hobrien fic

FIC RECS

in honor of gaining another hundred followers on my twitter account @getsterREKT heres another rec list. 

This will just be made up of lots and lots of different types of fics. Make sure to read the warnings for each fic before reading. 

(fics with ** are favorites)


It Takes A Village by  Hypocorismm

Stiles’s used to yogurt handprints on his shirts from where he picked her up, and he’s used to snot on his shoulders and neck from where she cried after a bad dream. He’s used to her legendary tantrums when she doesn’t get her way, her eyes glowing ferocious gold. He’s used to being the village it takes to raise her, and the pack she longs for.

Except, he needs the pack’s help, and Derek’s protection when a particularly power-hungry pack wants his cub. And he isn’t used to sharing.

WORDS: 49227

RATING: Mature

CHAPTERS: 35/35

WARNINGS: angst, kidnapping, mpreg.


Night Stroll by  Marishna

“Is it night there?”

Derek chuckled. “Yeah, it is. How do you know where I am?”

“I don’t, that’s why it’s weird it’s night. That puts you in… Europe?” Stiles asked after some quick math.

Derek raised an eyebrow. “Spain. You haven’t lost that…” Derek waved his hand. “Stileness.”

WORDS: 3276

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTER: 1/1

WARNINGS: derek has insomnia??? is that a warning??? idk


****Prince Among Wolves by  tylerfucklin (Deshonanana)

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable. 

WORDS: 101,000

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 20/20

WARNINGS: mild transphobia, derek learns acceptance, broken family, so much angst


Walking Into Darkness by  alenie

Derek hears Stiles before he sees him. There’s anxious, wheezy breathing coming from the next aisle over in the grocery store, accompanied by a racing heart and the smell of unwashed sneakers and hair gel. He turns the corner and Stiles is standing frozen in the dairy aisle, knuckles clenched around the metal of his shopping basket.

WORDS: 6342

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: panic attacks, anxiety, depression, post 3b, pre-sterek relationship 


****Ashes, Ashes by  ShanaStoryteller

The Sheriff gets a call at work - someone’s tried to burn down his home with his son inside.

“I thought of you coming here, and finding me dead, of another burnt out husk of a body, something else fire has stolen from you, of you having nothing left to grasp but ashes,” John can’t even call that a whimper, it’s clearly a whine as Derek’s hands tighten against Stile’s hips, as if his boy will shudder to dust at the mere mention of the possibility unless Derek’s hands can hold him into one piece, “and that thought was worse than dying.”

WORDS: 2699

RATING: Teen And Up

CHAPTERS:1/1

WARNINGS: so much angst, stiles nearly burns to death


Just Realize What I Just Realized by  literaryoblivion

He’s never noticed it before; it’s always just been second nature to him these days, does it out of habit, but it’s not until he stops to actually think about it that it becomes abundantly and embarrassingly clear to him that he is in love with Stiles and that they are practically dating without the actual dating part…

WORDS: 2529

RATING: Teen And Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: a lil angst, (but mostly fluff)


The Potential Fatality of Assuming by  crossroadswrite

The hair, the buttons and the general happy and slightly tired disposition with which Derek came back from his secret exploits were as obvious as a glaring neon sign flashing the words JUST GOT LAID.

A sign that Stiles ignored because he had a seven year plan god damn it.

(OR: in which Stiles assumes things, gets accosted by the sister he never/always wanted, discovers he was horribly wrong, almost dies via Derek Hale with kids, can’t handle all that collarbone action, uses tickling as the ultimate mode of revenge, and gets a boyfriend. In that order.)

WORDS: 2196

RATING: General

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: misunderstandings, because stiles is dumb, lots of pining


****If I Could Trade Mistakes For Sheep, Count Me Away Before You Sleep by  alisaj

“Thing is, Stiles,” Derek says, his voice hard and unfaltering. “I didn’t sign up for you. You just hung around until we got used to you being here.”

That stings. He hadn’t realised how Derek feels about him. They’ve been getting on quite well, teaming up on little missions and bantering back and forth without malice. Stiles sometimes lets Derek crash in his room after a big fight, trying not to let on how intriguing he finds the werewolf.

“Well now we can get used to you not being here. You’re a liability, Stilinski. You can’t protect yourself and we always end up having to help you when we’ve got more important things to do. You’re out of the pack.”

or

The one where Derek is a terrible Alpha and Stiles ends up walking into a big pile of shit.

WORDS: 33,383

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: stiles gets kicked out of the pack, derek is stupid, like, so stupid, stiles gets hurt, theres so much angst in this like wtf, stiles is sad, the pack sucks


Sour Kush (series) by alisvolatpropiis

Stiles mentally curses Erica, because in all of her warnings about how brusque this guy could be, she forgot mention that he’s also hotter than the fucking sun. If Stiles had any lingering questions about his sexuality, they’d be completely settled by what this guy is doing to him. In fact, he might not even be gay anymore. He might be in the midst of crossing into some yet-to-be-named sexuality that’s all about a scruffy black beard and alarming green eyes and muscles and tattoos and this guy’s everything ever.

The guy’s name is Derek, his lust-addled brain supplies distantly.

Well that settles it, then. Stiles is Dereksexual.

