Hogwarts Houses as Countries (rewrite)

Many people disliked the previous version of this post. I was going to leave that up, and rewrite it myself when I had gotten through requests, but I was not content with it, and didn’t want a post you guys disliked so intensely to be a permanent fixture on the blog (plus people kept bringing it back and I didn’t want to see any more angry comments. I’m sorry, I just can’t deal with it right now). So, version 2 for you guys.

Note- I have terrible geographic knowledge (until this year I had no idea where anything in Europe is, which sounds like an exaggeration, but isn’t), so if anyone has any alternate suggestions, feel free to comment them.

Gryffindor: The United States- patriotic and enthusiastic, with a history of rebellion. Historically, they have a tendency to rush in to save others, even if it’s not what would be most helpful.

Slytherin: Ireland- a very old and cultured country, with great value for tradition. Historically, some have been quite conservative and nationalistic, but many people see those views as outdated and have little regard for them.

Ravenclaw: China- Historically, they have been pioneers in many areas, inventing fireworks, paper, the printing press, and much more.  Many individuals work to overcome old, outdated views even if they are deeply ingrained.

Hufflepuff: Canada- Interaction is based on mutual respect, which can lead to others seeing them as soft, which is untrue. While injustices have definitely been committed in the past, they work to recognize their mistakes and repair them.

Each house as: a type of couple
  • Gryffindors: The NSFWs - so much PDA you can't tell who's who anymore, most likely to make embarrassing sexual jokes, more than likely to have their proposal end up on Youtube
  • Hufflepuff: The OTP - That "My sentence is not complete if my s/o isn't around" couple, cute AF, 10+/10
  • Ravenclaw: The Nerds™ - met at a convention, married in cosplay, named their daughter Leia, everyone is jealous of how kick-ass they are
  • Slytherin: The Power Couple - wink a lot, smirk a lot, diss a lot, ♫ Move, b-tch, get out the waaaay ♫
  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit

“WE COME FROM DIFFERENT HOUSES” Gryffindor/Slytherin/Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

After I posted the pic of slytherin girl (here’s the link if you don’t know), I decided to draw other 3 houses’ students to make it complete. :D

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Hogwarts Houses as Good Feeling Things


the crunch of a footstep in freshly fallen snow, putting together the prefect outfit and knowing you look your best, rooms with tall ceilings, perfect eyebrows, standing on balconies, pressed suits, zipping up tall boots


running out into a rainstorm just to get soaked, dancing to loud music with your best friend, running to clear your mind after a bad day, getting a haircut and feeling light and free, taking a breath of fresh air in the summer, skipping stones


setting up your bed as the perfect Netflix fort, the he loves me he loves me not game, perfect long nails with dark polish, crisp powdery pages, crackling fireplaces, writing until your hand cramps up, old castles 


getting a hug from that one person, p.j days at school, taking off make up at the end of the day, hiding in a hoodie, stacking up five blankets in the wintertime, telling someone you love them over and over, movies with friends

Each house when: at the Gay Pride
  • Gryffindor: wears their flag like a cloak, carries Puff on their shoulders, most likely to sing the loudest
  • Hufflepuff: happily throws glitter at everyone, sobs when they see an elderly couple, incredible dance moves
  • Ravenclaw: prettiest wittiest signs, flowercrowns, "Did you know the first Pride was a riot ?"
  • Slytherin: outfit overlords, mighty photographers, Gay Squad™