hobbit otp

Whenever I join a new fandom
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> This fandom is awesome! These posts are so lit!<p/><b>Brain:</b> contribute<p/><b>Me:</b> Maybe I should write fanfiction?<p/><b>Brain:</b> no time. you lazy. grammar bad.<p/><b>Me:</b> Uhm, I can try drawing fanart?<p/><b>Brain:</b> can't even draw potato.<p/><b>Me:</b> Then...<p/><b>Brain:</b> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<p/><b>Me:</b> I see. Shitposting it is.<p/></p>
Slumber Party

Girl 1: So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

Girl 2: I made out with the total loser at school.

Girl 3: My friends and I broke into a pool and went skinny dipping.

Me: I’ve read a 100k+ multi-fandom crossover crack fiction involving all my favorite OTPs at 4am in the morning.

Everyone: ….What?

Cold nights in the road back to the shire.
I think Thorin used to be the first awakening, and sometimes he saw the sunrise while Bilbo still sleeping on his chest… I actually can imagine Thorin saying “morning” softly to him…

Ksksksks…Why Tolkien?! WHY!?!?