Glunkus legitimately doesn’t realize that they’re creepy. They just want love. Their purr sounds like the dial-up sound, but their meow is actually a perfectly normal meow. Their attributes: glitchy appearance, enthusiastic personality, power level √-1.
Their memento is a metal sculpture of a Calabi-Yau space (in all 6 extra dimensions!).
Hobo’s the evil one, but in a sort of lovably ineffectual way; think Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. Their attributes: filthy appearance, “evil” personality, power level -5. The quotation marks on “evil” are required. Their memento is a perfectly preserved dried flower crown.
Hobo actually befriended Glunkus as part of an “evil” plan, but soon actually made friends with them for real.
Happy holidays, @suprememeep! Both of these cats are incredibly cute!