ho cause

just a quick thing of The boy™ since I’ve yet to draw his feetsies. I’ll probably draw a full respectable ref for him eventually, but I hope this will do for now!
–Fran

More art of Oracle!Prompto:
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+Shield Iris quickref
+BFF Luna quickref
+Strategist Aranea quickref

@timebenderss and I are doing an art trade and we were talking about a Voltron Young Justice AU (cause we’re AU trash bins).

Anyway, I got excited and shat out this quick BlueImpulse/Klance sketch so here you go.

anonymous asked:

can we get more of your sniper Mccree manly the red sniper Mccree? also what kind of sniper is Mccree?

He’s good at what he does basically.

(DON’T REPOST TO OTHER SITES)

Do you like older men?

Do you like older men with family issues and an existential crisis?

Are you down for some fucked up RP and ships?

Are you ready to purchase an express ticket to the deepest depths of Hell?

Then, this blog is for you.

*Fandomless, original, developed in depth to the point of being kind of obnoxious and too detailed.

Like/reblog if you want to meet this stud. 

Can I just say that I love the fact miscellaneous villagers in both Liore and now this place call Hohenheim “Mr. Ho?”

‘Cause Mr. Ho is a hilarious name.

Anyway… The gravity of this situation is not lost on me. I really hope Edward can give his father a chanc—

I’m not gonna lie, the suddenness of this actually startled me.

Hwarang :: Ban Ryu x reader

 Hi! There isn’t much Hwarang imagines up here so I decided to write a series! I hope you enjoy it :) I’ll eventually write one for everyone haha but here’s one for our smol cranky baby! I’m sorry here are some mistakes this is my first time writing a fic in the historic era so it was difficult haha.

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How did I manage to pull off a stunt like this? I don’t know. I guess when you are extremely broke you find your ways. I find myself staring straight at my friend A-Ro as she nods proudly, “I knew it would work!” I sigh playing with the helm of my new uniform, “You know if I get caught I’m going to be hanged!” A-Ro laughs loudly patting my back, “You look like a true Hwarang (Y/n) no doubt about it! I mean you got your papers signed no problem even if you aren’t full royal blood, if anything only the other members would get suspicious but I’ll make sure my brother protects you!” My eyes bug out as I grab her arm, “Whoa! We aren’t telling anybody about this! If this gets out especially to Soo Ho I’ll be dead, you know him and his big mouth!” I exclaimed as she nods with closed eyes, “Ah true, true. Well your secret is safe with me, besides you make a very handsome man if I must say so myself!” I groan grabbing at my hair, this was a very bad idea.

I grew up without parents, being taken care of by my older brother. We worked hard throughout the day and night to try to get by day by day, however the stress made his heart weak. Even so I continued to work hard, ten times harder to compensate for him, it was inevitable, he continued to get sicker. He got really sick about a month ago, even with the generous help of A-Ro’s father he couldn’t be saved. I felt horrible, I burdened everyone around me, no home, no money to eat I couldn’t do this to A-Ro’s family any longer. Their debt was bad enough, I couldn’t accept their offer of opening their home to me, regardless of how many times they insisted. And so, I decided to become a Hwarang. The saying “if there is a will, there is a way” really worked as a young female of no royal blood like myself got accepted. How was that even possible? I don’t know. I guess god blessed me by giving me a flat chest.

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I held my head up as I walked up to the palace while nervously patting my clammy hands dry on my excessively long sleeves. I walked up to A-Ro’s brother Sun Woo who was accompanied by a group of men. “U-Um hi” I mentally cursed myself for sounding so timid. I clear my throat and held my head up high trying to display confidence but it quickly disappeared when I saw the glint in Soo Ho’s eyes. He laughed loudly pulling me into his chest, “Wow you are sure tiny!” he exclaims smacking his hand onto my chest. I mentally screamed in pain as I nervously let out a chuckle, “Ahaha…yeah!” A smaller male peeped up from behind Soo Ho, “Ah you are so tiny and cute, what’s your name? Mine’s Han Sung.” Oh man, he was so cute, the innocent sparkle in his eyes were too much I could just kiss him right there. “I-It’s…Gun Chul.” I answered with a blush, good thing I wasn’t nervous enough to fail to blurt out my brother’s name. An obnoxious laugh filled my ears again, there goes Soo Ho. He wipes the tears from his eyes as his laughter fails to cease “That means strong iron right? That’s ironic since you are so tiny and frail.” Laughter picked up as everyone joined, “We are going to call you Aga instead, for baby.” I couldn’t help but laugh along.

