hockey strike

My favorite quotes from the old men sitting next to me at Panera

“I saw old Wally today! Remember him? Nice guy. He said he fucked my wife. Then he called me a son of a bitch.”

“This whole capitalism thing is just glorified slavery. You get a job or you DIE. Ridiculous.”

“He doesn’t understand where you’re coming from!” “Where am I coming from, Manchester?” “You’re coming from a BRILLIANT MIND!”

[5 minutes of comparing Chinese proverbs]

“Did you hear that the lady hockey players are on strike? They want more money. They better get it! They deserve it. Those lady sports player get no money and no credit.”

[Comparing their various pocket knives and pen knives in the middle of Panera]

“There should be more women on the police force, the poor prostitutes don’t get any sympathy from those men”

“I’ll be right back. Why don’t you talk to the young lady next to you?” ((This meant me)) “I don’t WANNA talk to her!”

“I can’t believe they used to put the kids with the mental illnesses in the hospitals and never mention them again. They should’ve been ASHAMED. Like the Kennedys.”

Sidney Crosby is taking off his hockey gear for a magazine spread. The budding hockey star is striking a shirtless pose for the November issue of GQ Magazine.

The men’s fashion magazine features the 18-year-old hockey phenom in a cover photo and story entitled “The Crosby Show.”

In his hometown of Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia reaction is mixed. One young man tells ATV News that Crosby is “popular enough, he doesn’t need to be taking off his shirt.” However, young women in Crosby’s hometown simply say he looks “hot, really, really hot.”

—  October 26, 2005

A new shitty graphic… To celebrate surpassing 1000 followers I’ve made my third follow-forever! These blogs are all really great and have all been real #dece to me since I’ve joined tumblr. Big thanks to everyone who follows me, you guys are hella rad.

Sask Connection

nik-scherbaks chillwithdill hella-sasssy zwperson 

Habs Mafia

clutchioretty sainteflanelle goallagher-galchenpuck hockeyismyreligon galchenyum-gallawhore ayeewutup bgallyhasmyheart bournivals brendanngallagher catlady31 canadiens-not-canadians fucale fabulouslyprice cowboyprice crackpoutine dustokarskii firetherrien2k15 flawsinthevoodoo fucaleforthewin fymontrealcanadiens habsnews habsforlife hashtaghabsnation howardssaves honka-honka-burnin-love inprustwethrust itspriceybitch jacobdelaroses jirisekac lars-hella ladysstardust lahs-ellah landessblog masterdangler miracle-ice-hockey nathanbeaulieus nikitascherbak pksubban76 plekaface princecarey price-devant-la-cage pucking-habs puppygally raisethetorch sar-dyharhar sonicvoyc stale-sandcastle

Wild Family

kuemperorpenguin minnnesotanice wildcaptainkuemper elninomynino alex-wennburgers becauseitsthewild ahgoodthesea boobjenner bloody-mary-23 brodin-thebacon catcherdemko cappykoivu coltongillies charliecoylecutie chawwich finnesotans darcythekuemperor fuckyeahminnesotawild fucknoscandi haulalujah hudsonfaschings jonas-brodins kingkoivu kuempers kuemperorsnewgroove mikaelgranlove minnesotalove princetoews samson-reinharts sassyeeffingcassie scandi-lous strong-and-wild umadbrodin wildabouthockey zacharyparise

Goalie Squad

tendysetups goaliesorgohome goaliefever ilovegoalies nhlgoalies swedishgoaliemafia


erikkarlsson65 stevedangle dallas41chicago88 evgeniemalkin bortuzzo diaryofaphillyfan glovehand icegally jvr21 lack31 modanos nhlprayoffs prustytute raanta savetheoppressedwhitenhlers southasians stlouisramz thisismydivision teenagekane yagr


marchandmad bruins-babe captain-mactruck marianyossa bruinuck bradmarchandsass captain-problematic crosberle cdeleo dropthosegloves dylanlarkdamn dontgivapuck go-back-to-ikea hatrickaner hockeywashergame kreidizzle-my-jtizzle marchy-smitty-bergy mo-gardiner pavs-pavy-pavelec zachpariseisbae

the shitty graphic has returned…

and after putting this off for so long due to sickness, here is my 500+ followers follow-forever!! thank you all for sticking it out with me and being awesome followers and for liking my posts or maybe not liking my posts but just simply existing in the goaliesticks army :)

and without further ado, here are the followed:

sask connection

nik-scherbaks chillwithdill zwperson hella-sasssy 


habs mafia(if i met you through a habs thing then youre in this group)

viktorsfasth jirisekac kyledohbas lahs-ellah pksubban76 nikitascherbak masterdangler like-in-tonights-sky lars-hella spookyladysstardust inprustwethrust hockeyismyreligon habsforlife goallagher-galchenpuck gregorywawa fymontrealcanadiens galchenyum-gallawhore dustinstokarskis canadiens-not-canadians catlady31 bournivals brendanngallagher price-devant-la-cage pucking-habs ayeewutup bgallyhasmyheart boogallagher cowboyprice fabulouslyprice fucaleforthewin fucale gofindsomewhere hashtaghabsnation honka-honka-burnin-love howardssaves itspriceybitch miracle-ice-hockey plekaface princebudaj princecarey pucking-hell priceypricer prustytute pumpkinthatch raphael-diaz raisethetorch sainteflanelle sar-dyharhar stale-sandcastle thecanadiens theold29er tokarskii toewspricedraisaitl yagr flawsinthevoodoo mo-gardiner 


