hogwarts memes

I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall

Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
  • (Thoughts About Relationships)
  • Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
  • Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
  • Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me

with that hair I would give Lucius a straight 10 too // artist: @emilyscartoons

  • me on a date: so what's your hogwarts house?
  • date: I don't know...
  • me shoving breadsticks into my purse: something's come up I've-
  • date: I mean no one can truly know their house because the online quizzes are nothing compared to the sorting hat.
  • me slowly takes breadstick out of purse: go on

me talking about my grades and future
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me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better
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this is the kind of shit that makes me laugh// artist: @floccinaucinihilipilification