hockey tips

Rules and tips for dating a hockey player:

1.go like this:

2.spin around

3.stop!

4.double take three times. 1, 2, 3!

5. theeeeeen, pelvic thrust!

6.Stop on your right foot. (Super important DON’T FORGET IT)

7.bring it around town. bring. it. around. town.

8. then you do this:

9: then this:

10. and this:

11. and that

12. and this and that and this and that

And if you can do half of these you are most likely mentally mature enough to date a hockey player

Rules and Tips for Dating A Hockey Player

1. Great moments are born from great opportunity.

2. And that’s what you have here tonight, boys.

3. That’s what you have earned here, tonight. One game.

4. If we played ‘em ten times they might win nine.

5. But not this game. Not tonight.

6. Tonight, we skate with ‘em.

7. Tonight, we stay with ‘em, and we shut them down because we can!

8. Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world.

9. You were born to be hockey players — every one of ya.

10. This is your time.

11. Their time — is done. It’s over.

12. I’m sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have.

13. Screw them. This is your time!!

14. Now go out there take it!”

Rules and tips for dating a hockey player:

1. So no one told you life was gonna be this way
2. 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
3.Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
4. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
5. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
6. I’ll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour)
7. I’ll be there for you (Like I’ve been there before)
8. I’ll be there for you (‘Cause you’re there for me too)

rules and tips for dating a hockey player

1. We’re no strangers to love
2. You know the rules and so do I
3. A full commitments what I’m thinking of
4. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
5. I just want to tell you how I’m feeling
6. Got to make you understand
7. Never gonna give you up
8. Never gonna let you down
9. Never gonna run around and desert you
10. Never gonna make you cry
11. Never gonna say goodbye
12. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sister Date | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Romance
POV: Reader’s/First Person

A/N: Hi guys! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a write up I’m sorry I just don’t have that much time to write anymore. I remember when I used to post imagines everyday, so sorry but I think I’m gonna be able to write once or twice a week now. But yeah, anyway this was requested and I had fun writing this. Sorry this took so long! Enjoy!

Request:  Could you do an imagine where Zach is confused your at his house bc he knows y'all didn’t make any plans but then you’re like “oh I’m not here for you. I promised may (his sister) that I would take her shopping” and just zach getting all happy that you’re spending time with his sister.

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I knock at the huge front door of the Dempsey’s while straightening out my top. A couple of seconds later and the door swings open and a pleasantly surprised Zach Dempsey stands in front of me. His eyes were opened wide in shock.

“Well this is a nice surprise!” Zach exclaims as he pulls me in for a hug then kisses the crown of my head.

“I thought you were doing something today, babe? What brings you here?” he continues to ask as he takes a piece of hair away from my face and pushes it behind my ear.

“Oh, I’m not here for you.” I reply as I pinch both of his cheeks.

“I’m here for your sister. I promised her that we’ll go out together today.” I add.

“Aww, that’s great babe! I’ll just get changed for a minute and come back down then.” he replies but before he could leave, I grab his wrist and laugh.

“Babe, it’s a girls’ day out. You can’t come.” I tell him and he pouts.

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Rules and tips for dating a hockey player:

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, “I might as well kick it.”

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, “Nah, forget it.”
“Yo, home to Bel-Air.”

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo home smell ya later.”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Breaking in your new skates.

I got my Riedell 229 Edge skates in this week! I’m currently working on breaking them in, which made me want to talk about breaking in new skates!

First of all, to those of you with sensitive feet or who are in complete woe about how uncomfortable their new skates are, I want to just say- YES, THIS IS NORMAL, YES IT WILL GET BETTER!

New skates shouldn’t feel like comfortable tennis shoes, if they do- they’re not properly fit. They should be tight when you get them- and yes- even uncomfortably so.

I wear a size 7 ½ shoe, but I wear a size 5 ½ skate.

Your toes might not have much room to wiggle at first- but they should be straight- without the bones feeling like they’re about to break. (You may have numbness and be unable to wiggle your toes)

If you’re getting fitted, go to a shop and have your feet measured to make sure it’s correct. It’s recommended that you’re fitted by a shop-employee or someone who fits skates regularly, doing it yourself isn’t recommended for the first time. 

The leather will be extremely stiff when you get your skates and there are multiple ways to break them in- one way is by baking them. Most skate rinks/shops have an oven or you can try doing it in your own home.

Basically they ‘bake’ the skates and then take them out and put them on your feet so the leather will mold to your foot shape. Will it completely & comfortably mold to your shape? No. But it’s a good start!

After that- wear them as often as you can. (with blade guards!) Wear them around the house, while you sleep, while you eat– anywhere where you can get away with wearing them will help. 

I spend a lot of time at a coffee shop near my apartment, I decided to bring them with me and wear them while I worked on the computer. 

Does it look weird? Yes, it’s a bit odd- but if you’re spending $100-$600 on skates, you shouldn’t care about that. Just focus on your skates fitting well so they won’t give you foot pain/blisters. 

You can also take a hair dryer at home, put your boots on & heat up the areas that are the most painful. Stretch your foot as much as you can in the boot while you work it over with the hair dryer. 

You might not believe it, but the heat from your feet in the shoes also softens the leather, and you walking around/bending your knees definitely goes a long way when it comes to breaking in your skates.

Finally- skating. When you skate, bend down a lot- do dramatized foot work to really stretch/bend the leather. If after a week or two you’re not seeing any progress- you can always go and have them baked once more- and if there’s a particularly stubborn spot- you can have your local skate shop ‘punch’ the trouble spot. (They basically heat that part of the skate up and press it out with a tool.)

Remember: Don’t leave your skates in a hot car, it’ll deform them. Also don’t get a skate too stiff for your skill level! If you’re a recreational skater and you get a boot that is meant for high-level jumps–  you’ll never preform hard enough in them to break them in! Get a boot for your level. 

When I lace my new skates up to wear them around the house– I barely tighten the first several eyelets- I simply pull the lace through until it’s straight and leave it without pressure. Then when I get to the 2-3 eyelets close to the bend in the ankle, I tighten those pretty tight. I then use the first 2 hooks and leave the other ones empty. 

By doing this, my feet have time to warm up/soften the leather a bit- so I can re-tie them in an hour and make the bottom laces tight with minimal pain– and the top hooks are loose/empty so you can bend your knees easily- and often. 

The ankle is super tight for– you guessed it– support. You can’t walk around in them if the ankle isn’t tight! 


Take frequent breaks when your feet hurt and document any pain you have– by the end of the 2 weeks, if that pain is just as bad as day 1- you might need to try something else (consult your skate shop!) to make that spot more comfortable. 

Best of luck! Now go love your new skates!  ❤