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yatogamiy  asked:

Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back!

Another one? orz

1) Some of my favorite Christmas songs are songs that my mother wrote. She wrote a beautiful song entitled “Mary’s Lullaby”, but my all-time favorites of hers are the re-writes. Things like Have Yourself A Miserable Christmas.

2) I was so excited for Christmas Day. I talked about it for months and spazzed to all of my friends. And then the day came it was absolutely terrible.

3) We just had Christmas dinner last night. It was hot dogs and s'mores over the fireplace.

4) I dropped one of my hotdogs on the ground so the dog got some Christmas dinner too.

5) I have a sore place in my chest leftover from a car accident over two years. Whenever I do intense physical labor or anything that uses my muscles or makes my heart beat fast it aches.

6) I use Burt’s Bee’s chapstick

7) If I were allowed there’d always be a fire in the fireplace and the candles would be constantly lit.

8) I’ve never signed off of my tumblr account, and I’ve been here for four months.

9) It’s taken me three hours to get to number 9.

10) I like bullshitting things and every once in a while I’ll cheat on these stupid asks and facts because I can’t think of anything else.

Sex Doll Faces
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *8V
  • *fun fun fun
  • Shiki dice:
  • *8U sex doll face
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *dslkmdslk
  • *mine is a surprised duck
  • Shiki dice:
  • *you know the kind that have the hole in the mouth?
  • *8U
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *you pervert
  • Shiki dice:
  • *8UUUUUU
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *xDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • *8V
  • Shiki dice:
  • *>8V teh berdz sez dey angreh
  •      xx     dice:
  • *SEX DOLL FACE WHUT
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *xV
  • Shiki dice:
  • *>8U ANGRY SEX DOLL
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *lolol
  • Shiki dice:
  • *>8U YOU DO NOT SATISFY ME
  •      xx     dice:
  • *SDJLKSDKSJK/DLSÇDLÇDLFFÇ~]SDLS
  • *WHUT
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *SDNMDSKJNDSKJNDSKJN
  •      xx     dice:
  • *WHAT THE ACTUAL
  • Shiki dice:
  • *IDEK
  •      xx     dice:
  • *FUCK?
  • *>8U
  • Shiki dice:
  • *U8<
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *xU
  • Shiki dice:
  • *;U
  •      xx     dice:
  • *OH GOD
  • *STOP IT
  • *I'M PISSING IN MY PANTS
  • Shiki dice:
  • *BU
  • *XU
  •      xx     dice:
  • *DSKPJLSDFKJLÇAFDFOKDSFA
  • *WHYYYYYY
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • Shiki dice:
  • *OU one-eyed sex doll?
  •      xx     dice:
  • *DFOKDSFA´PFSAOKSAÇSAD
  • Shiki dice:
  • *a mutant
  •      xx     dice:
  • *OH LORD
  • Shiki dice:
  • *or some shit
  •      xx     dice:
  • *WHAT
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *sdljndsfn
  • Shiki dice:
  • *FROM OUTER SPACE
  •      xx     dice:
  • *SOBBING
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *i will just
  • Shiki dice:
  • *MY KEYBOARD IS DRENCHED
  • *IN SODA
  • C'mon baby light my fire (8) dice:
  • *silently post this on tumblr

Meinen babbus:

done my useless mocking