wild family

mikkokoivboo hockeyimaginesbykiriandabs mikkegrannylove mnwild420 parisedise pierremcguire samson-reinharts scandi-lous officialfinland mikkokoivus mikaelgranlove haulalujah kuempers kingkoivu jonas-brodins gallychuck fuckyeahminnesotawild fucknoscandi elninomynino demkos chawwich brodin-thebacon boobjenner bloody-mary-23 accidentalsnorkeling alex-wennburgers alexgoligoski cappykoivu charlie3-bradley63 charliecoylecutie spock7411 state-of-hockey strong-and-wild wildabouthockey sassyeeffingcassie scandellas spn-marvel-freak


goalie squad (basically if you got goalie in your url ha)

tendysetups spookygoalie nhlgoalies ilovegoalies goaliesorgohome goaliefever swedishgoaliemafia


opposition (usually)

go-back-to-ikea christopher-james-kreider bruinuck bruins-babe bruinsstrong captain-mactruck corpsetopherkreider hockeywashergame marchandmad pastrnakattack raanta princessjmon3y 


untouchables (usually)

lack31 stevedangle tsegsy erikkarlsson65 teenagekane typaulseguin evgeniemalkin thisismydivision scrivenss riemers modanos landessblog icegally hockey-fever hatrickaner glovehand diaryofaphillyfan dropthosegloves dallas41chicago88 crackpoutine crosberle bortuzzo ahemsky 

goaliesticks’ 1300+ followers follow-forever!!!

this is so late and i apologize haha but thank you all for being cool and thinking im cool enough to follow and now id like to present to y’all the people that i think are cool enough to follow!:

sask squad

@zwperson @nik-scherbaks @hella-sasssy @chillwithdill

the favs

@ahgoodthesea @alexeiemelinstwin @andrewshawshankredemption @andrighettos @ayeewutup @beantown-blood @becauseitsthewild @bgallyhasmyheart @bloody-mary-23 @boesers @bortuzzo @bournivals @bradmarchandsass @breakingbruins @brendanngallagher @bring-the-schennergy @brodin-thebacon @brodins @bruins-babe @bruinuck @canadiens-not-canadians @cappykoivu @captain-mactruck @captain-problematic @catlady31 @charliecoylecutie @chawwich @coltongillies @cowboyprice @crackpoutine @daisiesmakingchains @dallas41chicago88 @darcythekuemperor @dawviddesharnais @dkuemper35 @dontgivapuck @dropthosegloves @eichl @elninomynino @elzaechelon @fabulouslyprice @flawsinthevoodoo @fucale @fucaleforthewin @fymontrealcanadiens @galchenyum-gallawhore @glovehand @go-back-to-ikea @goaliefever @goaliesorgohome @goallagher-galchenpuck @gofindsomewhere @grilledcheesbyisreal @guardianoftheweb @habsforlife @haileyaa92 @hashtaghabsnation @hatrickaner @haulalujah @hawkeytime @hockeyismyreligon @hockeyswedes @hockeywashergame @howardssaves @hudsonfaschings @icegally @ilovegoalies @inprustwethrust @itspriceybitch @jacobdelaroses @jakevirtanens @jasonpominville @jasonzucker16 @jhonkaa @jonas-brodins @jvr21 @kaonashl @kingkoivu @kreidizzle-my-jtizzle @kuemperorsnewgroove @kuempers @lack31 @ladysstardust @lahs-ellah @landessblog @lars-hella @leanthebunnybean @lesglorieux @like-in-tonights-sky @lundqvisition @marchandmad @marchy-smitty-bergy @marianyossa @massholehackey @masterdangler @mikaelgranlove @mikkegrannylove @mikkokoivboo @mikoivu @minnesotalove @minnnesotanice @miracle-ice-hockey @mo-gardiner @nathanbeaulieus @nhlgoalies @nhlperrie @nikitascherbak @norwigianhobbitmatszuccarello @officialjackeichel @paanarin @pavs-pavy-pavelec @pksubban76 @plekaface @price-devant-la-cage @provorovs @pucking-habs @pucking-hell @puppygally @puppykickersubban @raanta @raisethetorch @raphael-diaz @raskwiththesave @sainteflanelle @samson-reinharts @samwilsonownsthisass @sar-dyharhar @sassyeeffingcassie @savetheoppressedwhitenhlers @scandellas @scandi-lous @scrivenss @segsysegs @sonicvoyc @stale-sandcastle @state-of-hockey @stepanbehindthemic @stlouisramz @stoppedbyfleury @strong-and-wild @suckmyprusticles @swedishgoaliemafia @szabadoss @tendysetups @thefinnishflow @thelnino22 @thisismydivision @toewsaf @tsegsy @typaulseguin @washcapitals @we-came-as-leafs-nation @wildabouthockey @wildcaptainkuemper @yagr @zacharyparise @zachpariseisbae

the ppl i thought should be in their own section just because

@wallahbroapologist @useless-swedenfacts @planes @minymilocat @cozyrainyday @stevedangle