WORKS: 3

COMPLETE: it says no but they havent updated in like over 2 years so im guessing its done

WORDS: 15,392

RATING: Explict 

WARNINGS: everyone is stoned all the time, also in work 2 stiles is hurt because he thinks derek is getting it on with parrish, they’re dumb, age difference, derek has a beardddd 


I Just Want You For My Own (More Than You Could Ever Know) by  yodasyoyo

“What is with that sweater, dude?”

Derek ducks his head to look at it, abashed. “Uh- Mrs Hernandez knitted it for me. It’s an early Christmas gift.” He smooths it down self-consciously.

Stiles cocks an eyebrow.

“What? She’s my neighbor and sometimes I-” Derek trails off. Stiles’ other eyebrow rises to join the first, and Derek sighs. “Sometimes I help her carry her shopping.”

Of course he does. One day maybe Stiles will stop being in love with Derek Hale, but today is not that day.

WORDS: 16,065

RATING: Teen And Up

CHAPTERS: 4/4

WARNINGS: pining, fake relationships, they’re both idiots. 


Baby You’re Beautiful by  supernaynay

“God you’re beautiful.”

Derek hadn’t even realized that the words had left his mouth until the whole room went silent, including Stiles, who until about five seconds earlier was busy yelling at him for putting himself in danger yet again.

WORDS: 1089

RATING: General

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: derek is hit with a truth spell


****(Sacred) In The Ordinary by  idyll

The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing’s gotten less complicated after all this time.

Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.

Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.

WORDS: 78,759

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 9/9

WARNINGS: violence, slow build


Cause I Built a Home (For You, For Me) by  noneedforhystereks

Mechanic!Derek and Daddy!Stiles

Derek Hale is a mechanic in the sleepy town of Beacon Hills, where he has lived all of his life. He spends his day in a simple routine: wake up, fix cars, go home, sleep. It’s what he’s good at, and it keeps things simple and uncomplicated. Derek doesn’t let people in and remains emotionally distant from everyone except his sister, Laura, and her daughter. This all changes when Boyd tows in an old blue Jeep that needs a lot of work and Derek meets the owner of said Jeep.

Because once Derek meets Stiles and his kids, he can’t stop himself from caring. And he doesn’t want to stop.

WORDS: 59,719

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 15/15

WARNINGS: angst, pining, emotional hurt, stiles has a lot of baggage. 


Waiting For Our Superman by  tearsandholdme

Derek knew the moment he opened the front door of his clean and pristine apartment to Stiles Stilinski holding a small boy, a cluster of bags, and a suitcase, he was screwed. In every way possible. Undone by the big brown eyes of a small child and his annoying, witty, and attractive father.

WORDS: 95,240

RATING: Mature

CHAPTERS: 22/22

WARNINGS: angst, mpreg, emotional hurt, overprotective derek


Adding You to My Future by  NekoIzumi

“So, I’m Stiles.” he smiled warmly once he had put his unannounced patient down on the exam table. “I will poke and prod you a little bit to check for internal injuries, those that I can’t see because they’re inside you, and some of it might hurt but it will pass, I promise. I will tell you everything I’m about to do and why I’m doing it so just stay calm and this will go like a breeze, okay?”

Now, Stiles wasn’t stupid in any way, shape or form, he knew a were when he saw one… although he had obviously never seen a werecat before, and definitely not one as young as this one.

WORDS: 42,252

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS:9/9

WARNINGS: violence, like, lots of violence, slow build, gore, emotional comfort, bamf stiles


Stars Plummet: a Christmas Story by  Peckishdragon

When Stiles left Beacon Hills, he never thought he would be coming back. Eight years later, he is coming home for Christmas, with a small passenger in tow. Old feelings, never forgotten, are rekindled.

WORDS: 11,589

RATING: Mature

CHAPTERS: 6/6

WARNINGS: a lil violence, like a tiny bit, 


All They Have by  Nival_Vixen

Single dads AU where Derek and Stiles meet because Derek’s daughter and Stiles’ trans son become friends at school.

WORDS: 4004

RATING: Teen And Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: trans child, which leads to ignorant adults being ugly fucks, protective derek 


love comes in all shapes and sizes by  trilliastra

“Daddy says that when I’m in trouble I should get the police because they always help us. You’re going to help me, right?” Stiles smiles at her, happy that today he decided to stop by the grocery store to buy milk after his shift instead of going straight home. At least now he’s able to help the little girl, who knows what would have happened to her if he weren’t around.

“Of course I will.” He smiles again. “What’s your name?”

“Rebecca Hale.” She answers proudly. “My daddy is Derek Hale.”

WORDS: 2207

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: kate argent


When You Wish Upon a Dragon by  lupinus

Stiles is at the Hale house, lounging on the front stoop watching Isaac, Erica, and Boyd wrestle, when the baby comes running out of the woods.
Derek becomes instant father to a magically appearing baby and falls in love. Stiles can’t take the cute and worries Derek’s heart will break if he loses the kid. 

or, a dragon gives derek a baby, stiles is oblivious, steve just loves his bright pink rocking unicorn and his da and ma 

WORDS: 13,739

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: none, but so much fluff


****Lucky That I’m Yours Every Day by  stilinskisparkles

Derek doesn’t see how Valentine’s Day can get any better than a normal day with Stiles.

