hobo's life

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jungkook likes to hold hands with jin and hobi

(vid. credits: sweaterpawsjimin)

Can we talk about how wonderfully meta ”The World of Thedas” volumes are?

Like, no. Merrill wasn’t a blood mage. Merrill was the sweetest person to ever walk the earth. You’ve got to be kidding. Blood mage. pft.

Solas? Yeah, one of the key members of the Inquisition who went back to his solitary hobo apostate life after the defeat of Corypheus. Sorry? Fen’Harel? That’s a Dalish tale on page 201.

Yeah, there’s some mistakes in the first volume. Sorry. My colleague must have been drunk when he double checked that for me.

Like, we can’t even trust the Dragon Age encyclopedias because they are written by a character in game with limited knowledge of canonical events and is thus fallible.

And I freaking love it.

As someone who’s spent a disproportionate amount of my life being lectured about water safety I’m SORT OF HORRIFIED by Stan and Ford’s choice in boating safety gear i mean

SERIOUSLY FORD WHAT THE HECK KIND OF LIFE JACKETS ARE THOSE???!!? WHERE ARE THE ARM HOLES??? WHERE IS THE PART THAT GOES OVER THE SHOULDERS??? HOW ARE THOSE GOING TO STAY ON OR KEEP YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE WATER???!?? 

THOSE ARE NOT COAST GUARD APPROVED 

YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE IF ANYONE CATCHES YOU

AND YES I BLAME YOU DR. STANFORD “WHAT ARE SAFETY HAZARDS” PINES

To the Awful Orange ShameJacket with you

So I re-read The Foxhole Court last night/this morning and like… I can’t stop thinking about how Matt is just… immediately in Neil’s corner.  Like.  It’s not like they bond over some shared interest or experience, it’s not like Matt walks in and Neil is being actively harassed by Andrew’s crew, triggering his protective instincts. He just…

Neil: exists, is smol, dresses like a hobo, whole life fits in a duffel bag

Matt: