hobo suit


Oswald’s diverse attire continued [Part 1]

The Incredibles (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • "We survived but we're dead!"
  • "This is a hobo suit, darling."
  • "I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
  • "And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."
  • "That's a new feature."
  • "Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"
  • "Stop right now, or you're fired!"
  • "Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"
  • "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
  • "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
  • "See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."
  • "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
  • "My God, you've gotten fat."
  • "Normal? What do you know about normal?"
  • "The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"
  • "_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."
  • "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"
  • "Honey, you know why we can't do that."
  • "You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."
  • "The last thing you need is temptation."
  • "Pull-yourself-together!"
  • "I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."
  • "Fight! Win!"
  • "Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."
  • "I work alone."
  • "I am your biggest fan."
  • "And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"
  • "We get there when we get there!"
  • "You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."
  • "_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
  • "Yes, words are useless!"
  • "Yeah. No school like the old school."
  • "I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
  • "While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
  • "I can't lose you again!"
  • "Your identity is your most valuable possession."
  • "They will kill you if you give them the chance."
  • "I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"
  • "(S)He starts monologuing."
  • "Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"
  • "Just like old times, huh _______?"
  • "Luck favors the prepared."
  • "(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
  • "It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."
  • "_______, you're making weird faces again."
  • "That was the best vacation ever!"
  • "I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."
  • "To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."
  • "You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"
  • "Valuing life is not weakness."
  • "If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."
  • "Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."

anonymous asked:

(Early updates are ALWAYS welcome! Thank you!) Oooh, what's gonna happen at the date??? What are you planning to do, Roderich? What was Prussia's reaction to all this?

Roderich: After two failed marriages, I wanted to keep things quiet while we are still figuring out how to date each other. So I thought a movie might be nice, and I told Gilbert to come in disguise…

Part 1 / Part 2

100 quotes from The Incredibles. Send one in as a starter or for my muses reaction.

  1. “Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?”
  2. “Can you see me in this at the super market?”
  3. “I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for TEN MINUTES?”
  4. “Sometimes I think I’d just like the simple life.”
  5. “Yeah I’ve got time.”
  6. “I suggest you steer clear - there could be trouble.”
  7. “I’m just here to help.”
  8. “You’re that kid from the fanclub!”
  9. “I am your number one fan!”
  10. “A simple thank you will suffice.”
  11. “Thanks, but I don’t need any help.”
  12. “I think you need to be more flexible.”
  13. “Should’t you be getting ready?”
  14. “I think you broke something.”
  15. “You always be true to yourself but you never say which part of yourself to be true to.”
  16. “I finally figured out who I am.”
  17. “And now you have officially carried it too far.”
  18. “I can fly, can you fly?”
  19. “I work alone.”
  20. “I go get the police!”
  21. “THERE’S A BOMB!”
  22. “I could help you, you’re making a mistake!”
  23. “You mean he got away?”
  24. “You’re not affiliated with me!”
  25. “Holy smokes I’m late.”
  26. “We’re superheroes, what could happen?”
  27. “Time for them to join us or go away”
  28. “I’m calling to celebrate a momentous occasion.”
  29. “Pretend you’re upset.”
  30. “Coincidence? I think NOT!”
  31. “I’ll only be the best by a tiny bit”
  32. “Right now the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in we have to be like everyone else.”
  33. “He looked at me.”
  34. “You’re making weird faces again.”
  35. “You could barely see it on the tape.”
  36. “I need you to intervene!”
  37. “Wanna catch a robber?”
  38. “It’s hot, and I’m dehydrated!”
  40. “We look like bad guys. INCOMPETENT bad guys.”
  41. “This is the one you’re looking for.”
  42. “If you came back at all you’d be back later.”
  43. “This is not. ABOUT. YOU!”
  44. “Sorry I woke you.”
  45. “I’m not happy. Not. Happy.”
  46. “Why what? Be specific.”
  47. “Did I do something Illegal?”
  48. “He needs help.”
  49. “Someone’s ALWAYS in trouble.”
  50. “We can’t keep doing this.”
  51. “From now on, you’re on your own.”
  52. “What are you waiting for?”
  53. “You’re still here, you can still do great things!”
  54. “I just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway.”
  55. “I’m just going to be gone for a few days.”
  56. “And don’t die.”
  57. “Oh my back!”
  58. “Sound the all-clear.”
  59. “Am I overdressed?”
  60. “He prefers a certain amount of anonymity.”
  61. “It’s a… weakness we share.”
  62. “I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.”
  63. “What is it, who are you, what do you want?”
  64. “It is not the same at all.”
  65. “What have you been doing, moonlighting hero work?”
  66. “This is a hobo suit.”
  67. “I never look back darling, it distracts from the now.”
  68. “You push too hard darling, but I accept.”
  69. “No capes.”
  70. “How soon can you get here?”
  71. “I love you. So much.”
  72. “Nice to be back.”
  73. “You’ll be briefed on your next assignment in the conference room.”
  74. “They’re all finished, when are you coming to see?”
  75. “Don’t make me beg darling, I won’t do it you know.”
  76. “It’s finally ready!”
  77. “My name is not BUDDY!”
  78. “That ship has sailed.”
  79. “It tore me apart.”
  80. “I learned an important lesson, you can’t trust anyone. Especially your heroes.”
  81. “I was wrong to treat you that way, I’m sorry.”
  82. “Now you respect me. Because I’m a threat.”
  83. “You sly dog, you got me monologuing!”
  84. “Am I good enough now?!”
  85. “Oh brilliant." 
  86. "Try this one on for size big boy.”
  87. “Life reading negative.”
  88. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
  89. “Come, sit.”
  90. “It breathes like Egyptian cotton.”
  91. “I assumed you knew.”
  92. “Do you know where he is?”
  93. “The number that I have is no good.”
  94. “So you don’t know where he is.”
  95. “Would you like to find out?”
  96. “I’m such an idiot.”
  97. “What do I do?”
  98. “My god, pull yourself together!”
  99. “Go. Confront the problem. Fight. Win!”
  100. “I should be back tonight. Late.”

