’s alone or under things so no one knows he’s wearing it but Jazz knows. And Jazz tells Vlad and Vlad rubs it in his face bc he’s a jerk. But Danny doesn’t stop wearing it.

So every birthday and Christmas party, Jazz gets a new sweater until all the sweaters she has are from Vlad. Even as she outgrows them, she keeps them. Danny doesn’t get nearly as many, given the fact that he doesn’t really have any need for sweaters and doesn’t appreciate them as much as his sister, but every other year, a box’ll appear on his bed, wrapped neatly.

Then one year when Vlad’s giving Jazz her gift, Jazz gives him one back. He’s amused, but perplexed. Jazz only says, “It took a while to learn, I’m sorry if it’s horrible.”

he opens it and it’s a sweater she knitted for him as a thank you.