I liked them. It was a bit overwhelming at first being man handled by the group of beautiful nobles but I started to feel comfortable especially with Soo Ho, his personality was loud and could be a bit much but it was refreshing. I laugh along with the men as we walked towards the said meeting spot where the queen would give her speech. However, being distracted I failed to see a tall male standing before me causing me to crash into his broad back. “Ah I’m so…” I looked up and I saw my life flash before my eyes “s-sorry?” I ran into none other than Ban Ryu, I’m a dead woman…wait man. He scowled, all his facial features scrunching up all the while glaring straight into my soul. I awkwardly laugh shying away from his glaze, and slowly but surely behind Soo Ho. Soo Ho never ceases to amaze me and laughs, “Aw he’s tiny and shy. Aga no need to be afraid it’s just jerk face.” Ban Ryu lets out a scoff before shoving Soo Ho out of the way, exposing my small frame to his much larger one. With the never softening glare he grabs the collar of my hanbok and easily lifts me up from the ground, “Watch where you’re going midget.” I bite my lower lip and nod hastily, “G-Got it!” He slightly squints before letting go causing my footing to stumble, right…back into his chest. I yelped without thinking, and without thinking I mean without forcing my voice an octave lower. “You’re pathetic,” the beautiful but equally as scary man spat shoving me hard into the ground. I look up from my now seated position on the ground and god did he look scary… and really handsome. I watch in a daze as the small group of men started to bicker. “Are you alright?” A quiet but very low voice questioned, I look to my side to see Han Sung kneeling beside me worry etched into his features, “Um yeah, thank you.” I say taking his hand as he pulls me up. It’s going to be a long day, but all I know is that I’m going to avoid the scary man at all costs.

In the line up everything was a blur, I wasn’t sure if it happened quickly or if I was still in shock from the near death experience I had two minutes ago. No matter how hard I tried to pay attention to the queen I couldn’t ignore the fiery glare burning into the back of my skull. If the queen doesn’t chop off my head because she finds out that I’m a female impersonating a man in her ranks then god knows it will be Ban Ryu to kill me. I finally snap out of my daze when I realized that the queen retired back into the palace and was replaced by a soldier who was to help us with our sparring. He looks at us thoughtfully before nodding in approval, almost as if he was reading us and creating the perfect partner matches in his head. “Ban Ryu and the small one here.” Please be pointing at Han Sung please, I’m too young to die I mentally whine looking up from my lashes to see the man’s hand gesturing to me. I nervously laugh turning around to face Ban Ryu’s signature scowl which is now accompanied with a huge bulging vein popping out from his neck. I stepped closer to him and I could feel him angrily breathing down my neck. Forget my plan failing and everyone finding out that I’m a girl, I’m going to die right here and right now.

Thud. I groan getting up from the ground, yet again. I hate sparring I’m getting creamed by little angry silver spoon. Using physical strength wasn’t my forte, sword fighting no problem, strategy no problem, hand to hand combat…really big problem. “Ow ow ow oww,” I hiss under my breath, getting up once again. I have yet to get one score off of the jerk. It made sense since I had no training and was half the size of anger management issue over here but I was still upset that I couldn’t even knock him on his butt at least once. I had to be smart about this, I felt the pitying glances from the other Hwarang members and I couldn’t allow that. I’m not weak. I carefully study Ban Ryu’s form and I finally got it. Faking to get up from the ground I swipe my leg from behind Ban Ryu’s and there he goes down. I yell out in victory and flop on top of his lying down form straddling his hips, “I got one point off you! Ha!” He scoffs looking away, but due to our close proximity I could see the corners of his lips twitch up, “Dumbass, you can’t use legs in a fist combat training.” “Wha-” before I could express my shock a fist collided square into my face knocking the daylights out of me. “I…still knocked you…on your ass…ha…ha…” I laugh shamelessly from the ground as thick warm liquid dribbled down my nose. I’m going to beat your ass into the ground during sword practice Ban Ryu, just you wait!