WORDS: 6772

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: fluff. just. all the fluff. its disgusting how fluffy it is really.


Relationship Status: It’s Complicated by  kellifer_fic

Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you’re like, into me?

WORDS: 4010

RATING: Mature

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNING: mentioned stiles/omc 


***************Shot Through The Heart by  LunaCanisLupus_22

All they’ve given him is the guy’s head shot. And it’s terrible because now he is ridding the world of one more ridiculously attractive, instant pants dropping- take me now, if you please- regulation hottie.

Even if he has a scowl to rival Kirsten Stewart.

Or the one when Stiles and Derek work for rival assassin companies and are sent to kill each other. It definitely doesn’t go as planned.

WORDS: 64,833

RATING: Explicit

CHAPTERS: 12/12

WARNINGS: so much violence, they literally try to kill eachother, enemies to lovers pretty much


will to follow through by  owlpostagain

“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”

“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”

“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”

“There are worse ways to die.”

WORDS: 42,411

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 2/2

WARNINGS: angst, mentions of violence, 


Professor D. Hale (series) by  har1ey_quinn


A series of outsider POVs on Professor Hale and his significant other (with some guest appearances from the pack)

WORKS: 7

COMPLETE: possibly

WORDS: 18,008

RATING: Teen and Up

WARNINGS: none


go on without me!!!! (or the one where stiles is cursed by witches and overreacts to everything) by  day

Stiles is cursed by witches and he can’t react like a normal human being.
Scott is a terrible best friend and can’t stop laughing.
Derek just wants it all to be over.

WORDS: 1396

RATING: General

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: crack


******For My Next Trick, I’ll Regret All of My Life Choices: a performance by Derek Hale and 80% of his eyebrows by  crossroadswrite

(978): I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
.
“What’s wrong with my eyebrows?”

Kira gives him a sympathetic look, and climbs up to sit next to him, “You kind of… don’t have one.”

“I what!” he shouts, wincing at the volume of his own voice.

Kira pats him on the shoulder and shoves a piece of toast in his hand.

“It’s not that bad,” she tries to console him with a smile, then glances up at his left eyebrow and winces, “It could definitely be worse. It’s not all gone. Just. Half of it.”

Derek considers crying into his orange juice but decides that would be a waste and because his mother taught him how to be a good guest he opts to drink it instead.

WORDS: 2566

RATING: Teen and Up

CHAPTERS: 1/1

WARNINGS: none buT THIS FIC IS AN ALL TIME FAV, THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS VIKING BURIAL GETs ME EVERYTIME, AND BATMAN OH MY

Hobrien Moment

I’m sure you’ve already heard about it already from various sources and possibly me from Twitter, but I just want to tell you because IT HAPPENED IN MY PRESENCE AND I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT IT OKAY?!

So basically during the VIP panel with Hoechlin and Shelley, someone asked Hoechlin about the Mets and how Dylan was a Mets fan and how she noticed Hoechlin was rooting for them and if he and Dylan watched games together and how that was. Hoechlin answered saying that he and Dylan watch baseball games all the time together and that they don’t really talk to each other while they watch but that they have silent communication and they are usually on the same page about things. He says that they make the same sounds in reaction to things that happen on the screen, etc. Then he said that he was planning on flying out to New York to go to a Mets game with Dylan if they were doing well in the World Series, but it didn’t work out. (And he seemed kind of disappointed about that.)

THEN someone in the back yelled that Dylan went to a Mets game and that he was in NY. And Hoechlin was like, “WHAT?! That little! I’m mad, he is so loosing points with me. I’m texting him.” Then he whips out his phone and starts texting Dylan (very fast with one hand… just sayin’). Meanwhile Shelley keeps answering questions and Hoechlin is just like “yeah uhuh” while he continues to text Dylan.

Then we move on with the rest of the panel and then at the end while they got up to leave, someone asked Hoechlin if Dylan had texted him back. He pulled out his phone and said, no not yet.

THEN I went to the autographs and when I was getting my Hoechlin autographed, I asked him if Dylan had texted him back yet. He at first said no, and then was like wait, and pulled up his phone and was like, No he has. Then he unlocked his phone to read it. I didn’t want to be obvious in trying to see what it actually said, but I will say that there were 2 messages from Dylan. Then he looked a little smug, and was like “He knows he’s in trouble.”

THE END.

Teen Wolf Fic Rec: New Year's Eve 🎉🎊💥

Brewing Mischief : Stiles finds an interesting recipe in one of the books Derek gave him for Christmas. He enlists Danny and Jackson’s help so that their New Year’s Eve party in San Francisco will be one that no one will ever forget.

Originally posted by buzlite

as reckless winter made its way: The world’s shifted; the days are getting longer and lighter; the year’s about to turn.

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

1 is okay, but I still need the other 11: Derek and Stiles were at the same New Years Eve party in New York with their respected friends and family, and as the countdown was happening and everyone was getting ready to smooch their partner/significant other, music blaring, flights flashing, adrenaline pumping…when the clock strikes Midnight Derek and Stiles turn to the person closest to them, smile at each other briefly, before ringing in the new year with a kiss.

They lose each other soon after as their families drag them away. Derek is grumpy the rest of the celebration because that kiss, though simple, was epic. All the fairy tales about Mates finally made sense and were no longer a joke to scoff at. And he’d lost him…in New York…one of the biggest, busiest cities…around New Years.

