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Wayne Simmonds: “FIRST I’m gonna take off my shirt, and THEN you’re gonna die!”

Jaromir Jagr: “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”

Zdeno Chara: “See, I’ve always got an A, B and C strike plan to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.“

Brad Marchand: “I browned out that evening.”

Tom Wilson: “I will SMASH your face into a- into a jelly!”

Tyler Seguin: “I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.“

Brent Burns: “Wildcard, bitches! Yee-haw!”

Bobby Ryan: “Cat in the wall? Now you’re talking my language.”

Alexander Ovechkin: “I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.”

Ryan Getzlaf: “Let’s go toe to toe in bird law, and see who comes out the victor.”

Claude Giroux: “How much cheese is too much cheese?”

PK Subban: “A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.”

Jamie Benn: “I’m a casual millionaire from Texas.”

Sidney Crosby: “You can’t patronize your captain. That’s a sea law.”

Carey Price: “And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.”