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I hiss walking towards our new home in the palace with Sun Woo and Soo Ho dragging me along. Bruises were blossoming all over my body and I wanted the day to end already. “I knocked him on his ass did you see?” They both laughed but Soo Ho ten times louder than my best friend’s brother, “Yeah and I also saw him punching you in the face!” I couldn’t help but laugh through the soreness and pain, “It was worth it,” I hum causing Soo Ho to laugh once more, “You’re impossible you know that right?” “I just hope he doesn’t kill you in your sleep,” Sun Woo adds causing a shiver to run down my spine.

Practice was cut short today since it was the first day. We were instructed to get used to our new environment and get to know one another. I wasn’t complaining, I’m so sore I could just lie on my side and never move again. But with the excitement of the other Hwarang members they wanted to go visit the Okta club…and I really just wanted to sleep despite the sun just starting to set. The men decided to shower away the sweat and grime before heading out which left me sitting there in our shared room. “We are ready to go,” Ji Dwi says with a gentle smile, I nod returning his smile, “Okay I’ll meet you there I just need to quickly rinse off.” He nods before taking off with the rowdy group of boys who were debating who could pick up the most females tonight. Rolling my eyes at their childish behaviour I gather my soft towel and a black hanbok in my arms before entering the steamy but most importantly empty bathroom. Even though I saw with my own two eyes that the group of men left for the club I couldn’t help but feel nervous that someone was going to barge into the really open bathroom. Like the stalls only covered the area below the waist, couldn’t they afford to at least cover the upper half as well? Biting my bottom lip nervously I look side to side from the corner stall before stripping off my sweat soaked hanbok. Folding the uniform neatly I place it far away from my stall making sure it wouldn’t get any more wet. Carefully I unravel the binding on my chest placing that on top of my folded hanbok. I take in a deep breath, man did it feel good to not be constrained there. Turning on the faucet hot water poured from the contraption mounted on the wall. This was amazing…I never had the chance to take a shower before, this technology was only affordable by the noble people. I couldn’t help but let a soft moan escape my lips as the hot water ran down my body, running over the blossoming purple and blue patterns on my usually (s/c) skin. I scrub away at the layer of sweat, wincing when making contact with the large bruises, Ban Ryu really needed to understand the difference between training and trying to actually murder someone. I sigh standing under the running faucet, tears escape my eyes. I couldn’t help but feel defeated, it was just the first day and I’m already crying. How pathetic. The loud clacking of the wooden door to the bathroom snapped me out of my life contemplating shower thoughts. My head shot towards the door and there stood Ban Ryu in his naked glory with a towel casually in his hand. I screamed causing him to slightly jump, “What is your prob…” before he could finish his sentence he made eye contact with my (e/c) orbs which were the size of saucers. “Stop looking!” I cry hastily throwing one arm around my exposed breasts while the other hand flew to cover my lower region. Ban Ryu quickly covered his crotch with his towel as he awkwardly threw his head in the opposite direction, trying extremely hard to not make anymore further eye contact. “W-What…why are you even here! I thought you left!” I continue to shout at him as I duck below the small wooden divider. “Stop screaming will you!” He shot back equally as loud and flustered. “I-I don’t know why you are so shocked! Why do you have breasts!” I slam the water shut and quickly tied my towel around my body. He covers his blushing face with a single hand as his other hand continued to cover his lower region, “Stop coming closer!” he accuses as I dash towards his tall frame. “Please don’t tell anyone!” I beg grabbing onto his wrist I pull his hand away from his face to see his flush cheeks. “Please,” I try again more gently, this time gazing up into his chocolate brown eyes. He stared into my watery eyes equally as intensely for a few moments before he reluctantly nods. “Fine, but you have some explaining to do.” I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding, “Thank you Ban Ryu!” I exclaim pulling him into a tight and wet embrace. His signature scowl surfaces his facial features again as he peels himself away, “Just cause you are a girl it doesn’t mean I’m going to go easy on you.” I hum leaning into his personal space, “Mm I wouldn’t have it any other way” I grin pulling away. “What’s your real name?” he fumes looking away and I giggle pulling away to fetch my bundle of clothes. While passing him on the way out of the bathroom I poked him in his bare chest, “If you beat me in sword practice tomorrow I’ll tell you then.” I look up at him and he rolls his eyes so hard he probably saw his own brain, “Whatever, just get out so I can shower in peace.”


