hogwarts slytherin


Request by: @narglesmylove
You and Newt climbed up the ladder and entered the Divination classroom.

You both thought that this class was a joke but you didn’t want to drop it because you had a lot of fun just messing about.

Professor Redvale entered with a look that seem as creepy and crazy as ever and announced that today you will be starting to look into the ‘art’ of predicting the future using a glass sphere. There was a loud gasp by a group of students sitting at the front, that made you bite your lip to hold back your laugh. Thankfully the professor didn’t notice this time, because last lesson you had earned yourself and Newt a detention for laughing openly at the idea of seeing death in a cup of tea leaves.

You and Newt opened your books.
'I am starting first!’ You announced. 'I see…. mist. Just mist. You have very misty days ahead. Or maybe death. Either.’
Newt laughed and looked into the ball.
'And I see mist, but it’s like-a sphere. So it will come at you in clouds of mist. So if you see any clouds of mist run or they will kill you.’
You started laughing quite loudly at that and you felt the dirty looks the group at the front threw you.

'Shhhh!’ Newt shushed you. 'She’s coming, she’s coming!’
You managed to compose yourself before the teacher reached the table.

'So what do you see, miss (L/N)? Something funny?’ She said in her deep voice.
'No professor. The opposite really.’ You took a deep breath. 'I see only death and despair.’ You finished dramatically and seriously.
Newt guffawed and so did others on nearby tables. The process looked around in annoyance.

'Really? This is curious…. I see something that is the opposite of death. I see love, yes… But you must open your inner eye to see it.’
You turned as red as a tomato, and so did Newt, as she walked away.

You both pretended as if she was talking rubbish, but you were kind of impressed that she got one thing right.

Drarry pick up lines pt.2
  • Harry: Hey Draco, I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  • Hermione: If only you actually did your homework
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  • Draco: Hey Harry, mind if I slytherin your chamber of secrets?
  • Harry: I'm Dumble-done with you Draco.
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  • Harry: You know how your hair would look really good?
  • Draco: It always looks perfect so I don't get your point.
  • Harry: Hum.. it would look really good on my lap, but thanks for ruining my line.
HP character aesthetic
  • Harry Potter: gold veins in cracked rock; tall trees with spindly branches; circular windows; crispy toast; late nights and sleep ins; high ceilings; storm clouds; quiet fires; running fast; messy hair; skipping stones; whistling in the evening; cold air; the last stars in morning; bright eyes; witty comebacks; doors that creak; chipped nails; sparks; cracked mirrors; polished candlesticks; short letters; quick breaths; wandering by torchlight
  • Ron Weasley: movies at breakfast time; cheesy foods; pepper that makes you sneeze; paint smudged hands; warm air at night; wearing other people's clothes; adding new wood to fires; boxes filled with buttons; putting on warm socks; randomly laughing at jokes you heard weeks ago; falling asleep in strange positions; trees with red leaves and long shadows; old music; loud voices; smiling without thinking; band-aids for tiny cuts; early nights and late mornings
  • Hermione Granger: mint leaves; enjoying long silences; reading while walking; chills in your spine; perfectly sealed envelopes; watery eyes after waking up; apples with shiny skin; being outside at dusk; throwing open curtains in the morning; sore fingers from writing; new stationary; the smell of shoe polish; candy hearts; the crackling sound of vinyl; tip toes; rain droplets on windows; sharp quills

There he was. Fred Weasley. One of your closest friends and your crush. You sat at the Slytherin table, eyes following the red haired boy as he sat down with his own house. He looked in your direction, his brown eyes meeting yours. His mouth turned into a wide grin and he waved enthusiastically at you, causing you to giggle slightly at how silly he looked. You didn’t know if he liked you back; some days he would show hints of love, other days it was as if you were sibling - nothing romantic about that is there. Your eyes followed him as he grabbed a bit of toast and walked out of the hall, alone. This was your chance. Quickly, gathering all your stuff, you sped after him, stopping him right outside the entrance the the courtyard.

“Fred, hi,” You said through heavy breaths.

“Hiya (Y/N),” He smiled at you, sending a wave of happiness through your body.

“Can I uh, can I ask you something?” You stuttered out, eyes looking anywhere but the Gryffindor boy.

He nodded, “Sure.”

“I-I was wondering if y-you would like to g-go to Hogsmeade with me?”

“Yeah that would be great,” You did a happy dance inside your head, “I’m sure George would love to come, I’ll have to ask him.”

Your heart stopped, “I meant just us, us two, you know, like a date?” You said, it coming out more like a question.

The ginger boy’s mouth made an O shape and he looked at you sympathetically, “I’m sorry (Y/N), I don’t really like you like that.”

You could feel your heart shattering into a million pieces as those dreaded words left his lips. A single tear ran down your cheek and you turned away, not wanting to face the boy who had just broken your heart.

“(Y/N),” He whispered, reaching out to touch your arm.

You pulled away, walking away from him, sniffling as you went.


