anonymous asked:

heyy! i've had this hc for a while and,, you know in the NA NA NA music video, Kobra and the Girl get a white raygun out of a vending machine. but all the killjoys have brightly coloured ones. so... do they paint the guns themselves? i can imagine them spending a night, sitting at a campfire, painting with old brushes and even older paints. Ghoul messing up and getting angry. and there are so many intricacies to the guns! especially Kobra's symbol•(sorry this is long)

I feel like painting your ray gun is a really personal thing for Killjoys. Not all Killjoys are artistically gifted, so Poison makes some money on the side by painting and designing ray guns for people. His designs are among the best because they’re so clean and elaborate. Kobra’s not the best painter, but he enjoys helping Poison with the design aspects, and sometimes sits and watches as he works.

nagyon régen nyáron, versenyen, egy szürreális nerdbarlangban valahol a nyugatinál

én : “- hé, ez a gyerek lila üvegkristályokkal számolja le a varázspontjait. szerintem el fog picsázni.”

kopasz srác sepultura pólóban: “- Chara-din lapokkal? hagyjad már, nem is lát a csávó, mennyi lehet a dioptria? kérdezd már meg!..najó, ha megver kint bevárom a kockagecit. ”

(senki nem várt be senkit. a szomszédgyereket 5, engem 2 perc alatt darabokra szedtek. jöttünk haza tengózni)

Class 3-E Members in One Statement (First impressions prior to reading the manga based on images floating around)
  • Koro-sensei: I'll blow up the Earth in one year but let me be your teacher first to improve you guys nurufufufufu
  • Karasuma Tadaomi: Super dense and professional shit with a heart of gold
  • Irina Jelavic: bitch sensei slash semi-failed fanservice assassin who's not what she seems to be
  • Akabane Karma: Snark snark snark in your face motherfucker~
  • Chiba Ryunosuke: Adult game protagonist who's one hell of a sniper
  • Fuwa Yuzuki: Breaking the fourth wall motherfuckers
  • Hara Sumire: I dare you to call me fat
  • Hayami Rinka: one hell of a shooter
  • Hazama Kirara: Girl who's scary af
  • Horibe Itona: Koro-sensei is my brother see we're both perverts
  • Isogai Yuuma: I'm both poor and ikemen but I have my money-making ways
  • Kanzaki Yukiko: I may look classy but I'm one hell of a gamer
  • Kataoka Megu: Water-based ikemen
  • Kayano Kaede: We don't need any big boobs around here
  • Kimura Masayoshi: Run run run motherfucker
  • Kurahashi Hinano: Nature and stag beetles are heart heart
  • Maehara Hiroto: Bros with Isogai
  • Mimura Kouki: (I haven't seen him much, sorry)
  • Muramatsu Takuya: I'm actually decent at cooking and that is my character selling point
  • Nakamura Rio: This'll be the last time Nagisa-- //JK
  • Okajima Taiga: Perversion can save the world
  • Okano Hinata: Super flexible girl
  • Okuda Manami: Please drink my poisons I don't know how to make you do it without telling you
  • Ritsu: Real life Vocaloid you can interact with
  • Sugaya Sousuke: Draw and draw and draw
  • Sugino Tomohito: I love baseball and I'm proud of my friends and ofc Kanzaki
  • Shiota Nagisa: I have the talents of an assassin--no I'm not a girl please stop you don't understand
  • Takebayashi Kotaro: 2D is fine
  • Terasaka Ryoma: Naruto
  • Yada Touka: Bitch-sensei's follower
  • Yoshida Taisei: Terasaka's follower who loves bikes

anonymous asked:

Hi my very basic head cannon is the fab four and the girl playing hide and seek in the cacti and scrub in their spare time. Kobra Kid ends getting stuck to a cacti by his clothes and ends up covered in thorns, and the girl gets her hair caught and both of them need help getting peeled off their respective cacti by the others. The game ended shortly after this.

Ahaha :p Poor Kobra. I feel like Kobra has a knack for attracting mishaps like that.

anonymous asked:

transboy kobra is the REASON I'm alive. party gave him top surgery himself bc kk was in so much pain getting into claps and constantly on the move while wearing a binder and party was like fuck this I'm not watching my baby brother suffer anymore SOMEONE KNOCK HIM OUT HERE WE GO (he somehow found old rubber gloves and disinfectant and he made SURE nothing got infected/fucked up, party is pretty good at medical stuff tbh) and after that kobra was healthier and happier than ever

I love trans Kobra. I feel like Poison has always been his biggest supporter, even in the city. When he came out as trans, Poison wasn’t even surprised–part of him had always known.

Positive headcanons that people have sent me...
  • Cherri is a v compassionate friend, whenever he sees one of his friends sad he knows just how to cheer them up.
  • Kobra likes to bring Tommy cool rocks and animal bones he finds in the zones. Tommy keeps them and sells them to ‘joys with kids.
  • Sometimes the fab four have to stop at Dr D’s place because they’ve been running all day and they’re too tired to drive the full way back. Cherri often comes home to a pile of sleepy killjoys, so he always makes sure they have enough blankets 😊❤
  • While Kobra was going through a rough patch of depression the fab four received an anonymous bag of food and cigarettes and supplies, with a note explaining that it was “to help them out a bit”. Tommy swears it wasn’t him (but it totally was)
  • Show Pony has an ENTIRE PLAYLIST of songs with “cherry” in the title that they love to harass Cherri with (submitted by @pyro-pixie)

I love these, keep ‘em coming!

anon: I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep. (eticalb from the gray garden?? its the text from last night meme thing)

I was very confused for a moment when reading this before I reached the end. Also, first time writing anything with Etihw and Kcalb in it, so fingers crossed it’s okay! And of course, Eti has no canon gender as far as I’m aware(?), so pronouns and such used in this AU are just headcanon.