Part 2 Part 3

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sufjan: Greetings Every One And Welcome To The Inaugural Sufganiyot Stevens-Graham Chrismukkah Sing-A-Long Seasonal Affective Disorder Gluten Free Sweet Potato Latke Disaster Pageant On Ice

OB: (drake… dude… don’t you think this is a little… over the top?)

drake: (not another word OB)

OB: (but i…)

drake: (i am so serious OB do not fuck this up for him he worked so hard)

sufjan: We Are Gathered Here Today Friends And Family And Loved Ones In This Bleak Year Of Unremitting Sorrow To Remember Our Love For One Another And To Spread Some Much Needed Chrismukkah Cheer And To Dress Our Infant Daughter Up In A Dreidel Costume She Looks So Cute But My Google Image Search For “Baby Dreidel Costume” Unfortunately Yielded No Results So You Are Just Going To Have To Trust Me On This One

drake: ALL RIGHT! YEAH! WHOO!

sufjan: I Hope You Have All Enjoyed Your Lavish Inter Faith Holiday Dinners But Now It Is Time To Partake In That Most Joyous Tradition Of All, The Singing Of Chrismukkah Carols Traditional And Old, Sunny And Stoic, Sacred And Snowy

drake: CHRIS-MU-KKAH! CHRIS-MU-KKAH!

sufjan: To That End Aubrey And I Have Collaborated On Five New Extended Plays Of Music For Hanukkah And Christmas Totalling Fifty Songs All Of Which We Will Now Sing In Perfect Unison If You Will Please Refer To The Laminated Song Books I Have Stashed Under Your Chairs

OB: (okay drake i don’t wanna like… stay for fifty songs)

drake: (you’ll stay and you’ll like it)

OB: (but i…)

drake: (pipe down we’re starting the first song)

sufjan: All Right The Name Of This Song Is “Christmas And Hanukkah” It Is In C Major With The Chord Progression G E Minor C D And I Must Inform You That I Actually Sat Down With My Guitar And Composed This Song For Real In Real Life While Writing This Post Like An Absolute Mad Man 

drake: YEAH!

sufjan: My Dear Aubrey Will Now Kick Us Off And Here Are The Tabs If You Would Like To Follow Along At Home

drake: ahem… the lights are glowing and outside it’s snowing but i feel so warm in here

sufjan: Don’t Want To Go Out ‘Cause There’s So Much Snow Out And It’s Been A Long Hard Year

drake: so darling let’s stay at home for a while, i can spin the dreidel, i can make you smile

sufjan: I Can Knit Some Mittens In Your Favorite Style And Put ‘Em Under The Tree In That Great Big Pile

drake: most of the time i spend my days alo-o-one

sufjan: But This Time Of Year I Get To Bring You Ho-o-ome

drake & sufjan: ‘Cause Darling We Know, Things Are Better In Twos! I Wanna Celebrate Hanukkah And Christmas With You!

sufjan: La La La, La La La!

drake: celebrate christmas and hanukkah-ah-ah!

sufjan: La La La, La La La!

drake: light up the tree and the menorah-ah-ah!

sufjan: That Is Our Show Ladies And Gentle Men Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah And Happy Holidays To All Of You May You Have A Joyous Season Of Warmth And Light Surrounded By People You Love And May Your Uncle Come Through With That New X Box Or What Ever It Is Your Little Heart Desires

drake: take care! stay safe! and we’ll see you in the new year!

sufjan: La La La!

drake: la la la!