It had been a month since you and Fred had spoke, both of you avoiding each other at all costs.

You sat in the great hall talking to a Slytherin in the year above you, laughing about an argument two second years had had in the common room earlier that day.

Across the hall, Fred sat there watching the scene take place. He missed you, a lot, and watching you with the other Slytherin made him miss you even more. ‘That should be me there,’ He thought, finally realising his feelings for you, the awkward Slytherin girl who had been there for him since they first met. His fists clenching when the boy pushed a strand of you hair out of your face. When the boy moved closer to you, Fred snapped, standing up and stomping over to you.

“(Y/N),” He announced, swinging his leg over the bench and sitting next to you.

Your eyes widened as you turned to face you ex-bestfriend, “Fred.”

Then he did something you, the boy, and even him didn’t expect him to do. He kissed you. It was short and gentle, but enough for you to fall deep, back to where you had been a month ago.

“So, how about that Hogsmeade date?”

James as a new father
  • Lily: James, we're parents now, so you have to act responsibly
  • James: Don't worry Lily, I've got this
  • James: *throws Harry off 50 foot cliff*
  • James: *apparates to bottom of cliff and catches Harry*
  • Lily:
  • Lily: I'm going to call court and ask for divorce papers soon

The punk-rock Hufflepuff who works their ass of on potions homework while listening to Fiddlar and Waaves on a smuggled muggle iPod that they’ve charmed to work in the castle and only where’s the plain black school robes “just because I’m loyal and hardworking doesn’t mean I have to go around looking like a gaudy ray of sunshine all the bloody time.”

The autistic Ravenclaw who paints and composes music with no set pattern or plan in mind, who wanders the corridors and the forest after curfew at night because they’d rather learn from experience than have their nose in the book all the time. The one who goes and makes friends with the unicorns and the hippogriffs in the forest because they UNDERSTAND and don’t force them to be social or expect them to be verbalising all of these coherently thought out statements as a response to every word someone says to them.

The Gryffindor who is quiet and doesn’t break the rules and is brave but not foolhardy or self-sacrificing. The one who doesn’t draw attention to themselves until one day in the common room when someone ignorantly spouts off about how there is only good and evil. The one who has the guts to stand up and say, “HOW DARE YOU! MY GRANDPARENTS FUNDED VOLDEMORT’S SIDE IN THE FIRST WAR AND DO YOU KNOW WHY??! IT WAS RANSOM MONEY SO THEY COULD GET MY MOTHER BACK! IT’S NOT ALL BLACK AND WHITE OR GOOD AND EVIL YOU TOSSER! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RELUCTANT DEATH EATERS WANTED TO TELL VOLDEMORT TO FUCK OFF JUST AS MUCH AS ALBUS BLOODY DUMBLEDORE???!”

The Muggleborn Slytherin who grew up in a poor household as the oldest of many siblings and as such is kind of like the mother hen for all the other first years in all the houses even though she’s the same age. And they seem so sweet that a couple of seventh years think that they can get away with bullying them, at which point they learn that this cunning little snake has had full control of their “accidental” magic for years as a means of survival and protection for their large family, and that this lil bean can really fuck you up and that it’s NOT a good idea to imply they don’t belong in their house.

All those wonderful witches, wizards, and non-binary or genderfluid mages who have the courage to say “Fuck you,” to house stereotypes.

If you haven’t read the books
  • You won’t know that the Elder Wand was also called the Deathstick
  • Ron was actually a Prefect
  • Harry, Fred and George got a “life-long ban” from Umbridge after they attacked Malfoy on the pitch
  • Dumbledore hired a centaur named Firenze to teach Divination
  • Neville Longbotton could’ve been “The Chosen One” but Voldemort chose Harry
  • Fenrir Greyback was the werewolf who bit Remus Lupin as a child
  • Harry attended Bill and Fleur’s wedding disguised as Barny Weasley, a red-headed Weasley cousin
  • Lily was actually a few months older than James
  • While still alive, the Bloody Baron, who became the ghost of Slytherin House, was sent by Rowena Ravenclaw to retrieve her daughter, Helena, whom he was in love with. When Helena, who became the ghost of Ravenclaw House, refused to go with him, he became angry and stabbed her. Then, distraught with having killed her, he killed himself
  • Harry mended his own wand with the Elder Wand before he got rid of it
  • Harry, Ron and Hermione met Neville in St Mungos, who was visiting his parents and his Gran told them what happened to Alice and Frank 
  • The Potters’ had a cat
  • Harry got  miniature broom from Sirius for his first Birthday
  • Bathilda Bagshot was a friend of the Potters’
  • Newt Scamander: Magical creatures? No I haven't seen any- *trips and ten bowtruckles fall out of sleeve* oh those aren't mine I'm just holding them for a friend- *frantically tries to pick them up, niffler falls out of back pocket* right, if you'll just let me explain- *turns around and three murtlaps, a herd of erumpets, one litter of curps and the entirety of New York's dog pound fall out of his coat* LISTEN-