As someone who’s spent a disproportionate amount of my life being lectured about water safety I’m SORT OF HORRIFIED by Stan and Ford’s choice in boating safety gear i mean
SERIOUSLY FORD WHAT THE HECK KIND OF LIFE JACKETS ARE THOSE???!!? WHERE ARE THE ARM HOLES??? WHERE IS THE PART THAT GOES OVER THE SHOULDERS??? HOW ARE THOSE GOING TO STAY ON OR KEEP YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE WATER???!??
THOSE ARE NOT COAST GUARD APPROVED
YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE IF ANYONE CATCHES YOU
AND YES I BLAME YOU DR. STANFORD “WHAT ARE SAFETY HAZARDS” PINES
So I re-read The Foxhole Court last night/this morning and like… I can’t stop thinking about how Matt is just… immediately in Neil’s corner. Like. It’s not like they bond over some shared interest or experience, it’s not like Matt walks in and Neil is being actively harassed by Andrew’s crew, triggering his protective instincts. He just…
Neil: exists, is smol, dresses like a hobo, whole life fits in a duffel bag