When moping around in Central Park the next day he’s pleasantly surprised when he hears, “The Spanish have a tradition for luck of eating 12 grapes at the stroke of midnight. One for each of the coming months. I doubt you have grapes, so I’ll take kisses. One is okay, but I still need the other eleven. I’m superstitious like that.”

Derek replies with, “How about another 365?”

Originally posted by butnobodyknowsher

Jump (let’s build our wings on the way down): “Derek, your house is held together by sheer will and I have no idea how it still has electricity, it’s New Year’s Eve, and I realized I’d rather be here with you than drinking and dancing in a structurally-stable house with everyone else.”

Originally posted by shootmeatsunset

Champagne And Suspenders : It’s New Year’s Eve in Beacon Hills and Derek is a little drunk.

Originally posted by tutorialesbelenn

Do It (5-4-3-2) One More Time : “You know the saying, ‘end the year with a bang’?”

Derek only lifts an eyebrow in response.

“What if,” Stiles leans in, “what if we end and start the year with a bang?” At Derek’s confused expression, Stiles slides his hand into Derek’s back pocket (talk about a tight fit) and squeezes.

“Oh my God,” Derek replies, but doesn’t ask if Stiles is serious, because Stiles is always serious about sex with Derek.

Always.

Originally posted by iloveyoursoul

Not a Fluke : It’s New Year’s Eve, and Stiles is on a blind date that isn’t going well at all. When he ends up kissing the wrong guy at midnight, his night definitely starts to improve.

Originally posted by christmastime92

Hoech of a Party: Hoechlin and Colton convince Dylan to fly over and spend New Year’s Eve with them in London.

Originally posted by trancefor3v3r

Sweeter Than a Cherry Pie: When Cora asks Stiles to be her pretend boyfriend for a New Year’s family dinner, he figures he can do a friend a favor. When he hooks up with an incredible guy, Derek, the night before, only to wake up alone in the morning, he supposes he can handle that too. But when he shows up at Cora’s house and Derek turns out to be her brother, well… that’s a bit of a bigger problem.

Originally posted by butteryplanet

Someone gave me a prompt to draw a wolfed/jealous Derek lifting a drunk Stiles away from another werewolf flirting with Stiles at the beach.

I would write a fic because I can picture it in my head being hilarious, but I am an artist for a reason, lol.

FIC REC LIST

in honor of getting 100 twitter followers on my sterek fic rec account @getsterekt​ im making a rec list of my all time favorite fics. so strap yourselves in.

all fics are sterek. some may have bg relationships. all are complete.

(fics with a * are my ultimate favs)


 Night And Day (You Are The One) by  maiNuoire

Derek has a hard time sleeping sometimes, and mornings are tough for Stiles. Together, they get through the day.  

WORDS: 1082

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: mature

WARNINGS: inferred depression and anxiety (its literally mostly fluff tho)

 Like A Baby Duck  by ALoza

Derek hoists Stiles to his feet, and the six-year-old topples forward into the ten-year-old’s chest. He grunts and wipes at his cheek.

“Sorry,” Derek blurts, eyes wide with worry, as he steadies him.

Stiles smiles and shrugs, “‘s okay.”

Derek smiles back and crosses his arms, “Okay, you have to be the prince and I’ll be the knight that has to rescue you, okay?”

Stiles nods, “Okay.”

“Go to sleep in the treehouse and when I kiss you, you have to wake up,” Derek instructs.

WORDS: 1300

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: general

WARNINGS: none

 Cherry Pie by kaistrex (weishen)

Derek Hale is a dreaded customer at Beacon Hills Bakery, but perhaps he’s not as terrifying as Stiles has been led to believe.

WORDS: 1616

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: general

WARNINGS: none

*The Sun After 10 Years Of Rain. by  eeyore9990

When he was twenty five years old, John Stilinski fell in love at first sight. It’s not a story he shares often – Claudia’s name alone is hard enough to speak these days – but he thinks maybe it’s time to tell it.

Because there’s a werewolf on his front porch looking at his son the same way John used to look at Claudia.

WORDS: 1804

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: general

WARNINGS: mentions of minor character death and minor underage

**i could never find the words by stilinski

Stiles scoops up the food before Scott can get any ideas. “I talked to Derek for almost six hours straight this morning,” he says. “I’m having an internal crisis.”

There’s a pause, and then: “Finally gonna admit you want to tap that?”

WORDS: 2821

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: referenced non-con

LIKE REAL PEOPLE DO  by omghoechlinplease

There’s a beat of horrified silence for Stiles before he sees Derek’s shoulders rapidly shaking.

“Shut the fuck up,” Stiles hisses, throwing his phone on the couch and walking over to the kitchen, wrapping his arms around Derek. But that only makes Derek laugh harder and Stiles responds by biting Derek on the shoulder. “I hate you.”

“Liar,” Derek says through a smile.

WORDS: 3043

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: general

WARNINGS: none

**the office by  stilinskisparkles

“Sure, I like him,” Derek scowls right at the camera, “We’re friends.” He blinks, expression suddenly going hopeful, “Why, did he say something?”

