hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts,: teach us something please

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wizarding schools → hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry 

hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts,
teach us something please,
whether we be old and bald
or young with scabby knees,
our heads could do with filling
with some interesting stuff,
for now they’re bare and full of air,
dead flies and bits of fluff.

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hogwarts™ aesthetics 」≡  Hogwarts Classes (1/2) requested by @mynotorious​​ ✧

                                                     Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
 teach us something please; so teach us something worth knowing, bring us back what we’ve forgot, just do your best, we’ll do the rest, and learn until our brains all rot. 

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@hogwartsschoolnet‘s 20 Years of Harry Potter Celebration - Slytherin Member Content

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.”

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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.

Newt Scamander’s Official Reference Guide to Sleeping & Cuddling: Written By YOU.

In other words, my obsession with Newt has gone too far. Send help. This post is gif heavy, and quite lengthy, and I’m sorry (not) sorry?! Also, this is my thank you for 100 (and climbing) followers. Enjoy your fluff cuddles. *wink*


Your sweet darling, Newt Scamander, loves homemade, heartfelt gifts - especially when they come from you.

You present to him a leather bound journal, wrapped with twine:

Newt smiles and kisses your cheek.

“What is this, my love?”

Upon opening the cover he reads the inscription:

-My sweetheart, 
You are so precious and I love you with all of my heart.
In this “reference guide” I have listed several scenarios in which I have observed how we sleep and/or cuddle.
I know, at times, you can be timid attempting to communicate your feelings for me and vice versa.
To avoid any such reserve from either one of us in the future, I have come up with a series of code names and fluff classifications for each scenario.
All we have to do, when words are not enough, is refer to this guide. 
For example: If you say – “The Graphorn could sure use a little love tonight.”
I’ll know exactly what you mean.
We will add more scenarios as our life together unfolds.
With all my heart, I love you so.
-Your darling

P.S. Fluff Classifications range from 1 to 5 X’s depending on the level of affection. 

xxxxx



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lit meme: ten books or series [1/10]

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us something worth knowing,
Bring us back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot…”

          - Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone, J.K. Rowling

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“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us something worth knowing,
Bring us back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot…”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Founders taking responsibility while building Hogwarts:
  • *Intense meeting session*
  • Godric Gryffindor: I will take care of the construction of the castle *shoves food in mouth*
  • Rowena Ravenclaw: * peeps from the book* dibs on the library!
  • Salazar Slytherin: *rolls eyes * I will take care of the interior. * pets the baby basilisk*
  • Helga Hufflepuff: * puffs weed* I want to do the School Anthem !!!
  • Several Months Later...
  • Godric Gryffindor: I have to say, Salazar, you did an amazing job with the moving stairs ! Can't wait to see the students losing their shit !!
  • Salazar Slytherin: *dismissively* The castle stands, I guess you did the job.
  • Though I have to say Rowena got some amazing books on Dark Arts ,I can't wait to read !!
  • Rowena Ravenclaw: What about you Helga, did you come up with the school anthem ?
  • Helga Hufflepuff: * puffs weed* Yes, yes I did . * clear throat* * starts singing*
  • Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
  • Teach us something please,
  • Whether we be old and bald,
  • Or young with scabby knees,
  • Our heads could do with filling,
  • With some interesting stuff,
  • For now they're bare and full of air,
  • Dead flies and bits of fluff,
  • So teach us things worth knowing,
  • Bring back what we've forgot,
  • Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
  • And learn until our brains all rot.
  • Rowena Ravenclaw: ...
  • Godric Gryffindor: ...
  • Salazar Slytherin: * face palms*
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,Teach us something please,Whether we be old and bald,Or young with scabby knees,Our heads could do with filling,With some interesting stuff,For now they’re bare and full of air,Dead flies and bits of fluff,So teach us things worth knowing,Bring back what we’ve forgot,Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,And learn until our brains all rot.“

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us something worth knowing,
Bring us back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot…” 
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot