hole 5

FANS

david bowie fans: 

- gay 
- obsessed with glitter 
- dress like a 70s groupie 
- want to do cocaine


hole fans: 

- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt 
- a ball of anger 
- smudges their lipstick on purpose 
- sleeps with everyone


nirvana fans: 

- probably depressed 
- buys vintage clothes 
- cries themselves to sleep 
- hates courtney love


amy winehouse fans: 

- cries about their ex 
- wears too much eyeliner 
- sleeps with their best friends crush 
- probably smokes weed


tøp fans: 

- depressed 
- makes weird conspiracies about blurryface 
- really emo
- never stops crying 


lady gaga fans: 

- gay 
- watches rupaul’s drag race 
- “YASS QUEEN SLAY" 
- "LG5 will be soon”


eminem fans: 

- “i hate women”


sky ferreira fans: 

- have an aesthetic tumblr blog 
- smoke 
- “masochism will be released soon" 
- knows deep down that it wont


lana del rey fans:

- have a daddy kink 
- flirts with their older brothers friends 
- pouts 24/7 
- wants to do acid and fuck everyone 


melanie martinez fans: 

- wears babies clothes 
- bitchy af 
- cries about everything 
- fights anyone that says something bad about mel


the beatles fans: 

- lowkey bitchy 
- cry over paul mccartney 
- listens to vinyl 
 - wish they were alive in the 60s


mcr fans: 

- emo 
- think there will be a mcr reunion 
- have black hair 
- wear 20 wristbands


oasis fans: 

- thinks theyre a roadman 
- wears parka coats 
- uses ‘your mum’ as an insult 
- says 'fight me’ to everyone


the doors fans: 

- write poetry 
- read jack kerouac 
- do drugs
- love boys with beards


marina + the diamonds fans: 

- that FROOT is familiar! 
- electra heart is the best era 
- calls themselves a heartbreaker 
- has never had a bf


halsey fans: 

- vegan 
- wears foundation darker than their face 
- has an aesthetic blog 
- probably sad


miley cyrus fans: 

- smokes weed everyday 
- hannah montana is dead ! 
- literally wont shutup about weed 
- weed weed weed weed


rihanna fans: 

- ready to fight a bitch anytime 
- never stops twerking 
- dont fuck with them 
- wears leather bras


the smiths fans: 

- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" 
- never leave their room 
- depressed 
- tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day


5sos fans: 

- rats in human form 
- start wars with other fanbases 
- never stop screaming over everything 
-need to shut up


fka twigs fans: 

- probably have a ouija board 
- angelic but deadly 
- always wear black clothes 
- perfect lipstick all the time


drake fans: 

- still not over their ex 
- bitches about their ex’s new gf 
- has fake gucci bags 
- eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch


velvet underground fans: 

- only ever wear black 
- smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic 
- love andy warhol 
- probably bisexual


by @francesxox on Twitter.

mom: why didn’t you clean your room?

me: ‘i fell in a hole’

liam is so adorable. i bet he’s gonna be that source of happiness during intense situations  (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

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taehyung being that annoying guy your friends are friends with so you have to put up with him:

  • first of all, everything about him would annoy you since the very beginning - his overconfidence, his dumb grin, the fact that he has 5 holes in his big ears (who the fuck needs that many), the way he wiggles his eyebrows playfully when he says something only he finds funny, or his stupid deep voice that makes him sound like a man when he’s in fact still a kid, and most importantly his childish remarks and behavior in general
  • with time even his breathing would upset you
  • every time you’d walk into your friends’ house and see him there, you’d get the urge to turn around and leave
  • you were annoyed because he made fun of you from the minute he met you - he was nice to all your other friends, but he just had something personal against you and he’d always tease you about the dumbest things, and it always seemed to affect you, which is why you were mad at yourself more than at him
  • he’d always have something to say about something you were doing
  • “you’re going on a date dressed like that? no wonder you never get laid, you look like a nun, where did you even get that outfit, you went back to the ‘70s?”
  • “of course the guy hasn’t called you, you’re a pain in the ass and you wait for months before putting out, who in their right mind would call!?”
  • “why don’t you accept the fact that you’re a loser like the rest of us and stay here and watch some tv instead of going to this party?”
  • his remarks weren’t that bad, all your friend laughed at them because in your circle of friends, teasing was just the way things were - but you didn’t consider him a friend because he just wasn’t
  • so anything rude coming from him got on your nerves

