holes disney


And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee
;  - Edgar Allan Poe

A Memo To Disney Cast Members.

A Disney Cast Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason, all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.

  • Ask to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted with free merchandise.
  • Every seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast Passes.
  • The rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.
  • Dead alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call security, then take note of how much has been eaten.
  • There is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes.
  • If you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes.
  • If you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look back.
  • The Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that section of the park immediately.

Following these rules will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.


Holes (2003)

You, your children, and your children’s children will dig for the next 100 years,

                                                                                                                and you will never find it.

i know i’m in the minority on this site, but i’m actually happy about the disney remakes

I was an open wound bleeding on everything.
—  Shia LaBeouf

holes (2003) is an amazing film for a million reasons and one of them is that in manages to represent ant-black racism in a pg-13 film as something that’s prominent in both the fabric of american history and shaping contemporary society WITHOUT using a single racial slur, or gratuitously violent scene like a massive part of the plot revolves around racial profiling, lynching and unjust criminalization - the way mr sir, the counselor and the wardern treat armpit, x-ray and zero is much harsher than the way they treat the non-black boys to the point where they’re entirely prepared to let zero die in the desert instead of looking for him, stanley manages to get away with a lot of things he is blamed for while the black boys are deprived of their shower privileges also it is worth noting that the film makes the point that (in the flashbacks) katherine (a white woman) is not prosecuted for being with sam, who is killed for it (because he is a black man) despite it being a consensual relationship between them both and the reason this is so amazing is because this is a KIDS film that dealt with these themes and did so with respect and a happy ending and i love that


Kick off the summer and the premiere of season 4 with this brand new short! “Swimmin’ Hole” is the first of many new shorts! More to come!

highlights from disney world:

  • my teenage brother got emasculated by a storm trooper at hollywood studios because when one of them walked by and he picked up his little lightsaber keychain and waved it at him. the stormtrooper proceeded to point at his lightsaber and make a gesture with his fingers about how small it was and then held up his Large Blaster and stroked the side in comparison before walking off
  • tried to cheat at making the best car at the speedway in epcot by looking up other people’s successful designs. we ended up making the worst car to ever exist that looked like a gold subaru outback and had to deal with the consequences. we then won every single category on the ride with a subaru outback. we don’t fucking know how.
  • pissed off kylo ren by calling him crylo ron to the point he was yelling at the camera people to take the picture and then commanding us to leave and never come back again. he also threatened our lives a grand total of 3 times
  • baymax plays only fall out boy songs in his character spot at epcot. like on loop he just has the entirety of fall out boy’s discography going off and no one even says anything it’s just how it is. relatable content.

  • there’s just a large ass part of animal kingdom named harambe. like the theatre is named harambe and it’s on basically every single sign there and i can’t imagine the grief these staff members have to deal with because holy shit

  • the peter pan ride at magic kingdom was kinda terrible and i’m not sure why the wait was an hour and a half…the old animatronics for its time were definitely neat to see in the perspective of a period piece kinda like small world. the coolest part was the interactive shadow in the wait line, my brother punched tinker bell and she violently exploded into butterflies

  • flynn rider was there. space mountain is still one of the best rides in all four parks besides the dinosaur ride in animal kingdom and the tower of terror. epcot desperately needs an update with some new attractions it’s suffering from whatever the 80′s did to it. got to talk to a disney artist for an hour and he sketched me a drawing of experiment stitch, thanks oliver. haunted mansion is a gorgeous ride and i’ll never not fastpass cause the waltzing ghost room will never not absolutely kill this ass. they really like to promote star wars even at animal kingdom which is unnecessary and irrelevant but heyo capitalism. $20 chicken basket lunch. magic kingdom after dark will never not be the purest and most absolute embodiment of disney magic.

  • 7 foot tall piglet with a gun
The 2017 Beauty and the Beast finally solved the biggest plot hole left by Disney in an animated movie of all time and I’m so relieved...

FINALLY we know how the beast got onto the fricken horse after that wolf fight, I’ve been here all these years thinking she just hulked out with some serious peasant-powers or something and heaved him up on her own and I’m so glad that’s been cleared up


i’ve been trying to post a drawing every day so…here’s some lineless practice with allura holding… molten steel? a star? you decide.