hoe song

  • I should get someone I love: Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
  • I should get someone I need: Aries, Leo, Libra, Pisces
  • Fuck that, get money: Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Our national hoe anthems had just been combined and turned into this beautiful masterpiece.

Imagine if you could hire somebody to
-proofread your fanfiction
-appreciate your fan art
-be a shoulder to cry on when your favourite character dies
-high five when your OTP has a moment
-stand in line at book shops for you to get new books

We need Fandom Hoes.

just music hoe things

- that period of time when a song that just came out has no tabs or sheet music and you feel dead inside

- naming instruments

- singing along to every theme tune of every tv show

- harmonising while everyones singing in the car

- the moment of ‘shit i haven’t practiced in a week and my lesson is today’

- starting christmas songs in fucking august or some shit

- default songs that you absentmindedly play the second your instrument is to hand

- groaning when someone asks you to play but lowkey wanting to

- wanting a better one of your instrument but crying bc money

- feeling guilty about wanting a better one of your instrument bc attachment

- singing while working or cleaning or doing other boring things

- soundtrack is the best part of the movie

- sick to fucking death of c major chord progressions

- sheet music ingrained into your soul after all day rehearsals

This is crazy-not hilarious at all-full of sincerity but somehow i laugh so much at it.. how can i not love u both at the same time ? So all this long they ve been envy of eachother’s eminence.. bobby desperates for june’s appearance while june envy of bobby’s personality. But wht the heck w u two for using the internet searching for eachother’s pic? I stan junbob 4 all my life, you two more than enough 4 me kkk. Manse, manse, manse 4 this video !

In other word it was a confession between the beast and the-oh-not-well-behaved-imature-boy who revealed their deepest thought of eachother’s impression

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hixtape predictions

-hoseok will allude to his dick 3 times
-the album cover will be hoseok wearing a romper
-there will be a collaboration with another member (yoongi) and it will be soft and gay
-there will be a nutworthy Hoe™ song
-there will be vomiting and spitting sound effects and it will be strangely arousing
-hoseok will allude to his dick a fourth time

Okay so know @marriagehoney already posted about this but I just have to repeat it: 

LOOK IT’S RIVER SONG. I mean really who else could it be? They already showed Susan:

and it’s clearly a different picture. Susan is in black and white, while the other photo is in sepia and has different framing. PLUS I’m sure we’re all familiar with the information given to us by the writers:

“In one corner of a cluttered, book-lined study at St Luke’s sits a blue police box, an ‘OUT OF ORDER’ sign on its door. In a cup on the desk are a selection of screwdrivers, all of them sonic, and framed photographs of the two women that one man holds closest to his hearts: River Song and his granddaughter, Susan.”

 So the other picture is River!!! And I’m much more excited than I should be about that. Let’s looks a little closer?

Poor quality, I know. But I just wish I could see the whole thing. The thing is, BBC usually just uses stalk photos for this kind of thing, as seen in Kate’s bulletin board of companions in UNIT: 

All stalk photos. I think it would be SO exciting to get a new photo of River, maybe something from the 24 years! 

And for the record, I am going to squeal and fangasm about EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE that is made about River this season. I really hope there will be a lot. 

VIXX dream conspiracy

VIXX isn’t actually real and we’re all in a coma collectively dreaming the same coma dream but sometimes our dreams change slightly hence why some VIXX songs have different titles. this also explains why VIXX is so perfect and ethreal-

jk this can’t possibly be a dream they’re real and they exist to slay-

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UNRELEASED ALBUM/MIXTAPE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD.

I MADE THIS BC THERES BEEN ALL THIS TALK OF UNRELEASED ALBUMS ETC. ETC. SO I WANTED TO GET IN ON THE HYPE.

THIS ALBUM HAS 15 SONGS AND IS CALLED JADED. MY TWITTER IS @ADELAIDESRAUHL

DOWNLOAD LINK:
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