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The Signs as Scorpius Malfoy Quotes:
  • Aries: “You know it’s the strangest of things, but ever since being in the scariest place imaginable I’m pretty much good with fear.” (3.14)
  • Taurus: “At this precise moment in time, I take no pleasure in being right.” (1.11)
  • Gemini: “I wasn’t sure. Whether we should. In this new version of us--I had in my head.” (4.14)
  • Cancer: “Which is great, thumbs-up great, it’s just--I have got to say--I don’t mind admitting--I am a tiny bit--just a tiny bit scared.” (2.6)
  • Leo: “Go to your room. Go straight to your room. You’ve been an incredibly awful and bad son.” (1.16)
  • Virgo: “(happily): Ooooh, a quiz!” (1.10)
  • Libra: “So we hide in a hole?” (4.5)
  • Scorpio: “Hi Scorpius. I mean, I’m Scorpius. You’re Albus. I’m Scorpius.” (1.3)
  • Sagittarius: “I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag.” (1.3)
  • Capricorn: “Okay. Hello. Um. Have we hugged before? Do we hug?” (1.10)
  • Aquarius: “--that’s not even allowed in Hogwarts!” (1.19)
  • Pisces: “Fun? Look, many wizards overlook the importance of choosing the right spell, but this really matters. I think it’s a much underestimated part of modern witchcraft.” (3.16)
things to expect from doctor who

1. long ass speeches about time and space
2. catchphrases
3. unexplained plot holes
4. tears
5. MORE TEARS
6. the doctor not being ginger
7. everyone else being confused except for the doctor
8. sass
9. The doctor pointing his sonic screwdriver at every living thing
10. recurring enemies who never fucking give up or vanish
11. Rose tyler I-

Okay, so I know everyone is freaking out about Twins Suns, and like same.

But a new Darth Vader comic also got announced??! And it’s the story I have been hoping for for years.

It’s about Anakin right after he gets put in the suit. It’s how Anakin/Vader gets his new Sith lightsaber. We are gonna get cool inquistor stuff. We are gonna get angsty Vader only weeks after he fucks it all up.

I. Am. So. Pumped.

I am so beyond happy, it feels like a lot ig what Lucasfilm is doing is really trying to bridge the prequels and the originals.

Between Rebles, and Rogue One, the Ahsoka Novel, Catalyst etc etc it feels like we are finally getting the whole story.

And now it’s finally time for probably the most crucial moment of Anakin’s arc that we never got to see. His first days as Vader.

ELI5: Stephen Hawking's new theory on black holes.

All right, let’s say you have a friend named Simon, who’s a normal weight and loves junk food, and a friend named Albert, who’s extremely fat and also loves junk food. Since you’re buddies with Simon, you’d be able to guess what junk food they’re gonna eat next based on what they ate before and you’d also be able to guess what they had eaten based on the wrappers and boxes left over.

However, even though you’re buddies with Fat Albert, he’s just so huge that when he gets near enough something to eat, he swallows it wrapper and all.

You have no idea what he’d eat next or what he ate before because he swallowed anything and everything near him. BUT NOW, all of a sudden, you realize that Albert is not only fat, but he’s a messy eater. Because of this, you realize that there are crumbs, smudges, and pieces of the food left around his mouth. So you’re like, OH! Now I know what you ate. Maybe in time you could use that to learn his eating habits just like you know your buddy Simon’s!

So in this case, you’re Mr Hawking, and you realized that the black hole, Albert, although he seemed not to leave evidence of food (information), actually might leave that evidence at the edge of his mouth (the event horizon = the edge of the black hole). You can use that to figure out all sorts of things!
(Hopefully this helps people, this is my first post here!)

For people who are still a little confused by what the theory is, and why I talked about Simon: The original thing that we thought was what I described at the beginning, that for any normal scenario (a Simon) we would be able to get information, but in the case of a black hole (Albert), we can’t. But Hawking’s theory is your theory that if you look at the edge of his mouth, you can see the crumbs and figure out a pattern to how he’s eating just like you did with a normal case like Simon. In the same way, looking at the event horizon (the “edge” of a black hole) might let you get the information that we before thought was destroyed. Hope that makes sense!

Explain Like I`m Five: good questions, best answers.