hold up can we talk about this for a sec

DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
Mixed Chemistry (lucaya fanfic part 1)
  • (Backstory: Lucas has been wanting to ask out Maya for a long time and has finally got up the courage to asks her)
  • Lucas: Hey...um...Maya c-can I talk to you about something?
  • Maya: Yea one sec...
  • Maya: (to zay) Awww flowers you didn't have to
  • Zay: I just want the best for you
  • Lucas: (Realization dawns on him) Wait, you two are together??!
  • Maya: Yea, didn't you know?
  • Lucas: Uh,no but, um good for you
  • Zay: We'll see you around
  • Maya: Oh one second zay
  • Maya: (to Lucas)ha-hURR
  • Maya: (to zay) Okay now I can go
  • Maya+Zay: (Hold hands and walk away)
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  • (After the conversation with Maya: Zay:Lucas)
  • Maya: Zay you didn't have to do that
  • Zay: Oh the flowers they were nothing much
  • Maya: Not the flowers! You know what I'm talking about- pretending to be with me so Lucas knows that I'm okay with him being with Riley
  • Zay: You like him
  • Maya: Zay! I do not!
  • Zay: Pleassseeeee. And you knew that he likes you too.
  • Maya: As if. Lucas practically loves Riley
  • Zay: Oh and does that bother you?
  • Maya: (Quick to answer)Not at all! And if you think I like him why were you pretending to be with me?
  • Zay: I thought the point of that was to make Lucas jealous not to make it seem like you're taken!
  • Maya: Ugh, I have to go.
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  • (After the conversation with Maya: Zay:Lucas)
  • Lucas: (to himself)Maya and Zay?
  • Riley: (runs up to Lucas)Hey what's up? Wait, is something wrong?
  • Lucas: (Looking more upbeat) No nothing's wrong!
  • Riley: Anything new happen since History class 5 minutes ago?*giggles*
  • Lucas: (forces a small laugh) Hey do you see Maya and Zay as a good couple?
  • Riley: Wait WHAT ARE THEY TOGETHER!!? YAYAYYAYAY! I bet Maya is sosososo happy! *gasps* I HAVE TO PICK OUT MY BRIDESMAIDS DRESS! *runs away*
  • Lucas: (to himself)Why doesn't she like me?
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