*

“I have worked at Beacon Hills Office Supplies for two and a half years,” Stiles pretends to hang himself with his tie, glances out of the conference room to where Derek is signing for a package with a suspicious look on his face. “It’s not all bad, I guess?”

WORDS: 3197

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: none

Five Times Derek Literally Falls for Stiles (and One Time…They Both Fall) by myhomeboy_stilinski

Five times Derek is a failwolf and literally falls for Stiles Stilinski.
And one time they fall together.

WORDS: 3463

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: none

**********Derek Hale’s Possible Heart. by MellytheHun

“To The Person That Conquers My Little Brother’s Possible Heart: Safety Tips, Cheat Codes and Partial User’s Manual.”

WORDS: 4301

CHAPTERS: 2/2

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: may make u cry 

Children’s Tales by  artemis69

Be careful, little girl.

Don’t go causing troubles in Beacon Hills, because the Hales live there, little girl.

Keep away from Beacon Hills, little girl, or the Hales will destroy you.

Or
In a world where the Hales are alive and the protectors of the town of Beacon Hills, the humans politely fake ignorance of their not-really-human status, and they all live happily ever after.

Then Kate comes in. Well. Tries to.

WORDS: 4690

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: general

WARNINGS: kate argent 

***You are waiting for a train… by  wiski

Stiles woos Derek with his amazing poetic prowess at a New York City Subway station.

Or, in which Stiles was a dumbass who wrote ridiculous(ly awful) haikus, and Derek was the dumbass who liked them.

WORDS: 4765

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: none

The One With The Napping by  Captain_Loki

It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

WORDS: 4768

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: mature

WARNINGS: none 

Feline Purrfect. by  halelujah

Derek tries to get Stiles to Shift. Or bug Scott into telling him what exactly his best friend is. Neither one is any closer in actually happening, but he’s nothing but persistent.

The fact he’s standing in a teenager’s room at fuck o'clock says so.

“’m not tellin’ you, Derek.” Scott mumbles into his pillow. “No matter ‘ow early you come ov'r.”

“But why?” He hopes he doesn’t sound like a petulant child stamping their foot.

“'cause not my secret to tell,” is the muffled reply, before he’s dismissed with a back turned his way.

He doesn’t go home to sulk, he doesn’t.

[Or the one where Stiles is also an animal Shifter, but for the life of him, Derek can’t seem to find out what exactly Stiles Shifts into, until all the clues come together.]

WORDS: 10006

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNING: none

Babcia Knows Best by  thepsychicclam

Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there’s a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.

WORDS: 11886

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNING: none

***I Was Present While You Were Unconscious  by  CharWright5

Stiles had often thought about how he’d meet his soul mate, the literal muscular man of his dreams. He just didn’t ever imagine finding him on Facebook where a friend had shared a news article about a werewolf John Doe in a coma after a car wreck four hours out of town. And he also didn’t expect to bond and fall in love with the guy’s family before ever saying two words to him out loud.

WORDS: 19421

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: mature

WARNING: derek is in a coma, a lil angsty

Introduction to Zero-Sum Anthropology by apocryphal

Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons. Derek retaliates with lunch.

The war begins.

WORDS: 19773

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNING: none

here is the deepest secret nobody knows by  owlpostagain

“Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”

WORDS: 22322

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up 

WARNING: none

******Between Dogs and Wolves by artemis69

“This is…not four million in cash,” remarks Stilinski.

“Isaac. Did you fail to get my money back and decided to pick up a stripper on the road to bribe me? Because let me make this perfectly clear: this would totally work. Well done.”

Or

The mafia!AU where the Hales owe four million to the Stilinskis, Laura rents Derek (but not as a stripper), Stiles gets a new favorite, Derek gets a new boss, a new puppy and a new family.

Sometimes they break people, but mainly, they just snark at each other.

WORDS: 25813

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNINGS: graphic depictions of violence

if this river don’t drown me, it’s down i’ll mean to roam by  wolvesinthemoonlight (EndlessSnowfall)

“Who the hell are these guys.” Commander Hale barks, his hand automatically going to his hip holster and Stiles lunges forward, stopping him from pulling his gun out.

“No! Ah… Um. Commander Hale. These are…. These are Atlanteans.” He manages to stutter out, removing his hand from Commander Hale’s person under Peter’s deathly glare of death. He takes a step back but watches as the Commander doesn’t immediately pull his gun out so he counts it as a win.

“What?” Kate hisses, turning to look back at Stiles with a shocked expression. “You can’t be serious. Atlanteans? That’s impossible!”

WORDS: 35403

CHAPTERS: 1/1

RATING: teen and up

WARNING: graphic depictions of violence

All In by  myredturtle

Scott finally pulls a a stunt so boneheaded that Stiles can’t think of any way to get him out of it. Hoping to outrun the fallout, he packs up his father and they move to Canada. Unfortunately, nowhere is safe.

WORDS: 39120

CHAPTERS: 3/3

RATING: mature

WARNING: major character death/s, (happy ending) graphic depictions of violence

He Was Pointing At the Moon but I Was Looking At His Hand by  monopolizeme 

Stiles is sitting on the couch with a box full of cereal (a mouth full of cereal) when the doorbell rings. The fact that someone has chosen to ring the bell is of itself strange enough, because his father is not home so he is not expecting anyone official – and Scott always just opens the door like it’s his own house and Derek uses Stiles’ bedroom window.