Okay, so a Martian AU (aka Smoaking Billionaires in SPACE!) is a thing I need.

Oliver Queen: Astronaut-botanist stranded on Mars all by his lonesome after being hit by flying debris and losing consciousness in the middle of an emergency ‘shit!-unexpected-dust-storm’ evacuation. Presumed dead by the rest of the Artemis III crew (and everyone not living under a rock back on Earth 225 million km away), he survives by sciencing the shit out of the abandoned equipment and supplies, cultivating an indoor potato field (thank God he didn’t inherit his mother’s potato allergy), and steering clear of Commander Laurel Lance’s disco (so. much. ABBA) collection.

(Imagine the above gif sans bow, arrow and hobo-Robin Hood getup. Suit him up in proper space gear instead. The beard can stay.)

Felicity Smoak: Artemis III’s system operator and reactor technician. After completing high school (and delivering a rambling valedictorian speech that concluded with a celebratory fist pump) at sixteen, she goes on to rank second in the National Information Technology Competition before graduating from MIT with a master’s degree in Cyber Security and Computer Science at the ripe old age of twenty-three. Was in the process of starting up a private software company when a chance encounter with SpaceX CEO Walter Steele inspires her to switch paths and make a career out of taking field trips into outer space instead. Nearly rips Oliver’s head off that one time he questions her coffee-making abilities on their second day of mission preparation (”It’s really strong,” he splutters, grimacing into his mug), vowing never to make or bring him coffee ever again. (She makes him his first post-rescue cup of joe. Yeah, it’s terrible, but what did he expect? It’s space coffee, for fuck’s sake.)

Dr. Tommy Merlyn: Flight surgeon, EVA specialist and biologist for Artemis III. Also a Johns Hopkins graduate and former Captain in the U.S. Air Force Reserves who has extensive training in aerospace medicine. In summary: a badass spacewalking doctor who could probably draw blood in the dark. (They say could probably because Laurel has decreed that there is to be “absolutely no stabbing each other with sharp objects in the dark”. Which, let’s be honest, is a good policy to have in place.) Constantly worries that Felicity will develop carpal tunnel; frets over Oliver’s vitamin C levels; pesters Laurel to get more sleep. Spends most of the journey home marveling at how a man can subsist on a diet of potatoes and condiment-of-the-day for nearly two years.