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Parallel Universe Twerking Derek

Inspired by jerakeenc, who wanted a fic where “A smiling, laughing, twerking Derek Hale from a parallel universe shows up in Beacon Hills.

Stiles is driving home from school when he sees Derek walking down the sidewalk with a slight bounce to his step.  Stiles pulls over and calls out to him. “Hey, Derek!”

He’s met with a beam so blinding Stiles feels his heart stop. 

“Hi!” Derek says, walking over to the car. “How are you?” Derek is still smiling and Stiles is frozen in place.

“I’m fine. Uh…how are you?”

Derek smiles impossibly bigger. “Great. Well, actually, I’m a little lost.”  His voice is higher pitched and softer than it usually is.

“…Lost?” Stiles asks warily.

“Yeah.  I woke up this morning and went to go get my usual frappucino, but…the coffee shop isn’t there anymore. Actually everything looks different.  It’s a little off-putting.”

Stiles looks around. “Um, dude, pretty sure nothing’s changed.”

Derek looks around too, then points across the street. “What about that diner there? That was never there before.”

Stiles narrows his eyes at him. “Dude, we literally ate at that diner last week.”

Derek looks confused, but he’s still smiling. “I’ve met you before?”

“Oh, shit,” Stiles swears.

Derek’s eyes widen in horror. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, buddy. Can you just-give me one second, okay?” Derek nods and sticks his hands in his pockets, grinning up at the blue sky.

Stiles whips his phone out and dials Scott as fast as possible. “Dude. We’ve got a problem. I’m here with Derek, and he’s acting really weird.”

“Uh, Stiles, I’m with Derek right now,” Scott says.

Stiles hears a noise, which presumably is Derek grabbing the phone, before he hears Derek’s normal, gruff voice through the speaker. “What’s happening?”

Stiles has to fight back the urge to laugh. “Dude, I think there’s two of you.”

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