WORDS: 53,265

WORKS: 10

COMPLETED: yes

Just The Same by ericaismeg

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There’s just no way Derek Hale is human.
***
“I was wondering if you’re even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it’s ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It’s unfair for us. I mean, it’s obvious you work out, and I don’t, so that could be why, but like…I was just wondering if you were human, that’s all.”

“Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—”

“Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can’t threaten him with shit.

WORDS: 68066

CHAPTERS: 7/7

RATING: general

WARNINGS: none

The Moon’s Gonna Follow Me Home by  turningterrific

Derek doesn’t want to call the window repair guy. He doesn’t want to sweep up the glass. He’ll inevitably miss a few shards and pull them out of the bottom of his bare feet for weeks.

He doesn’t want to try to make this place feel like home when it isn’t.

Derek stayed in Beacon Hills and tried to make it work because he wanted pack, wanted purpose. He gave his best effort and found himself back where he started: alone, with a few begrudging allies. He’s tired, and even though his werewolf body heals quickly, he feels the weary ache down to his center.

He packs his car with the few things he cares about enough to drag them from place to place. He locks the loft and calls a realtor about listing the building he’d bought in a misguided attempt to secure a future.

And then he leaves.

WORDS: 82866

CHAPTERS: 2/2

RATING: explicit

WARNINGS: past abuse

An Artist’s Personal Statement by  howl-to-the-wind (greenleaf)

Being the middle child of five siblings, Stiles was used to taking the backseat. He was twenty-one years old, mouthy, pale skinned, and twitchy, and was probably the most overlooked in such a talented and good-looking family. Not only that but more often than not, he was bullied, teased, exposed (in a literal sense) and also ended up getting banged up and bruised. Thank goodness, there’s Dr. Hale to patch him up after all is said and done.

WORDS: 87818

CHAPTERS: 7/7

RATING: explicit

WARNINGS: none

Breathe Me by  mommymuffin

Stiles tries desperately, but the air just won’t come to him. He can’t do it himself. He needs someone. Someone to help him.

And Scott left him.

WORDS: 127,098

WORKS: 16

COMPLETE: yes

I Want To Keep You To Myself

I really like the idea that the reason Dylan only ever talks about Tyler’s hotness in interviews (as opposed to Tyler talking about Dylan’s everything) is because he wants to keep everything else he loves about Tyler private. Also, I wanted to write something for Hobrien week, and why not have that be my first RPF ever. Enjoy!

He’s never noticed it before until Colton points it out to him.

“Dylan sure does talk about how hot you are a lot,” Colton tells him over the phone while they are discussing when they can hang out.

“What? What are you talking about?” Tyler asks, completely thrown for a loop with the change in subject.

“Holland just emailed me the interview Posey, Crystal, and Dylan did. Even she’s getting tired of it.”

“I don’t–she’s tired of it? What do you mean?”

Colton sighs. “Really Hoechlin? How have you not noticed?”

“Noticed what?!” Tyler is tired of being confused and Colton really needs to start explaining himself.

“No interview with Dylan is complete unless he mentions how sexy you are or your hot abs.”

“He does not,” Tyler says, thanking that he’s on the phone with Colton, so he can’t see how red his cheeks are.

Colton snorts, “Uh yeah he does. If you don’t believe me go look for yourself.” Tyler can hear someone else’s muffled voice on the other line before Colton comes back on, “Hey I gotta go. We good for next weekend?”

“Yeah, of course. See you.”

“See ya,” Colton says and then hangs up.

Tyler slowly lowers his own phone, dumbfounded at what Colton’s just told him. He knows that in interviews he and Dylan often get asked about each other and their characters. When he’s answered, he’s always talked about how talented and funny Dylan is, how much he admires Dylan and getting to work with him. He’s been told it is a bit much, that his crush is so obvious, but it’s all true and he can’t help it.

But he’ll admit, he’s never paid attention to what Dylan’s said about him in interviews, especially when he’s not present. He goes for his laptop and searches YouTube for “Dylan O'Brien interview.” When the results pull up, he thinks briefly that it might be a bad idea to sit here and watch interviews of his co-worker he sort of likes more than as a friend, but Colton’s words and his curiosity win out and he plays the first video at the top.

Read More on AO3

anonymous asked:

*whispers* do you have any favourite Hobrien fics for a total newbie to this ship?

Dude.  I gotta tell you.  There is a depressing dearth of Hobrien fics out there, at last as far as I can tell.  A shortage.  A lack.  A deficiency.  And it eats away at my soul.

There are 178 Hobrien fics on A03.  178.  It hurts, man.

Hobrien Moment Part 2

Ok, Sorry, things got crazy today, and the con is finally over and some time son I’m getting food, which is good ‘cause I’m out of it. ANYWAY, as promised on Twitter, some Hobrien-ness happened during the Meet & Greet with Hoechlin today. Again, colored by my bad memory, so sorry for inaccuracies.

Basically, someone asked if he could show the video of him and Posey scaring Dylan, and he whipped out his phone and pulled the video out pretty fast (just sayin’). It was kind of hard to see as there were like 20-something of us trying to see it on a little phone screen. But basically it was Hoechlin filming and laughing after they scared Dylan, so the camera is pretty shaky, and it’s Dylan yelling and cussing and flailing his arms around and running out of the trailer, and then it happening again when Posey scared Dylan the 2nd time.

