hole cat

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Reasons Hustle Cat is the literal best
  • lets u be gay
  • lets u use they/them pronouns
  • lets u change ur pronouns whenever u want
  • is a choice-based visual novel that starts out like a dating sim
  • has cats and magic and coffee
  • player character literally is the internet in a nutshell
  • characters include:
  • hayes baby the precious adorable cinnamon roll
  • mason my queen please punch me in the face
  • finley the cutie pie nerd
  • landry who likes nature and building things
  • reese the sarcasm machine who also does fashion design and likes romance novels
  • goth dad aka graves
  • captain deviantart rust man
  • did i mention you work in a cat cafe?
  • you work in a cat cafe
  • one of the cats is named bramblepelt. i assume graves went through a warrior cats phase?
  • you get to date one of ur hella cutie coworkers
  • with every route you go through, you unlock more info about the story
  • super secret 6th route
  • potential for sads
  • funniest fucking lines okay
  • the conversation about being in a band im dying
  • “how do you spell spider with an x” “goth willpower”
  • im screaming
  • its twenty dollars on steam but you can find lets plays on youtube
10 things everyone experiences in college

1. Waking up to a bucket of glo worms chanting your name every Tuesday
2. Leaving your wife and kids to fulfill your dreams of becoming a door to door salesman selling a half empty bottle of ranch
3. Professor KnowsStuff always talking about knowing stuff. Then to make you know stuff they shove the tube of knowledge up your nose.
4. The tradition of filling your pockets with miniature camels and sprinting to all of your classes so people stop stealing your camels. It’s advised that you wear ear plugs because the screeching of “GIVE US THE CAMELS” from your fellow classmates has been known to cause irreversible ear damage.
5. Ripping out your teeth to appease the mysterious hooded figure lurking in the shadows.
6. Iron
7. Finding a severed head in your cup of ramen noodles
8. Eating your way out of class
9. Hoarding thousands of realistic statues of dogs so that everyday for the next few years you can smash one with a hammer while rolling around in its remains as a remix of cats meowing in the tune of happy birthday plays in the background.
10. Not being able to function without your morning cup of coffee.

crystallized-atlantic  asked:

Your tags comparing Flynn to an asshole cat made me laugh so hard. I'm so glad I found your blog.

Am I wrong though?