- Message

Staring down at the words displayed across his phone screen, Kcalb swallowed. Thinking back to a few hours prior when they were all seated in the meeting room, he could recall Etihw seated opposite him, foot innocently brushing against his own leg as she kept her gaze upon Wodahs currently speaking.

Just as he’d been about to send her a look asking what she was playing at, he’d instead been greeted to the sight of the dark haired woman snoozing much to his frustration.

So she’d been planning such a thing, huh? Why, that little…

Closing his eyes, he gave a silent sigh, refusing to become worked up. Currently seated in his own office, Ater and Arbus both sat off to the side at their own little desks, sorting through a bunch of files in their attempt to organise them. 

The sound of his phone beeping alerted him to another text a moment later. Lips pressed together, it was with some hesitation, that Kcalb opened the new message.

‘Hoho, well maybe this can work? Consider it a present.’ Placed beneath was an image.


Two pairs of scarlet eyes turned back toward their boss, watching as the older man seemed to have a coughing fit in his chair, face red and flustered.

“Is he okay?” Ater murmured, frowning in confusion.

“Why don’t you go ask?” Arbus replied, returning to the folders on her desk.

“Eh? But last time I did that, he went all shouty at me!" 

Finally recovering, Kcalb hastily placed the phone back in his pocket, cheeks a dark shade of red upon seeing the image she’d sent him - did she have no shame? And, as luck would have it, it was only then Wodahs chose to open the door to his office, asking him to come visit a guest.

He paused a moment, suddenly finding his pants felt much too tight around him. How the hell was he supposed to stand up and walk around in his current condition, now?

"Kcalb?” The younger man stared at him expectantly, door held open.

“….” He was going to kill Etihw.

anonymous asked:

in my headcanon ghoul is trans, kobra & party are nonbinary, and jet is still figuring the whole gender thing out? i feel like people are largely accepting in the zones and don't generally bat an eye if they're corrected re: someone's gender because they get that it's kinda hard to find a good binder when you're in a desert wasteland

Hmm, I don’t think I’ve seen a trans Ghoul headcanon before. That’s pretty cool. I feel like most people in the Zones aren’t too concerned about other people’s genders (or sexualities.) Neutrals are more likely to say something, but Killjoys see it as part of their way of life and don’t question it.

Headcanon: When Party Poison and Kobra Kid die, because of their devotion to the Zones and spiritual connections, they take the Phoenix Witch’s place and shepherd souls to the afterlife. Poison collects souls during the day and is associated with the sun, while Kobra collects souls during the night and is associated with the moon. Some say that just before dawn, you can see them wandering the plains together.

I don’t have a great visualization for this, but I imagine them having tribal outfits like the Witch. Poison wears a deer skull that covers the top half of his face, and Kobra wears a goat’s. People paint altars/holy places with plant-made dyes and leave out small toys for them.

Asexual Kobra Kid headcanons
  • He enjoys some physical intimacy (hugging, cuddling, etc.), but it gives him strong emotional feelings rather than sexual ones.
  • The occasional quick kiss is fine, but full-on making out makes him cringe. To him, it’s two people slobbering on each other’s faces.
  • Seeing Killjoys desperately try to hook up at the bar makes him privately glad to be asexual. When someone tries to pick him up, he just laughs good-naturedly.
  • The high prices people pay for pornodroids baffles him. Why would anyone pay 1,000 carbons for a short, one-off event? For that price, he could buy 500 comics that he can read over and over again.
  • The guys try to explain it to him, but he doesn’t understand sex in advertising. Risque city advertisements leave him unamused at best, and repulsed at the worst.
  • Sometimes people donate old ‘zines that they couldn’t sell, since the brothers love to collect 'zines and make collages. If they get a porn 'zine, Kobra just passes it along to Ghoul.
  • Kobra skips the sexy parts of novels and fast-forwards through smut scenes in Better Living books-on-tape, which Ghoul doesn’t appreciate. “Dude, you’re removing the context!”

electriccenturies’s autistic Kobra Kid headcanons:

I headcanon him as having a special interest in paranormal things. He loves to go visit supposedly haunted places in the zones, hear old lore, and really just absorbs anything and everything ghostly. In the same vein of kinda creepy things, one of his favourite stims is listening to BLI code stations. Something about the repetitiveness, consistency, and steadiness of the voice reading them is very soothing to him. Another favourite stim is pressure; sometimes he gets Poison to hug him very tightly for a while.

He’s very sensitive to textures- especially in food- but he puts in a huge amount of effort to eat everything he’s given, even if the texture makes him gag, because he wants to show how much he appreciates the fact that they have food at all. But when he likes textures, he cant help himself from touching them. Its very relaxing, and it makes him happy.

When he first came out to the zones, one of the hardest things for him were learning killjoy names and slang. As a person who takes things literally and at face value, expressions like “dusted” made no sense to him. Besides things like that though, he actually was much happier out in the desert. There was a lot less noise and judgment, and everything was much more flexible. 

Poison loves Kobra to bits, and once he went to the desert he made an effort to teach himself about autism from Kobra’s perspective. Up until then, he’d seen it as something that was a burden on him and his brother and needed a cure. Once Kobra was away from BLI’s bullshit, he was able to explain to Poison that the autism was part of him, and that there was no “normal” person behind it. After that, Poison started fiercely defending him. He got much better at things like differentiating between happy flapping and upset or anxious flapping. Although he doesn’t hold it against him, he is a bit paranoid that Kobra might say something that he didn’t know was rude to the wrong person and get himself hurt.