Someone asked how he still had it on his phone (I think, or maybe he said it on his own, not sure), and he said that he would never delete it or get rid of it.

THEN later on, someone gave him a tangentially related Mets hat (like it wasn’t a Mets hat, but it had to do with the Mets??). And once they explained how it had to do with the Mets, he got excited and was like, “I can’t wait to show Dylan.” Then someone else asked him what Dylan texted back about being in trouble (referring to the text he sent yesterday in which Dylan went to a Mets game without him). And he said that yes Dylan texted back and told him that he originally didn’t invite Hoechlin because it was going to be over Halloween weekend, and he figured Hoechlin wouldn’t want to/couldn’t come. And Hoechlin admitted that it was probably true, and Dylan was probably right in thinking that, but then someone said Dylan should have invited Hoechlin anyway. And Tyler goes, “Yeah! He should have!’ And then I /believe/ he added something about they could do it someday in the future.

THE END.

Hobrien fic recs

Rec list for hoechlinteeth. It took longer to make this than I wanted it to, but here it is! I found the ones I enjoyed most (and started re-reading now), I hope you enjoy them, too! :)


The World Away.

In other news, sources suggest Golden Globe winner Dylan O’Brien and his former Teen Wolf co-star Tyler Hoechlin will be once again joining forces for a new film by Johnathan Wall. Details of the production are sketchy, though we wonder whether the suspected fall out between O’Brien and Hoechlin some five years ago will be the main attraction for viewers …


Make Yours a Happy Home

Tyler turns his head slowly to see Charlotte’s dad watching them, lips rolled into his mouth and dimples in his cheeks.
“Daddy!” Charlotte throws herself off the bleachers and her dad grabs her just in time, making an “oomph” noise and propping her on his hip. “Mr. Hoechlin was showing me the dances I get to do in gym.”
“Oh was he.” Charlotte’s dad still looks like this is the best thing he’s seen all day, eyes sparkling in the sun. He’s wearing plaid shorts that are way too big and a white tee shirt that is almost too small, and it’s clinging to him. Tyler figures he’s probably sweaty from the heat of the day and the exertion of the game and he can see the cut of his abs through the damp fabric and he really needs to stop staring at the father of one of his students and also he needs to not be crouched like a bunny right now.


There is Just One Thing I Need

As a general rule, Tyler Hoechlin doesn’t believe in the concept of love at first sight. It’s not that he’s opposed to it in theory – it’s a sweet idea, and he’s kind of a self-professed romantic at the end of the day. But the whole basis for it is rooted in shallow logic that essentially ignores the very definition of “love,” or at the very least, diminishes its meaning.
So, he stands by that conviction, and continues to do so.
That is, until the day he meets Dylan O’Brien. And suddenly – like the idea he’s rejected for so long – Tyler finds his entire world being turned upside down.

OR, the one where Tyler and Dylan share a lot of things – beds, clothes, and possibly even love.


All of these things [and none of them you].

There’s having all the things you need, and there’s having the one thing you want.


The Start of a Simple Touch

To Paris, with love. And blowjobs.


Just A Kiss

When the blindfold finally relents and Dylan is able to pull it away from his face, the first thing he notices is that his kissing-buddy is a dude. The second thing he notices, is that said dude is well, and thoroughly built. Definitely has a few more corn on the cobs to go before he has to start worrying about losing teeth. Speaking of teeth, this guys happen to remind him of those of a bunny.


The Late Show with Mindy Kaling

Hobrien ficlet based on appolsaucy’s prompt “Hoech fails at acting while Dylan rockets to success.”


Route B

The one where Dylan auditions for Scott instead of Stiles and doesn’t get it and Hoechlin doesn’t get injured and continues with baseball.
And Dylan gets a job at the UC Irvine concession stand and kind of sort of falls in love with the infielder who has a history in acting and a smile like sunshine. In a friendship way. 100% platonic. No funny business here. All bro hugs and fist bumps.
Dylan is also in denial.


it’s everything (about you)

An AU involving baseball and mystery sandwiches. / “It’s different every time,” Posey answers. “The point is Dylan makes a gross combination of stuff that you have to like, force yourself to eat, but then when you do it’s fucking delicious. Like magic.”


a place to stand and love in for a day

Dylan got an email from his mom, At least there aren’t any photos of you wearing hot wheels tshirts on the internet.
Or the one where Dylan creeps Hoechlin on the internet, and things escalate.


not french and probably a mistake

A witch’s curse sends Derek into a parallel universe where his life is a TV show. At first, Derek thinks he’s lucky Stiles got sent into this universe with him. He’s a little confused when Stiles starts kissing him furiously.
Dylan isn’t sure why his boyfriend is acting so shy all of a sudden. It’s kinda cute. And he’s totally down to roleplay Sterek again, that’s always hot.


The Greatest Catch

Tyler brings Dylan to the Annual Hoechlin Clan Labor Day Barbecue. Dylan is nervous, but Tyler knows his family will love him. Tyler is right. (Inspired by this photo and the tag vomit I had about it.)


until we see the sun

Tyler pinpoints Dylan taking over his condo to somewhere around mid-March.

