haha so last night

i went to pick gregg and jono up so we could go get some ganj, after we got it we hot boxed my car then got bored so we decided to go see abigail cause she’d stayed in to do her essay. we picked her up and rolled a joint for us to smoke, then dropped her off, by this point we were really really high and thought it would be a good idea to drive to different peoples houses, pick them up, roll a joint for us and the person to smoke, then drop them back off aahaha.

the next person we picked up was francois, the drive with him wasn’t that interesting though cause he’s french and there was loads of speed bumps and i don’t seem to understand the fact that you need to slow down to drive over them so everyone was moaning at me.

then we dropped him off and went to pick jack up but we couldn’t remember where his mam lives so we propper blagged it and ended up at his house somehow, at like 11pm and he came outside and we were like “jack get in the car, get in the fucking car” and he was propper panicking and was like ‘i need to get my stuff’ and tried to barter with us by saying he had green hahaha, he got in the car anyway and gregg was like “FRAN JUST DRIVE” and it was like the slowest kidnap ever, we literally crawled away at like 2mph cause we were laughing so much so i could barely drive.

then we stopped and reversed and he went to get his green.

then we decided to drive all the way to fucking stockton to steal azz (by this point we’d come to the decision that i was the Hemp Princess and gregg and jono where my weed elves/owls) it changed from elves to owls cause we were too high to say words properly hahaha.

anyway we got to stockton and rang azz and he was like “nah im not coming outside, i’m in bed i’ve got work in the morning”

disapointment to the max.

so we decided to drive to teesside park to get a mcdonalds, and we went the wrong way and a police car started following us then it was behind us in the que at the drive thru hahah propper paranoid.

anyway yeah, i just remembered that it all happened and forgot to make a post about it.


RUSTOM: Knock-knock!

AKO: Who’s there?

RUSTOM: Chedeng

AKO: Chedeng who?

RUSTOM: It’s not about the money, money, money. We don’t need your money, money, money. We just wanna make the world dance, Forget about the Price Tag. Ain’t about the (uh) CHEDENG, CHEDENG. Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling. Wanna make the world dance, Forget about the Price Tag.