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White Nights| Scott

The wind whipped off the east, kissing her cheeks as it went. Allison stood against the warm glow of the cafe, waiting for the one person she couldn’t help but want to see. Despite the pressure of her life, that weighed down on her shoulders, the thought of Scott seemed to settle her. No amount of scraps and bruises could hold her back from meeting him. Allison smiled at the barista who couldn’t help but smile at the young girl. The love ebbed in the air and it tainted every inch of her. Engrossed in her impatience, she’d hardly felt the chatter in her teeth or the frost that dance along her lips. 

@theprettiestscott 

ROOSH V POST UPDATED- INTERNATIONAL MEETUPS CANCELLED

DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNT OF BACKLASH, THESE MEETUPS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED WORLDWIDE!!! Thank you all for spreading the news like wildfire. http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/return-of-kings-rallies-cancelled-1.3432969

This coming Saturday, February 6, at 8pm local time, followers of “Roosh V”- noted sexist, racist, homophobic, and overall horrible monster (not a human being)- will be holding secret meetings to rally for rape to be legalized. You didn’t read this wrong THEY WANT RAPE TO BE LEGALIZED. 

This shit is dangerous af, and as they have barred anyone who isn’t a cis male or straight, so we need all our white male allies to gather and shut this shit down. If you are a straight man of colour, please be careful. Even though the website says the meeting is for straight men of all races, the Roosh V following has also been known to be very racist and xenophobic.

Here is how the meeting will take place, as according to their website (I’m not going to link it because it does not deserve any hits, but all the info here is authentic- you may google and see for yourself):

We will have 165 meetings in 43 countries for our international meetup day on February 6, 2016 at 8PM local time. Hosts have been instructed to wait at the meeting point from 8:00-8:20pm before moving on to the final location. If you arrive at the meeting point at 8:21pm, you will miss the meetup. Arriving on time within the window is absolutely paramount.

To identify your fellow tribesmen, ask the following question to a man you suspect is there for the meetup: “Do you know where I can find a pet shop?” If you are asked this question, answer in the affirmative: “Yes, it’s right here.” You can then introduce yourself and get details about where to proceed at 8:20. If you ask someone for the pet shop and they appear confused or actually try to direct you to a real pet shop, they’re not there for the meetup.

UPDATES:

-EVENT IS CANCELLED!!!

Today, I fucked up... by peeing too hard

I had a meeting at work today. There were about 30 people in the meeting, and it was very important. It was only supposed to last 1-2 hours, but it went way over time. 3 hours after the meeting started, I really had to pee. But seeing as it was already an hour over time, I was confident I could hold it till the meeting was over. No one else had gotten up since the meeting started, and seeing as I’ve only been employed there for less than a month, I wasn’t going to be the first one to do so.

After 4 hours, my bladder was about to explode. I battled myself mentally, trying to convince myself to just go pee, while the other half of me didn’t want to make a bad impression this early in my career. Right as I was about to jump up and just go for it, they wrapped up the meeting. As soon as they dismissed, I jumped from my seat and ran straight to the bathroom.

I started unzipping before i had barely made it into the bathroom, and I was already peeing 2 steps from the urinal. I settled in at the urinal and unleashed a fire-hydrant load of urine. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who had to use the restroom, because there were more and more people coming in and using the toilets or standing along the wall behind me, waiting for the urinal to open up.

Not wanting to stand there and pee forever, I tensed up by bladder, peeing as hard and as fast as I could. I guess when you do this you also hold your breath. Either way, I pushed way too hard, for way too long. I started getting really light headed and lost my balance. I took 2 steps back and passed out, falling straight on my back. I was probably only passed out in the floor for less than 5 seconds, but that was plenty enough time for about 10 of my coworkers to see me stumble back, fall in the floor with my dick hanging out of my pants, and then piss into the air like an angel statue in a park all over myself and the floor. I’m not sure I can show my face there tomorrow.

Tl;dr Tried to pee too hard, showed my dick to my coworkers, and pissed all over myself.

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I’ve loved you since the moment we started talking. But the second you were standing in front of me for the first time, I felt like I’d been struck by lightning. And the first time you held my hand. I knew I was headed for a break down. I miss you so bad.
—  1:24 am thoughts-it’s always you
‘Edward,’ she said softly. It was the first time she had called him by name. 'Learn this from me. Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.’
—  Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
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Jongdae doesn’t show up to class very much… but when he does, he pisses Luhan off.

After (unheard by a mourning Luhan):

i dreamed about you last night. we sat on a couch overlooking the city. i said, “i’m scared of this whole thing breaking,” and you looked at me with those eyes that hold forests in them and said, “i have control, don’t worry,” and i said, “i’m falling,” and you said, “i’ll catch you. i’m ready.”

i want to hand all of my fears over to you in your small beautiful fingers so you can break them to pieces. the first time you looked directly at me, i forgot how to breathe. it was a good thing.

out here in the real world, it is raining and you’re not around to taste it. out here in the real world, i drown every time you’re in his arms. out here in the real world, pretty girls with faces like fairies don’t crawl into bed with the likes of me. i want to sign over my soul and body. out here in the real world, you’d drop me.

i want to tell you all my secrets. i want to tell you all my stories. i want to tell you i’m falling.

please let me down gently.

It’s the little things he does that make you fall in love. Like the way he always texts you good morning, or the way he tells you he loves you and compliments your known insecurities. It’s the way he holds your hand and kisses your cheek and whispers “I wish things could always be like this.” You don’t need flowers or jewelry to know he cares, just his words and the way he looks at you will prove that.
—  Love
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Leo demonstrating the leg dance while Ravi holds him in place ^^

Things are going to Hell in the GMW Fandom

Okay so basically this is what’s going on right now:

  • Ski Lodge is moments away
  • Girl Meets Sweet 16 had a big “game changer” and everyone cried
  • Belgium 1831 is going to be addressed soon
  • GMW has rumors of cancellation or only having one more season left

NO BUT GUYS CAN WE PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT HOW LOUIS LOOKS SO FUCKING HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO DO JUST A SIMPLE THING LIKE HAND HOLDING? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY BEEN TOLD THEY CAN’T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? AND THE PERSON SAID LOUIS WAS HESITANT ABOUT HOLDING HARRY’S HAND BUT WHEN HARRY TOOK IT, ALL THAT MELTED AWAY BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE WAS ALLOWED. JUST THIS ONCE, LOUIS WAS ALLOWED TO BE WITH HARRY OUT IN THE OPEN, NOT HIDING, AND THAT BREAKS MY HEART. SEEING HIM BE SO HAPPY OVER SOMETHING SO SIMPLE. LOUIS AND HARRY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE!