Okay but what if in Teenage Dadvid au David comes home from retail work and is honest to god bone fucking tired and upset because of old ass people blaming him for something like chips being $1.99. He pays Gwen for watching Max and is holding his baby boy and Max just goes “D… Da… Da. Dada!”
AND IT INSTANTLY MAKES DAVID’S NIGHT. HIS FIRST WORD IS DADA. AFTER A SHITTY DAY AT WORK.