“Yes, it’s true, why
would I lie? Especially about this?”
“You really called a
dwaven lord ‘Harder’ instead of ‘Hargar’ for an entire council meeting?” You
couldn’t get your head around the fact that an especially important dwarf such
as Thorin Oakenshield could have a regal mishap.
“It sounded like it,
what can I say? Now, I regret telling you this. Though I should have realized
my mistake sooner than I did at the time, because my father kept laughing at me
the whole time and never said a thing. Both of us were getting the strangest
Never had you had such
a grand idea to put the king on the spot by asking him his most embarrassing
“It seems that messing
up names runs in the family. Boggins of all things.” You shook
your head at the fond memory and lightly elbowed your love.