hogun

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“Do not sorrow my love, there’s always a reason for what the allfather does-”

Volstagg: “Found you!”

Why are there grinning armored asgardian warriors standing behind the glass door. Could it truly be? Your eyes had widened, a fraction larger than they would usually be, your jaw hanging open, it truly is! Your legs had carried you to them before you even registered what you were doing you had pulled the Lady Sif close to you, hugging her, what relief was it to know that they were doing well and the allfather had not punished them as well. Their only wrongdoing they had done was of the loyalty they had .. sometimes to a fault.

Thor: My friends!

“It is so wonderful to see you all again, but you should not have come…”

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Abraham-Fucking-Lincoln:

1 - Volstagg’s stunt axe from Thor. Stunt version of Volstagg’s axe of the type seen in the spectacular battle between Thor, his friends and the Frost Giants. Measures 40 in. long.

2 - Hogun ornate stunt mace from Thor. This stylized stunt prop is the signature weapon of Hogun that is first seen in the very first melee between Thor and his crew versus the Frost Giants. In the film, Hogun activates the mace, which dramatically deploys its severe metal spikes.

3 - Fandral’s stunt cutlass from Thor. Fandral’s signature weapon is visible during the initial battle between Thor’s warriors and the Frost Giants. Measures 34 ¼ in. long with soft rubber hand guard.

4 - Sif’s Stunt Asgardian sword from Thor. In the battle scene between Thor’s faithful friends and the Frost Giants, Sif assembles two of her Asgardian swords transforming them into a double-bladed weapon, which she uses to dispatch her foes. Measures approx. 36 in.

5 - Sif’s double-sided sword from Thor. This is a 72 in. long stunt sword. This is the signature weapon of Sif who assembles it by locking two individual swords together back to back. Sif causes havoc with this weapon in the opening battle with her leader Thor against the Frost Giants. 

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Same, Hilde, same.

This is literally my favorite comic book moment ever, because this is how Thor deals with being woken up in the middle of the night–to come out with his junk swinging while everyone else flinches because it’s like STARING INTO THE SUN to look upon the thunder d, so PUT SOME PANTS ON BEFORE YOU BLIND US ALL, THOR.

Meanwhile, Thor doesn’t give a shit if you get a good eyeful.  FAVORITE.