HOBRIEN WEEK STARTS IN 6 HOURS!

In roughly 6 hours the first day of Hobrien Week 2015 begins! We start the week with the well loved HEADCANONS. To join the festivities you can post the entry on your own blog or submit it to us here - you can even do it anonymously if you so wish. Don’t forget to tag your entries with the week’s tag #HW2015.

Here’s a reminder of the themes set for each day:

Monday - 24th:
Hobrien Headcanons (can be done alongside gifsets/photosets/etc)

Tuesday - 25th:
Favourite Hobrien Interview (can be done with gifsets/photosets)

Wednesday - 26th:
Favourite Hobrien Moment (can be done with gifsets/photosets/etc)

Thursday - 27th:
Favourite Hobrien Fanfic (can be done alongside gifsets/photosets/etc)

Friday - 28th:
Original Hobrien Content (gifs/fic/fanmixes/etc.)

Saturday - 29th:
Reasons Why You Ship Hobrien (can be done alongside gifsets/photosets/etc)

Sunday - 30th:
Free For All Day - Just do whatever you want and go crazy about Hobrien. You can make a fanmix, post your favourite Hobrien pics, repeat one of the earlier days, do a little throwback, etc. If you just want to gush about Hobrien, then by all means, do it!

There is Just One Thing I Need

Author: accordingtomel
Type of Work:
Fic
Title: There is Just One Thing I Need
Rating:
Explicit
Word Count:
~13,700
Warnings:
None
Summary: 

As a general rule, Tyler Hoechlin doesn’t believe in the concept of love at first sight. It’s not that he’s opposed to it in theory — it’s a sweet idea, and he’s kind of a self-professed romantic at the end of the day. But the whole basis for it is rooted in shallow logic that essentially ignores the very definition of “love,” or at the very least, diminishes its meaning.

So, he stands by that conviction, and continues to do so.

That is, until the day he meets Dylan O’Brien. And suddenly — like the idea he’s rejected for so long — Tyler finds his entire world being turned upside down.

—-

OR, the one where Tyler and Dylan share a lot of things — beds, clothes, and possibly even love.


Link: Read on AO3

Feet Ain’t On The Floor

“You know I have a thing for Hoechlin,” Dylan says quietly. “Does he know?”

He thinks he already knows the answer, but he’s hoping.

“I don’t know,” Posey says. “Hoechlin!”

Hoechlin’s head is back in the room before Dylan has time to get his protest out. His eyes do bug out, though they don’t need to, because he can already see what’s coming.

“What?” Hoechlin asks.

“N—”

“You know Dylan has a crush on you, right?”

“Yeah,” Hoechlin says, just that, hand flat on the doorframe, eyebrows raised in enquiry.

His chest is bare, of course. The universe could not have allowed Dylan to have this conversation while Hoechlin was fully dressed.

“He knows,” Posey says.

“Got it,” Dylan bites out. “Thanks.”

archiveofourown.org
Make Yours a Happy Home - Hobrien fic rec

Title: Make Yours a Happy Home
Author: popfly
Pairing:  Tyler Hoechlin/Dylan O'Brien (Teen Wolf RPF)

Summary: Tyler is an elementary school gym teacher and Dylan is a single dad with an adorable daughter.  The rest is history.

I stayed up way past my bedtime to read this last night.  More than worth it.

I want a Hobrien fic where they love playing gay chicken in public. So at first it’s a little strange, but only in the way that, it doesn’t feel forced or fake at all.

They’re both super competitive, this is the excuse they both go with for all the excessive touching.  They’re always touching or standing right next to the other and dishing out compliments about how the other is just THE greatest.

The touching and mutual admiration escalates to the point that, the next thing they know, they’re barely ever a foot apart.  Gay chicken pretty much forgotten.  

Dylan will nuzzles into Tyler’s neck and Tyler is always seeking Dylan out, getting his attention with a hand to the shoulder or a touch to the small of Dylan’s back that lingers too long to be casual.  It all just feels normal to them so they think nothing of it.

And nobody else thinks anything about it either until their PR people tell them they either need to come clean with their relationship, or if they’re not ready, they need to do a massive scale back of the PDA.

So they’re both baffled because; What?  No, they’re just… playing gay chicken?  And it takes them forever to catch a clue.  But, now that they’ve been called out, they start to notice.

They’re very aware, of how, they just keep gravitating to each other when they’re in the same room.  And when they’re in different places, their phone logs read hour long conversations with each other.  When they have the same days off, they make plans to hang out together before anyone else.  

They try to “scale back” on the touching and hanging out and quickly realize it’s just feels so wrong.   And that’s when they realize that, oh yeah, we’re totally dating and we’re boyfriends.

They gather their families and closest friends to make an “Announcement” with a capital A.  And everyone is surprised but only because they thought they were going to announce their engagement, not their coming out as boyfriends/partners.   They all recover quickly though and hugs and congrats are had for the new couple.

While their mothers toast and begin to plan their sons wedding anyway because soon. lol

Nothing really changes much in the way they interact, except that now when they hang out there is less movie watching and more make outs and a lot more under their shirts and pants (why am I striking that out? let’s be real here, yo) and pants  touching.  And then they live happily ever after.

Yep.