And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee; - Edgar Allan Poe
holes (2003) is an amazing film for a million reasons and one of them is that in manages to represent ant-black racism in a pg-13 film as something that’s prominent in both the fabric of american history and shaping contemporary society WITHOUT using a single racial slur, or gratuitously violent scene like a massive part of the plot revolves around racial profiling, lynching and unjust criminalization - the way mr sir, the counselor and the wardern treat armpit, x-ray and zero is much harsher than the way they treat the non-black boys to the point where they’re entirely prepared to let zero die in the desert instead of looking for him, stanley manages to get away with a lot of things he is blamed for while the black boys are deprived of their shower privileges also it is worth noting that the film makes the point that (in the flashbacks) katherine (a white woman) is not prosecuted for being with sam, who is killed for it (because he is a black man) despite it being a consensual relationship between them both and the reason this is so amazing is because this is a KIDS film that dealt with these themes and did so with respect and a happy ending and i love that
my teenage brother got emasculated by a storm trooper at hollywood studios because when one of them walked by and he picked up his little lightsaber keychain and waved it at him. the stormtrooper proceeded to point at his lightsaber and make a gesture with his fingers about how small it was and then held up his Large Blaster and stroked the side in comparison before walking off
tried to cheat at making the best car at the speedway in epcot by looking up other people’s successful designs. we ended up making the worst car to ever exist that looked like a gold subaru outback and had to deal with the consequences. we then won every single category on the ride with a subaru outback. we don’t fucking know how.
pissed off kylo ren by calling him crylo ron to the point he was yelling at the camera people to take the picture and then commanding us to leave and never come back again. he also threatened our lives a grand total of 3 times
baymax plays only fall out boy songs in his character spot at epcot. like on loop he just has the entirety of fall out boy’s discography going off and no one even says anything it’s just how it is. relatable content.
there’s just a large ass part of animal kingdom named harambe. like the theatre is named harambe and it’s on basically every single sign there and i can’t imagine the grief these staff members have to deal with because holy shit
the peter pan ride at magic kingdom was kinda terrible and i’m not sure why the wait was an hour and a half…the old animatronics for its time were definitely neat to see in the perspective of a period piece kinda like small world. the coolest part was the interactive shadow in the wait line, my brother punched tinker bell and she violently exploded into butterflies
flynn rider was there. space mountain is still one of the best rides in all four parks besides the dinosaur ride in animal kingdom and the tower of terror. epcot desperately needs an update with some new attractions it’s suffering from whatever the 80′s did to it. got to talk to a disney artist for an hour and he sketched me a drawing of experiment stitch, thanks oliver. haunted mansion is a gorgeous ride and i’ll never not fastpass cause the waltzing ghost room will never not absolutely kill this ass. they really like to promote star wars even at animal kingdom which is unnecessary and irrelevant but heyo capitalism. $20 chicken basket lunch. magic kingdom after dark will never not be the purest and most absolute embodiment of disney magic.
The 2017 Beauty and the Beast finally solved the biggest plot hole left by Disney in an animated movie of all time and I’m so relieved...
FINALLY we know how the beast got onto the fricken horse after that wolf fight, I’ve been here all these years thinking she just hulked out with some serious peasant-powers or something and heaved him up on her own and I’m so glad that’s been cleared up